/ck/ - Food & Cooking

pls observe this fancy pants quesserdillo while i do a few dishes and get my gooses all in order

>>12341684

>>12341695
>when you're too fat and alcoholic to wash a plate

fuck these threads

>reddit tripfag tier obnoxious posting style
check
>catshit tainted food
check. yep, it's the cancerous catblog.

>>12341826
>catshit tainted food
Everything pictured is in sealed packaging,
you're a broke record at this point young gun.

>>12341813
>>12341826
fuck off you trannies

>>12341826
>posting style of a redditfag trying to fit in
>well versed in reddit faggotry
god damn russians im sure

>>12341853
>catblog enthusiast posts just like his toxo master
I'm shocked!

>>12341826
>needing all these information just to recognize a similar thread

Did you also diagnosed that you're retarded?

>>12341684
Oh man it would be so funny if somebody beat your cat to death infront of you

Is it just one schizoposter hating on this thread or is it a meme by now?

>>12341871
>feline shiteater seething people don't like his blog

lol

i don't know what's grosser, the disgusting litter feet on the counter or that fucking nasty moldy lid garlic jar you haven't thrown away for god knows what reason

I need to start going to the Asian market more.

>PATTI YASSSS

>>12341916
Based.

>>12341916
Literally me rn XD

>>12341896
bruv my cats got gats you wouldnt make it far

https://youtu.be/sCNlt5nvSI8

>>12341940
I unironically like to kill cats.

>>12341944
Tbh killing feral and outdoor cats isn't entirely bad since they are capable of fucking up a local ecosystem by overhunting bird populations so as long as you're not going into people's houses and killing their indoor cats, you're good m8.

>>12341949
We drown kittens at the ranch and it gives me a weird boner

>>12341940
What a feminine fucking faggot god damn just die already

>>12341955
Ow the edge.

>>12341826
>I rage impotently in threads I dislike and have no control over
Mental illness.
Are you a tranny by any chance?

>>12341904
I don't post in these threads usually but I'm not surprised. It's always the same image format near the top of the catalog. OP has a bizarre obsession with the word dicker. Seems like OP posts for attention more than cooking which don't get me wrong, a lot of shit posters do it, but there's no fake pretense that it's anything other than shit positing. In other words OP is fake and homosexual.

In terms of originality, I believe these threads have run their course and it's all quite stale now.

>>12341981
Oi, I'm unironically an autistic tranny, and I actually cook instead of sperging out like some kinda autistic tranny.

Made pic related while Patti was gone. Lamb roasted in rendang marinate, though by the end I was too drunk to remember to properly toast the bread.

Gonna make a minty lamb pudina stir fry... "thing" shortly, will document.

Reddit thread.

>>12341684
We don't need a general OC thread. It limits the overall quality of the catalog. Just make a thread for something you're cooking if you want to show us something.

>>12342092
FML LET'S GET DICKERED HAHA LOLOL POST UR OC FOOD HERE WE GON HAVE A GREAT CATURDAY

>>12342120
>spaghetti with alfredo sauce

OP please don't use pics of patti in an unflattering light when creating the OP. it is uncouth and ungentlemanly

i will be upset when patti dies :/

>>12342092
The catalogue is shit because this board has been hijacked by 12 year olds. I just went through the entire catalogue, I think there was at max 2 threads that were simultaneously about actual cooking and not fast food. There is maybe 5 OC cooking pics on this entire board atm, and I've posted 2 of them in this thread. Every time an OC thread gets posted, it gets chased away by a ratio of 20:1 shitposts:actual posts.

Dude, you can have the board, the twelve year olds can have their fast food board where they can say naughty things on the internet, but for the love of god, give us a separate actual cooking board. Until then, Patti threads are gonna be my ''actual cooking board within a board'', and I actually look forward to posting more OC pics in them.

Pic related was an attempt at making Scotch pickled eggs, pickled in a mixture with balsamic and dark soy added.

>>12342187
ck is a board about food, not necessarily cooking dipshit

>>12341896
Why would anyone actually say this to another person? You sound like a no friend psycho.

>>12342187
>attempt
Well? How was it?

>>12342187
Same as it's always been, you crybaby bitch

>>12342187
>complains about 12 year olds when OP posts like a faggot 12 year old
I would participate with OC if the OP stopped that and quit with the cat shit

>>12342039
h8 me all you want m8, i aint gordon ramsy, if i wanted to fake something id rumble a few more jimmies than this lol

>>12341914
if you have access id recommend it

>>12342092
i absolutely refuse to cooperate, this isnt a general

>>12342169
lol i thought it captured the moment

https://youtu.be/8AvC05kXS9I

>>12342194
He's an edgy pre-adolescent who gets pleasure torturing bees and ants with a magnifying glass.

>>12341695
how did you make restaurant food at home?

>>12342092
Agreed. Generals area already cancer. This general is even more cancer than usual because not only is it a general, but it's also full of reddit faggotry.

>>12342212
>op forgets to namefag, proving he turns it on and off to bump his gay ass thread

Jesus christ this website has been overrun by nu-chan phoneposters.

>>12341940

that's a pretty good seasoning, i use it on chicken and smoked sausage that i add to boxed jumbolaya when i need an easy meal

>>12342184
im sure she's still got a long time left anon
she's a very pretty cat

>>12341684
<sighs> Kitters....

>>12342187
>this board has been hijacked by 12 year olds
>”””oc cooking””” thread is flooded with OP deluding himself into believing he’s famous on an anonymous imageboard because he spams pictures of his cat
literally the equivalent of becoming “””famous””” on a discord server that you create and spam invites to

>>12341697
kek this is a good image but dickered OP and patti are based and a treasure to /ck/

Moderator-approved. Do your fucking job and stop blatant avatar use before the post you signed up for becomes even more pitiful.

>>12342575
You are honest to god paranoid schizophrenic.

Catfaggot makes a new thread and barely posts anything cooking related, other than stating his presence, even 6 hours later. He did, however, post pictures of cats and responded to his detractors. What's the justification in this thread being open if you aren't cooking because you "had to do dishes", but still have the time for the social aspect of hosting a thread? This isn't your personal blog, catfaggot.

>>12342632
dumb phone poster

Great thread you fucking retards.

>>12342681
>GrEaT thREAd YoU FUcKin ReTardS


Local lamb, turmeric, chilli powder, ground coriander, ginger/garlic, salt, msg, yoghurt. Rest comes later.

>>12342727

>>12342672
I'm sorry but I agree somewhat, I've had an issue come up and I can't cook what I planned at the moment I have maintenance coming by soon hopefully, I will do some food stuff later even if I have to use the grill

My apologies, having to phone post like a casual

>>12342756
then don’t post at all
random cat pictures can be taken to /soc/

>>12342632
based mods, blessed patti, redpilled dickering

>>12342756
>maintenance coming by soon
>has three cats
anon you better lock two of those up quick before they report it to apartment management

>>12341684
Faggot cat. Faggot thread. Faggot OP. Simple as.

>>12342736
looks pretty good but i think some veggies would be nice to balance it out, even something basic like steamed carrots & broccoli

>garam masala
>coriander powder

>chilli powder
>turmeric
>mint/coriander blend

>garlic
>ginger
>onion

Too drunk to explain what goes where and when.

>>12342039
Are you stupid or just chronically bitter?
He is constantly cooking. Whether or not you like the threads, you can't deny that OP contributes a massive percentage of the OC posted anywhere on /ck/. Most threads never see a lick of OC or any actual food or cooking. There are more than a dozen fucking porn threads deleted off this BLUE BOARD every FUCKING day.

If you were really worried about originality you wouldn't be on 4channel anyway. New memes don't come from here anymore, and half of everyone here is an old faggot with a dead icy heart who is scared of real life. We just want to have the good old times with each other and not have to listen to self-obsessed zoomer faggotry and spoiled little niggers like you complaining about "MUH OC" while contributing legitimately nothing, ever, to anyone.

They're comfy threads. Just filter and leave, you're harshing the vibe, faggot.

>>12343011
yikes

>>12342960
I agree. I actually have some broccoli and spinach I plan to add. ^_^

Jesus fucking Christ, to all the sperg lords that don't like these threads, there is a very simple solution. Pic fucking related. Now fuck off and don't ever come back!

The smell's interesting actually. Like a subtle combination of crab and coconut, though I never used any of either. Coconut I think would be a good add in this.

Just gotta brown this lamb, add some things then simmer it for ages.

>>12343011
He is constantly cooking the same three things while posting three times the volume of catpics for you fanboy queers to upvote.

>>12343077
Added the uhhh... whatever it was I added. Just gotta add water, a lid, and slow cook now.

>>12342184
Patti is aging

>>12343157
>Added the uhhh... whatever it was I added.
based high and drunk anon depressed by life

>>12343077
Wok a Wok a

>>12343260
Based also life is suffering anon.
I did some shit I can't remember and wa la.

>>12343001
No cumin? You failed.

>>12343011
Awfully defensive of someone that chronically posts like a retard. I wouldn't mind if they were at least entertaining but that ain't the case.

I'm not concerned. Few sane people come to this toilet bowl of recycled content with concern. I am disgusted by OP's samefagging and prolific need for attention. You're really projecting about being afraid of life, OP

>>12342187
>I think there was at max 2 threads that were simultaneously about actual cooking
You're either extremely bad at counting or literally retarded.

>>12343751
Threads about bottles of sauces don't count. Go link the cooking threads here if you want and I'd be happy to point out the OP date or call it not a cooking thread if you want.
Chop chop.

>>12341684
>Franzia

This means you've completely give up, right?

>>12343063
They don't "don't like", they want to complain. It's like the retards in /co/ that come back for every thread about a particular show to complain about the show and one guy makes up half the comments in a 100-200 post thread, before a new one is created.

They think they're doing something important instead of wasting hours, literally days on /co/, pissing into the wind.

I made some extremely gooey and cheesy mac n cheese yesterday

>>12344275
>seething catfag this desperate to legitimize his recycled toxo general

lol

fuck these threads

>>12341684
I love catbro threads.

>>12343011
>If you were really worried about originality you wouldn't be on 4channel anyway. New memes don't come from here anymore, and half of everyone here is an old faggot with a dead icy heart who is scared of real life. We just want to have the good old times with each other and not have to listen to self-obsessed zoomer faggotry and spoiled little niggers like you complaining about "MUH OC" while contributing legitimately nothing, ever, to anyone.
>They're comfy threads. Just filter and leave, you're harshing the vibe, faggot.

So much this. Holy fuck, this should be stickied.

>>12342092
>we need 284858285893 threads about fast food
>1 "general" thread about a poster and his cat is too many
wtf? I love fast food threads now. Just report and hide the thread if you guys have such a hate it, or just update your filter.

I took a really long break from /ck/ starting around 2012 after browing it since it was made. Are the meal threads a thing of the past now? I remember a lot more people posting what they made. Is Progun dead? Opiate? What about the architect who was constantly taking pictures of his bread? PHS guy? 100bowl? Are there still streams? Tap water rating threads? God help me

>>12344437
That's fucking disgusting.

>>12344437
You should have made a new thread to show it.

>>12344275
First day here, reddit bitch? In case you haven't noticed, this is a slow board. Of course there aren't going to be dozens of OC threads popping up daily. What's important is the total ratio in the catalogue, not just the daily amount. If your ADHD autism can't handle that then fuck off back to b or reddit where you belong.

>>12345113
>so much this

You have to go back.

A fast food thread died for this bullshit

>>12345944
I'm already on 4chan.

>>12345240
This is the last thread where people post things that they make and it's cancer now apparently.

alrighty srry m8s had no power most the day and now the ACs set on ice age and were all good, marinatin a chicken breast

>>12346243
Fuck off cunt. Plenty of threads outside of this one feature original creations. OP is an attention whoring faggot. Focus is them and not the OC

>>12346735
>Fuck off cunt. Plenty of threads outside of this one feature original creations. OP is an attention whoring faggot. Focus is them and not the OC

Dude, they're all bait threads outside of this one. I get that trolling and fast food is great and all, but we should just merge this board with /b/.

>>12346735
lol m8 get yer shit together desu how embarrassing

https://youtu.be/QQPJYnr48yU

so the plan is to throw some pasta together gotta get all my moosey plaza in place first

https://youtu.be/8AvC05kXS9I

>>12346740
First of all, I guess you forgot where you are. If you can't handle "trolling," you really shouldn't be here. Second of all, no they aren't. Now kill yourself.

>>12346827
Like your thread but I have to say, a round cutting board would drive me batshit crazy.

I hate this thread. I'm only posting to help it reach its bump limit.

>>12346887
>First of all, I guess you forgot where you are. If you can't handle "trolling," you really shouldn't be here

I can handle trolling just fine. 25% of the posts on this board consists of me pissing in an ocean of piss.

>Second of all, no they aren't. Now kill yourself.

Yeah they are. You're gay and retarded.

>>12346927
Homophobia will NOT be fucking tolerated in this thread. Grow up.

>>12346932
Fuck these threads mirite

>>12341684
MORE PICS OF THAT DAMN CaT PlEaSe:)

sneed

>>12346900
i got it at the asian market for $12 and desu i love it so far, its a cheap end grain chopping block that i dont really care what happens to it, gonna get another next time im there

booya!

https://youtu.be/QcD_YXCxxZM

good smells

a very sassy sauce

>>12347256
Badda bing badda boom ya really cookin, aren’tcha?

was good and I have leftovers yay

>>12347237
now THAT looks good! Way to go man

>>12347260
tasty alert coming through!

>>12347279
you're an insufferable faggot

>>12347293
I want you to love me you magnificent bastard!

>>12347260
That looks groovy as fuck my friend, I'm sure Patti is proud. Nice to have fellow wine fags on here also, though I'm a redfag.

I'll probs do some shitty shepherds pie tonight. Brb shop.

>>12347310
cheers m8 I like red too but it dehydrates me something awful and I needs me hydration

>>12347296
embarrassed for you desu

>>12347328
Put on some slowww jamzzzz awww yeah!

I manage the freezer section at Walgreens

>>12346902
Based hate poster.

Just ripped 6 dab carts at the same time and now i’ve Got the bOoGiE WoOgIe BLUES

>>12347430
Reminds me of the dancing fireys from The Labyrinth.

Anyway, lot going on here.

>>12346927
>I can handle trolling just fine
Doesn't look like it, mad bitch.

>>12347600
Beef all spiced and tasting shit hot. Just gotta add the mash, bake that to crisp it up, then add the caws and bake it to melt that.

Here's some pork I roasted the other day. I think I've completed crackling.

>>12347600

Based Westons supper. Better be special vintage

>>12341684
Meal prep for work. Doing turkey rice bowls.>

>>12347942
>Meal prep for work
And how often do you have to prep your wife's bull?

The samefagging in this thread is astronomical

I haven't showered in 5 days and my balls smell like a hot burrito

>>12347756
All done, looks kinda plebby, but I like it all burnt.

>>12347967
Yeah, I really should buy a new kitchen counter for every fucking time I cook and take pictures.

>>12347948
Well I live alone so

fuck these threads

I like how I can be gone from here for months then come back and these threads are still exactly the same content wise
>same 3 or 4 guys that always come hang out, post OC and have fun
>same 3 or 4 guys that are always mad as fuck about the thread and they spend all day posting how mad they are
Never changes

>>12343011
You're like someone who gets pulled over for driving at night without headlights but tells the cop 'At least I was keeping between the lines'. It doesn't matter that OP discusses cooking. The objection to his threads is that he maintains a consistent identity across threads when posting when he is expected to be anonymous. There are rules against avatar posting. Why is this so hard for you fags who keep saying 'but he's posting about food' to understand?

This thread is the epitome of attention seeking. OP thinks people like him, because of his one cocksucker that always posts (probably OP himself) and thinks he has made some kind of “tradition” with these obnoxious threads, despite most people opposing them. Gotta say, you have those blinders stapled on and it shows. So go ahead and make some kind of passive aggressive womanly reply about how much you don’t care about my opinion. Be sure to add a stupid word like dickered in there, or an “:p” just to let me know you were completely unaffected.

>>12348953
I read 8 words, maybe 9. Nobody gives a fuck.

>>12348971
Is that because the toxoplasmosis rendered you incapable of reading at a high school level?

>>12344437
What the fuck cheese did you use, is that really like nacho cheese sauce or something?

>>12349210
1 lb sharp cheddar, 6oz Velveeta. The Velveeta is definitely what gives it that creaminess.

Velveeta has enough sodium citrate in it to not only emulsify itself but also emulsify other cheeses that it's mixed with

>>12349316
>now melts!
God bless us everyone!

>>12348490
Delusional redditor. The catfags are in full damage control and responding to nearly every post that calls them out. Nice strawman though :)

>>12342193
>this is all the excuse I need to entirely fuck up a once good board with shit tons of garbage
>even though the abbreviation /ck/ clearly states the real purpose
there's a special place in hell for people like you

>>12348980
Do you even Dostoevsky or Oscar Wilde?

>>12350465
Cringe

>>12341684
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>12341684
If you stopped with the ballistic faggotory phrases like 'dickered', and 'X-along' lists you might be at least tolerable.
You could have phrased your thread with any set of words, yet instead of just saying "cook-along thread?" you decided to word it in a manner that makes you not only appear like a total reddit-fag who would karma whore his ego because its all he has in his life. You don't have to stop, but if you could stop being an absolute faggot that would be great, otherwise /lgbt has plenty of room for you.

>>12341684
>hide thread

>>12351748
>>12348953
call the police ;^0

>>12344437
that looks like it could use some tater tots or fries or make some crazy nacho mac with jalapenos and chives or something, looks very versatile is all i mean cheers

>>12343166
shell be ok i got her on a diet and shes been listening to some podcasts, might get her a big hamsterball soon

>>12343313
looks dank m8

>>12342956
lol i aint hiding anything, im like their best tenant I pay rent and dont have worldstar fights in the parking lot

>>12342497
not sure what i think about it i usually use tony C, wasnt bad

>>12342289
lol i post in other threads m90

https://youtu.be/4wDM9oTEbKs

did a easy porkchop and taters with a pan sauce, could have been better could have been worse

>>12352921
Tony’s is top tier. Discovered from a college roommate who was from LA, put it on fucking everything

>>12348878
He's not avatar posting by posting pictures of a gray cat.
Also, since you know the rules so well, you'd know that namefagging/tripfagging is completely allowed anda encouraged within the context of a single thread so as to identify the OP, and this OP doesn't tripfag, nor does he post Patti or with a name outside of this thread.
It's perfectly within the intended use for names and trips on this website, and your pedantry and insane, unjustified anger doesn't change that. There are also rules against flaming and trolling outside of /b/, but that doesn't stop you. So you don't actually care about the "rules," only how they can help you get what you want by trying to boss people around.
The simple truth is that you're a dumb faggot that comes in a thread you don't like and you don't have to. No one cares what you think or want. This isn't your website or even your thread. Go away.

>>12348953
>despite most people opposing them
Gonna need a citation on that, faggot. Just because you see one other assblasted tranny imposing themselves on a space where they're not wanted (as trannies do best) doesn't mean that "most" people dislike these threads.

>>12353253
BASED & WISE

long live house patti

How will you choose to cook Patti after she dies from your neglect?

I like these threads and if you disagree you are gay

>>12353253
There have been lots of posters against this guy and his shit threads. Your silly namecalling and samefag accusations don't change that in the slightest.

>>12354849
>>12343063

dumb nigga

>>12341684
I wanna eat your cat

>>12354904
Not an argument.

Had a thick steak and decided to try the reverse-sear method last night. Turned out quite well. I salted the steak the night before cooking this, and pic related is after I baked it for about an hour until the internal temp came up to 110F degrees.

>>12354954
Well done! It was an instruction.

>>12354964
Everyone hates your feminine, OC-killing reddit general. Go back.

>>12354962
Picture is blurry but the doneness came out to what I was hoping for (between rare and medium rare). A little bit of pappasito's garlic butter on top. Had a green leaf lettuce caesar salad with it.

>>12352921
>mass replies

Is there any more proof needed that OP is in this for the attention? I don't see how anyone could defend this.

>>12354968
>>12354954

>>12341940
Love your posts, you're ironically top poster on here and you get me hyped to drink and cook. This may be the first music vid I've listened to that you posted that I liked aside from that bitch I'm a cow meme with the big tits. Neat stuff idk where the fuck they are but it's pretty cool.
Hope the cat is doing well (can't remember the name). My girl's cat is turning 10 today so I'm making salmon and olives for him. I may post pics if I'm not to drunk. maybe we should make out or something idk.

In an attempt to not make this a complete retarded shit post I will add this tilapia dish I have been LOVING recently. dirt cheap, good for you and more delicious than you think. Seasoned (maybe blackened?) tilapia in a pan with oil, fry canned black beans in said oil and get up any good bits left by the fish after the fish is pulled. Serve fish on top of beans with salsa on top and this is quickly becoming one of my favorite dishes especially on weeknights when I want something that won't make me feel like shit. Somebody try this shit for fuck sake.

>>12355045
>tilapia
>$5/lb for frozen fish
>dirt cheap

>>12355045
>love your posts, you're ironically top poster on here and you get me hyped to drink and cook
Jesus fucking christ, the cat fucker has actually created imaginary personas so he can samefag and shill his own blog. Nobody likes you. You are fucking cancer. Fuck off back to whatever hole you crawled out of. You are not /ck/ and never will be.

>>12355334
It's basically the cheapest fish you can buy numbnuts and it tastes great. It's less than 4 bucks a pound in a ton of places and is the highest quality protein you can buy at that price (cheaper than majority of sandwich meat).

>>12355352
What do you want anon? more Jack threads and egg guy memes? This is a lower volume board and we take what we can get. I'll take cat guy's posts that encourage people to talk about and post stuff that they actually made vs tasty treads and that gif of jack cutting into raw chicken over and over. I am /ck/. Love this board and stay active where I can and just posted a basic recipe. Stay mad anon or post something that isn't embarrassing or actually contributes.

>>12355389
they encourage people to post awful content in a stale general thread. you're making the board worse.

>>12354975
Leftover steak from last night plus onions and mushrooms

>>12355389
>it's either the cat blog or jack shitposting
>i am /ck/
No it's not and no you aren't. Come up with a new argument and maybe a few new reaction images that aren't thumbnails from something a decade old.

>>12355397
Oh shit, you're right. I'd rather see the closeup of Jack eating stuff and the same tasty threads over and over. People posting OC isn't stale even if it is trash. Morons reposing their CK folder to be cool is. This board is dope and if you don't like it fuck back off to /hm/

>>12355418
keep up the good content anon, let's see if you can make CK great again

>>12355426
>you either post quality OC in the cat blog or you just shitpost and talk about fast food
Wow, you literally just repeated the exact same argument you were just called out for falling back on.

>>12353253
>within the context of a single thread
This faggotry has long since escaped the confines of a single thread

>>12355418
Why don't you come up with even a single argument? All you have is "I don't like thing" and white knighting for imaginary OC posters that are somehow discouraged by this thread existing.

>>12355440
can't call out an argument if there is no counter argument friend. The threads will continue and I and many others will enjoy them and contribute. You can continue to shitpost or whatever you dumb shit you want to do and that has it's own retarded value as well. Good content and retards are what makes CK a great board and we are sailing

>>12355045
Here is my girl's cat's 10th birthday meal. Raw frozen tuna with sliced olives which are his fav. Hope he doesn't hurl in the bed or some shit. Only posting because CK is .05% cat board.

>>12355420
The content in these threads are basically reposts. OP cooks the same three things and mass-replies to his cocksuckers with five-word cookie cutter responses.

P. sure this catfaggot knows exactly what he's doing and is successfully baiting all of you to shit.. even if he's still a faggot for faking it for this long

>>12341944
very based bonus redpills if they belong to someone and trespassed your property

>>12355836
someone sounds salty about something that doesn't matter. I'd rather suck anon cock that posts OC than finger fuck myself while watching the same webm I've seen 200 times. Basic reposts may not be prime content but it beats actual reposts that we can all spell out: egg man, jack posts, lame webm recipes and similar garbage. If you're mad then fuck off but the best content on this form is OC and people shitting on reposted garbage

>>12355957
>i'd rather suck random cock than masturbate
that makes you a certifiable hiv pozzed faggot
opinion discarded

>>12341684
>>12352921
>call the police ;^0

I'm don't have a problem with these threads, but it costs exactly $0 to not be a total irritating. Do you not read what you post? How do you write with such cancerous phrases and think to myself "yeah, that doesn't sound like it was written by an attention-seeking retard" ?

I'm not just being a cunt to spite your personality. The way it goes on here, if people can find anything to hate, they will. Your annoying phrasing and wording are going to make your threads more cancerous with un-due hate. Just a heads up before your threads are targeted to become nucleation sited for cancer posting.
OP, You post non-garbage on this board, I just don't want you to end up giving up because you can't get a thread going without an unending strobe of cancer on your threads.

>>12347260

hey man that's that Cajun creamy pasta thing you have made a coupla times. you going to drop a real recipe on us sometime soon?

>>12354904
>>12354978
based reply linking poster

>>12341684
Is candied cat some kind of specialty in whatever godless rice farming land you come from?

>>12341684
Obsessed with the word dickerd
Talks like a fag
Can't stop saying dick
Lives alone with his cats

fuck these threads

>>12357320
>/ck/ sucks, it's all fast food threads and other assorted nonsense
Ok, here's some cooking related o.c.
>wtf is this trash? I don't even like cats.

>>12357354
anon just ignore him, it's just one autist with bed sores

>>12341695
>hide thread

For me, it's the Hot & Spicy.

https://youtu.be/QhAyjYawYEY

>>12355399
why is this not in a sandwich?

>>12358728
I wasn't in the mood for bread. I thought about melting some provolone on it too, but I was ready to eat and it felt like an unnecessary step.

cringe. Yikes!

>>12359654
>>>/r/eddit

>>12355669
That's a really gorgeous cat. What are these types of cats called?

>>12360412
feral

>>12357354
>choose between catshit and mcchicken threads now!!!!!

yawn

>>12342187
I always post late.
Made brats parboiled in beer and braised cabbage with German potato salad. Turned the leftover beer into gravy. Tastes great.

>>12360957
Is that fried bread or is it just incredibly evenly toasted?

>>12360972
Incredibly evenly toasted. Idk how I did it.

>>12360701
Patti is the same type. I can't just call it the "patti-type cat" people would have no idea what I meant unless I began directing people to /dickered/ general.

Are you the Houston guy who used to feed cats? If so I still have ~4yr old laptop background of one of your pics

>>12360412
domestic shorthair tabby

>>12341684
Fuck u gramps

>>12361001
I believe it's tabby (according to GF), but we call this one Meowzers but that's not his christian name
>>12360701
he wishes, moron is afraid of grass
>>12361001
Yeah, very similar to Patti. Patti seems to be in much better shape though.

>>12361009
No he's from iirc Austria

>>12360980
One day your superpower will save humanity from a race of ocd yeastarians.

>>12361302
reminds me of this Oglaf strip