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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSWsCQ5bGvo
What do you think went wrong /ck/?
>Trying to temper chocolate sous vide backfired
>Fat migration from the coconut filling
>Test Kitchen temperature was a crapshoot
>Something else

>> No.12302096

>>12302091
Fuck off.

>> No.12302102

>>12302096
Some of us actually like chocolate and making candy. I've tried tempering in the past and always fucked up.

>> No.12302106

Man fuck you and your spoilers

>> No.12302117

>>12302106
The video's length setting a new record at over 30 minutes should have tipped you off that things were going to go downhill in a hurry.

>> No.12302186
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>>12302117
BAs videos are way to long. It's the reason I hate watching them.
>>12302091
did she have that look of about to cry when she fucked it up

>> No.12302191

>>12302091
fat jewess begone

>> No.12302194

>all that whining at brad to do her job for her
p a t h e t i c
the "braaaaaaaad" was kinda cute though

>> No.12302197

>>12302186
what video and timestamp is this? I wanna witness it in motion

>> No.12302199

>>12302091
>she's not a real chef

>> No.12302232
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12302232

>>12302091
why am i always sick do i have aids

>> No.12302249

>>12302096
kys asap
>>12302186
more claire is better. i wish they were longer.

>> No.12302267

These threads don't get deleted, but Jackposting is a bannable offense lol makes sense

>> No.12302292

I want to fuck Molly

>> No.12302358

>>12302197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY-hOqcPGCY
8.37 her nuetella breaks and "it sucks"

>> No.12302474

you need to add something to the filling to prevent the striations, maybe

>> No.12302483

>>12302232
>I weigh 250 pounds why am I always sick?

>> No.12302497

YES YES YES BASED BASED BASED

>> No.12302540

>>12302474
How about taking a portion of the coconut flakes and dehydrating and grinding them into a a flour to attach to the fat molecules?

>> No.12302555

>>12302091
Mommy!

>> No.12302592

>>12302091
She sucks at opening coconuts holy shit youtube exists for a reason you dumb Jew

>> No.12302607

Remember when Brad absolutely hated having to do a sponsored video with that mustachioed weirdo from ChefSteps to let him shill their sous vide dildo?

facebook com/bonappetitmag/videos/making-sous-vide-risotto-with-chefsteps/10159025502015367/

It's funny how they completely turned on the product and was shitting on it for making users download a fucking app and go sign in with an account and shit to get it to even turn on in this video.

>> No.12302631

>>12302607
>facebook
get that kike shit out of here

>> No.12302674

>"""pastry chef"""
>can't even temper chocolate
>skill amounts to googling recipes and following the result
Is this the state of american "chefs"?

>> No.12302683

>>12302631
have sex
>>12302607
ChefSteps is hot garbage
WITH the exception of making pop rocks fruit

>> No.12302703

>>12302483
claire looks to be at a delightful weight, what are you on about

>> No.12302712

>>12302674
she's cute and has an ass that just won't quit so it's forgivable.

>> No.12303392

>>12302683
stop having sex

>> No.12303455

>>12302091
xd

>> No.12303733
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>>12302091

>> No.12303737

>>12302483
t.delusional

>> No.12304079
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12304079

Mmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.12304106
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12304106

>>12302483
>250 pounds of Claire

>> No.12304117

>>12302091
17:03 to 17:08

>> No.12304196

>>12303733
Traeger.... is that Molly ? I like her but she’s pretty boring tbqhqh. The other other jewish lady is more engaging imo

>> No.12304248

carla's hair a gross

>> No.12304262
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>>12304079
Really want to suffocate in her, lads.

>> No.12304319

>>12302267
this is your first warning
cool it jack!

>> No.12304425

>>12303733
>pure virgin
literally perfect

>> No.12304432

>>12303733
Doing this kind of shit only ensures that you'll get more Claire threads.

>> No.12304580

>>12302091
Ah yes

pastry """chef""" who can't even temper and needs to look up cooking definitions tries and fucks up to temper chocolate every episode episode

Fuck this dumb bitch.

>> No.12304607

Success has gone to Brad's head. He needs to be killed

>> No.12304671

>>12302091
looks like a fucking dish soap commercial.

>> No.12304676

>>12302483
she's like 60kgs shut the fuck up.

>> No.12304764

>>12304580
O B S E S S I O N

>> No.12305062

>>12302091
Did Brad say "I might have fucked you on this one"? Their flirtation is getting a little aggressive.

>> No.12305187

>>12302703
This, Claire is looking pretty good

>> No.12305197

>>12302091
I'm guessing that adding additional fat to the filling caused some of the streaking problems. The original is held together by corn syrup which doesn't cause that issue.
I thought they looked fine though. I'm not too picky about the appearance of the chocolate.

>> No.12305200

>>12302091
Wouldn’t fuck her with my mom’s dick.

>> No.12305205

>>12302091
>le I've never eaten [insert brand of junk food] in my life!
fuck this gay channel

>> No.12305298

>>12305205
I know what you’re getting at but it’s pretty conceivable to have never had an almond joy, I never have.

>> No.12305301
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12305301

>>12305205
>fuck this gay channel
How DARE you talk about 4channel that way

>> No.12305309

>>12305205
>>12305298
She actually says she had them as a child and it was one of her favorites.

>> No.12305429

>>12303733
This just makes me want claire all the more.

>> No.12305436
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12305436

>>12305429
She is cute. Though I hope she doesn't browse this board. It alarms me how many of her images from come from here, the /ck/ archive, and wiki feet.

>> No.12305438

>>12302091
>that thicc carla music at 18:55

i got a thing for older women so this just is right up my alley

>> No.12305528

>>12303733
Molly makes the easiest shit.
>cheesecake
>roast pork
>chicken pie with store bought chicken and pre-made dough
>mushroom pasta
>pudding in a glass

>> No.12305532
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12305532

>>12302091
i want claire to be my mommy bear.

>> No.12306429

How is she not able to tamper chocolate

>> No.12306444

>>12306429
she took dicks all day at harvard instead of learnding

>> No.12306503

>>12306444
But even now, after trying it a few times, how is this hard? After the first time I tried it and fucked it up a few times I can do it everytime now and I do it lkke twice a year.

>> No.12306539

>>12306429
she tampers with it all the time.