/ck/ - Food & Cooking

mushrooms > you

>>12312358
>few protons

damn you're right they sound basic as hell

>>12312358
How many neutrons do they have?

5 cups vegetable stock

1. Boil water in microwave for 1-2 minutes on high-low heat.

2. Add spinach leaves, tomatoes, onion, and garlic in one quart of vegetable stock. Stir-fry for 3 minutes (and if you like, add in extra broth). Cool.

3. Drain liquid in a colander and put the chopped kale into a blender. Set aside.

4. In a large saucepan, add oil over medium heat. After a few minutes, add spinach (chunks), lemon, onions and mushrooms. Stir-fry for 4-5 minutes or until softened. Pour off some of the water with the lid on and stir everything into kale. Let simmer for 10 minutes on low heat.

5. In a small bowl, combine garlic and olive sauce and sauté until aromatic. Add kale/chopped spinach mixture and serve with tomato sauce.

>>12312358
>few protons
Damn those radioactive fungi

proton rick and morty talk belongs on reddit

fry a puffball before you make a thread like this
they're so buttery and amazing. pick them at their biggest while they are still white and not ready to puff, straight from your lawn if you get them so long as you don't use chemical fertilizer
they are incredible

>>12312391
hahaha holy shit. i havent done this for a couple decades because they don't grow here, but they grew at my parents house like crazy
get a load of the size of this puffball this slut found
i hope some redneck chimes in and supports me on this one. frying a puffball is so fucking good. you can season it like you would a steak, chicken, or pork. the base flavor is just light buttery. i wouldn't use breading.
please, god, let someone on /ck/ know about how good this is so i'm not left holding a bag and looking like a lunatic hayseed

>>12312358
probably the lack of protons

>>12312377
lel

>>12312358
>terrible taste
Yeah right

>>12312413
Ironically, hayseed flyovers are scared to death of wild mushrooms so they won't be chiming in. For them it's some kind of atheist, gombunist, socialist conspiracy attempting to implement white genocide and curtail the sale of megacorporation button mushrooms.

>>12312358
>tasty
>healthy
>more filling than regular veggies
>nice texture
>can be mixed with many things
what's not to love

>>12312358
Mushrooms are good source of ergothioneine. Humans have a transport protein specifically for it so it can function as an intracellular antioxidant, preventing corruption of your mitochondrial DNA. And they can't overcook (as long as they're kept wet enough to not burn) so they can be added to anything.

>>12312494
Hyuk hyuk hyuk. You gay ass coasties think you're so clever with your college witticisms and your live-in illegal goyim. If you like wild mushrooms so much why don't you come out here and pick them yourself, that's if you can drag your fat ass away from the plastic surgeon's office long enough.

I may not know much about them,but what I do know is they can look really cool and they are an excellent collected of flavor. Had some amazing mushroom jerky as well as fried puffball steaks. Both are great and quite different.

watch out when you get extra mushrooms on your pizza in Denver
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/denver-decriminalizes-magic-mushrooms-psilocybin-834249/

>>12312377

Ayy lmao

>it's warm, humid, and has been raining for a week in louisiana
Soon the chanterelle apocolypse will be upon us.

>sister doesnt like mushrooms
>make meatsauce for pasta with them chopped really finely
>she likes it
>she asked what kind of meats i used
>refuse to tell her
>she guesses
>keeping saying no
now she thinks i fed her cat

>>12312358
They stimulate the immune system.
I eat mushroom soup with a shitton of parsley and garlic anytime I get sick.

>>12312383
>>12312391
>>12312413
>show up to a mushroom hate thread for some reason even though i like them
>find great recipes and interesting things ive never heard about before
I love you /ck/

>>12312689
Where in LA are you? I don't see them here in Acadiana

>>12312377
High iq post.

>>12312377
Kek’d and chek’d

>>12312358
I never got the love for mushrooms, I try them all of the time but they don't really do anything for me.

>>12312358
It’s sort of like cheese. It’s unique, there’s a wide variety, and they do well to serve as a bridge between other flavors.

>>12313256
They are like banana's, I've tried my whole life to like them but the texture is terrible.

>>12312358
>>12312377
They aren't Gamma active, are they