/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12276466
Don't do it! Don't fall for shitty /ck/ memes.

>>12276466
buy a gun
put it in your ass
pull the trigger

you fucking shill
you fucking ingrate
you piece of shit white male masquerading as a Filipino
you are scum
you are the lowest form of life on this planet, not even an actual shill but just a shitposter
you post garbage threads and run away youre a fucking cunt look at you, look at what you do to this board with your fast food BULLSHIT

>>12276466
The nearest Bee is 265 miles away. I was thinking of doing a road trip for my birthday in June. Is it worth that kind of drive?

>>12276482
Food and Cooking, Nigger.
At least the McChicken faggots fucked off for the most part.

>>12276502
YES DUDE

>>12276466
Remember to always do your Rubeesty

>>12276480
>shitty /ck/ memes.

>>12276507
>At least the McChicken faggots fucked off for the most part.

>>12276466
It's always a great time. Come in and try some of Pilipinas pride.

What will you have?

Go away

>>12276585
It's good to see bees and ants working together.

>>12276606
holy fuck this goes on forever

eventually I started expecting it to turn into one of those long-winded indonesian life insurance commercials and then it just turns into cuck shit

please tell me this is an official ad

>>12276910
>please tell me this is an official ad
this is an official ad.

>>12276620
jollibee is here to stay

>>12276550
>fried chicken and spaghetti

There is no reason that combo needs to be outside the Philippines. As an Island country, they are limited in what they can eat which is probably why french fries are not a thing here. We don't need that 3rd world peasant shit in the west.

>>12276466
I find the mango pie preddy good, you should try it

>>12276550
red pill me on palabok fiesta

>>12276466
I like the burger steaks but the chicken seems really bland

>>12278035
We're importing a lot of Filipinos, my state makes them special ed teachers because no one wants to deal with mutt retards. Also hella flips in nursing. Let them have their spaghetti and chicken, isn't hurting anyone and it's mostly kids eating it.

Something tells me that real Filipinos don't subsist on shitty fried chicken and bland spaghetti with unmelted sawdust cheese shreds.

>>12278551
canned sardines in tomato paste, rice and Vienna sausages if they're lucky

>>12278551
most powerful farts in the world, what is their secret?

>>12278551
Jollibee is for the rich flips

>>12276466
>shilling flip garbage
I’m sorry but your shitty chicken can’t compete with Australian beef.

>>12278634
I have a fiery angus after eating spicy food, real g's move in silence like lasagna

>>12276910
It is

>>12276550
C2 and peach mango pie please! Also wtf that's so expensive. 2pcs chicken here is only like $3.50 and peach mango pie is 60cents

>>12276507
For me it's the mcjollibee, the best fast food chicken. I even ask for extra Jollibee sauce and the staff calls me "hey it's two for chickenjoy"

>>12276482
Kek

>>12278634
I bet you love australian beef in your mouth faggot

>>12279722
yeah damn fufu niggers from Australia need to shut their goddamn cockholster

>>12276482
based angry retard

>>12279722
Imaginative.
>>12279732
That’s just plain mean.

>>12276480
based Laheyposter

>>12279627

>>12276550
BUCKET TREAT

>>12276606
AW MAN, THAT MADE ME SAD
Fucking bitch

>>12278628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

>>12279711
That's a lot of food. I mean, I could eat it in one sitting but it's still quite a bit of food.

>>12280087
Great food from the Philipines! One of our favorite recipes.

>>12280140
>you have a black? yes we need them to be scheduled tomorrow

>>12278046
Based

Press S

>>12276550
Wow, that looks so bad. I get it when other country's want some famous american KFC or burgers, cause yea, it's different, but that menu is sad as shit. White rice, ketchup looking watery spaghetti, just so not good.

>>12280175
Yeah imagine a black person working in fast food, right? Must be the SJWs. Blacks are just a liberal hollywood hoax!

>>12276550
What's so "Jolly" about it?

>>12276466
Pilipino fest food chain one of mai peborit places to it

>>12276466
Just try it. Why wouldn't you just try it to learn for yourself?

>>12276466
KFC is better

because spaghetti and fried chicken are so much better than pancit, adobo, dinuguan, lechon kawali, pinakbet, etc

>>12276550
For me? It's gotta be the spicy c1.

>>12280592
who hurt you?

>>12276502

The nearest ones to me are in Virginia Beach or New York City and I'm not driving to either one of those shit holes.

>>12280094

It's about $3, around 1/3 of their worker's daily wages. It's supposed to be a treat once in a while to splurge on.

>>12276550
>even the pictures on the menu look like shit
how is that possible?

>>12276482
Just let them be anon. Filipinos are looked down the most among the Asian countries lol. It's the equivalent of niggers being rowdy in public.

>>12276550
>sketti and mamma’s fried chicken

Fuck outta here

>>12277005
>this is an official ad.

so eats oppishal den? did you get ped for eat?

>>12280957
lmao

>>12278046

absolutely savage.

>>12283158
>asians being racist
>asians being really racist against mixed breeds
This is nothing new. Not only am I not surprised, I'd be severely disturbed if it didn't happen.

>>12278046
Based and red pilled.

>>12276550
I'll take the Palabok Fiesta, please. Can I have it with a crispy chicken?

>>12276466
This Jollinigs shilling is annoying.

>>12285087
>bitter McStoner on radar
If they made a board for heat lamp burgers, taco bell, and weed; I'm sure /v/'s traffic would slow down.

>>12284958
sure, brotha

based and BEEPILLED

Filipinos love Jollibee because it's a break from eating insect caca and smelling their own urine-soaked clothes.

>>12276606
Filipinas are disgusting. I'd love to wring their necks

>>12286909
Go home China, you are drunk.

>>12276466
As a white man sometimes I just go there and stand in the middle of the restaurant with my arms crossed. Filipinos are so hilariously small that it makes you feel like a GOD. The men barely even come up to my shoulders, they all smile nervously and maneuver around me. The women bite their lips and look away blushing when I meet their gaze. Disgusting women but women nonetheless.

I go to the washroom and I see only children's height urinals and I let out a bellowing laugh. I piss into the sink because I'm the only one in the restaurant tall enough to do it. The tiny half men will never make and issue of it because they know I could absolutely crush them.

The portions are small so they marvel at my ability to slam down two or three combos by myself.

Honestly it's such an ego boost I should go there more often.

>>12276550
literally looks like food from a low-quality buffet

For me it's the crispy bangus.

>>12287104
Based.

>>12276606
is this the first cucked fast foods commercial?
why am I not surprised it's Jollibee

>>12276550
>thirty (30) dollars for a fried chicken bucket and some shitty sides
What le fuck

Is Jollibee the Pepe, the main character of /ck/? Because I'm thinking he's based and ragupilled.

i hope china annexes the philipines so the tiananmen square pasta can rid us of their filth

>>12276606
>not posting part 2

>>12276466
Fuck off viral marketer. Non-polite sage.

>>12287104
YES LA

Aloha burger, fries, and a peach mango pie.

hell yeah.

>>12289014
flips love their unrequited love stories, lots of them on Netflix

mang inasal > jollibee

i hope them owning it doesn't fuck it up though.

>>12289913
unironically based

>>12289959
>i hope them owning it doesn't fuck it up though.
too late the chicken recipe changed from a subtle sour taste to sweet honey glaze a few years ago now.

>>12287104

>>12276466
Do they do the gay song and dance at the American ones too?

>>12276482
the autism is blinding

I wanna nail that bee to the fucking cross!

Im not a fan of sweet tasting spaghetti but the palabok fiesta noodles are nice

>>12279689
I feel sorry for any kid who gets a party at a fast food spaghetti "restaurant"

>>12287104
You should also whisper sweet nothings to one random chick inside jollibee

jabee

Jollibee will rule all.

>>12276606
How does this help them sell more food?

>>12295340
filipinos are fond of soap opera

>>12289014
I like the part where she pretends fries are fangs, the very same joke he imitates to try and impress his own crush.

>>12295298
Thanos doesn't do that to rule. He does it to impress Death, with whom he is in love. It doesn't work. It's a story about being the ultimate thirsty virgin, basically. I haven't seen the movies so I don't know whether they do this fact justice, but they should have.

>>12286909

>China
>Not self hating pinoy who only dates white girls no matter how crusty.

>>12286919
>China
>Not self hating pinoy who only dates white girls no matter how crusty.

>>12278035
Chicken parm is amazing though you god damn tastlet.

>>12295298
I just looked up how many there are in the US. 7, fucking seven. your not taking over a damn thing

>>12295611
But there's no spaghetti in that. It's schnitzel, tomato paste, and cheese.

>>12288169
They're just following the pricing scheme of other shitty chicken joints like KFC/Popeye's where you have to take out a mortgage to get anything nowadays.

Corned beef sliders are GOAT. Fuck everything else.

>>12295611
Chicken parm is not boned fried chicken breast or leg with spaghetti on it you dishonest flip fuck

>>12295613
And that number will only grow larger. It is inevitable.

>>12276466
Just find a filipino gf and go eat with her family. It is shit st jollibee

Why do zoomers feel the need to ask the internet even to try some cheap fast food? Just do it retard it's not hard or expensive, you don't need to do research about it holy fuck

>>12296186
>How dare someone asks about fastfood on /ck/?! The chutzpah! THE HORROR!

What does Jolibee taste like?

>>12296482
>>How dare someone asks about fastfood on /ck/?!

of course. not like they start a new thread on the same topic everyday or anything like that

>>12296186
Probably because they need to ask mommy and daddy to pay for it?
>>12298390
Like fast food?
>>12298743
You might find eGullet to be more... oops! The guy who ran the place died, I guess you're stuck here.

>>12276550
Holy shit that's expensive.

>>12298814
I just assumed it was in leafbucks or the dollarydoo, but I do not know if there are Jollibee locations there to substantiate my claim

>>12276606
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH WHY DIDNT HE GET TO MARRY HER AT THE END WTF

>>12276466
There's one 4 hours away from me, should I make the trek?

>>12299383
No lol I will rarely make the 20 minute drive, one of those "I'm already" here type deals.

>>12287104
>I go to the washroom and I see only children's height urinals and I let out a bellowing laugh. I piss into the sink because I'm the only one in the restaurant tall enough to do it.
dude holy fuck i cant breath

i've driven by the one in LA so many times
apparently they have to bring the bee inside the restaurant overnight bc people kept stealing or defacing it

didn't realize it was so rare, next time in town I will consider going, but probably won't.

>>12300129
Americans are fucking awful, I'm black kids stole all of the baskets from my local grocery store, literally every last one until they stopped replacing them. No more baskets. And I see 1-3 shopping carts in my apartment complex a day. Apparently they cost $2000 each. Some people just want to watch the world burn.

>>12299383
youll regret if you DONT do it

>>12279732
Why is there sphagetti ?

>>12296514
>Marxist Jollibee memes

Oy vey

>>12301368
Because its like 30 cents for a pound, dry. Once cooked thats like 3 pounds. For 30 cents.
Thats why dude. This destitute poor shithole needs ultracheap calorie packing so they don't die.
Very different than American fast food, which is trying to achieve the polar opposite.

>>12276550
why is the fact that they serve fucking spaghetti of all things so hilarious to me