/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>unzips dick

>>12294261
doodoo brain

>improves you 'za by tenfold

>>12294278
You can fit your dick in an olive?

>>12294296

>>12294296
If you don’t enjoy olives on pizza it’s because you’ve already put your olives to use as onaholes.
We Chads are too well endowed to have sex with olives, we have to eat them.

>>12294261
They're fine, but green olives on a white pizza with red onions are fucking S tier.

>>12294261

>>12294261
I love olives and I love pizza, but I was never super crazy over olives on Pizza, for some reason. Same thing with Subway and olives on sandwiches, guess it's just food-dependent. Real talk, though. Dice up some black olives and mix it in with cream cheese and it's the fucking bomb, even more so if you slather that spread on some ham and roll 'em up. Super good.

Those are washers

>>12294261
>improves your salad

Bullshit. I thought Jalapeno and Pineapple was disgusting sounding too but it turned out delicious.

>>12294261
>being a child

>>12294649
pineapple bacon and jalapeno is the holy trinity of pizza toppings you absolute faggot

>>12294493
I keep trying to order olives on sandwiches because they’re one of the few veggies (fruits?) I enjoy and I always feel self conscious about ordering naked sandwiches, but it just isn’t working.

>>12294261
>ruins your everything

>>12294668
How the fuck am I a faggot. I thought it would be gross but it wasn't. Learn to read.

>>12294668
three pepper and pineapple is the pinnacle

>>12294503
Underrated

I wish the standard olive for za was a kalamata.

Am I a tastelet? I cant stand black olives. I really enjoy kalamata olives and to a lesser extent green olives. I love a dirty martini with three or four of them.

I do not see the appeal of these little fuckers, at all.

>>12294292
Heinz ketchup and bbw sauce is too acidic and overpowers everything else

>>12294859
>bbw sauce

>>12294292
>not just applying a brown sugar crust over the entire pizza

>one fucking olive and the entire shit is ruined
I can eat literally fucking anything but olives

>olives ruining pizza when these exist

>>12294261

based and redpilled

>>12294261
Nope.

>>12294944
Ugh. Why dont you just gargle worcestershire and vinegar you barbarian?

Shit taste. My goat pizza
>red onions
>grilled chicken
>black olives

*ruins your chinese food*

>>12294292
Why do Americans need to put a sugar syrup sauce on everything they eat?

>>12294985
I'm American and just realize that I've only ever had water chestnuts in Americanized Chinese food. I'm pretty sure they're just a holdover from tiki culture and have nothing to do with actual Chinese food.

>>12294988
Corn subsidies, nobody likes it

Olives are fucking vile, they taste like dirt that's been rubbed in a sweaty fat guy's ass crack for a week.

>>12294985
Fuck you, water chestnuts are delicious.

>>12295005
Agriculture subsidies make a lot of sense. Targeting corn doesn't make as much sense.

oi m8 wat u got against olives on pizzer hm?

*replaces all the real sushi on the menu*

>>12295268
I don't care what toppings you throw on. I've never seen a cast iron skillet pizza that didn't look burnt to high hell and just terrible.

>>12295281
My pizza isn't burnt to high hell

>>12294296
No, I can fit olives inside my dick

>>12294261
>saves your pizza

>>12296100
>forgets image

>>12295281
>I've never seen a cast iron skillet pizza that didn't look burnt to high hell
I've got you senpai.

>>12296106
Green olives, mushroom, blue cheese and salami/ham is the best pizza.

>>12295262
Sugar tariffs

>>12294292
Gross

>>12294261
Just take them off

The only thing that truly ruins pizza is banana peppers, the taste of that shit gets thoroughly baked into the cheese, taking them off doesn't do much

>>12294261
Those little watery canned black olives really are complete dog shit.

>>12294985
agreed 100%, water chestnuts are a vegetable abortion

>>12294982
>goat pizza
>chicken instead of goat
wew

>>12294988
>Why do Americans (insert literally anything)

I ordered pizzas with green olives, and they were great up until I moved and ordered them from a different Domino's. They tasted funny, so now I order them with black olives, which end up being the best part about the pie.

>>12296817
>pie
culinary challenged detected.

>>12296837
Real chefs (BonAppetit) call them pies

>that pleb that chooses black olive over caramelized onion to put on his pizza

>>12294261
based 12 year old

I disagree. I like olives.

>>12294261
fucking retard OP
olives are based
pepperoni ruins pizza

>>12294261

>best pizza:
>black olives, anchovies and mushrooms

>>12294261

>>12295321
Unbelievably based

>>12298071
based based poster

I like olives on pizza but only if used in moderation or sparingly. Too many can easily overpower the other toppings.

the only time i dont want to kill myself is when i am eating olives

>>12295278
i wouldn't mind the rolls but the avocado ruins it

>>12298531
>avocado ruins it
are you 5?

>>12294261
>pizza
>ruins your olives

Most pizzerias use shit-tier bulk black olives, probably canned or frozen garbage.

Now some expensive premium true kalamata olives, are fucking blissful to eat. Order your pizza without and toss them on there and give it a couple minutes in the oven to get the flavor going.

>>12294944
add a little pepperoni and jalapeno to that and we can be friends

>>12299708

>>12294261
No it's green bell peppers

>>12295287
ficking lemon bar

>>12299895
>bell pepper hate
bell peppers are great and go with almost anything, pizza included

>>12294985
Retard

>>12294261
>>12299733

>>12294859
>bbw sauce

>>12294261
They can be tolerable/good on pizza as long as they are in a very small quantity, places always go way to wild with the olives and the whole pizza just ends up tasting like one giant olive. Fucking gross. I don’t need eight olives in one bite you retards!!

Olives are the only topping I put on pizza when I order for myself.

>>12294944
>All that tomato
Prepare for soggy pizza

>>12294261
Use real olives instead of the shitty pre cut ones

>>12294261
>ruins the board with his shit taste

>>12294278
Undick zip

>>12294261
Ruins your pizza.

>>12295321

>>12294859
WRONG

>>12295262
Kill yourself, commie

>>12294261
Olives are fucking great. Those canned sad ones have literally no taste, that's your fault for using them or going to a place that uses them. Try Greek black ones

>>12294975
dont mind if i do heehee

>>12298611
Not that anon but avocado is without a joke the 'yummy healthy replacement!' parents feed their children before their able to make their own decisions.
Avocado is shit.

>>12299714

that looks good

>>12294261
not liking olives is a surefire indicator of a manchild. let me guess, live at home, no job, plays games all day.

>>12294261
My favorite pizza is olives, anchovies, garlic, chili, fresh tomato chunks. Basically pizza puttanesca.

>>12296839
Nobody but New York greasers calls them pies and you know it.

>>12294985
lol, whenever I go full retard on stir fry I end up getting these and semi-regretting it.

>>12294385
yes, green olives are underrated

>>12294888
Hey bro, you want your pizza to taste like just one thing

>>12299708
Fuck friends.

>>12301785
>Nobody but people in the top food city call it that

>>12298611
>>12301226
avocado tastes like soap

>>12294261
no
they are what takes the pizza from good to great
extra olives always

>>12301918
It's as though you're pretending to be a picky eater just to be contrarian but you know so little about what you're talking about you're somehow confusing avocado with cilantro.

>>12301811
is that shiitake? noice

>>12301954
Yeah I did use shitake on that one.