/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12319748
neo-colonialism

>>12319748
kosher salt

Zyklon B

This gon b gud

>>12319748
Ash

bacon

the foreskin

Israeli salad with hummus and pita is great!

Pork ribs

Israeli here, theres no real "israeli food", memes and le 4chan epic trolling aside-israel is a very plain, boring first world country with the occasional rockets,and you dont see a real "jew" , ya know the ones with the big hat and black suits, unless you are looking for them.
Its just a bunch of cultures slammed together, not that interesting.

“Smoked” meat

>>12319819
>ya know the ones with the big hat and black suits, unless you are looking for them
bullshit. they just happen to be concentrated in certain areas. that's like saying there's no chiloni when you've never left Bnei Brak. Leave Tel Aviv you'll notice there are a lot of different Israelis.

>>12319819
Any good travel spots, my man?

>>12319748
I'm a big fan of Levantine cooking, which is the underlying cuisine most Israeli food is built upon. I think the Lebanese do it better, with the exception of falafel, which they do best in Egypt.

>>12319839
Thats what i said
"Unless you are looking for them" as in unless you leave the normal cities and go to bnei brak jerusalem or any other shit tier city you wont see em
Also i dont live in tel aviv, too many vegans and s o i boys.
>>12319846
Depends
If you like the idea of a shitty desert and loud beaches go south to eilat.
If you like pathetic forests where you cant find a quiet spot to camp cause there is not enough room for 9 million cunt, go north to the golan.
If you like a shit tier attempt at looking and feeling like new york try tel aviv.

Basically, this place sucks, its hot, most of the girls are short, insufferable brown roasties and the food is mostly imported and tastes like garbage.
Go anywhere else, not here

>>12319748
outrage culture
feminism
black lives matter

>>12319748
For me, its matzos freshly made with the blood and foreskins of innocent white children

>>12319874
>Basically, this place sucks, its hot, most of the girls are short, insufferable brown roasties and the food is mostly imported and tastes like garbage.
>Go anywhere else, not here
let's play spot the americunt oleh.
when you moving back?

Gefilte fisch

Ashkenazi cuisine = logically best Jewish cuisine

>>12319748
Does Pastrami count? Because I love a good pastrami on rye.

>>12319874
Oy, such kvetching.
Surely there’s got to be at least 3.4 billion dollars worth of stuff a year for the interested tourist.
Just kidding, I have a goyim cousin who tried the kibbutz trail ten years ago and basically got told to fuck off. I know Israel is shit.
All the best food is Arabic and frankly only the ashkenazi chicks are worth banging.

>>12319748
isn't falafel Arabic?

>>12319748
Noodle kugel.

>>12319915
Im honored, truely.
I am a genuine israel "Tzabar" as they call it.
My mom is russian and my dad is yemen.
I was raised a jew but my dad is a woke euphoric black atheist so i came out a skeptic among dirty jews.
My penis was butchered by the kikes but i became obese and prevailed, my body knew how to grow a new foreskin using only fat, and i am happy for it.
Boy i wish i was lying, i wish i was american or any other nationality for that matter...

>>12319748
goyim babies

>>12319819
Shut the fuck up, kike

>>12320219
xd

>>12319992
The best falafel is Egyptian because fava beans are superior to chickpeas.

>>12319819
jump off a roof auto-antisemite

>>12319915
I am an oleh and love it. That dude is just a little bitch boy probably ashkan mothefucker prolly didn't do army

>>12320398
>I am an oleh and love it.
Yeah, I didn't mean to imply all olim are soft cunts.
>That dude is just a little bitch boy probably ashkan mothefucker prolly didn't do army
Well he already admitted to being a fat fuck and product of a mixed marriage, so that explains a lot of it.

>>12320391
What does that even mean? are you guys just coming up with words now?
Please go back this is a cooking board

no such thing as israeli because israel doesn't exists

>>12319992
No it's Israel's national food!

>>12320482
>>12320398
Im in the army right now
Why am i a bitch boy
Why did you guys think im an oleh
Whats wrong with a """"mixed marriage""""
So many questions, i can never win with you guys...

>>12320501
>Im in the army right now
How many boxes did you move from pallet to another today?
>Why am i a bitch boy
You're kvetching about the gorgeous weather
>Why did you guys think im an oleh
You're kvetching about things only olim bitch about
>Whats wrong with a """"mixed marriage""""
Don't make me post anon, but we all know the answer to that.
>So many questions, i can never win with you guys...
COPE

>>12320515
>gorgeous weather
Try living in this weather for 20 years while fat
>boxes
I deal with communications equipment, its shit but atleast i am serving in the idf
>things only olim bitch about
Try again
>we all know the answer to that
Not really, please dont get your biology lessons from /pol/

>>12320553
>Try living in this weather for 20 years while fat
>while fat
Lose weight then
>I deal with communications equipment, its shit but atleast i am serving in the idf
So you do fuck-all all day in the AC yet still complain about the heat.
>Not really, please dont get your biology lessons from /pol/
Do you really want me to embarrass you on a vietnamese image board for cooking and food for the goyim to see?

>>12320575
Yes i want you to offend me on this taiwanese art forum, give it to me anon

So it's true, the native Israelis are spergs and dislike international jews.

>>12319748
Anything from here.

What is your favorite falafel topping?
For me, it's the fried aubergines.

>>12320776
>fried aubergines
Sabich?
>What is your favorite falafel topping?
I like various pickles and a nice tahina with some fresh veggies packed in there.

>>12320490
He means he should kill himself for being a self loathing Jew. That sounds like the opposite of /pol/, so put the boogeyman away, newfaggot.

>>12320737
Fuck you, Larry

>>12320813
The thing is im not a jew, im an atheist.
Jewish arent genetically different enough to be considered a race or even an ethnicity, its a religion which i wont take part of.
I am not a jew if i dont want to be a jew, screw what hitler said.

>>12320855
Sorry Schlomo, your big ass shnozzle and snipped pizzle tell a different tale.

>>12321178
>Sorry Schlomo, your big ass shnozzle and snipped pizzle tell a different tale.
C O P E
O
P
E

I'm boycotting Israeli food until the government and their lobbyists make some changes. So it's Lebanese for me! (Kek, get it, they're the same foods, lol)
But seriously, anti-Semitism is wrong, but you can not like the Israeli government and still like Jewish people. They are not one in the same.

>>12321628
>you can not like the Israeli government and still like Jewish people. They are not one in the same.
Unless you live in the US.

>>12319748
Daily reminder it's ok to hate the state of Israel and not come off as a raging anti semite /pol/ user.

>>12321698
Yeah, well that's the problem isn't it? I'm getting fucking sick of people saying that criticizing the government of Israel and their lobbyists is anti-semitic. That's a bunch of bullshit.

>>12321711
t hamas poster

>>12321698
True. It's now illegal to boycott or advocate a boycott of israeli products. Praise be l'orange!

baby foreskin blood ofc, and herpes.

lots and lots of herpes.

>>12322182
unenforceable

>>12320515
Good stuff in pic related. I like pickles in mine though.

>>12319748
fuck palestine

So IDF, rocket any Palestinian kids lately?

>>12319770

I had a surgery error and now I have a threeskin. A fucking threeskin!

>>12321770
>everyone who disagrees with me is either a muslim or a nazi

>>12322249

nazo-muslimism turns you into a homosexual transgender.

>>12322211
False, Herr Shekelstein. Laws are enforceable by definition. You ought to know, you paid enough money lobbying for it.

>>12322312

I love reading your shit. How fucked up do you have to be to be you. Herr Shekelstein. That's fucking money.

>>12319819
Bullshit- I visit israel every other year since I was 5. There's orthodox jews walking down every other street, acting like there isn't a large hyper religious sect is horseshit. Their lazy welfare queens as far as i'm concerned.

The food is mostly just derivative of other middle eastern dishes and its pretty meh.
My grandmother makes a good Shakshuka and Tuna pate dip too. Beyond that most meal just end up being a plate of various salads/ veggies and bread.

My favorite thing is israeli pastries though, fresh rugelach from the local bakeries is kino.

>>12319819

There's entire fucking food programs about it, but I'm sure you're right.

>>12319819

here you go, honey.

https://www.netflix.com/title/80172948

Entire program on how Israeli food is derivative.

>>12319819
Best not be fucking with them then, they eat rockets.

>>12319961
I find this incredibly obnoxious. I just want a sandwich you fucker. Why you gotta do me like that?

>>12322409
>soyflix

Their new feature on the Sacramento jail system is pretty interesting but fuck off with most of what they do. They're so remarkably lacking and creativity and they wonder why they're leaking money like a battleship after a kamikaze attack.

>>12322443

what

I suck dick

>>12319748
Latkes with sour cream. Fuck you if you eat em with applesauce.

>>12322694
>Fuck you if you eat em with applesauce.
Say that to my face and let's go 1v1 Anon ben Zona!

>>12319748
>falafel is Israeli

for me it's bagels

>>12321716
Of course it is. But that doesn't change the narrative.

>>12322443
It's literally run by Jews, you dumb nigger

>>12319748
infant foreskin

Shawarma. Although not originally Israeli, its extremely popular in Israeli cuisine, and stuffed into some pita bread with some hummus and salad, its great.

>>12323188
Same could be said for shakshuka which is of Moroccan in origin.

>>12323188
Hi in 5he bus station in Jerusalem exists the best shwarma known to man 35 shekels with drink and chips

Falafel is egyptian you stupid kike

>>12323188
Yes self loathing jew here
If you get schwarma in israel get it in a laffa with amba, its criminal how good it is.
When i leave this shithole im gonna miss it...

>>12322241
No but we have done air strikes on several buildings (which we evacuated first) as a response to the hundreds of rockets shot at us in the past 2 weeks
>>12323389
Ok first you are a pussy. Second of all amba shouldn't be as good as it is. Third you are a pussy.

>antisemitism

>>12323397
I might be retarded, i might be a fat atheist NEET, but i aint a pussy.
And i dont really hate israel, i just think i would prefer to live someplace else from what ive seen.
Amba is mango based, you wouldnt think putting mango flavored stuff on your hummus and meat makes sense but it does, its fuckin great

>>12323446
What do you do in army also lose weight also wanna be friends

>>12323449
i just deal wit communication stuff on vehicles and stuff, unlike the other anon said im not in the AC all day its outside in the sun doing mostly physical work but im still fat
>wanna be friends
YOU WONT CATCH ME ALIVE HAMAS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>12322182
I'd fight that all the way to the SCOTUS. It's unconstitutional, both the law, and paying allegiance to another nation over our own.

>>12322443
Good lord, who's dick are you being forced to suck?

Menstrual blood

>>12322694
I like them with both, actually. BUT, if you said I could only choose one, I'd pick sour cream all the time. There used to be a great Jewish deli down the street from me that made the most fucking heavenly brisket blintzes with apple butter. I'm so sad they closed last year.

>>12323188
I hate that of all things, fucking movies have made shawarma "popular" in the US. Which doesn't really matter, except to me, because I'm a pedantic asshole. Anyway, I like a good lamb shawarma with lots of garlic sauce and hot sauce, plus all the veg and pickle. I love hummus, but I prefer it in a falafel pita, just because I like the taste of them together.
Truth be told, when I go to my local place, I usually get a falafel plate, that has 4 or 5 falafel, rice, salad, hummus, garlic sauce, and pita.

>>12319819
Found the Tel-Aviv cosmopolitan. Try visiting Zefat or Jerusalem or something, you don't need to look for them.

>>12319915
Nah man, only a true born Israeli can see the country with such distainful clarity.

>>12320501
Well that explains the bitterness. Don't worry friend, you'll look fondly back on it in a few years

>>12320737
Yes, but unrelated to each other

>>12320737
Yes to the first. I will share from my experience as someone who moved to Israel to join the army a bit ago.

Israelis don't like the classic bitch boi that is the American Jew. But if you're willing to move over and have a genuine love of Israel then, in my experience, I've only had respect and kind words. People laugh at my accent and make jokes and all but it's just Israeli big bants. When your Hebrew is still bad it might feel like a big thing but once you're acclimated to the culture you realize it's all in fun and with love.

Fuck Russians tho

>>12319748
I haven't tried much Palestinian cuisine, so I don't know.

>>12319748
White phosphorous

>>12319819
why do jews always lie?

is it something genetic in them?

>>12320028
have you tried not being a self hating little bitch?

>>12320855
youre a fucking retard dude. israel was built by atheists and outright anti-theists who nevertheless rightfully saw themselves as jewish. and almost every ethnicity on earth is closely related to another one that it still sees itself as distinct from, and which in turn sees itself as distinct. that doesn't mean they don't exist.

but i agree it's not a race or ethnicity. it's a unique nation founded on shared patrimony, which coincides with varying degrees of shared ancestry, but just like other patrimonies does not require that attribute.

get over yourself and your fedora and open a book.

>>12321716
half of anti-israel activists are closet antisemites latching onto a convenient cover and the other half are deluded wannabe lefties who fall for arab propaganda.

btw the real lefties were the jews who founded israel and won all its biggest wars against imperial european puppet states, autocratic dictatorships, and neo-feudal monarchies.

>>12323617
try it in laffa it will change ur life bro

>>12324153
I dont really hate myself anon
We are free to vent off some stram on the internet so it came out that way
I love my life, even if im a neet...
And i love you anon, all of you guys
Love from israel
Can i marry one of you americunts and get a greencard btw? Thx

>>12324207
*****Steam
Jeez

>>12324207
מביך את כול הארץ עכשיו אחי

>>12319748
Olives and tuna, mhm-hmm!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryh_HgKoy54

>>12324275
סתם מטומטם, למה מביך אשמתי שכולם פה שונאים אותי? יאללה יכולים למצוץ לי, מביך זה המדינה לא אני..

>>12319874
Why are your women such trash?

>>12322372
>Shakshuka
>israeli

all interesting jewish culinary staples are not israeli. They're north american or european. Any "Mediterranean" israeli food are copies of arab/berber/balkan foods.

sand

>>12322694
>it's literally just draniki
Geez, do you have any original foods or do you just steal everything? Bagels probably aren't even yours at this point.

>>12324564
>Any "Mediterranean" israeli food are copies of arab/berber/balkan foods.
100% false

>>12319819
It's called arugula

>>12325002
That looks like the weeds that grow in my yard and kill my lawn.

Fried foreskins

>>12324396
Looks like he got the shitty Kosher for Passover version.

Foreskins

>>12325312
>2019
>not planting an edible lawn

>>12322372
I dated a jew for over a year. Made me discover shakshuka, I still regularly make it. Genuinely one of the best middle-eastern dishes I've had.

>>12319748
whatever's the cheapest

>>12319748
dutch oven

>>12319748
cholent, stuffed peppers, felafel, schwarma, jachnun and hummus obviously

>>12326052
>shakshuka
That's a Moroccan dish adopted by Israel.

>>12326853
>implying moroshits didn't expel their Jews

>>12326853
Israeli cuisine is a mixture of Eastern European, North African and Middle-Eastern foods. What do you expect? Everyone there is from all over the world. Also, loads of countries cuisine is adopted.

>>12326869
Of course. I just happen to live in a place where your chances of knowing Israelis is much greater than your chance of knowing Moroccans, so seeing shakshuka on menus called "Israeli Breakfast" makes me feel compelled to point out it's a Moroccan dish. Only if because the best example I've had of it was in Morocco.

>>12326890
turks also claim it as their own originally not to mention algerians egyptians tunisians etc. it's just a tomato based kind of stew popular to the region. btw was it at an israeli/jewish restaurant?

>>12326897
The best falafel joints near me are either Israeli or Lebanese, only because there aren't many Egyptian places. I like Egyptian falafel better. But yeah, it's Israeli places that call shakshuka "Israeli breakfast". Of course it is. Moroccan places just call it by name and Lebanese places don't even have it.

>>12326914
it's common knowledge among israelis/jews that shakshouka is from north africa. no one disputes that and i've never heard the dish itself called "israeli breakfast." i can imagine an israeli restaurant outside israel that serves a large or majority non-israeli clientele calling a combo including shakshouka "israeli breakfast" since it's almost ubiquitous there but to call the dish itself that is quite strange.

>>12328563
I live in NYC, shashouka is touted as an Israeli food here. Then again the zionazis will also tell you to your face that orange juice was invented by israel. Never underestimate the level of crazy you'll hear from the rah rah rah israel crowd. They live in their own reality.

>>12319748
This is suspiciously too organized and you fuckers are always using exclamation points. I'm Jewish and the shit you guys are doing is rubbing me the wrong way. It's fucking goofy. Like you're not used to using English and you find an exclamation point useful.

>>12324396
Anybody that served with the IDF that I know fucking hates canned tuna now. It's fucking absurd how much canned tuna is in an Israeli ration pack. It's not even useful for storage like some rations. You can get better tuna from Costco in the US. It's whole flesh of the fish, to the point that it almost looks like they just cut the fucking thing right out of it in a circle.

>>12326869
>Israeli food is just a variety of stolen dishes which they hail as their own
Based and jewpilled.

>>12319748
imperialism

pork

>>12328619
Imperialism is awesome.

a single bullet

>>12319819
>1st world
Nope.
>real jews
There are no real jews, these rats are larpers

>>12320737
No such thing as a Native Israeli. That shithole has been Palestine for at least 2k years. For some reason crafting a book saying magic sky daddy gives you this land for you and only you means it's been your land since forever.

>>12319992
Yes falafel is Arabic. Even the word is derived from the Arabic word "mufalfel" مفلفل

>>12328665
Rightful Hebrew clay, goyim.

>>12328674
According to who? A book that jews wrote stating that jews own it?
I work at a nondescript "Mediterranean" place and I got to say Jews especially Israelis are the biggest shit heads I've encountered. Only making me even more anti-semetic.

>>12328684
I once had a guy trying to get free food because he thinks I'm new.
>guys walks up when ordering he was charged for two plates of falafal instead of just one
>okay, you have the receipt? When did it happen?
>says he doesn't have it as it was a while ago
>nothing I can do, if you were charged double you would have noticed when it was rung up and you'd do it immediately, right?
>just laughs and says yeah just be generous eh?

>>12328694
Another liar was this fat fuck ordering a plate of chicken
>grand total was like 15 dollars
>asks for police discount
>tell him that he he doesn't look like police
>tard pulls out some JIDF card saying he's military police
>tell him I've never seen israeli police patrolling our streets
>persistent that he should still get it because owner is israeli too(they're not)
>tell him the 50% off is only for active duty police of our city who are obviously on duty due to uniform, squad car, etc.
>just gives me a shitstare because I didn't give him half off 15 dollars.

>>12328684
>According to who?
NATO
United Nations
European Union
Trump
God

>>12328704
Also jews will call cucumber tomato salad as "israeli" salad as if people never ate cucumbers, tomatoes, lemon juice, and parsley before the 1950's

>>12328709
>Also jews will call cucumber tomato salad as "israeli" sala
That's literally name of the salad!

>>12320747
xd

>>12328714
I know it as shepherd's salad.

>>12328665
>muh sky daddy
you're too stupid to know how stupid you are

>>12328706
>North Atlantic Treaty meant to help defend against commies
What does that have to do with Kikeland being for the jews?
>UN
The same UN that has 3rd world "peace keepers" that rape and loot the places they are meant to help become peaceful?
>EU made to stop another world war
Why would Europeans want to avoid conflict but ship jews and let them massacre the people who were living there for the past thousands of years?
>Trump
The guy who has a Jewish convert daughter, a Jewish son-in-law, and even more jewish connections favors Israel. Could it be he's a shabbos goy?
>God
Didn't he kick you out for being faggots or rather the original jews. Also doesn't he also not exist? Yhwach/God/Yaoi whatever you call him only "gave israeli to the chosen people" because he was written to do so.
Why not tell me of pre-WW2 groups that didn't have jewish ties that favored/lobbied for a nu-israel

>>12328714
Huh, I guess just saying "salad" or "cucumber salad" is wrong then. Thank goodness Israel inveted everything despite having no real culture.

>>12328730
Israel exists and always will.
Cope, nazi fag.

>>12328728
Why? Have you seen him? Did people 4k years ago belive in him some 500ish years before being founded? Tell me why.

>>12328730
Non of those are arguments, goyim.

>>12328735
You say that as if it's an insult. I'm as much of a memeber of the german national socialist party as you are inbred.

>>12328709
how much of a cheflet are you? you forgot the onions and bell peppers that are must have in an israeli salad.

>>12328737
>not an argument
Neither is that. But nice appeal to authority fallacy

>>12328745
Well for one this place is just a blanket area of the Mediterranean/mid east cuisine, also doesn't say authentic. Secondly I never said I call it that, it's the jews who order the salad call it that, despite the menu having it as "middle eastern" salad.

>>12328757
>it's the jews who order the salad call it that, despite the menu having it as "middle eastern" salad.
Israel is in the middle east, so it's not wrong to call it an Israeli salad.

Fuck knows who thought creating a Jewish state in Asia was a good idea.

>>12328774
As the guy above stated, it's not it unless it has those ingredients. So Jews will just see a minimum of 2 key ingredients and then claim it as Israeli despite them being wrong. And despite every other country in the middle east was there before Israel.

>>12328794
>every other country in the middle east was there before Israel.
We both know that is 100% false.

>>12328805
So where was it before 1948?

>>12328812
>So where was it before 1948?
Where was what?

>>12322420
Good post
>>12319819
Either larp or just fucking retarded

Roasted Palestinian

>>12328812
you know my man, opening a wiki and reading a bit is not that hard :^)

Stop /pol/ dogwhistling.

I like shawarma.

>>12319748
Finkey's pickled peckers.
A very reputable brand.

>>12319748
foreskin

>>12330003
Washed down with wives/sisters/mothers tears.

>>12330266
>I like shawarma.
overrated

>>12328665
Cry more
Continue hating "jews" for no fucking reason.
I wonder, do you people actually talk to other people face to face? You do realize these are actual human beings you can talk to and be friends with without even knowing they are jews.
you are so fucking dettached from reality. All of you.
I hope this is all edgy bullshit you type online and dont actually practice irl.

>>12332285
>Continue hating "jews" for no fucking reason.
They're honestly just jealous of the strong family structure and great food.

>>12332285
I hate Israelis and ultra-religious Jews because of their behavior. Secular, American Jews like Larry David and Adam Sandler are fun, though.

>>12332285
>>12333134
Oh, and I also hate Jewish businessmen because of their amoral greed. But I hate pretty much anyone who overly religious, overly nationalistic, or greedy, so my hatred hardly ends with the Jews.

>>12333134
>>12333141
How does it feel to be on the wrong side of history?

>>12333146
What do you mean? History has always been a march away from petty things like greed and nationalism and religious fundamentalism towards peace, love, and selflessness.

>>12319748
matzos with gentile blood

>>12333134
Well most "jews" in israel arent really overly religious
Its just the outsiders perspective, like thinking every american is either fat, a redneck or is an actor in hollywood

>>12333307
No, but they are jingoistic faggots.

>>12333310
Thanks anon i learned a new term today
You are still wrong but thanks nontheless

>>12333321
You never studied Kipling in school?

>>12333321
>>12333323
Also, Israelis are the definition of jingoism.

>>12333328
I dont know i was born and live here and in my experience not many people here are like that, i just honestly think people should stop hating so much, not in a "oh spread the love" kind of way, but just stop getting so hurt over others thinking and living differently.
Then again im a dirty KIKE so im actually a nasty globalist out for your shiny shekels.

>>12333373
You don’t think Israeli people have a particularly hostile foreign policy towards the innocent people whose land they stole?

>>12333379
No, peace was offered many times, other side keeps refusing and wants it all back
And the cycle continues

Wait, falafel is Israeli? I thought I was Turkish.

>>12333388
If you're a displaced diaspora looking for a country to call your own, why pick a strip of land already occupied by a populace and surrounded by people who absolutely hate you and want you dead if not for some bullshit religious reason?

>>12333391
Same thing.

>>12333373
>shekels
₪₪₪₪₪₪₪₪₪

>>12319961
>I hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either side. "Would you like anything else with the pastrami sandwich?" "Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people!"

>>12333587
Gone too soon

>>12333421
Well thats what happened, i disagree with it happening
But what NOW

>>12334453
What now? Now you cut your losses and we give you an entire US state. You can have Idaho.

Anti-Semitic neo-nazi here. Big fan of Israel. My Jewish friends hardly ever made traditional Jewish dishes but ate some weird food once that was prepared the day before - think it was some Jew-religion thing cause they were babbling and reading from some book and breaking eggs while trying to eat.. was very confusing. Food was nice though but not sure it was traditional. Anyway, the most Jewish food I can think of must be gefilte fish - any Jew here who has tried gefilte fish? Is it nice?

>>12334813
Good with matzah and fresh grated horseradish.

none, since israel is not a legitimate state

>>12333373
your religion has been taken over by frankists who brainwash your tribe while simultaneously using them as a shield in the form of antisemitism to hide behind while attempting to destroy the most competetive tribe to them
see the word goyim or mitzvot 611-613
>Always to remember what Amalek did
>That the evil done to us by Amalek shall not be forgotten
>To destroy the seed of Amalek

>>12333421
because that's where you came from and were removed from against your will.
because the people in control of the area (ottomans/british) are actually letting you in.
because there is already an existing jewish population there.

it's great that you can sit back today and go "lol just go make a state somewhere else lol" but that wasn't possible in the late 19th/early 20th century.

the early zionists were almost all secular or atheist -and often outright anti-religion. it's hilarious that today we have retards chanting "jews out of palestine" when "jews go back to palestine" was literally the slogan of various antisemitic organizations in the 20th century.

>>12334922
>uhhhh these desert nomads from the middle east who we know almost nothing about and who don't exist today were actually white people and their conflict with ancient israelites is proof that jews are doing a big white genocide

>>12335206
>implying modern day Kews are descendents of the Israelites
L O L
O
L

kofta and baklava

>>12335206
most yiddish reply one could expect, you people are boring

>>12335335
if they aren't that just further supports my position. you might be the idiot here.

>>12335395
literally not an argument

>boring
yet you can't stop talking, thinking, dreaming, and obsessing about us.

potato pancakes. not even gotta meme, those are legit. I made some hung over on a whim and it was amazing.

>>12335431
>how dare you ignore my pilpul, oy vey

>>12328754
>being this butthurt over a shithole size of a needle

>>12335176
The truth is that we all want Jews wiped off the face of the Earth.

>>12328744
>>12328730
Die kr*ut scum. Pick on someone your own size. You won't because last time you had a scrap with based Anglo lads like my forebears, you got knocked the fuck out. Should have eaten you lot. smoked Jerry would have been mean hung up in the kitcken.

>>12336121
kr*uts should have been wiped off the face of the earth. I'm itching to kill you continental filth. Always picking on peddling merchants. How about you take on the WARRIOR class, the mighty ANGLO. The Lion will slaughter you cackling hyeanas.

for me it's the mc schwrarma

>>12336121
>we

Don't lump me into team edgelord, 15 year old jihadist, faggot.

>>12336654
COPE

Here bro have some cake

>>12322409
I know that guy. Fucking weird as shit but super nice.

I've also eaten at Zahav a couple times. Fucking incredible meal, and the tasting menu is just an obscene amount of food for $60

>>12334457
fuckin SOLD

>>12336654
t. Jewish Trump supporter from Reddit

>>12335176
>because the people in control of the area (ottomans/british) are actually letting you in
Yeah, that's why the zionist terrorist organisation, Irgun, led by Menachem Begin, bombed the King David Hotel, killing 91 English and other nationality civilians.
>because there is already an existing jewish population there.
Jewish population of palestine prior to establishment of israel was 4%.

Nice try, Schlomo.

>>12338560
>palestine
literally not a country

>>12338653
Literally where zog was established.

>>12338811
Never an independent country called palestine in the history of the world

>>12338811
>Literally where zog was established.
completly false

>>12338824
Irrelevant, terrorist.

>>12338967
Palestinians are irrelevant terrorists I agree.

>>12338974
>Palestinians are irrelevant terrorists I agree.
which then makes Israelis Nazis, considering how they're attempting to form their ethnostate and purge their population of "undesireables"

>>12338824
Never an independent country called israel until 1948 either. Ironic that jews comprised only 4% of the population of what is now ZOG, prior to WWII.

>>12339177
which muzzie shithole are you from?

for me it's the israeli salad

>>12339256
>only muslims disagree with the concept of and fascist activities of the zionist state

>>12334813
it's great if it's fresh or fresh-frozen. stuff from jars is horrible.

>>12340304
You have a carp in your bath tub or something?

>>12320026
>kugel
fucking underrated

>>12319748
Pizza with falafel and hummus as a topping.

>>12320855
Atheist Jew here and our hypothetical children can have sickle cell anemia and tay-sachs. Ashkenazi and Sephardic Jews have identifiable haplotype sets which make us susceptible to specific genetic diseases. No group of people is considered a race scientifically (race is what scientifically illiterate bigots use to refer to groups with subjectively identified phenotypes).

Genetically you're Jewish.

The determination of whether or not you are Jewish in the Torah is simply whether or not your mother was Jewish.

Biblically and in orthodox circles you are Jewish (although you are seen as a Jew "in name only").

Many Jews who emigrated during and immediately after the holocaust were atheists too (I wonder why) but a belief in God or the Torah has surprisingly little to do with being a member of most Jewish communities (at least here in America). It's more about developing a moral framework, socializing through celebrations, and forming a support network in communities which are predominately non Jewish or even antisemitic.

Now culturally, you are not Jewish ( I assume) but you should know that the rest of the world, and most of your peers, don't see this as the only type of Judaism. Frankly most people will identify you as Jewish as long as you look the part, and any government or medical information about you would say Jewish for biological accuracy.

Also the best Jewish food is challah+wine and you're a punk if you think otherwise.

>>12340606
>Also the best Jewish food is challah+wine and you're a punk if you think otherwise.
Brisket can be really good too!

>6'4, grey/blue eyes, blond hair
What are my chances with women in Israel?

inb4 kys

>>12342076
are you Jewish?

>>12340606
Why are jews so lacking in charisma? You come off as such a pompous dick even if your post was technically mildly informative but also obvious.

>>12319748
Shekels and foreskins

>>12342180
>Why are jews so lacking in charisma?
we make up for it in chutzpah!

>>12336619
nice LARP there

>>12319961
no it doesn't. It's an eastern European jewish thing.

>>12343959
t. Irish corned beef COPE

>>12343959
>eastern European jewish thing
I thought they were all eliminated in the 6+ million deaths, no? Sounds corny beef to me.

>>12319748
hummus, falafel, cucmber and tomato salat

>>12344307
>no Jews immigrated to America before the 30s
Retard

>>12344580
>hummus
not jewish

>>12320496
Neither does Palestine. The name “Palestine” was originally an area of land in southern Canaan which the people known as the Philistines occupied a very small part of.

Palestinians are literally Philistines

>>12333307
I find it ironic that most Jews in Israel aren’t religious, yet they want a whole land for people who follow the religion

>>12336121
I will never understand the hatred for Jews. Most Jewish people I’ve met have been pretty chill and haven’t harmed anyone.

>>12320855
>Jewish arent genetically different enough to be considered a race or even an ethnicity
Except they are

>>12332285
>Continue hating "jews" for no fucking reason.
>for no fucking reason.
There are lots of reasons

>>12345556
I mean, it’s a religion, but if a certain group of people only marry and reproduce with the same group of people over time, they become they’re on people.

I’m surprised “Muslim” isn’t a race yet, but then again, most Muslim are arab

>>12339012
>purge
HAHAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES YOU ALL ARE SO FUCKING PATHETIC MAYBE TRY READING A BOOK FOR ONCE, WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT HONESTLY? ITS NOT FUCKING NAZI GERMANY, NO ONE IS GETTING "PURGED"
i dont know where you are from, but you are being fed such.fucking.bullshit

>>12345556
>Muh one article i found by searching for exactly what i want to find on jewgle
I dont know about that one chief..

>>12346182
There are literally no scientific sources that contradict his article.

>>12319748
>be Israeli
>want to tell internet friends about some local food
>try to look up how it's called in English
>Wikipedia says it's a dish from an other country
Every time.

>>12319748
>falafel
>Israeli
What did he mean by this?

>>12346753
It is literally the national food of Israel

>>12346753
u r fag

>>12335206
>reports post to mods
>oy vey shut it down

>>12349749
kek