/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12314787
Cambodian boipussie

>Where do you want him to travel next?

Guantanamo

Israel

>>12314838
He wouldn't have to travel for that since he lives in the US ;)

>>12314787
There is something about this fucking guys face that creeps me out. The way he looks. His fucking teeth. His fucking ass.

Then he turns to me and says, "You know, I guess I shouldn't be telling her how to act anyway, but I wanted to give this to her anyway after seeing all you've done. It's nice to see you."

I'm like, Oh shit, what? That's… I get it.

And the next day.

He gave me these handbags he had made himself, with this… picture of a woman holding his penis with her hand.

I'm crying. And he goes to my bedroom and does some shit.

And I just let it happen. I was in the moment, but then I'm like, "Fuck, do you think anyone's gonna see that?" So I keep quiet all day, I'm not sure if I'm ready, and after about four hours it happens again. The first day, he goes, and I'm like, "What!?" and I'm crying. There was this one time that he came over to my apartment and asked how much I could spend.

>>12314787

>a Cambodian basket weaving forum full of degenerate McChicken posters and Ramen Noodle eaters, obsessing about a married HAPA that travels the world for free and eats piles of delicious/nutritious food every single day of his life, manages to stay in shape and has millions of followers who kiss the ground he walks on.

Nothing personal kiddos.

>>12314984
Catholic church fucks and murders kids just like this guy and people worship them too

>>12314998

Imagine being this mad about having an empty pantry. LOL. Cope harder hungryboi.

>>12314787
he should try one of those virgin boy eggs that always get posted here on /ck

>>12314965

>>12315113
I'm sure he's sampled many virgin boys so why not take it a step beyond?

>>12314958
He lives in Thailand retard.

>>12315206
You got me. I've never, nor will I ever, watch his channel.

>>12314787
A reminder, anyone who doesn't like wiens is likely a low test beta male.

>>12315238
Oh yes you fucking will!

>>12315263

>>12314984
Where are the bodies Mark?

he always keeps a rice kernel of his meals to remind him of the amazing mmmmmhmm oooh yeah oooh mhmmmm

>>12314787
I sexually Identify as a Mark Wiens. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of visiting third world countries and eating delicious food in front of poor, disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a Mark Wiens is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful and full of great foods. I'm having a plastic surgeon install short black hair, sociopath eyes and a 5/10 Asian wife to follow me around. From now on I want you guys to call me "Mark" and respect my right eat food in poor areas. If you can't accept me you're a Wienophobe and need to check your foodie privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Mike is the far superior travel food blogger, he's not afraid to say when he doesn't like something. Plus he eats at more expensive/luxurious places, mark eats at places where an average person would die from salmonella if they even touched the food.

>>12314787
More like Mark WEINER!
hahahaha

>>12314838
Or just have him eat lunch with Trump
Same thing, really

>>12314787
1. Montenegro.
2. New Zeeland.
3. Fiji.

>>12314965

>>12316929
MIGA!

>>12316153

>>12314965
I said, "A few dollars, maybe?" And he goes, "Well, I couldn't afford it," so he took my wallet. He then goes, "No, I want to take my wallet," and I was like, "Okay!" And he goes, "Okay!" And he took my wallet, threw it on the carpet, and said that I should give him money. I was like, "Ugh, how do you do that?!"

This happened in my apartment, so I have two windows: This is the one in which they take your wallet, and this is the one where she takes you from that apartment. I think in another room, they might have left a keycard.

>>12317356

If you think about it, making a deal with jews is better than he muslims. Neither are ideal, but at least jews are civilized.

>>12316153
>someone actually typed this out and thought /ck/ would think it's really, really, really funny

He did that thing with Pailin whatshername...... do you think they fucked?

cant stand this guy
hate his face

How come his wife never talks?

>>12319248
Because she speaks when spoken to as mark demands. Also have you ever heard thai women squawk? It's almost immediately unbearable.

What's the name of his stand?

If he stops smiling, would he die?

>>12314787
His neck is way to skinny for his face

>>12317392
>You gotta choose one or the other
Thanks, Schlomo!

>>12314965
It's okay, we anons at /ck/ are always here for you.

>>12316153
Hi Mark, how is your day today? Have you eaten some tom yum goong?

>>12314787
>>12314809
>Where do you want him to travel next?
off the edge of a cliff

>>12315489
Oh woooow

>>12319509
Oy vey! Shut it down the goyim know!

>>12319962
Is that human meat?

>>12315903

>>12315489

>>12319294

>>12317415

>>12320423
Mmmh ohhh
Extremely tender and juicy.

>it's X but also [opposite of X]

>>12314958
he actually lives in thailand

>>12319962
I've never seen anyone wear a gold wedding ring before, usually its silver

>>12316153
Yeah this is going in my copypasta folder. Nice job anon

>>12314787
Since when did this child eater get a general

IT'S ME! OG MUDBONE

>>12322651
Since his massively popular videos

>>12323291
AOC so cute

>>12319509
You kind of do. If you don't play ball with someone, you're just going to get lampooned and boned by both sides of the zeitgeist.

>>12314984
For me, it's the visceral repulsion. It feels instinctual. The boy's just not right. It must be the eyes and the way he carries himself.
I wouldn't be surprised if he has raped some children or killed someone.

THE CHILDREN MARK, WHERE ARE THEY?

>>12314787
I'm usually a very calm and accepting person, but why does this man's face fill me with disgust and hatred? I swear it's almost instinctual and it's messing with my head

>>12317392
Eating babies penises and having chickens piss on you is civilized?

>>12314838
he already did

>>12323937
it's probably the crinkly, crepe-like skin around his eyes

>>12322651
We are trying to find out what happened to the kids anon.

>>12323687
>I wouldn't be surprised if he has raped some children or killed someone.
>if he has

>>12323937
Its the thin neck. His head looks like a ballon under excessive pressure barely held by a string

>>12324272

>>12314787
he just keeps the smile going even when he doesn't want to genuinely smile. this looks sorta weird.

>>12324340
Just think, that's the last face some poor 4 year old saw right before they died.

>>12322510
>>12322516
Based

I want to punch this guy, his face upsets me very much for some reason

Hey guys, I hope you're having an amazing day. I'm Mark Wiens and I just wanted to say thank you to all the fans. Thanks for all the positivity. Please click the thumbs up and please subscribe.

>>12324742
Demon