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Anonymous Wed May 15 21:47:05 2019 No.12331406 [DELETED]

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/ck/ humor

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 21:48:38 2019 No.12331413 File: 201 KB, 1000x1000, C60E87FF-1028-463F-A7D3-2803A82504D7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331406

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 21:49:45 2019 No.12331418 File: 48 KB, 750x882, xw5a1zxupjw21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 21:52:26 2019 No.12331425 File: 15 KB, 470x332, W4AGxs9_d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 21:56:18 2019 No.12331440 File: 52 KB, 863x791, 1557951175822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 21:57:14 2019 No.12331447 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:58:50 2019 No.12331720 >>12331406 me watching a documentary on the meat industry vs me getting told by a vegan how much better their new diet makes them feel

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:01:13 2019 No.12331731 >>12331406 If I wanted humor I'd ask you to cook me your signature dish

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:02:43 2019 No.12331738 File: 684 KB, 1242x920, 91EA621D-2ACD-4F0E-82C7-C8BD34FE51AD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:15:00 2019 No.12331793 File: 182 KB, 1101x1121, 633C23DA-9ABA-4173-8AE2-483008CE8ABC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed May 15 23:16:31 2019 No.12331806 [DELETED]

>>12331447
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:17:15 2019 No.12331810 File: 33 KB, 564x564, 898780B5-424B-4B97-A8A3-6D8B7D7C4A2F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:20:18 2019 No.12331824 File: 2.60 MB, 1080x1090, 9B2DB2E7-DEE9-4935-B38B-03190ABF06EE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:23:29 2019 No.12331842 File: 112 KB, 776x781, 386518C9-835C-45D6-8C14-D0ECB918CFF6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:24:49 2019 No.12331844 File: 674 KB, 710x474, 1E6A18E5-54E8-4BC9-9D38-7C3040A512E2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:31:29 2019 No.12331865 >>12331447 how

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:33:33 2019 No.12331871 >>12331447 ?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:34:41 2019 No.12331875 >not even /ck/ related posts You couldn't have just made a ylyl on /b/?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:35:31 2019 No.12331878 File: 17 KB, 480x269, 1557466442004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331406

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:36:01 2019 No.12331881 File: 148 KB, 960x720, BCBBD351-7C65-4980-8D40-0EF45039885B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:38:18 2019 No.12331889 File: 114 KB, 960x749, 9ED0C012-828A-45C2-A772-FA57D8ABC41A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:44:03 2019 No.12331908 File: 33 KB, 720x568, 1556567174795.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331406

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:44:20 2019 No.12331909 >>12331889 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:46:04 2019 No.12331912 >>12331865 egg

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:49:58 2019 No.12331927 >>12331878 heh classi/ck/ humor

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:51:41 2019 No.12331931 File: 3.28 MB, 2000x2000, 1552421024998.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331881 wew

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 00:04:25 2019 No.12331969 >>12331406 Pictures should be reversed.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 00:10:00 2019 No.12331990 >>12331447 HOW EGGS

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 00:10:48 2019 No.12331992 File: 329 KB, 1061x829, 1550422904690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] somewhat old /ck/ humor

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 00:14:20 2019 No.12332007 >>12331992 The only thing it's really missing to fully encapsulate the era is a raw hatred for tipping

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 00:30:34 2019 No.12332074 File: 109 KB, 1024x1004, 1551578148050m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 00:42:57 2019 No.12332127 >>12331406 13%

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 00:43:31 2019 No.12332131 >>12331931 honk honk fellow fren

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 00:45:29 2019 No.12332137 File: 67 KB, 500x449, Crab Nicholson.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We cook crabs right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 00:48:09 2019 No.12332150 >>12331881 I've actually switched to Walmart generic as I find it soaks up viscous fluids better. Good to know that strength has nothing to do with muscle mass though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 00:50:00 2019 No.12332156 >>12331881 This makes me so fucking mad I can't believe this shit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 00:50:43 2019 No.12332159 >>12331793 God look at those retarded smug facial expressions. She looks like a fucking cow

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 01:31:44 2019 No.12332246 >>12331881 is this a thing in america? memes aside, i wanna know

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 01:35:25 2019 No.12332257 >>12332159 have sex

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 01:36:44 2019 No.12332261 >>12332159 Imagine sperging out this much. Holy fuck incel.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 02:06:53 2019 No.12332334 >Watching cooking channel from India >Mid-video it becomes a rant about Islam

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 02:16:30 2019 No.12332355 >>12331992 I miss that guy who would show off his dinners accompanied by the glass of milk

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 02:35:35 2019 No.12332400 >>12331793 This ain't wrong though, one of these cost less than 5 dollars while the other is 30 dollars.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 02:35:36 2019 No.12332401 Steel reserve is ruining my life haha

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 02:38:53 2019 No.12332408 File: 25 KB, 480x358, Bar Skeleton.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12332246 Yes. If you happen to be British I'll make you a deal. Come liberate us from our retarded women and we'll liberate you from your dystopian government.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 02:49:32 2019 No.12332435 >>12332156 why does it make you mad? why do you get angry over little things like that? don't you have better things to worry about?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 03:14:23 2019 No.12332504 File: 70 KB, 1000x1000, 1543693584466.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331810 >supermathskid >can't multiply by 8

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 03:41:56 2019 No.12332572 >>12332261 Can people not have disdain towards a woman without being an incel?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 03:57:10 2019 No.12332591 File: 146 KB, 500x566, when-youre-eating-fistfuls-of-shredded-cheese-at-3-am-31921411.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 03:58:09 2019 No.12332595 lol

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 04:02:25 2019 No.12332597 File: 868 KB, 1242x1220, 3B90A117-D2AF-40DB-8DA1-308B8C518933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	popo Thu May 16 04:13:22 2019 No.12332606 File: 13 KB, 400x466, popo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12332572 No, this 2019 XD get with the times

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 04:21:57 2019 No.12332614 >>12332597 The whole "when this happens" shit is the laziest crap ever

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 04:24:32 2019 No.12332621 File: 1021 KB, 1242x1239, 8F484103-C9FA-4E24-90D2-0681AAF1DAC7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12332614

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 04:26:25 2019 No.12332624 >>12331406 >watching bias one sided documentaries that purposefully cherry pick the worst of the worst and portray it to be the industry norm. Imagine being so gullible.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 05:42:10 2019 No.12332732 File: 140 KB, 613x1233, 1556934080939.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 05:43:16 2019 No.12332737 File: 104 KB, 750x744, 1536902254658.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 05:44:18 2019 No.12332739 File: 145 KB, 265x480, 1546663219833.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 05:54:05 2019 No.12332748 File: 1014 KB, 720x960, shouty chef.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12332624 >bias Why is this so common now? Why do so many retards not know it's "biased"?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 06:05:58 2019 No.12332756 >>12332748 it's going to happen with all words eventually

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 06:08:10 2019 No.12332760 >>12332748 I very rarely see it, and don't expect the frequency to increase because people communicate more in text than speech nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 06:09:30 2019 No.12332763 >>12332624 So as long as it's not the norm, all the awful shit that happens is okay?

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