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12336378 No.12336378 [Reply] [Original]

When I prep calamari at work I always think about putting one of these around my dick and jerking off with it.

It seems like it would feel fucking amazing. Am I the only one who thinks this?
Any of you sick bastards ever try it?

>> No.12336388
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12336388

>>12336378
I used to have to cut calamari at my old job and the dripping slime always made my stomach turn. I wouldn’t put that shit on a gloved hand ever again, let alone my junk.

>> No.12336459

>>12336378
>>12336388
Take one, dunk it in everclear, let it dry a bit, and tell us how it feels OP. We need to know now.

>> No.12336472

>>12336459
Why everclear? Maybe tommorw ill bring one home and make another thread

>> No.12336477

>>12336472
You don't want penis worms.

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>>12336378
calamari has poison in it, thats why you boil it.
your post is a house of lies.

>> No.12336496
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12336496

>>12336477
weenis perms

>> No.12336633

>>12336378
Sounds... unsanitary.

Try it OP and let us know how it goes

>> No.12336642

I like to fuck them when they are still alive

>> No.12336648

>>12336378
yeah maybe that's why raw calamari has always looked so good to me. they look like cock-sheaths