/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12275263
Indians heh

>>12275263
Mac Donalds, Hardees, Burger King, Wendie's, Olive Garden, Cinn-a-bun, S'barros, Macaroni Grill

When celebrating payday or the latest massacre of Jews, Sikhs, or Muslims by a heavily armed MAGA, they may splurge on Outback or even Red Lobster

>>12275263
Do most Americans aspire to live on the west coast?

>>12275263

Lots of pork and corn.

>>12275328
Despite the term "Mid West" and its 13 miles of coastline on a fetid freshwater swamp, Indiana is not considered the West Coast.

But to answer your question in the proper sense, the answer is no. West Coast neglected their infrastructure for too long so only incorrigible cagers would want to live there by choice.

>>12275263
in indianapolis and the college towns they eat whatever was trendy on the coasts 3 years ago, everywhere else they eat microwave dinners and pork brain sandwiches

>>12275328
San Diego, LA and San Francisco are generally where most Americans would live if they could.

>>12275346
>parking lots and smog: the suburban agglomeration
Please.
SF is nice though.

>>12275263

>chili always has ground beef and macaroni
>chili served with a peanut butter sandwich on the side
>corn from the field your neighbor lets you pick from every other year
>mayo salads
>obsessed with tomato growing
>sugar cream pie insanely popular
>persimmon pie and rhubarb pie also at every family gathering
>peanut butter on hamburgers
>chicken and dumplings served over instant mashed potatoes
in particular, the chili+macaroni, the pb hamburgers, and the sugar cream pie were things that I didn't even realize weren't normal until I left for college and spoke with people from other places.

>>12275346
If I had enough dough to get a cozy cabin out in an east Texas pine forest with good internet I dont know if I'd set foot in a city ever again. Watching every spare patch of green get 'developed' drives me up the wall, man.

>>12275380
>Watching every spare patch of green get 'developed' drives me up the wall, man.
t. wannabe unabomber

You're not the youngest math professor of all time, and everyone didn't clap

>>12275369
Chilimac isn't really that weird (speaking as a Texan). Definitely a convenience dish though, not something you'd normally eat if you had time to cook properly unless you went and really doctored it up.

>>12275385
I just like trees and grass, dude. Watching the greenery get eaten up by McMansion Expansion #85 gets depressing after a while.

>>12275263
>New albany
They enjoy some Grilled clams no doubt.

>>12275326
Absolutely seething coastie tranny

>>12275328
Jesus Christ no

>>12275328
ZOZZLE! Good one anon, you got a laugh from me.

>>12275385
Retard. Kill yourself.

>>12275326
take the sikhs out of there and i have no problem with any of this

>>12275346
>willingly moving to california
i think your assessment of the desires of "most Americans" needs recalibrating

>>12275263
Same thing as everyone else in the US. Region hasn't mattered for food in a long time, grandpa.

>>12275326
Based!

>>12275263
maize

>>12275346
The only people who want to move to LA are people who've never been to California. But you're right about SF and San Diego; people get salty talking about these places because they know they'll never be able to live there.

>>12275752
>But you're right about SF and San Diego; people get salty talking about these places because they know they'll never be able to live there.

>>12275346
Dude I moved out of San Diego. It's nice but it's still California.

>>12275752
Sounds like a win to me. I’d rather not get AIDS just from walking outside.

>>12275326
You forgot the ultimate holiday venue: Hometown Buffet

>>12275263
currently at uni in this state. Never lived in the midwest but I was shocked at just how shitty the food situation was. It's an endless flat plane filled with chain restaurants and department stores. No wonder local is fat as hell.

>>12275326
kek

>>12275369
>peanut butter on burgers
Indiana should be nuked.

>>12275369
Persimmon pudding is mana

>>12275841
>not liking peanut butter on burgers
Bluepilled as fuck. Peanut butter, bacon, and good hamburger is the ultimate burger. No other toppings needed. It's legitimately great.

>>12275822
The Midwest in general is pretty dull, with a few exceptions like Chicago and Madison, WI. Heard Minneapolis isn't too bad but I haven't been there.

>>12275346
SD and LA are alright. SF? As pricey as NYC but with no perks of NYC. If I want a better weather I may as well go to SoCal or Honolulu than living in NorCal. The only good thing about NorCal is wine

>>12275263
Indiana huh? Really not that far from 'go.

>>12275328
East Coast Pacific Northwest Coast > Gulf Coast > West Coast

>>12275263
Fried pork tenderloin sandwiches.

>>12275326
sounds pretty based

>>12275263
As a Kentuckian I can only assume they eat shit and suck dicks after washing the shit down with piss

>>12275346
hahahahahaha no.

>>12275326
>Massacre by a heavily armed MAGA

Reminded me of a WAAAAGH! Pictured a bunch of fat midwestern orcs in coveralls and MAGA hats cutting down minorities.

>>12275328
Nah. California and Northeast are net losers in internal migration this decade. Oregon is the only one that has net gained, but it has a minuscule population compared to WA/CA. Arizona, Colorado, Idaho, Texas and Southeast (North Carolina to Florida) are the winners of the past decade. Blue States have priced themselves out for a while now, be it in form of high taxes or high property prices. .

>>12275369
>mayo salads
Ain't this Iowa/Minnesota thing?

>>12275341
pretty much this
t. lived in indiana my whole life

Any other Hoosiers want to get a drink together?

>>12275385
>*angry NPC noises*

>>12275369
>obsessed with tomato growing
Fucking this. My parents, grandparents and most of my neighbors growing up all grew tomatoes. Like shittons of fucking tomatoes every year. I didn't realize it was an Indiana thing.

>>12276786
Bloomington?

>>12275752
you can keep your india-tier literal shithole, I'll stay in my podunk woods in the midwest

>>12276814
No, Indy and sometimes Lafayette.

>>12275752
I have a cousin living with like 5 roomates in SF shoebox for like 1k. LA is smog city and instagram/hollywood bullshit. Only have been in San Diego for a little bit but it was almost little mexico. Nothing spectacular about it except maybe the gastropub on evety corner district.
Not everyone envies crowded cities.
And yeah, I could live there with my engineering degree. Choose not to.

>>12276786
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>>12275263
corn casserole

>>12277049
No, Carmel.

>>12275341
Are you retarded? Information travels instantly. If some meme food is hot in LA, it’s gonna be sold everywhere relevant the next week. Trendy food is fucking stupid. Don’t eat some meme bullshit because your friends told you it’s all the rage. I hate blind following brainlets.

>>12277165
Heh that's where I just moved from

>>12275328
fuck no, the only reason it seems that way is because coastal life has been wrongfully glorified in American pop culture.

>>12275263
As I understand it from tv, breakfast food, an obscene amount of candy, and incredibly massive hamburgers. They hate calzones to an unreasonable degree.

>>12275385
Living away from nature is objectively bad for your health and mental state.

>>12275346
Grew up my entire 18 year adolescence in San Francisco, just finished college in LA, and can't get out of here quickly enough. This place is the blueprint for the globalist "utopia", people here live and behave like ants

>>12275328
Flyovers are definitely jealous of them in terms of their cultural innovations which is why all cultural progress originates on the coasts and migrates to flyovers a few years later and they wholeheartedly adopt it. Flyovers are stagnant and dead, no innovation whatsoever. Without the transmission of cultural progress from the coasts, flyovers would continue to exist in a dark age.

Mainly national chains like most of middle America.

>>12275369

>chili served with a peanut butter sandwich on the side
Huh?

>corn from the field your neighbor lets you pick from every other year
Nope, most corn is field corn for feeding cows, not sweet corn

>mayo salads
Most Americans make macaroni and potato salad with mayo

>obsessed with tomato growing
Not really, but is this a bad thing anyway?

>sugar cream pie insanely popular
Not really

>persimmon pie and rhubarb pie also at every family gathering
Never had either, never saw any at any family gathering

>peanut butter on hamburgers
You're just lying at this point

>chicken and dumplings served over instant mashed potatoes
Never saw it

Sorry that you grew up in a trailer park, sweetie

>>12276786
Sure, but I live in New York now if you want to stop by

>>12275263
Golden Corral buffet attended to by very rude staff.
https://youtu.be/nydboDDmeu8

>>12278049
Peanut butter on burger is a specialty of triple xXx by Purdue University

>>12278054
I'm in New York right now desu

>>12276814
IU Senior here,.....wanna hang?

>>12275369
>persimmon pie
Lol, wat? 98% of Ohioans have no idea what a persimmon even is.

Indiana has tons of farm families so there's always access to great meat and produce for fair prices. Make the right friends and they get even better. If you find a restaurant supplied by a local butchery then you're likely in for a treat. Olive Garden and places like Chili's are still running strong. Late night food isn't a big thing outside of college towns and even then it's typically limited to pizza and the more rare late night fast food. Poke has been trending in Indy for a while now with some places opening about it. I don't think it'll last for long. People also love Puppy Chow (I think it's called Monkey food in some areas too) which is basically chex cereal, peanut butter, and powdered sugar. Fried pork tenderloin is allegedly a signature state food but I rarely see people order it. Home cooks in general are pretty bad. Go to any grocery store and you'll see parents loading up on soda and frozen/boxed meals. Despite that the population of bigger cities is large enough to be home to some great cooks with a variety of restaurants. Except for pasta. I haven't a decent Italian place as much as I've looked.

If you're stopping by Indianapolis for a meal try The Eagle for fried chicken, Kuma's Corner for burgers (or any burger joint there are a lot of great ones), Chatham Tap for wings, or Siam Square for Thai. Sub zero ice cream is a meme. Grab Subito for a weekday soup+sandwich lunch if you ever get the chance as it's the best lunch spot in the state. Even further probably

source: Indiana native, moved to Indy two years ago

>>12278860
Opinion on milktooth and Bluebeard?

>>12275263
McDonalds and other assorted fast food
Wiener schnitzel sandwich (Pork tenderloin sandwich)
Generic American diner food

That's about it, but Mexican food trucks are very slowly starting to gain a foothold.
t. I live in this shithole

>>12278860
>Fried pork tenderloin is allegedly a signature state food but I rarely see people order it.

That's because you live in the city. I live in Southern Indiana and those diner joints are everywhere.

>>12275328
A lot of people from Indiana aspire to move to Florida because it's warm I guess.

>>12275328

Califag here, get me the hell out of this state.

>Everything is 2 hours from everything else, no public transit because earthquakes
>3 hour commute every day
>Air quality equivalent to smoking
>Way too many people, lines for everything, cutthroat competition for crumbs of bread
>7 dollars for a coffee, 4 for a gallon of gas
>Everyone hates everyone, turns out blacks and mexicans and chinese and the occasional white all in one place results in that, tribalism everwhere
>Whites constantly derided as "oppressors" despite making up 20% of millenials/gen Z in this state
>Ugly ass Soviet-tier suburbs all the way to the smogged horizon
>Neoliberal commie law declares all men rapists
>No traditions or culture whatsoever, grow up morally bankrupt
>People reference "amazing nature" like Yosemite and Joshua Tree but these places are treated as heavily segregated carnival freakshows instead of the norm (see a month ago when over 100k people flocked to Lake Elsinore just to see some fucking flowers for once)
>All food has to be imported, laced with murderous preservatives
>Fluoridated water, take your drugs
>Property is $10k/sq inch, out of the question unless you're a Silicon Valley/hollywood billionaire

If you're near Indy, O'Reilly's pubs are great. They don't have their fish stew at this time, which was their best dish last year. Black Swan will have their blueberry beer ready in a month or two.

The sushi and Mexican places are pretty standard for the midwest. Decent, but not as good as the coasts or Texas. Go to Pizza King once for the trains. Indy has enough variety if you don't mind paying higher for more international faire, or carrying a gun in the ethnic places that serve the better food.

Outside of Indy, Bloomington and the Lafayette/ Valpo area are your best places to eat. Better Asian food in Bloomington, and more traditional American in Valpo.

>>12278874

Not that anon but I've lived 20 minutes east of Indy my entire life. Most of the great food can be found downtown or around the near north side. Virginia Ave in particular is pretty much a giant stretch of the best restaurants and bars in town.

Milktooth is worth the James Beard award it won and the owner's new restaurant Beholder is almost just as good, but if you want to try and catch a table on the weekend then good fucking luck. They break fire code all the time just with people waiting. There's a place called Love Handle on Massachusetts Ave with fantastic breakfast but its significantly less trafficked.

Like a lot of the upscale restaurants in Indy, Bluebeard does modern farmhouse cuisine, but they probably do it best now that Cerulean closed up shop. Tinker Street and Black Market both do the same kind of thing.

Rook is great for Asian food. Tlaolli, La Parada and Livery are all solid for Mexican. And enough of old Indianapolis remains that there's still a good handful of dive bars to collapse at.

>>12279093
I've never been to tinker street or black market. To be honest, rook doesn't do a lot for me? I haven't been to the rathskeller in a while and was thinking of going by, but I remember the portions were always really big.

You ever been to Heidelberg Haus on Pendleton? The waitresses their are friendly, but service is usually pretty slow.

>>12275263
Architecture

>>12279337
>cafe heidelberg

shut the fuck up don't tell people about my german pastry heaven. Also if you go a bit further down pendleton, Caplingers Fresh Catch actually has a good lobster roll and clam chowder

>>12277633
t. cage dweller who spends 12 hours a day glued to a glowing screen

but hey, when you're caging down the interstate there's trees and stuff, so that's NATURE! yeah!

Pic related is the only correct answer.

>>12276786
>>12276814
>>12276905
>>12277049
>>12277165
>>12278860
>>12279093
I N D Y
>tfw living on the south side between BG and Greenwood
>the neighborhoods that used to be pure and white and nice just two years ago are now nigger trash
>10,000 men wearing turbans at every public location
Why won't downtown just stay downtown and 38th skreet stay at 38th skreet? Why does it leak?

>>12280399
Caplingers surprised me with its food. Just dont go during lent. Haven't been to the German place but I've always considered it. Shit part of town though.

>>12280668
I've been working on the construction project on the other side of the railroad tracks directly north of Heidelberg. Stop in for either lunch or breakfast pretty much every single day.

I’ve lived here all my life and we eat a shit ton of corn.

>>12276461
It's pretty much an entire midwest thing.

>>12280414
Buddy I don't even like going south of castleton. And that's pushing it.

>>12280668
I haven't been to caplingers since they moved out of Broccoli Bill's. Their basic bitch fish sandwich is the best fish I've had in Indiana tho.

Would anyone like to meet up for drinks in Broad ripple, downtown, or fountain square this Friday?

>>12277902
Why don't they have internet?

>>12280704
They have another location in whitestown if that helps.

>>12280683
Pretty much everyone I work with are poor degenerates even though we make decent wages. They mostly waste money on drugs and stupid shit. Getting anyone to eat anywhere without a dollar menu is a task.

>>12275328
fuck no

>>12275346
God, no. Give me country life any day.
>>12277902
Is this the "cultural innovation" you speak of?

>>12277902
How do you even come up with this shit. Everyone has the internet and social media. Everyone knows what happens instantly everywhere. Culture is immediate change now. The Midwest isn’t just the Pony Express and horse pulled buggies. Even the Amish drive cars and check emails now.

>>12278137
Wow that one restaurant surely speaks for the entire state. Good point anon.

>>12278874
>>12279093
I’ve been sleeping on Milktooth and Bluebeard for the longest time. I’ve heard horror stories about waiting in line for Milktooth and Bluebeard is a bit pricier so I’ve been waiting for the right day. I’ve heard great things from both though.
St Elmo’s is another one I’ve missed but I’m told it’s kind of a meme too. I’ve had the cocktail sauce at Harry and Izzys though and that was fun in a weird, painful way.
Livery is legit and I’ve heard good things about Black Market too. Rook’s on my list since there seems to be a very weak oriental food scene

Fort Wayne on the other hand had a weird influx of East Asian food years ago that’s persisted today. Also weirdly high Burmese population

>>12281505
St Elmo's is decent. It's not completely a la carte so it's a bit cheaper than other decent steakhouses. You get your main, a salad, and choice between lentil soup or a glass of tomato juice for some fucking reason. Last time I just upgraded to the lobster bisque. The experience is ruined a little by immediately encountering homeless people sitting on the curb outside when you leave. The shrimp is good but after a few the novelty wears off.

>>12275346
San Fran would be nice if the cost of living wasn't so goddamn fucking high.

Cali in general is a nice to place to visit, but not live.

>>12281722
The bay area in general is kind of like NYC in that it's great to visit but the cost of living is just absurd.

>>12281505
>Livery is legit
As opposed to illegitimate?

>>12281728
Which sucks ass since the bay area has some nice weather and beautiful nature scenery but the Silicon Valley eggheads are buying up all the land.

>>12275328
Many of us do, but can't afford it.

>>12275346
I don’t know about LA as I’ve never been but san Diego is probably the nicest city in the USA. Shame the Padre’s suck so bad.

Pounch Burger, start drooling fatties

>>12275326
I didn't think Sbarro even existed anymore.

a friend of mine lives in bloomington and ive heard lots of stories about the rampant gang violence all over the state, even in suburbs

>>12281782
San Diego has the potential to be a pretty nice city if they would just do the following:

1. Move the stupid airport out about 200 miles and build HSR from the new airport to downtown. Combine it with the NAS so muh national security isn't impacted. Redevelop the airport and NAS and turn them into something actually useful like mid to high rise mixed use development

2. Build out the trolley system about 3-4x the mileage that they have now and close the loop. Extend a line all the way to the San Ysidro crossing. Build a crossing to Point Loma from what is now the incredibly wasteful aviation handout (which would become high density mixed-use commercial/residential/retail)

3. Revise the "one parking space per unit" to "no parking spaces allowed" in what is currently the CBD and replace all streetside parking with PBLs

4. Raze the multi-lane freeways that gash up the city and build urban greenways for bicycles with commuter rail links underneath connecting San Diego to nearby urban areas

5. Get rid of the stupid golf course on coronado and turn it into a public green space

6. Raze Brown Field and turn it into a special economic zone with Mexican labor and American management (Mexicans would be eligible to replace American management if Americans are too lazy which they often are). Repurpose the existing fencing to maintain border controls for the US mainland while permitting free passage between the Brown Field Special Economic Zone and the Mexican mainland. Mexican workers would be eligible for US residency within 4 years of full time employment, this would also extend to their immediate family.

7. Ban white people. Just kidding. Or am I?

>>12281900
They need to sort out the homeless problem as well. Personally I think Santa Fe is the nicest city in the US.

>>12281864
>ive heard lots of stories about the rampant gang violence all over the state, even in suburbs

lolwut? This state is boring as shit. That would actually liven things up a bit if it was true.

>>12281864
What?
The only two even remotely dangerous parts of Indiana are Gary and the east side of Indianapolis.

Better watch out for the Kokomo Cornshuckers, the most dangerous gang this side of Evansville.

>>12281953
Flyovers think that some kids wearing red t-shirts hanging out in front of Jamba Juice are "the bloods" getting ready to have a gun fight with "the crips"

>>12281963
nah it was more like witnessing shootouts between blacks and mexicans multiple times

>>12281976
>shootouts
Translation: I went to the check cashing place and a mexican was arguing with a black over who was in line first. OMG I ALMOST DIED, right?

>>12275318
heh

I grew up in South Bend and have since lived in Chicago for the past ten years. South Bend is essentially just an exurb of Chicago, so I never really considered it a part of Indiana. Growing up we never went south of South Bend into the state proper. Go like 30 miles south and the accent in the rest of the state is completely different than what we speak I’m the north. That’s where you get corn country and pork tenderloin sandwiches.

Indianapolis is like the most unremarkable mid-sized city in the whole country, it’s just.,. meh... absolutely nothing to write home about. I’m sure there’s a tiny handful of decent places to eat, but certainly nothing to brag about.

Up north in South Bend, it’s very Catholic, unlike the rest of the state, so we have a lot of Italian restaurants — a lot of buffet food, potlucks, catering, family food is polish, so crap like buttered noodles, over cooked green beans boiled, etc. The Italian food is hit or miss, very “Italian American” in style.

We recently just actually started gettting someone decent restaurants in South Bend due to all the recent investments, economic growth, and influence of Notre Dame. Indiana in general lags behind all other major foodie areas. The closest we have is Chicago, which rivals the coastal cities, but doesn’t have much impact in places like Indianapolis.

South Bend also happens to be near SWMI wine country and the fruit belt, which offers up nice produce in the summer and brings a lot of tourists from Chicago.

In general, food in Indiana is pretty shitty. Yeah we eat a lot of corn, but like someone else said most of what you see on the roads is seed corn for animals.

The state has tons of factory animal farms for pork and chicken. Not much of a small-scale, organic, artisanal farming scene whatsoever, it’s very limited.

Like I said grew up in South Bend right by the the Michigan border.

>>12282107
The last thing I’ll mention, and one of the roost redeeming features of living in Northern Indiana, which bleeds into SWMI, is the abundance of roadside stands where you just put your money in a lockbox and take what you paid for.

It’s always seasonal produce taken from someone’s personal garden. Offerings include: tomatoes, asparagus, rhubarb, persimmons, zucchini, cucumber, carrots, dill, apples, berries, squash, and I’m sure a bunch others I can’t think of now.

Right now is prime model season, you can find those on the roadside, but you better believe someone is carefully controlling them since they go for like $20 for a little paper bag full.

>>12275263
Hot dogs

>>12282015
You right, only spics and niggers should each other on the west coast. Isn’t LA AMAZING? We even have gang fights and domestic terrorism and bedbugs! BET YOURE JEALOUS, HUH.

>>12282284
LA should be glassed, but that doesn't mean Indiana shouldn't be

fort wayner here, we’ve got your regular chain shit designated to one or two roads of the city. fw is pretty much one huge suburban sprawl outside the south side. lots of great tacquerias have been popping up everywhere and we’ve got great asian too. the town is very segregated by race and trends. downtown has a lot of quality food. but there are shit restaurants at pretty much every corner being supported by the overwhelming population of fat white boomers. little to no late-night food for some reason. the market is there but business here is cautious

chilis

>>12282404
don’t forget applebee’s, ruby tuesday, cheddars, BJ’s, logans, smoky bones, and buffalo wild wings

best buffet

>>12282420
you know there are local places in the midwest, even in mid-sized cities

>>12282404
That's great to know, Mike. Real innaresting.

>>12282553
no shit retard

>>12275346
next level

Billy Gaybert loved Chili's

>>12282553
yeah, but that's not funny.
/ck/ is a comedian board full of funny ass broke people.

>>12276354
hell yeah dude. edwards.

>>12275263
Curry, damn aloo, masala chicken, nan bread, tanduri chicken, chai tea
I love their food. I'd love to visit but I'm a neet and live with my parents. I wish I had enough money

>>12282734
ah you must be that one patron that keeps the Indian places open around here

>>12275369
I've never seen anyone put peanut butter on a hamburger here wtf

>>12277994
Fuuuuck I know this area so well.
t. Greenwood since birth

>>12282734
>animeposter
>low iq
Sure as death and taxes

>>12282734
Based brainletposter

>>12282473
My nigga. 96th street right?

>>12280762
What's your idea of a good place for drinks?
Your answer completely dictates whether you'll get any takers because this city has a ton of really shitty bars.

>>12275328
Absolutely not.

>>12275369
>corn from the field your neighbor lets you pick from every other year
only coasters would think people go out and eat dent corn

>>12276354
the only right answer

>>12276426
but only after watching the Kentuckian finish fucking his sister.

>>12283261
Any time I go to Indy I like to drink at the sinking ship.

>>12282473
>The Journey
nigger detected, stay the fuck out of Fishers and go back to Castleton with the rest of your kind

>>12275346
makes sense because most americans are retarded

>>12283261
Broadripple's got Hopcat. I don't venture down around the circle that much but I always hear about Kuma's. Otherwise, Bluebeard? I'm always open to suggestions.

>>12283798
Hopcat is alright but their staff is the big gay. I actually work in Brip so I'm always around there and not a single bartendie in Hopcat can count a speed pour or do anything other than draught beers. If I just want drinks in Brip I'll hit Broad Ripple Tavern or OneUp (although their staff is also the big gay).
I've never gone to Kuma's as a bar, only for their burgers. I never go downtown for anything anyway as the roads are ass and everything is staffed by nogs.
For me it's Tapper's in Fountain Square.

>>12275263
We have the original texas roadhouse, so there's that.
>>12275329
That's exactly what I made for dinner

>>12283963
BASED Tappersposter.

>>12283963
>>12284082
You guys want to meet at Tappers on Friday? I'll probably be at the Medieval Madness and Mars Attacks tables at 8 pm.

>>12284113
>agree to meet up
>show up to Tapper's
>no one approaches the Medieval Madness or Mars Attacks tables for fear of being seen without knowing who else is in the room
>get drunk alone like everyone else in Tapper's after 11 and go home
>stop posting on /ck/ forever

>>12284140
Don't worry, I hog the Medieval Madness table every Friday whether you guys will be there or not.

Just, uh, jump up and down and say some gay shit so I recognize you.

>>12284146
If I go there I will say the gayest shit possible.

>>12284176
Sweet.

>>12275263
This thread warms the cockles of my heart.
I eat a lot of produce during the summer, and a lot of shit like beans and chickpeas when I cant eat stuff I'm growing.

>Tipton area

I live in a food desert. All I have access to are McD's, Hardees, Burger King, Taco Bell...and Jim Dandy.
There are food trucks that come to Lapel, if you guys havent been to Pax Verum its surprisingly cool. I think their beer is good and its not overpriced for craft stuff.
Otherwise I eat porkchops or fish fry at the local Elks + open mic night every other Friday.

>>12284488
that sounds really sad. I really hate all those small towns.

>>12283041
aye
>>12283683
journey is mostly white though. never seen a nigger in fishers either

>>12276786
Evansville.

>>12283683
Seeing posts like this just makes me want to move to white areas.

>>12284786
Bs. The journey is where nogs go to feel fancy. Its little more than a Chinese buffet anyway.

>>12278964
but at least the weather is nice haha

>>12275346
NY here, most old people want Florida. Young want the city or Europe

>>12284972
Evansville here too. Northside Highland area.

>>12275346
Quality bait, friendo

>>12275857
I thought that people put mayo and pb on their burgers out there. Never heard of bacon and pb but it sounds good.

>>12276354
I've heard of these, they sound pretty based

>>12278964

based and commieforniapilled

>>12275328
Most want to move to places like Oregon, California, Washingto, and Alaska. I for one would like to move to Alaska.

>>12277295
Dude people out there still wear puka shell necklaces. You think the average person in Shelbyville has already been through last years the avacado-on-everything craze?

>>12275318
turkey heh

>>12275369
>no
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
>nope
>nope
>FUCK NOPE
>yes
Pretty close but as a fellow lifelong resident ive never seen a few of these

>>122866 God damn I hate shelbyville.

>>12286856
Lol why? Thats where half of my family lives but I dont talk to then and Ive only been there once years ago. Whats the reputation? I remember it being a really small town where people were surprisingly rude.

Also, what got deleted?

>>12286963
I fucked up the you. Shelbyville is nothing but meth, heroin, and rednecks. I actually live there but I talk to nobody. I work in Indianapolis so it's convenient.

>>12275326
WAHHH

>>12287291
Huh. My aunt lives there and works in Indianapolis. Are you my aunt?

>>12287649
Is your aunt 6' 2" 240 with a beard and penis? If so I might be.

>>12287703
I wish she was ;^)

>>12275326
Based

>>12287832
We could do some incest trap porn where the aunt ends up having a cock she rams in you. Nothing gay though

>>12275328
I would sooner be shot.

>>12289229
just go to the movies or a hang around a school then