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Anonymous Sat May 11 20:19:51 2019 No.12312748 [Reply] [Original]

great fucking job, /ck/, you sure showed me. just to be clear, this is the last time i ever came to this god forsaken board and i hope you all die a painful death. what happened, you're wondering? here's what fucking happened.

>boss told us we'll be having an office potluck this friday
>trying to impress asian qt that works with me so i came to /ck/ for an advice about what i should bring
>couple of you absolutely retarded motherfuckers suggested i bring one of these damn things
>spent $200 bucks last week on supplies and steamboat itself
>came to potluck two hours early, barely managed to install it properly
>food cooking it in smelled like LITERAL SHIT
>NO ONE even tried A SINGLE off it
>got hundreds of weird looks and questions because of it
>people openly made fun of it
>at one point i ran to the toilet to cry my eyes out, when i came back everyone noticed
>stayed an hour late after everyone left disassembling it
>guy from accounting went home with her probably fucked her or whatever normal people do after potlucks
>now i'm stuck with giant fuck heavy chinese saucer in my single bedroom apartment
>will probably throw it in trash tomorrow

you really couldn't suggest me to bring deviled eggs or guacamole dip and chips, huh? fucking retards...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 20:24:16 2019 No.12312756 File: 301 KB, 1079x746, Screenshot_20190125-130657.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 20:24:37 2019 No.12312758 Why would you take anything said on 4chan seriously, you kind of deserved this.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 20:28:18 2019 No.12312768 >>12312748 Big if true Hilarious either way and I really needed a good laugh so thank you bro

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 20:38:54 2019 No.12312807 File: 28 KB, 400x400, 1329066918321.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12312768 >at one point i ran to the toilet to cry my eyes out, when i came back everyone noticed

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 20:55:20 2019 No.12312865 >seriously participating in an office pot luck everybody probably thinks you're gay now. the crying probably didn't help either. If you're a straight male, you should be the slacker that volunteers to bring drinks, or paper plates

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 20:57:03 2019 No.12312869 >>12312748 Should've just made some Char Siu you absolute cretin.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 21:02:30 2019 No.12312894 >>12312748 I want to believe

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 21:13:15 2019 No.12312934 >>12312748 Why did you even bring anything. I would just avoid it completely. Go to work to work not to socialise and have picnics

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 21:19:23 2019 No.12312960 >>12312934 to fuck a girl apparently or whatever normal people do after potlucks

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 21:22:15 2019 No.12312972 to further add onto this shit pile why would you cook anything or use any equipment for the first time for anyone except yourself and your closest friends?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 21:27:58 2019 No.12312989 >>12312748 Gonna need a pic with a timestamp of said steamboat in said appartment

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 22:31:03 2019 No.12313245 what is the point of potlucks even

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Anonymous Sat May 11 22:49:40 2019 No.12313325

>>12312748
Literally you could’ve just done something you’ve already done before or something simple, but instead you let a Congolese dirt eating board convince you to spend 200 dollars on something you didn’t even know how to use and then fucked it up massively.

The icing on the cake is just how pathetic every last bit of your story was, and if your only hope of fucking Chinese bitch was using an autistic Chinese cooking utensil, you really didn’t have much of a chance to begin with buddy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 22:52:08 2019 No.12313334 File: 48 KB, 960x651, 1547525290360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 22:53:08 2019 No.12313342 How would it take that much time to set up and take down though?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 22:54:26 2019 No.12313347 >>12313342 you never operated one of these, ask me how i know

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 22:54:31 2019 No.12313351 >>12312748 Please don't leave. We need more potential pasta OC like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 22:56:45 2019 No.12313361 >>12312748 >>guy from accounting went home with her probably fucked her or whatever normal people do after potlucks this made me lmoa for some reason

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 22:58:14 2019 No.12313372 >>12313347 That's not an answer, btfo fgt

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 22:59:04 2019 No.12313374 >>12313347 How do you know? Genuinely curious, I suspected but him asking about it through me off

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 23:00:18 2019 No.12313376 >>12313374 Threw, fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 23:01:16 2019 No.12313381 File: 26 KB, 500x500, cylinder_propane_13kg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12313374 you need one of these in the first place so retard in OP carried one too

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 23:02:25 2019 No.12313386 >>12312748 >Ask a board full of autists who can't even cook and have no social skills for how to behave at an office party? Really?

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Anonymous Sat May 11 23:05:04 2019 No.12313395

>>12312748
Nice made up story. But since we're having this thread, never EVER take ethnic food to a potluck. For one, you'll stink up someone's house or the rec center where it's held. Two, yt people usually find ethnic foods off-putting. You only eat ethnic food as a mixed group if everyone knows what they're getting into and asked for it. Like the company going out to a jap restaurant or for indian food as a group. You bring a nice flyover pleb dish, or just bring utensils or ice or something. This is common sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 23:05:22 2019 No.12313400 >>12313381 It takes two hours to turn propane on...?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 23:19:13 2019 No.12313475 Which one of you stole my thread and reposted it to /r9k/? >>>/r9k/52377965

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 23:23:18 2019 No.12313498 I made monster cookies once for an annoying coworker bake-off, and they looked like fucking vomit but were pretty good. Everyone else's looked way better. Very few people ate mine.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 23:24:28 2019 No.12313506 >>12313498 Which flavor monster did you use? I'd imagine the sugar free ultras wouldn't work too well

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 23:26:24 2019 No.12313516 >never used something before >dddurrrrrr i'll use it for this important social/work event dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 23:35:22 2019 No.12313557 >>12313395 You can also do stuff that looks like a flyover dish. I brought Thai papaya salad to the last potluck I was at, and people ate some, presumably thinking it was some shitty coleslaw

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 23:36:37 2019 No.12313564 >>12313506 It had a bunch of things in them--probably too much to be honest without enough dough, it was a chunky mess.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 23:38:14 2019 No.12313568 >>12313395 >bring three bags of various doritos/lays This is how you win potlucks unless you know what people like and can make a very delicious version of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 23:44:42 2019 No.12313593 File: 550 KB, 679x830, 1543689728446.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12312748 ahahahahaha holy fuck dude

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 00:23:44 2019 No.12313747 >>12312748 Fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 00:45:46 2019 No.12313797 >>12312748 how do you fuck up hotpot? it's literally just boiling random shit in soup. why would you buy a special pice of equipment? just use an electric or camper stove with a pot. why are white people so fucking helpless and dumb?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 01:29:44 2019 No.12313899 File: 49 KB, 500x338, we_are_rook_same.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12313797 >why are white people so fucking helpless and dumb? Hey, at least we can see

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 01:44:06 2019 No.12313939 >>12312748 >OP decided to be as racist as possible to Asian culture and succeeded immensely in front of his (probably now former) co-workers. I hope you get denied your unemployment.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 01:49:21 2019 No.12313954 You should have maybe learned to do it properly first before trying to "impress" people with your lack of cooking skills

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 02:06:09 2019 No.12314014 >>12313954 i dont believe the story at all, not because i dont think OP is a pathetic faggot, but because it's literally impossible to fuck up hotpot

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 02:11:21 2019 No.12314028 >>12312748 What a load of retarded bullshit

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 02:21:03 2019 No.12314054 >>12314014 isnt hotpot just soup?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 02:22:34 2019 No.12314059 File: 95 KB, 963x985, chef-john-cropped-headshot_July2017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Plz be real Seriously post a timestamp next to the dirty steamboat or something I want this to be true

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 09:37:48 2019 No.12315053 >>12312748 It was unironically a good idea

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 09:52:43 2019 No.12315092 >>12312748 this totally happened.avi.psd.mp4

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 13:16:01 2019 No.12315828 >>12312748 The moral of this totally true story is that you must under no circumstance try to impress a woman with something you never did before. 8/8 thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 13:24:44 2019 No.12315871 >>12313381 thai here who worked in a place where we served our food on/in these. you usually put a piece of coal in the middle, not propane

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 13:28:28 2019 No.12315891 >>12313395 Based. You can also try not going to a potluck in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 13:29:45 2019 No.12315897 >>12312748 >blaming everyone else for your own mistakes Deserved it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 13:30:14 2019 No.12315900 >>12312748 Lol nigga u dumb.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 16:11:23 2019 No.12316551 File: 3.11 MB, 345x184, 1440041447941.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12312748

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 16:24:57 2019 No.12316593 File: 82 KB, 800x600, comment_1L07j5uSDfKqK6GCMzK5MaQRUbD4CP3M.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12312748 >no timestamp cool strory brah

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 16:29:03 2019 No.12316604 >>12312748 I don't even care if this is true or not, it gave me a good laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 16:38:46 2019 No.12316643 I really really hope this is fiction. It saddens me that people can be like OP if this is true.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 16:41:45 2019 No.12316656 >>12312748 Probably didn't happen but in the future remember that Chad brings buffalo shrimp dip to office functions.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 16:48:05 2019 No.12316679 File: 2.02 MB, 370x250, QuerulousBlaringAmericanratsnake-size_restricted.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12312748 That's what you get for racemixing faggot.

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Anonymous Sun May 12 16:58:14 2019 No.12316719
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>>12312748

>at one point i ran to the toilet to cry my eyes out, when i came back everyone noticed

fuckin' lol'd

also, you deserved it. chinese food is garbage tier and you should know it like everyone on Earth.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 19:52:38 2019 No.12317582 >>12315871 coal is fine for 30min dinner don't last for 6 fucking hours though, you fucking mong

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 20:18:18 2019 No.12317685 >>12312748 Fuck you cancer retard and your chink shit Hope you’ll forever be the office cuck

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 20:32:58 2019 No.12317736 >>12316679 That guy on the left looks like Mitch "turtle" McConnell. >waaalll, yup, ah needs muh lettuce leafs, yuuuupp.