/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12318237

>>12318237
Shrimp and veg

>>12318237
Volcano roll

tryhard soy faggotry

>>12318259
Haha this is try hard? You must be shit in the kitchen

>>12318347
>dude this is nothin haha

>>12318237
>pol
quit reading right there. /ck/ is for politically apathetic only. GET OUT

>>12318237
Whats with the six scallops? Assuming there is a sixth plate out of view why wouldn't each person get one next to their steak? Or does only one person like scallops? In which case why the separate plate? And why plate the scallops like that? Wait wait what the fuck is this shit OP >>12318238 why the fuck did someone get two fucking scallops? The fuck are you doing? Explain this atrocious behavior you fucking faggot freak bitch. You let human beings act like god damn animals in your home? The fuck kind of monkey circus are running? Assuming you run fucking anything. And here I came in thinking this would be a simple spread but god damn OP you really are a true blue fucking faggot.

>>12318237
how much did this cost ?

>>12318237
>Mothers day
>No flowers on the table
>Steaks
>Glass jars as glasses
You used mothers day as an excuse to indulge regardless of her feelings

>>12318237
Looks great. Why would you post on /pol/?

>>12318359
Idk man my kids work at a seafood market, they brought home 6 scallops. Not all our kids are in love with them. They were good af tho, my oldest cooked them per my instructions.

>>12318361
I think we spent about $30 on the strips, $20 on the scallops, maybe $12 or so on tuna, then whatever the veg and rice cost. Altogether with booze and soda under a bill.

>>12318364
We are poorfags and our kids break glasses like every week
>>12318401
Somebody posted a pol fuel thread and it got deleted which is gay. Pol is my home board, this is my first foray into co but we love food and cook all kinds of crazy shit

>>12318403
>20 dollars for six scallops that your kids brought home from a place where they work

>>12318359
There are 7 plates total as we have 5 kids. Our youngest is 4, she didn't get q scallop. I think 2 kids didn't want one at all.

>>12318411
>We are poorfags and our kids break glasses like every week
You know I can see the sushi and steaks right?

>>12318420
We don't live near the ocean nigga, quality seafood is expensive here, and we are picky.

>>12318432
Notice how it's at our house. We could have gone to outback for the same money I guess. Is that how ck rolls? It must be short for /cuck/ then

>>12318436
>twenty US dollars
>for SIX scallops
>3.30 USD for a single scallop
>a single scallop

>>12318440
So why isn't their a floral center piece my dude?
Girls like flowers, even your mom

>>12318447
I don't understand what is so unbelievable about this. $20-30 a pound for quality scallops is typical if you don't live where they are harvested. Do you faggots eat the frozen shit from the IGA or something?

I mean, this is my first time here but I assumed you all were into food

>>12318460
I bought the wife some tulips but they are on the other room. We spend money on the food because that's the most important thing in our house.

you're drinking out of mason jars you queer

>>12318237
>steak and sushi
The pinnacle of talented but lacking creativity

>>12318476
It was bomb tho

What should we have made for mothers day?

>>12318356
>/ck/ is for politically apathetic only.
God I wish.

>>12318462
Literally no one cares how new you are. 3.30 for a scallop is highway robbery unless they are made out of fucking silver. But I guess that's why your spawn work there, bossman must be a richman.

>>12318501
Help me understand where I can get quality fresh scallops for under $20 per pound. I'll wait faggot

Is this the shit you faggots buy? Soaked in preservatives and frozen in a bag for the cattle at costco and Walmart mart?

Fuck I thought that toothpaste on a hot dog banner was a joke.

Kill yourselves.

>>12318508
>Help me understand where I can get quality fresh scallops for under $20 per pound
>There are less than 8 jumbo scallops in a pound
>Help me find a better deal

>>12318508
>Those 6 average sized jumbo scallops were a pound
>He paid $20 for less than 8 jumbo scallops

>>12318752
They were 3/4 of a pound.

Show me the price of fresh, no preservative scallops at your local fish market, you faggots are ignorant LARPers who don't know shit about quality food

>>12318519
>Reason people shouldn't buy these scallops is because they are full of waterweight and you can't get a good sear on them after they shrink
>This faggot still didn't manage to get a proper sear on his shriveled up scallops >>12318238
https://www.fishex.com/scallops/wet-vs-dry
Imagine being not only poor but retarded as well

>>12318833
Fair criticism. It was my oldest's first time cooking scallops. I was overly conservative in setting her temperature and it was time to eat.

They were still delicious, and quite juicy.

>>12318237

Ok OP I'm gonna go easy on your meal cause you're clearly new here and people have roasted you enough already, but are you fucking stupid? Like are you legitimately a fucking retard? I can't imagine you have more than two brain cells fucking each other in the ass in your head if you legit thought this self-congratulatory thread was good for anything more than trolling and shitting up the board. Were you expecting a good job? A congratulatory pat on the back and a cigar? Maybe some fucking 4chan gold or something? Please go back to facebook or reddit or wherever you came from where people suck your dick and sing you praise for not being able to give your wife a lovely mother's day dinner without having to suck your own dick about it.

>>12318859
Based
>>12318854
>Imagine blaming your child for your own inability to provide a meal to your family
Next time let your wifes boyfriend do it for you, clearly you're not man enough to actually do your fucking job.

I don't understand the hate. It looks like an awesome meal. Would overeat and overstay my welcome/10.

A McChicken thread died for this

>>12318863
>>12318859
You guys are alright.

Surprised I didn't get more shit for the steaks as the grill clearly wasn't hot enough.

You faggots are pretty weak, honestly, mostly all i got was some low grade trolling on paying too much for scallops, which is clearly retarded.

I was hoping for some decent negative feedback to see of it was worth posting here, bit clearly this place is filled up with 12 year olds who honestly can't tell decent ingredients or cooking methods anyway, so what's the point?

What's truly sad is that I could probably get better feedback on legit or Facebook than you sad sacks are giving.

Nobody comes to 4chan hoping for kudos, but fan, at least if I post a retarded political opinion on pol someone with an IQ over 86 will wander by and correct me properly. I could be more critical of this meal than you retards have been.

Faggots.

>>12318865
Thanks it was breddy gud I give us a 7.5/10 desu. We've done better, for sure

>>12318875
>Reddit spacing
>I'm new here
Yeah, I can tell, now go back

>>12318237

Looks like you tried your make your mum happy, I'm proud of you anon.

>>12318884
You have these 'reddit spacing' fags here too? This board is complete shit. If one of you tickets showed up on my board I would at least make some effort, this is really pathetic. Pol could take this shitshow over in an afternoon

>>12318891
>My post-election reddit gang would totally take you
kys newfag

>>12318886
Thanks it was my waifu actually

>>12318897

Tfw i was phone posting in 2008

>>12318897
Nobody likes ptg or trump there. Even in its weakened state it's better than the garbage over seen here tonight.

Go back to your fast food threads, it seems that's all this shithole is good for

>>12318911
That graph is retarded. The extra phone posting is mostly just natives who actually leave their basements.

No doubt the traffic has increased but a lot of that is just because now we can shitpost from anywhere.

>>12318237
so is /pol/ the new /b/ or what is happening? i see so much off=topic shit whenever i need news from there

>>12318918
Jew mods and jannies let shills flood the board with trash. Some of it is just board culture being posted for newfag indoctrination.

>>12318237
Go back to /pol/

Your meal looks 10/10 delicious and in feast quantities that are physically impossible to eat (which is the point of a feast.) Ignore the hate anon, nobody here would say no to a spot at that table.

>>12318875
No, the funny thing is, is that you didnt pay too much for those scallops. There are a little under 10 jumbo scallops in a pound(almost always 8-9), and $20 for 8-9 jumbo scallops is a decent price. But your retarded ass didnt even know that, so you wasted time trying to justify it, and didnt even specify how much you bought for $20 so you wouldnt look like a fool. You didnt even know that you were the one in the right, about the price you ignorant dumbass. Get fucked and go back.

>>12318237
Mums are for cunts.

>>12318956
>trying this hard to justify your shitty trolling
>telling me you go back
Quit projecting redditfag

>>12318918
it's the only board where a sizable part of the userbase is solely there to make things worse and prevent discussion

>>12318994
>They brought back six
>3/4
I should of read the other posts. You really did get ripped off. Your retarded ass even thought you actually got a pound.
>>telling me you go back
Go back to /pol/ retard

>>12319048
It's just sad. There is so much to critique intelligently but it's just
>Mason jars
>Scallops
>go back to pol

Shame on you. We both know your idea of a nice meal with your mom is when you bring her to the waffle house on Sunday after pentacostal worship in Marietta.

>>12318403
very impressive overall and cheaper than I could have done it for

>>12319065
>worship
Im a secular atheist. Also
>he still interacts with his parents
Im not a deathist faggot that enjoys growing old with my family. Im still trying to increase powerlevel by studying. Soon I'll be on meth, studying 2 days straight baby.

Why are /pol/fags so autistic

>making such a large meal for the fakest holiday to ever be made for the sole reason of greedy consumerism
Why though? Mother's/Father's day are the actual worst. Celebrate something normal and real like a birthday or christmas or easter (or whatever your freakish religion believes in).

>mason jar glasses
Kill yourself hick

>>12318411
You should go back.

>>12318411
>poor
>>12318403
>spending over 60-70 dollars on a single meal
>>12318468
>plus 15-20 dollars on flowers
>>12319261
>for a fake holiday

You aren't poor, just braindead. You probably didn't even get sex.

>>12318875
fuck off gaywad

>>12318866
BASED mc chicken poster

>>12318356
>>12318484

>>12318824
dude just go back to fucking /pol/ you fucking faggot
no one wants you here

What the fuck even is this thread?

>>12318245
Based

>>12318356
>imagine actually believing this

>>12318359
lol, is that from the ghost that doesn't stop fucking banging on the wall?
>>12318237
looks nice bro, don't let these crust-omers get you down

>>12318462
>I assumed you all were into food
Get a load of this guy^^
Lmao’ing at ur lyfe

>>12318411
>poor
>hundo dollars worth of food on the table

ur not fooling anyone, u have to go back

>>12318411
Go back to r/thedonald

>>12318859
completely based

>>12318875
my gawd im laffin, ur such a retard
stay on reddit and pol if u wanna circle jerk