/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12317658
That's salmon roe, which is the poorfag version of caviar
So is this "rich" food, food for rich people, or food that is rich in flavor and depth?

>>12317676
>>12317676
Rich people food. It’s just the first image I got on google bruh

>>12317658
you could have just made a 'caviar thread'

protip: proper caviar is unethical and honestly overrated

>>12317737

>>12317737
>unethical
who cares

>>12317737
Explain

>salmon roe
>rich food
oh that is rich

>>12317782
Dude aborted fetuses

>>12317809
Except they’re not fertilized

>look at the fancy rich man getting his premium chicken sandwich

Five guys

>>12317737
There‘s absolutely nothing unethical about caviar.

Truffles
they taste like dirt to me

Also when I was a kid I thought people talked about truffle as in chocolate truffles which I loved, but never understood why people would put shavings of them on normal food

>>12317658
>using the subject field
dumb newfag

>>12317874
>dude killing a 20 year old critically endangered fish for its eggs lmao

>>12317688
What motivates a sad creature like you to make a thread? Imagine being this starved for attention.

>>12317885
>>12317874
you dont need to kill it, you make a small incision then squeeze it gently and the eggs/caviar flows out

>>12317932
For the (you)s

>>12318096
You don't even need to make an incision

A thing of red caviar costs 9 dollars at the local Whole Foods.
Even better, I can buy a whole roe and prepare it myself for like 6 dollars.

>>12317845
The only accurate answer in the thread, everything else is easily attainable if you shop around.

theres so many other things I can buy for less than bucks a pound.

>>12317932
That's mean :(

>>12317658
Here's the secret that nobody really shares and how you prove yourself to be stupid.

>>12317749
>>12318954
oh ho baby

>>12317885
>what are farms
Most caviar is farm raised now

>>12318105
The suffering makes the eggs better tasting.

>>12318954
>sea urchin
Wins by default.

>>12319143
Your mom was farm raised.
MOOOOO!!!!

>>12318500
I tried this butter and it wasnt good, I expected more given all the positive feedback
Kerrygold still remains my favorite but it is still not as good as the salty butter used in my local diner's
I just want some decent butter for my biscuits bros ;_;

>>12319466
You could just ask your local diner for a tub of it, most will do that stuff for you if they know you or ask them who their supplier is and order directly. It might even be written on the packaging, this isn't rocket science.

>>12319466
>>12319476
... it never hurts to ask, the worst that can happen is they say no. Since you know the name of the manufactuer, Kerrygold, just call them and ask them. I'm sure they sell the stuff, it's not as if they don't want to sell it. You can always do a white lie and say you're testing products for a new startup restaurant, that wont require tax id or anything.
https://www.kerrygoldusa.com/

>>12317737
Thumbnail looks like an oreo in a bowl of cool whip

>>12319466
its probably margarine lol

>>12317688
Ay bruh don't call me bruh, bruh. I aint your bruh, bruh.

>>12317776
>morality is dumb and gay
I remember being 14

>>12317658
I eat this shit on toast for breakfast in Russia and I'm not even rich.

>>12319712
You are not white either

>>12319636
Isnt it, Niggergayfag that happens to be of Jewish-Mexican-Aboriginie decent?

>>12319722

>>12319712
> Rich I'm not even and in Russia for breakfast on toast I eat shit

>>12319712
>he supports sturgeon poaching
Geez annon what the fuck did communism do to your psyche?

>>12317676
Poorfag version of caviar would be lump eggs though

>>12320062
The red eggs don't come from sturgeon you silly fucking dingus.

>>12317706
>>12317737
>metal will distort the flavor so you need to use a nacre spoon
>keep the actual caviar in a metal can

what kind of retardation is that?

>>12320324
Is this supposed to be appetizing ?
The burger looks dry as fuck, the salad and tomato seem to be randomly thrown in. And the cheese is all over the place.
The salts look cooked enough but too much salt.

They eat the same just everything is of better quality and at least organic.

>>12320809
The inside of the can is coated so as not to be bare metal.

the ultimate rich food is ortolan bunting

>>12317737
>unethical
It's from fucking fish you bleeding heart faggot

Caviar isn't even a rich people's food elsewhere like in scandanavia or russia, its just a meme food retarded rich people try to keep away from the poors.

>>12322671
I had that in mind as I opened this thread. I'd love to have one, honestly.

>>12317658
I want to try bird nest soup one day but it’s just so prohibitively expensive

>>12322869
not sure i could stomach it, isn't the poop still in there

>>12322895
http://cookingwithlittlebuddy.com/ortolans-anthony-bourdain-and-larousse-gastronomique/
I’m giddily uncomfortable, breathing in short, controlled gasps as I continue slowly – ever so slowly – to chew. With every bite, as the thin bones and layers of fat, meat, skin, and organs compact in on themselves, there are sublime dribbles of varied and wonderous ancient flavors: figs, Armagnac, dark flesh slightly infused with the salty taste of my own blood as my mouth is pricked by the sharp bones. As I swallow, I draw in the head and beak, which, until now, have been hanging from my lips, and blithely crush the skull.

>>12322671
what a retarded tradition. they do look tasty though.

>>12320950
Five guys burgers are dry and bland and their fries are way overseasoned. It's pretty impressive how they've managed to charge so much for such shit food.

>>12320324
>fries in a cup
now that's just fucking retarded. glad I've never attempted to try that shit show.

>unnnffffhhh stop squuezing my tummy Anon! <33 I'm gonna cuuuummm~~~~

>>12322671
>>12322960
This feels more cruel to me than foie gras. Are they even still allowed to prepare them the traditional way? French sure are sadomasochistic barbarians.

>>12324241
At least they get the little birds drunk in a vat of armagnac first. It's a lot less cruel when you get into it then what we do to chickens.

>>12323663
can a femanon here just let me rub her tummy

>>12324380
aw if you insist. make sure to get your hand under the skin flap mmmm that's right rub my tummy anon rub it

>>12317658

>>12324241
more like sadomasochistic artsy farts

why are oysters so damned expensive
where do i have to go for some cheap oysters

>>12318500
At that price why not buy the amish roll butter? That shit is delicious and you get like 2 fucking pounds for the same price.