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I am inevitable /ck/.

>> No.12296146

>>12296143
>A restaurant that is literally nowhere

If it's going to last it needs to capture the flyover market

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KFC FRIED RACISM UTTERLY BTFO BY CHICKENJOY

>> No.12296188

>>12296143
Bring it to my town and I'll give it a try. How does their bone-in chicken compare to Popeyes?

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>>12296146
I think you mean to say that you live in the middle of nowhere

>> No.12296217

>>12296208
Hello califag. There's literally 4 on the entire east coast. One in TX, one in Illinois. Then there's 4 in cali around LA and one in NV. Of course there's plenty of them in New New Mexico.

>> No.12296227

>>12296217
Oh sweaty. I live near one of the two (2) in Illinois. You still live in the middle of nowhere

>> No.12296237

>>12296227
I'm not the guy you were replying to sweetie. I'm just pointing out that there's only 4 from Florida to Maine. Obviously NYC, DC, Miami, etc aren't the middle of nowhere faggot. I wouldn't brag about being in Chicagostan either.

>> No.12296278

>>12296227
>not wanting to live away from gay cities

>> No.12296301

It's overrated flip garbage.

I'm amazed that they call it "their" cuisine, as if they have a monopoly on shitty spaghetti and fried chicken. Nothing they make tastes good, and I've actually been there unlike most of the memeing faggots on the board.

>> No.12296320

>>12296227
>I live near one of the two (2) in Illinois. You still live in the middle of nowhere
The fucking irony of this statement

>> No.12296369

>>12296208
Actually I live in Boston. I don't see any Jollibees around here and I'm not driving down to NYC to eat some meme flip food.

>> No.12296414

>tfw I live in Astoria Queens and am 3 train stops from Jollibee and am too lazy to go

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>>12296143
Erm ironboi

>> No.12296926

>>12296414
go, anon, and give us a review.

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>>12296227
>Oh sweaty.

>> No.12297281

>>12296227
I live in illinois and have literally never heard of these outside of 4chan.

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>>12297269
Patrician fetish, my dear anon

>> No.12297513

>>12297269
are the clouds farts or just heat?

>> No.12298297

>>12296414
I went to that one. They have a limited menu compared to the Times Square location but the only thing worth getting at Jollibee is their peach mango pie and spicy chicken anyways.

>> No.12298329

>>12296146
Nah, they're a Filipino restaurant so they're going to be areas with Filipinos, it's a good market strategy, set up shop adjoining a seafood market and you're going to be like McDonald's inside a Wal-Mart but 100 times as successful since there's still cultural appeal and novelty. Americans feel no attachment to McDonald's or Subway anymore, there's so many of them and they pass them up daily.

>> No.12298780

>>12296217
there's a little more than 4 in Cali
https://jollibeeusa.com/locations/

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>>12297269
>>12297291
noose yourself, fatfags.

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>banana ketchup spaghetti

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Not applicable in the UK.

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blocks your path

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>>12296369
>Accused of living in flyover
>"Actually, I live in BOSTON!"

>> No.12298916

>>12298780
>one in NV
Two, in the Vegas valley

>> No.12298922

Soulless and slightly creepy

>> No.12298994

>>12298908
NYC is flyover compared to Boston. You literally fly over NYC when going west from Boston.

>> No.12299673

>>12296160
Is that fucking spaghetti?

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Only good thing about Jollibee is that a Red Ribbon bakery is nearby.

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>>12296143
Does the mascot have a name or is it just the titular jolly bee?

>> No.12300117

>>12296143
Reminds me of when kfc, taco bell, and pizza hut did those star wars things together

>> No.12300124

>>12299673
fried chicken, spaghetti and a side of rice.

>> No.12300126

>>12296188
Smaller but the skin isn't as harsh on the mouth despite being similarly flaky, and it manages to keep juicy all the way into the bone unlike Popeyes which I feel dries out too easily.
Jollibee also hands out free gravy dipping cups with all chicken orders so you know they're good.

>> No.12300136

There is one in Houston I want to visit gonna get the chicken parmesan and that dessert cup

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*Spits on grave*

>> No.12300181

>>12296217

There's at least 2 in Nevada. Try again fag

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>>12300154
>amar and West covina
Oh fuck, was planning on going to that soon due to all the shitposting. Whatever there's a bunch of flip joints in that area.

>> No.12300389

I think its only successful because its low grade, very cheap ingredients, made by people who are willing to work hard for peanuts.
The business model works out. I mean really, spaghetti with hot dogs and ketchup? Thats about 20 cents worth of food, if you can sell it for three bucks using slave labor from the third world... its a winner.
Not for the people eating there, or working there... but investors must be raking in the cash by selling absolute crap to ignorant people.

>> No.12300477

>>12299893
He's the titular Jolly Bee. I heard the owners wanted him to have a name before, but people found it dumb

>> No.12300655

>>12300389
Yeah, all that is a given considering it's a fast food joint.

>> No.12302036

The only reason Jollibee is anywhere outside of Sex Tourism Island #27 is because there are lots of 27er slaves working in your country who miss it.
Priced under first-world infrastructure overhead, the menu has wretched value that nobody else would appreciate.

>> No.12302940

>>12298994
>You literally fly over NYC when going west from Boston
Have you ever looked at a map?

>> No.12304429

>>12296143
Non-existent imaginary shit I read about on the internet at present. I'll consider believing it when I actually see one (1).

>> No.12305094

>>12296143
They actually have a few in vegas and they're pretty shit

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>>12296143
A brief history of the Philippines:
400,000BC- 1520AD: nothing of note. Pinoys squat in filth in their grass huts, eating pork and plantains.
>1521-1565, the entire country surrenders to Spanish rule. Pork and plantains are supplemented by rice, squatting in filth and grass huts still popular.
>1565-1897: Slaves of the Spanish, sugar cane is introduced but the local goblinos aren't allowed any. Sweet potato is introduced for pig feed and locals take to it immediately.
>1898 Philippines declares independence. Literally nobody gives a fuck and the US buys the whole country for $20 Million. Filipinos stop sucking Spanish cock and start licking America's boots. Spam is added to the Pinoy diet, filth squatting still the #1 local pastime.
>1942, the Japanese invade and the Filipinos promptly switch to licking Japanese boots. Main foods now starvation and rape, supplemented with whimpering, grovelling and cowering.
>1945, America liberates the Philippines because their boots could do with a good licking again. Filipinos everywhere rejoice because the US actually pays Pinays for sex instead of just raping them at will. Main food goes back to pre-invasion status.
>1945-1995: Internet is invented. Large portions of the country are given to Muslim terrorists in the hope of pacifying them, making the Philippines the first country in history to lick Chad's boots AND Muhammad's sandals at the same time. Jollibee is invented and grass huts are upgraded to tin shacks. Balut becomes popular as it helps locals forget how boots taste.
>1995-2000: Philippines enters the 20th century, gets internet access and starts bringing money into the country by exporting their womenfolk to be prostitutes in more developed countries.
>2000-2019: OP is born, develops rudimentary language skills, is unfortunately given internet access, and starts shitposting and shilling Jollibee on /ck/.
Is that about right?

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>>12296143

>> No.12305203

>>12305177
based and historypilled

>> No.12305204

>>12296188
Pretty damn good. Try the spicy if they have it available.

>> No.12305207

>>12300154
Oh good, the Anaheim location is still open.

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>>12305177
You got the American part wrong. They actually started to fight the Phillipines right after Filipinos got rid of the Spanish . They didn't want any other country telling them what to do. They were mercilessly crushed and the US took over. Kind of weird how they seem alright with it though.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippine–American_War

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>> No.12305240

>>12298916

There's 3 now one just opened in the south.

>> No.12305266

>>12299701
how was it anon

>> No.12305278

>>12305225
I acknowledge your point, however:
a) The US did indeed buy the whole country for $20 million, after which the 'war' started;
b) Calling it a war is ludicrously overblown, it was more like a kid throwing a rock at a tank during the Age Of Shooting Upstart Civilians;
c) Fuck the Philippines and their shitty food, awful culture, stupid squeaky voices, pagpag stew, corruption, low IQ's and promiscuous yellow nigger whores.

>> No.12305284

>>12305240
Damn, you're right, impressive. Only fair since half of our nurses and special ed teachers are Filipino.

>> No.12305455

It's not inevitable for where I'm located. We have a local chain that is like 10 times better than the other chicken restaurants.

>> No.12305482

>>12305177
Based

>> No.12305485

>>12305278
Based

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>>12305278
Idk man. It was like a 3 year event.

>> No.12305543

>>12296143
What the hell is that thing?

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>>12305177
butthurt mutt

>> No.12305686

>>12305543
A revered and worshipped deity of island monkeys. Reguarded as the greates example of Filipino culinary tradition....
American fried chicken and sphagetti with ketchup, sugar and hotdogs.

>> No.12305690

>>12305682
>Colonial rape baby Flip calling others mutts.

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>>12305177
>400,000BC- 1520AD: nothing of note or importance. Pinoys squat in filth in their grass huts, eating pork and plantains.
There were numerous notable kingdoms of pre-colonial Philippines, most specifically the Kingdom of Tondo that was founded somewhere before 800-900AD. It was a very well-structured state with military, education system, science, and local currency. It also had notable ties with the Ming dynasty, Khmer Empire, Champa, Ayutthaya, Ryuku Islands and even some of the Japanese dynasties at the time. Not to forget Kingdom of Butuan, Madja-as and Sultanates of Sulu and Maguindanao
Rice, soy sauce, shrimp paste, and vinegar had been in common use in Philippines long before the Spaniards even arrived.
>1521-1565, the entire country surrenders to Spanish rule. Pork and plantains are supplemented by rice.
>1565-1897: servants of the Spanish, sugar cane is introduced but the local plantain goblins aren't allowed to have any. Sweet potato is introduced and the locals discover it can be used for more than pig food.
I wouldn't consider dozens of revolts every half century as being servants of Spain. And both Sultanate of Sulu and Magunidanao were unconquered up until the last decade of Spanish colonialism, a time where basically all Southeast Asian countries were under colonialism either way. Also sugar canes were literally initially cultivated by Austronesians so you're wrong here.

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>>12305278
>b) Calling it a war is ludicrously overblown, it was more like a kid throwing a rock at a tank during the Age Of Shooting Upstart Civilians;
>>12305489
they were more competent than fucking Chinks

>> No.12305701

>>12296143
Wendy’s is trash so I am okay with this

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>>12305692
>>12305177
>1898 Philippines declares independence. Nobody notices or cares and the US buys the whole country for $20 Million. Filipinos meekly accept this and go about licking their new master's boots. Main foods now rice, pork, plantain, sweet potato and spam.
This is all wrong. There were numerous simultaneous revolts going on which made the Spainards consider Philippines a lost cause and sold it off to the US.
Although the generals were aware that it was impossible to defeat the tactically superior US, they did have plans of a "Vietnam-effect" where they retreated to the mountains of Cordilleras to prolong the war until the number of US causalities reached home and public outrage would happen, questioning the reasoning for colonizing Philippines. Sadly this never realized because the main general was backstabbed.


>1942, the Japanese invade and the Filipinos promptly switch to licking Japanese boots instead of American ones. Main foods now starvation and rape, supplemented with whimpering and cowering.
This is completely wrong. The only bootlickers where treacherous turncoat politicians who. This is like saying that Norway, Poland, France etc. licked German boots. Almost everyone saw the Japanese as an enemy, and Filipino insurgents, together with special US forces, conducted sabotage missions on Japanese camps regularly. The moros especially actually managed to clear out most of Mindanao of Japanese even before the Americans came

>1945, America liberates the Philippines because their boots are dirty and could do with a good Pinoy tongue-bath. Filipinos everywhere rejoice because the US military actually pays Pinays for sex instead of just raping them at will. Main food goes back to pre-invasion status.
You could say the same about almost every single European country at the time. The US(together with UK and Canada) liberated basically every Western nation and were lauded by everyone, making them the preferred ally post WWII.

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>>12305114
Why does that hotpocket have purple shit in it?

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>>12305699
Don't talk bad about your masters now.
Everybody knows the Pillipines is a Chinese puppet state.

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>>12305177
>>12305692
>>12305703
>1945-1995: boot licking continues, internet is invented. Large portions of the Philippines are ceded to Muslim terrorists in the hope of pacifying radical Islam, making the Philippines the first country in the world to lick Chad's boots AND Muhammad's sandals at the same time. Jollibee is invented and grass huts are upgraded to tin shacks. Balut becomes popular as it helps locals forget how boots taste.
Balut has actually been in Asia for millenniums. It is originally a Chinese dish, and is found in China and Vietnam too.
Claiming that creating ARMM is licking boots is actually pretty ignorant, considering the background for its creation and the situation at the time. It's like saying Russia licks muslim sandals for giving Chechnya autonomy. It's pretty much a good solution to not cede a territory that is significantly cultural different from you and avoid conflict
>1995-2005: Philippines slowly gets internet access and starts bringing money into the country by exporting their women to be prostitutes, maids and wives for the men of much more developed countries.
a significant part of the "OFWs" are actually IT workers, engineers, Doctors and sailors. These are the ones who bring the most earnings back from overseas. Also Philippines are far from the only ones sending their population abroad. Plenty of Indonesians and Vietnamese also work abroad due to the bigger earnings.
I would however say this is a wrong economic approach is very insufficient and the best approach would be to attract foreign investments to create enough sufficiently paid jobs domestically. But Philippines has had overly restrictive rules on foreign ownership which hasn't been significantly eased until recently, so the amount of foreign investments has lagged behind neighbors for ages. This has fortunately changed, in combination with shrinking oversea deployment so the "pinay maid" meme might be history in a few years.

>> No.12305714

>>12305712
all of Southeast Asia are technically a province of China

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>>12305705
>he hasn't had ube
You're missing out, lad.

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Oh nonono

>> No.12305725

>>12305278
>a) The US did indeed buy the whole country for $20 million, after which the 'war' started;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pact_of_Biak-na-Bato
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippine_Revolution
>By June, the rebels had gained control of nearly all of the Philippines, with the exception of Manila. On June 12, Aguinaldo issued the Philippine Declaration of Independence

lmao mutts got scammed by spics selling a country they barely even owned

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>>12305705
>not knowing ube
tastelet

>>12305686
>>12305690
you keep posting in these threads as if you are legitimately upset about something. What's the matter, bogan?

>> No.12305734

>>12305728
he tested positive from his recent Angeles City trip

>> No.12305741

>>12305703
>The moros especially actually managed to clear out most of Mindanao of Japanese even before the Americans came

>An American POW Herbert Zincke recalled in his secret diary that the Japanese guarding him and other prisoners were scared of the Moro warriors and tried to keep as far away from them as possible to avoid getting attacked
> American General Robert L. Eichelberger saw a Japanese soldier who was captured by the Moros and feared being tortured at their hands, and he wanted Eichelberger to kill him to stop it from happening. The American POW Victor L. Mapes saw Japanese troops getting ambushed and slaughtered by Moro fighters with kris blades. The Moros were skilled at melee combat, with some Moros deliberately impaling their own shoulder on Japanese bayonets and grabbing it to make it stay in place while killing the Japanese soldier using a bayonet or bolo with their other hand.
>The Moro Maranao Datu Busran Kalaw was xenophobic against all foreigners, and "fought both the Americans and the Japanese". The Japanese Major Hiramatsu, a propaganda officer, tried convincing Kalaw that Japan was bombing the American mainland. The Japanese tried to convince Kalaw to join their side as "brother Orientals". Kalaw sent a response which goaded Major Hiramatsu into sending a force of Japanese soldiers to attack him, whom Kalaw butchered completely with no survivors. Kalaw's response also said that "Our ambushes will at least teach you respect for the Moros".

>The Moros had cleared the Japanese out from the Muslim areas of Mindanao six months before America returned to liberate the Philippines at the Battle of Leyte. The Moros then joined in on the battle to liberate the rest of Mindanao from the Japanese in 1945. The Moro Muslims nearly exterminated all occupying Japanese soldiers in Sulu before the return of the Americans and the Japanese were constantly attacked by Muslim guerillas.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moros_during_World_War_II

BASED

>> No.12305744

Is there anything more embarrassing than Fillipino """pride""".

What do you have pride in? Your mutt culture where the traditions of your conquerors are adopted and bastardized? Your """cusine""" which is generally regarded as the worst in the world. The low IQ population that is brainwashed by the Catholic church? Your women who whore themselves out and crave the white man?

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>>12305744

>> No.12305749

>>12305745
Not mad just stating my observations SEAmonkey

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>>12305744
average "banter" of Filipnos
>muh colonizers
check
>muh cuisine is shit(despite being revered by Anthony Bourdain among others)
check
>muh low IQ(despite recent tests show they are not that dumb and all SEAsians are basically South Yurop/Latin America in terms of intelligence)
check
>muh thirsty women
check
Don't you have any originality?

>> No.12305754

>>12305686
>Reguarded
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

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>>12305489
Considering the duration of active resistance in Iraq and Afghanistan right now, with massive air support, artillery, helicopters, armored vehicles and psych warfare... three years without these things is pretty piss weak.
>>12305682
Cope harder, I can fuck your mum for a bar of soap and a can of spam (the can can be used to repair your house by the way).
>>12305692
We wuz kangz and sheeit, southeast asia edition.
>>12305699
Whataboutism at its finest, made even worse by the fact that if the US didn't need easy access to whores and go-go bars off the Chinese coast, the Philippines would be wholesale raped by the superior Chinese in a heartbeat.
>>12305703
>Yeah we folded like a cheap napkin but only because we were betrayed by our own kind
>our own kind
Face it, the Philippines has been sucking dick to survive so long that even Jollibee tastes better than cum and smegma.
>>12305713
Jesus christ the cope. Go suck Mohammad's dick while he cuts your wife's throat you cuckold.

>> No.12305759

>>12305751
Just dont deny the reality you face while trying to defend your shit tier race. :)

How to get a Fillipino mad: tell him about his countries current socioeconomic status.

>> No.12305763

>>12305744
>What do you have pride in?
JOLLIBEE (TM)
JOLLIBEE (TM)
JOLLIBEE (TM)

>> No.12305764

>>12305754
English isnt my first language but it is yours Edwaurdo Jiminiez Pag Pag :) you win

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>>12305759

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>>12305758
>Considering the duration of active resistance in Iraq and Afghanistan right now, with massive air support, artillery, helicopters, armored vehicles and psych warfare... three years without these things is pretty piss weak.
human rights didn't exist back then...
>We wuz kangz and sheeit, southeast asia edition.
cope harder and deny history

>Whataboutism at its finest, made even worse by the fact that if the US didn't need easy access to whores and go-go bars off the Chinese coast, the Philippines would be wholesale raped by the superior Chinese in a heartbeat.
it just shows that Flips, despite being severely underequipped still managed to do much better against colonizers than Chinese, even discounting the amount of Boxers that died.

>Face it, the Philippines has been sucking dick to survive so long that even Jollibee tastes better than cum and smegma.
ok kid :)

>Jesus christ the cope. Go suck Mohammad's dick while he cuts your wife's throat you cuckold.
literally butthurt

>> No.12305777

>>12305759
>current socioeconomic status.
one of the fastest growing economies in the world, with a booming manufacturing sector, dropping poverty rate and billions worth of foreign investments flowing in? You are 20 years too late
>inb4 muh 5.4% Q1 GDP growth

>> No.12305779

>>12305763
PACMAN
PACMAN
PACMAN

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>>12305744
>Your women who whore themselves out and crave the white man?
they're all yours, friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccQYA1sZd2Q

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>>12305782
this is worse than Travis Kraft

>> No.12305801

>>12305703
Philippines was basically the only country that got brutally invaded in Southeast Asia during WWII. All others were governed by Nazi(thus Jap-ally) governments and thus showed little resistance, or bowed like cucks

>> No.12305868

>>12305801
wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_territories_occupied_by_Imperial_Japan
You may literally be the single most retarded pinoy in history and that's saying something.
Anyway... can we have less Jollibee spam/shilling on the board? So we can put aside all this /pol/ tier shit?

>> No.12305897

>>12305801
Fillipnoe """"education""""

>> No.12305911

Daily reminder that the Phillipines is named after King Phillip II of Spain.
Imagine being this KEKED

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>>12305868
mutts cannot read. I said the country had the most brutal invasion by Japan in Southeast Asia
>Indochina: Under Vichy France. No real invasion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_invasion_of_French_Indochina

>Indonesia: Netherlands was occupied, only a small force of Allied Dutch were present in Indonesia. There were no significant battles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_East_Indies_campaign

>Malaysia: small battles in Malaya and Borneo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_invasion_of_Malaya
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Borneo_(1941%E2%80%9342)

I had completely forgotten about Burma though
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_conquest_of_Burma

But none of these can be compared to the Philippines campaign which lasted for 6 months
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippines_Campaign_(1941%E2%80%931942)

>>12305897
>amerimutt education

>> No.12305926
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>>12305801
t. amerilard who got his "history" from a Mark Wahlberg '''''''''film'''''''''

>> No.12305927

>>12305923
>6 months to defeat
>pilipino intinit depense porce
Well you held out longer than France, I suppose.
If you had to be proud of something...

>> No.12305936

>>12305923
fug forgot about these
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malayan_Campaign
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Singapore
aside from the Malayan Campaign, there weren't many campaigns as bloody as the Philippine campaign

>> No.12305939

>>12305926
You're replying to a fellow countryman

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>>12305703
>>1898 Philippines declares independence. Nobody notices or cares and the US buys the whole country for $20 Million. Filipinos meekly accept this and go about licking their new master's boots. Main foods now rice, pork, plantain, sweet potato and spam.

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>>12305966
ok
>>12305725

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>>12305923
>the country had the most brutal invasion by Japan in Southeast Asia
How can anyone objectively measure the qualitative nature of brutality?
Apparently one can start by pulling bullshit out of one's rectum.

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Master race reporting in.

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>>12305981
is it really this difficult to figure out that a campaign where a couple of thousands died is much less brutal than campaigns where tens of thousands died?
Most of Indonesia, Siam and Indochina(Vichy) welcomed their foreign invaders at first which is why they quickly got control over these countries

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I really want some Chickenjoy but my nearest bee is a 3h drive away

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>>12302940
You know airplanes fly in curved lines, right? Have you ever been on an airplane or have you never left your redneck flyover town before?

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>>12296143
>still only like 20 locations in total across the US
not gonna happen fukr

>> No.12307587

>>12307315
nice peypey

>> No.12308390

>>12296301
I liked Hula Hula

>> No.12308403

>>12302036
Dude you can pick up a few pieces of chicken and some rice for like 2 dollars in Philippines Jollibee

>> No.12308404

>>12296369
Hello fellow bostonfag, let's fight

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>>12299701
>dat mango cake

>> No.12308512

>>12305266
It's great. Their cakes are better than anything from Costco.

>> No.12308588

there aren't any NIGGERS that like to go there, are there? I always saw Jollibee as an ideal KEKistan and would like to try their SPAGHETTI before all the KIKES and NIGGERS start showing up

>> No.12309387

the chicken is shit. Tastes completely bland and unseasoned like church’s chicken

>> No.12309584

It must suck being Filipino....the bottom of the barrel race.

>> No.12309588

>>12308588
Nah because filipinos are racist as fuck and probably fuck with black customers

>> No.12309601

>>12309588
>t. racist as fuck but no one to fuck

>> No.12309604

>>12309601
I dunno sex tourism is a big thing there.

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>> No.12309611

>>12309604
its as big as jollibee

>> No.12309613

>>12298871
>fried chicken with sweet and sour sauce
BRILLIANT

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>> No.12309879

>>12309834
This oversaturated tray of food meme has to stop.

>> No.12309882

>>12309879
shut up, Ronald McDonald

>> No.12309885

>>12309387
>lying to cope with the fact that KFC is outclassed

NIGGER SHILLS BTFO

>> No.12309893

>>12309882
They do this same shit for McDonald's too, which should really tell you just how stupid it is.

>> No.12309903

>>12309893
ok, clown

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>> No.12309937

>>12309928
A. why the fuck would you want spaghetti with fried chicken
B. why the fuck would you want both rice and spaghetti
C. how the fuck is a burger steak a side and why would you want it with chicken or spaghetti or rice
5. why the fuck do they call fried chicken "chickenjoy"

Autistic as fuck

>> No.12310023

>>12309937
a. it's appetizer
b. the rice is for the chicken and burger
c. it's not a side
d. it's trademark

i gave you attention now show some gratitude you crude uncultured peasant

>> No.12310039 [DELETED] 

>>12309937
fuck off KFC shill

>> No.12310044

>>12309937
Who gives a shit what you think when you don't even understand puns?

>> No.12310089

>>12300124
Why would you eat pasta with rice?

>> No.12310113

>>12309588

Out of all the Asians I usually see with black dudes it's usually the pinoys getting dicked down by tyrone. My best friend is black and filipino actually.

>> No.12310115

>>12296143
>I am inevitable
bullshit. how could a foreign company beat domestic in it's home turf?

>> No.12310121

>>12310089
Why would you eat bread with pasta and pizza?

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>>12296143
I'm glad I farm most of my food and am not part of the fast food culture.

>> No.12310124

>>12310121
based
Shitalians btfo

>> No.12310125

>>12310123
also based

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>>12310123
faggot

>> No.12310144

>>12296143
I've lived near a Jolibee for 2.5 years, not tried it once.
Nothing about Fillipino fast food seems inciting.
Hong Kong btw

Given that the subway threads have subsided and this keeps getting spammed I assume bad sandwiches have been replaced with Flip shit.

>> No.12310158

>>12310144
Tienanmen Square Massacre
Falun Gong organ harvesting
Freedom
Democracy
Winnie the Pooh

>> No.12310160

>>12310158
You think that'll stop me? Every time you post this my power level increases.

>> No.12310163

>>12310160
Every time those keywords are downloaded to your computer, the Chinese government is one step closer to tracking your position despite your VPN and kidnap you across the border to be lawfully arrested without charge.

>> No.12310298

>>12310163
You underestimate my autism.

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>>12305716
Thanos cake

>> No.12310438

>>12310314
>Silk
overpriced garbage. Vitasoy is much better

>> No.12310440

>>12296414
Ditto

>> No.12310708

>>12305720
>just make us a province, like Fujian
>Filipino-Chinese businessmen
Makes sense, Fujian is basically the Israel of China.