/ck/ - Food & Cooking

If I'm not toasting the bread the crusts are fine. Some bread has better crust that others, but I'm not too picky. Probably post it on here and get called a lying faggot.

Would actually work better with my chip butty.
The only problem is, it's not brown bread.

>>12309924
They're called heels not crusts.

>>12309924

Imagine being so poor that you save al your bread ends and contact the news about a made up story just to get a new lost of bread

>>12309941
Nope

>>12309924
Where can I buy this?
Crusts are the best part of bread.

>>12309924
>timea ganji

Fucking niggers complaining about food, fuck off back to africa and starve if you dont like it

>>12309924
>Bag is see through
I bet the niggress did it for free bread

>>12309948
Don't you give me that you big fat frickin moron. If all you can say is "Nope" than I'm clearly right. Give me some details. THINK. And post those thoughts. Come back and try again when your ready, chief.

>>12309948
The crust is the entirety of the outer darker portion of a loaf of bread. "Crusts" are what faggots cut off of their sandwich bread because they're picky retards. Heels are the ends of a loaf of bread which are mostly but not fully comprised of crust.
>>12310068
This fucking guy larping as me.

>she doesn't inspect food before she buys it
sounds like my mom

>>12309924
Eat it? Bread is bread.

>>12310250
so a steak can have a crust and a heel?

What kind of fucking moron doesn't inspect the food before buying it? Even a quick once over would have prevented this.

THE BREAD BETRAYED HIM

>>12310395
Especially food like bread, a very perishable food. Retarded mother.
Also an extremely wet blanket for not thinking it's funny.

>>12310394
No, a steak has a sear.

>>12309932
brown bread sucks ass

>>12309924
Crusts make the best toast.

>>12310464
a good steak has a crust

Clearly done on purpose. Some factory working just won his £1 bet on it making the news. Either that or the whore is lying.

>>12310492
Bit rude m8

>>12309996
Agreed anon.

>>12309924
why is this a BBC news article

I guess it just goes to show how far we've come from headlines about Pearl Harbor and D-Day.

>>12311121
>MY generation didn't eat tide pods
>LIKE and SHARE if you agree
Shut up, old faggot boomer pussy

>>12311177
That's an old Norm MacDonald joke you faggot

>>12311121
what a worthless and insipid comment. take your pseudo-intellectual garbage back to facebook and /pol/ subreddits

>>12309924
Are there several loaves missing their heels? The way sliced bread usually works is it's a single loaf, sliced and bagged, not an assortment of mismatched slices from several loaves.

>>12311187
No idea who that is. He sounds like a real jerk.

>>12310394
The crust on a steak, and the crust in bread are literally caused by the same reaction lol I don't think steak can have a heal due to it's shape though
The heal is just the crust on the end parts of the loaf, that ends up making two slices mostly crust due to how they cut bread loaves, but not all bread comes in a traditional loaf shape, some breads are round, some are long, some are big ovals!

>>12309941
they are called butts., not heels.

>"Crumbs!" is what Timea Ganji might have said when she noticed the loaf had gone "a-rye"
fucking brits

>>12309924
I don't understand, is she implying the heels are inedible?

>>12309924
>Timea Ganji
what a traditional anglo name

>A confused "crust-omer" opened a loaf of bread only to find the bag was full of crusts.

>"crust-omer"

>>12310469
>t.

>>12311733
Isn't that what they called customers at the Krusty Krab?

I'd just suck it up and eat it.

It's not bad, heels make better hotdog buns than hot dog buns do.

>>12311864
Also a grilled cheese is better with the heels of the bread, especially when properly flattened

>>12311733
State

"We have no idea how this happened" is customer service code for "We know you did this yourself to get free shit but we'll just let it happen so we look better"

>>12309924
>cheapest bread
no
>anything but the cheapest bread
it's fine

>>12312467
Nailed it, this isn't actually possible.

>>12309924
>my loaf was entirely the best slices how am I supposed to feed my children when all the bread has actual flavour?

>>12310068
>being THIS assblasted over crust
Wew lads

great trolololololol from the boys working in the shit hole factory where the bread is made

>>12309924
That's the best part though

Why arent there reports of upwards of 10+ loaves of bread missing the end crusts? That seems like bigger news than a single loaf of crusts.

Also this is just clickbait to make money. Stop clicking shit like this.

>>12309924
Sometimes when the bread bagger is misaligned it'll drop a slice, looks like some dumbass picked up the dropped slices and passed them for a loaf. Most amazing part is that it made it on the shelf and even got bought.

>>12313273
Because >>12313331, it isn't all that uncommon for bread to be bagged missing the end slice, sometimes it is even done on purpose.

>>12311394
You have to adjust the guide rails after the slicer, if the rails are misaligned exiting the slicer, or before entering the bagger, a slice just falls off the loaf, happens a lot with old school breadlines if they go from making a bigger loaf to a smaller loaf (32oz to 20oz or 20oz to 16oz), all it takes it one rail being a quarter inch out of line.

>>12313366
or from smaller to bigger

>>12309924
are people seriously so fucking childish they can't eat bread because it looks different?

>>12309924
why didn't she eat the loaf?

Only poor people eat the butts.

>>12314672
Tastelet

>>12310464
No, a steak is a steer.

>>12309924
make a sandwich and cook it in a george foreman grill or whatever its called

>>12309924
>mindlessly grabbing a loaf of bread off the shelf without checking the "best by" date or the quality of the loaf
Bitch deserved it.

>>12314672
you save the butts to turn into bread crumbs
wtf is wrong with you people

>>12313460
coddling children turns them into autistic monsters

>>12309924
>>posted Mrs Ganji a "more conventional loaf".
>sending bread in the post

>>12309924
Fuck yes, the crust is the best part.

>>12311086
Pretty uneventful place

>>12309924
Do Brits really?

>>12309941
They're literally called "asses" in my country.

>>12309924
>crust-omer

>>12310396
A BREAD-TRAYED CRUST-OMER

>>12317165
Which gay country do you belong to then breh?

>>12311086
look up bbc pidgin and die from laughing so hard you can't breath

>>12311651
jews anon, jews. anglos/natives are barred from working at the ministry of truth

>>12318694
Jesus fucking Christ you weren't kidding. What in god's name is this shit?
>My breast wan kill me
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-44120265

>>12317222
>checked
>giggled

>>12318694
i am laughing

>>12317138
Yes

>>12309924
Fuck poor people, just give your kids the money to buy something at school.

>>12319632
rot in hell, y*Nkoid

>>12318796
>>12318694

>>12320420
Racist

>>12309924
i'd keep them if they were from a brioche
the ends are the tastiest part of those anyways.

>>12309942
>>12310045
>>12312467
This. She probably thinks that people put these into bags individually instead of thousands of them being done every minute automatically.

>>12313273
>this is just clickbait to make money
>make money
>bbc.co.uk
Hmmm

>>12318796

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196
>Woman wan troway poo-poo, come trap for window

>>12320420
read the pidgn bible aka "da jesus book!"

>>12320592
Can you not be racist please?

>>12318796
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-44891314
>Before you enta dis tori well well, quick quick go Google and type 'idiot', and you go see say na US President Donald Trump face go comot pass.
Boy did you guys kek me on a Monday afternoon.

>>12309924
crust breads are perfect for dagwood sandwiches

seriously why hasnt a company tried to do crust only loafs?

>>12318796
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-46254248
>Nigeria tanda as number two ontop di list of di kontries wey dem dey poo-poo for outside around di world pass and sabi pipo say di mata na sometin wey dey affect young and old pipo.

>>12321910
>pointing out how the bbc is literally making sure africans stay dumb by going out of their way to normalize their bastard language instead of actually teaching them proper english is now racist.
the modern left everyone.

>>12317222
BUN-ISHED BAKE:
A HERO DENIED BY HIS LOAF-LAND

>>12325263
Kek

>>12320549
BBC website is stuffed with clickbait these days. It's easier for them than employing journalists to write real stories.
Plus they still have ads when JFs visit.

>>12325964
>they still have ads when JFs visit
Do they? Based if true.
You could make a fucking fortune marketing diet pills to those fat cunts on the other side of the Atlantic.

>>12326064
The Daily Mail online strategy.

Fucking paki, obviously lying as usual. Look at the breadbag. Its been deflated / emptied before

>>12309996
BASED

>>12326153
Why is /ck/ so racist all of a sudden?

>>12326780
huh?

>>12326780

4cheeng has always been racist you dumb nigger.

>>12315491
Where do you shop where the bread on the main shelf is anything but freshly baked the previous night?

>>12326806
This is 4channel not 4chan mr.polcel

>Product wasn't what I expected
>Better call the newspapers and complain

>>12325263
ONE AND DONE! ONE PUN AND WE'RE DONE!

We're not fucking Reddit.

>>12309924
I would immediately call the BBC and gift them the exclusive, as they are my favorite news organization.