/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12292309
Activated charcoal anything.

>>12292309
they have their chef cook for them
that cheese is for when you want to act rich without being the part

lobster

Caviar. Truffles. Marbled meat.

>>12292309
The flesh of the children they kidnap

What the fuck is bougest?

I usually just eat McDonald's and hostess and soda, so anything beyond that's pretty fancy idk

>>12292498
bougie is short for "bourgeois"

>>12292309
No food is really bougie as long as the person buying and eating it actually likes it and finds it worthwhile. It becomes bougie when they use it to try and impress others.

>>12292876
>let's make up a word as slang for another made up word

>>12292876
It's not. You made that shit up like the cock sucking faggot you are.

>>12292309
Wine.

Herring roe still on the kelp.
Icelandic caviar.
Aged sour beer.

a combo meal at any fast food joint., non-diluted milk, also non-mechanically separated birds just to name a few

Pic related

>>12293551
looks like someone took out another mortgage on their house

>>12292498
It’s a slang word used by niggers because they can’t spell or pronounce ‘bourgeois’.

>>12293563
It's thotspeak, not niggers

>>12293532
Is the last panel supposed to be funny? I laughed like a retard at it

>>12293631
it's rather profound
i relate to the red lad quite a bit

Using consumption to define social class is itself bourgeois. Eat whatever you like.

>>12293656
Im going to eat your shekels you stupid kike

>>12293075
All words are made up you chuwero

>>12292309
Iberico ham, on the bone. It's like $1000 USD to import. Definitely one of the things I'd buy if I had more money. You could probably find a comparable aged domestic ham for a quarter of the price though.

Nuts

>>12292374
>Truffles.

This. Cavier and marbled meat taste good, at least. Truffles taste like shit.

>>12293673
You're not even a useful idiot
You're a useless idiot

>>12293075
all words are made up

Near my house there is a Joe Bastianich's restaurant, I think that is the most fancyest place in my area.

>>12292876
no it's not. bitch

>>12292312
I drink activated charcoal water exclusively and I can confirm it is not a meme.

When people put flowers in their food

>>12296650
Sounds pretty disgusting

>>12292309
I'd assume most rich people eat pretty varied and high quality food since they can afford it. Gold-plated shit or other gimmicks are for poseurs who desperately need to show everyone else that they have money

>>12295422
Do you feel activated?

>>12296650
>>12296663

Clearly you're not buying it because it's food, good, or edible

>>12293551
>THAT'LL BE 800 QUADRILLION DOLLARS PLUS TIP SIR HUAUAHAHAAAHAAAHRRHRHRAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12293200
>>12293075
You can't fake this much stupidity.

>>12297372
No, that's not how it works. My charcoal is now more activated.

>>12292348

i'm 32 and i've never knowingly eaten lobster.

i'm not even poor. i blame it on living in utah.

>>12297378
This.
The only reason this thing exists is for power moves at business lunches/dinners. (These are real strategies wealthy businessmen use during meetings):
>Order most expensive appetizer or two for yourself
>Order second-most-expensive appetizer for the table
>Order one of the most expensive meal items - Ah, here it is: pizza with caviar, aged wine, lobster, and gold leaf. I'll order two for the table.
>Order most expensive dessert for yourself.
>Finish nothing, get nothing boxed, take nothing to-go. Only eat a couple bites of each item; after all, the message you're sending is that you're soooo rich and powerful that you order all the most expensive meals just to taste them, the waste won't even bother you
>Offer your unfinished food to the rest of the businessmen as soon as you're done with it, almost like a dare. Picking up someone's scraps looks INCREDIBLY weak, and it'll weed out anyone foolish enough to take the bait
>Don't give anything to the beggar outside the doors. Instead, talk about how you started out homeless like him, how quickly you rose to power, and how quickly you continue to rise.
These are the autistic cutthroat psychos who run our industries. And women wonder why none of them are ladies.

>>12292348
>eating sea roaches
I bet you eat shrimp too

>>12298619
>I really hate to be the one to break it to you pal, but, heh, you know those delicious lobsters you been eating? Yeah, those ones. Mmm, good, huh? Yeah, I bet you like em. I bet you love to chew em up and eat em. Well, heh, I don't know if you're gonna like this news, but uh, you might not be pleased to know that those delicious shellfish you were eating... ARE ACTUALLY SEA-BUGS. That's right - that's right - you've been eating insects this whole time! Yeah. Face it, you're eating bug guts, genius. Wait wait wait, let me guess: You like shrimp too? Well guess what, buddy!? THOSE ARE BUGS TOO! What next, are ya gonna eat some cockroaches? Oh, how about a delicious scorpion? Way to go, sheeple. Just keep eating bugs like idiots. I bet you've never even had a rare steak...
I can't be the only one who's sick of this. No one is surprised, no one gives a fuck. They're all arthropods, we get it. If roaches were big enough to season and steam up a batch of thick, meaty roach legs that you can crack open with your hands, I would watch that roach grow from a maggot into a giant monstrosity in a clean-ish farm, kill and cook it myself, and still eagerly dig into a big bucket of steamed roach legs and a slice of roach steak, if it tasted anything close to what lobster, crab, and shrimp taste like. (though it may not because living in the ocean is what gives that delicious saltiness)