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12333789 No.12333789 [Reply] [Original]

you don't have to believe me but i am from the future

what is your best chicken recipe?

>> No.12333837

As you live in the future and have probably eliminated all foodborne illnesses, its gonna be rare chicken tendies for me

>> No.12333845

Do we have anime sex bots yet

>> No.12333853

>>12333789
Cornish Hens

Cornbread Stuffing
>Make Southern style cornbread
>Combine some of it with milk, egg, black pepper, minced onion, minced celery, minced garlic, and thyme

For the hens
>Cut small slits in the skin on the breast and thighs, a couple on the back
>Stuff sprigs of fresh rosemary, sage, and thyme under the skin
>Stuff the cavity with cornbread stuffing
>Brush the whole bird with melted butter
>Crack sea salt and black pepper all over the skin
>Roast at 400 until cooked through and the skin is a nice brown color, brushing with butter every 15 minutes or so

>> No.12333857

>>12333853
Or you could just like, not murder innocent animals.

>> No.12333861

>>12333837
In the future foodborne illnesses kill every day, since 80% of the antibiotics produced today are used for farmed animals and are a breeding ground for antibiotic resistant diseases

go vegan

>> No.12334018

>>12333857
Okay then post a good seitan or tempeh recipe.

>> No.12334156

>>12334018
Ok
1. Go to store
2. Buy tempeh
3. Cook and eat the yummy tempeh

>> No.12334227

Preheat the oven to 350°F (175°C).
Mix the breadcrumbs, salt, black pepper, and half the American cheese in a mixing bowl.
Beat the eggs in a small bowl.
On the stove, heat olive oil in a large frying pan over medium-high heat
Take each chicken breast and shove it up your ass, then the eggs, then the breadcrumb mixture. Make sure to coat it thoroughly.
Stick the olive oil up there to make the chicken breasts super brown on both sides. You do not need to heat them through, just super brown them. Once super brown, the breadcrumbs should stick to the outside.
Pour half a jar of pasta sauce into a shallow baking dish, then shoot the chicken onto the pan. Pour the rest of the sauce on top.
Dust the remaining grated American cheese over the chicken.
Place the dish in the oven and cook for 30 minutes at 350°F (175°C).
Remove and add a babybel to each chicken breast.
Return to the oven for 10 more minutes to melt the babybel.
Serve with pasta.

>> No.12334241
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>>12333789
obligatory

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>>12334241
Actually, we are mostly lucked out in that regard. I mean, there are GR solutions that feature time travel, but at the same time bell's theorem implies that determinism can only be meaningfully upheld if particles communicate superluminally. In other words no extension of GR can fuck this up unless we break the R part.

>> No.12335167

>>12333789
Has the West collapsed from within and been invaded by Russia yet?

>> No.12335178

Just go to Chick-Fil-A and get a few chicken sandwiches and some tendies. We peaked on that recipe and have just been riding the wave since then, except on Sundays.

>> No.12335225

>>12334241
Seriously? This shit? This is like the retarded argument that if god is omniscient it eliminates choice. Morty should suck it up and realize these two things are currently beyond his understanding and that there may not be some weird broken mutually exclusivity going on here.

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>>12333857
>>12333861