/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12292496
A pint of everclear

O'douls
Bush n/a

*cocks 12 gauge*

We don't take kindly to zoomers here. You have 5 seconds to leave.

>>12292496
Premium, says right on the bottle

>>12292496
Bacoo.

You look like a strong lad. I'd recommend one of these. Or the 1.75mL, in the plastic jug if you plan on drinking all day, plastic so as you don't break it.

Honestly you seem a bit naive though. In order to prevent a hangover, replenish those electrolytes, sugar, and hydration with lots of banana and and sprite as soon as you start feeling really drunk.

Sure, I just need to see some ID showing you are old enough to purchase alcohol.

is...is this a good idea?

When all the foster kids became superheroes I realized I was watching a shit children's movie.

What a waste of money.

>>12292871
You don't cock a 12 gauge, noguns, you rack it.

>>12293500
>it took you until the very end of a superhero movie to realize it was aimed towards a younger audience
You might be retarded.

>>12293514
Well I never liked capeshit but my friend made me watch it. There was a lingering feeling of vomit in my mouth throughout the movie, but that scene made me go mad.

>>12293531
I thought it was passable, but that might just be because I saw captain marvel beforehand which is putrid dogshit in comparison. Either way I think capeshit is a tired schtick at this point.

>>12293500
Guess I won't see it.
Shame, it seemed like the first actually FUN capeshit movie in the last decade.

>>12293552
My friend sold me on this movie by saying it was "a comedy movie FIRST, superhero movie SECOND" (I always told him I don't like capeshit movies).

In the end it was neither. The few action scenes (where is the action????) lacked the Marvel production value and thrill, and the comedy was cringe and try-hard.

Thanks friend, great movie!

>>12293548
>I think capeshit is a tired schtick at this point.
yeah I hope that latest Avengers movie is the peak of superhero movies. Only downhill from now

>>12293569
>Marvel production value and thrill
Confirmed for having shit taste. Now I have to re-evaluate seeing it, since you think LOUD BANG BOOM CRASH COMEDY NOTE BOOM BOOM CRASH BANG WOMEN ARE STRONG TOO DESPIET LITERALLY NOT BEING SUPERHEROES BANG BOOM ZOOM is high production and thrilling.

>>12292513
why stop at a pint? it'll take forever to give yourself stomach ulcers and cirrhosis that way.

anywho, it's pretty tasty when mixed into hunch punch or jungle juice. a concoction of mixed fruit, kool aid, fruit juice, and or other sweet beverages.

good times in high school and college

>>12293590
go ahead; waste your money. I was talking in relative terms by the way. I hate both Marvel and DC capeshit; Marvel is just way better when I am forced to watch capeshit.

All marvel movies I watch are like you describe ("LOUD BANG BOOM CRASH COMEDY NOTE BOOM BOOM CRASH BANG WOMEN ARE STRONG TOO DESPIET LITERALLY NOT BEING SUPERHEROES BANG BOOM ZOOM") and I don't disagree. Marvel movies are cookie-cutter formula movies with no substance.

But man was Shazam a pile of shit..

>>12292496
For me, I'd recommend Talisker 10

>>12293614
you know what
i'll believe you
that way I don't need to subject myself to 90 minutes of anything crapped out of hollywood lately

>>12293621
You're making the right choice. It might not be terrible like I described (I have a heavy bias against superhero movies) but I will bet my life that it's not worth the overpriced movie ticket price.

Watch Shamwow when it is on TV (or torrent it who cares)

For me, it's Skol vodka.

>>12293611
The only place I can find handles of everclear is the sketchy liquor store at the end of my block, the clerks of which don't speak english half of the time.

>>12293505
You can if it's a semiauto, you psued

>>12294061
You can cock pumps too

>>12294076
You can pump cocks too

>>12294096
you can suck cocks too (although I wouldn't because I am not gay)

>>12294061
If you were smart, you'd have said an Winchester Model 1897, or an exposed hammer single/double barrel, you noguns, instead of trying to say you cycle the bolt on a semi auto
You noguns faggot.

>>12293732
Skol is well known because it's widely available. In my experience, there are always cheaper brands, the availability of which depends on location. For instance, in my Midwest town, Caliber is the cheapest vodka at Walmart, but if I go further out to Binny's, I can get Crown Russe for even cheaper. Both of these are cheaper than Skol, and I would imagine other locations also have cheaper alternatives.

>>12292496
this+ some kool aid, senpai (grape recommended, but others are fine, too)