/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12320109
>imagine having such a shitty life that you can’t go without being sober

Why even live at that point? Have sex.

Not big enough. I just carry around a mickey (I don't know if they are called that anywhere else -- it's 375 ml)

>>12320112
My gf doesn't mind my drinking

>>12320112
Why dont people physically addicted to alcohol just have sex instead?
>it literally must be fun to be as retarded as you are

>>12320112
>how to fix "insert problem"
>muh dick

And you should stop sucking dicks to cure that faggotry.

>>12320109
nah but I used to always carry DUDE around

>>12320109
no instead of drinking i just chain smoke

>>12320109
Sometimes if going to some parade or movie I'll either fill a flask or get a bottle of coke, pour some out and replace it with rum so it looks normal. As long as the color is right I can do public drinking with no chance of causing the coppers to bust me.

>>12320112
>imagine being so bad at the english language you say the exact opposite of what you were meaning to..

>>12320112
Girl's don't want you if you weren't a man whore in your teens

>>12321106
t. 20yr old

>>12320109
No, they are far too expensive.
But, I could see buying a bunch of them for a few weeks, saving the bottles, and filling from my handles back home.

>>12321093
Movie rum and coke is a time-honored tradition, pioneered by your great-grandparents.

>>12320112
The seething alchies replying lmao

>>12320112
>can’t go without being sober
I don't know if you're pretending to be retarded or if you're the genuine article.