/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12280876
Sit the fuck down loser

>>12280876
Turkish Delight, huh?

Never had it. Is it any good?

>>12280884
Yes it's very nice maybe the best sweet/candy

>>12280882
cringe

Lokum means toilet in my native language. That should tell you everything you need to know about it.

>>12280876
that's not the dark chocolate/ white coconut ferrero rocher

>>12280907
and Turkish Delight in my country means when you whip out your uncircumcised cock and jizz on someone's pubes. Oh want me to watch my mouth? How? Take my fucken eyeballs out and turn em around?

>>12280908
>Ferrero rocher
>not overrated and overpriced

>>12280923
that's why I specified the two rarer variants that are both cheaper and higher quality

>>12280904
Yikes
You need to go back to
>>/reddit/

>>12280928
starburst sucks, faggot. get over it.
>r-r-r-reddit!
reddit,my ass.

>>12280928
I use multiple websites. 4channel and reddit are only two of them. I don't have a single place to "go back" to.

>>12280876
>see the narnia movie when I was young
>turkish delight looks fucking amazing
>finally get my hands on it and it's mediocre
Why does food in media always seem so much more appealing than the actual thing?

>>12280962
this, TD is bland af

>>12280938
>>12280937
>>12280928
It's ironic that after spending years on this site I only started going to reddit after some asshat mod started stalking me and banning me for literally nothing after a wave of new mod hiring a few years ago.

For all the bitching about "reddit censorship" I've found I can basically get away with murder on reddit, the worst that can happen is getting downvoted into oblivion other than in the most obscure weird niche subs dedicated to psychiatric issues that I want nothing to do with and even then it's a single sub ban that doesn't affect any other parts of the website.

On the other hand here on the "freeze peach" site the mod wakes up in the wrong mood and you're banned for a month from the entire site because you joined the wrong "team" in one of several dozen shitposting threads that are up at all times because the rules are basically just a pretext for mods to push their personal agendas.

>>12280962
>>12280983
t. americans with fucked tastebuds

Swedish Fish or Sour Jelly Belly's for fruity. Reeses Sticks or Crunch Bar for chocolate.

>>12280986
youre right mods suck but you can always just stay on reddit and help everyone out

>>12281006
Nah I'm good, if I'm really in the mood for extreme shitposting I can just reset my IP. My ISP was acquired by a large national ISP in 2017 so it's impossible to distinguish my shitposts from anyone else's at this point, the bullshit "ban evasion" bans I used to get even when I wasn't evading a ban are a thing of the past. Since I'm not leaving, may I recommend you try out Reddit? Highly underrated website btw.

>>12280986
People there also don't seem to be obsessed with being contrarian, emotionless, and pithy as much as here. Both sites have some stupid ass posts but at least there 75% of the posts aren't some form of ad hominem based argument, which I just did so I'm gonna close my web browser now

>>12281016
>at least there 75% of the posts aren't some form of ad hominem based argument,
You've never actually been to reddit, have you

>>12280986
There's like a one month period every year when new jannies are assholes. Then they get bored of their new power and stop bothering. On Reddit every user is a jannie. Being downvoted en masse is effectively the same as having a post removed.

>>12280876
Where’s the peanut m&ms and sour patch kids? Is it hiding behind the vegan meat cubes?

>>12281034
>Being downvoted en masse is effectively the same as having a post removed.
t. thin-skinned hypersensitive loser who thinks internet points are real

Also, a post cannot be downvoted unless someone can see it. If 1000 people downvoted you, that's 1000 people confirming they read and reacted to your post

>>12280919
What?

>>12281048
It doesn't take many downvotes to have a post scrubbed from sight. You're competing with upvotes, remember.

>>12280937
AWW IS SOME RED DIT FAGGOT FUCKING MAD THAT HE CANT NAME A BETTER CANDY THAN STARBURST LMFAO KILL YOURSELF FUCKING LOSER

>>12281074
Your opinions are not as worthwhile as you think they are. If they were they'd be in one of two places: (1) top of the thread sort by "best", or (2) top of the thread sort by "controversial"

Since you appear incapable of achieving either, we can assume your opinions are merely too dumb to either acquire upvotes or sow divisions

There's even a subculture of downvote farmers; given that you're even too incompetent to acquire mass downvotes beyond the basic threshold of 5 or 10 or whatever the default is these days, you should just give up and stay on /b/ where all posts are equal just like how all people are equal and no opinion is any better or worse than any other opinion, you milquetoast bugman

>>12281022
I think you just go to shit/meme subs then

>>12281078
You seem upset bitch

>>12281088
How do you quantify a better or worse opinion outside of subjectivity and relativity? One man's trash, you know...

>>12281093
You mean subs?
>>12281105
Gee I dunno, maybe we can come up with some kind of system of voting. "Up votes" and "down votes" or something like that? Imagine that.

I didn't think this thread looked good but now im laffing so hard i feel a lung has bust. Thanx guys

Thinking the messageboard you post on has some rivalry with another messageboard is the stupidest shit i have ever heard in my life

>>12281116
That's entirely based on subjectivity and relative opinions of the voters. You said sarcastically that all opinions are equal, the upvote/dwnvote system is flawed because the ones on the top in the default layout will accumulate more votes than ones on the bottom, it;s like a snowball. Just kind of disengenouous to say those opinions are "better" in some way, they are just easier to see and click on, and mob mentality makes you think it's cool to vote on something that has tons of votes already. I'll vote on a top comment if I agree, but I try to make sure I'm not getting swindled first.

>>12281139
It's classic "shitty irrelevant thing tries to stay relevant by comparing itself to something relevant".

Chicago vs. New York is another great example of this.

>>12281139
>>12281139
this, these kind of dudes don't go outside and don't look at people in the eyes

>>12281142
Equality of opportunity != equality of outcome

You're not entitled to other people's approval

>>12280876
did arabs and meds perfect the art of dessert? halva, baklava, turkish delight, turron and all that shit is literally GOAT

>>12281148
when i look people in the eyes they tell everybody i'm creepy so why would i do that?

>>12281150
No, I'm not. But I'm entitled to see what other people want to say. I come here to see other posts, not to have my own posts approved.

>>12281101
LMFAO
WHY ARE YOU SO SERIOUS

>>12281167
>doesn't know how to click "expand comment tree"
Take your mac to the genius bar grandpa, they can help you with that

>>12281158
They liked their coffee very strong and acidic, so their desserts are very sweet in order to compensate. And since they were an obligatory pass for traders they had a great deal of ingridients, but thankfully arabs do not overuse them and have/had a sense of style

>>12281175
nigga im not lmao unironically have a kickass day

>>12281592
Bitch is a misogynistic word and so one of the strongest slurs available in modern times, You should never use it unless you are being very serious.

>>12280986
I'm bitching about censorship because I was a frequent visitor of r/fatpeoplehate for years before it was banned. The admins originally preached about how reddit supports free speech and then they do this shit since the advertisers don't like it. Now the same thing happens to r/watchpeopledie, which had the most wholesome gore community I've seen yet.

>>12280986
Haha. Use your dynamic phoneposting IP for 4chan from now on. It used to be fun to read the reason for being banned, but that was long ago. You only want to be not banned anymore.

>>12280986
this but unironically

>>12280995
I had to reply just so you could know, in all my years alive this is by far the absolute worst most plebian preference in candy I have ever bared witness to

>>12281040
those are vegan?

>>12281714
>bared witness

>>12280986
so go the fuck back there you newfag sack of shit

>>12280876
thinning out one of these bad boys between 2 biscuits like in pic related is fucking heaven

>>12283199
fuck!!

>>12280876
These are really addicting, the soft chewyness and that light dusting coating your mouth slightly.

>>12280876
I would not betray my family and God for that shit.

>>12280876
You are wrong.
This has been posted on 4chan, so it must be true.

>>12280876
Sweet flavorless sugar jelly. Congrats. You’re as much of a tastelet as anyone who eats mochi.

>>12280876
Best sweet candy is fruit mic drop

>>12280919
based schizo poster

>>12280937
>starburst sucks
Wrong. As far as I remember Starburst beans were really good and I wish I could buy them somewhere.

>>12280986
What an equitable and r*ddit evaluation of your situation. Go fuck yourself, supreme gentleman. I hope the mods keep hunting you down because you don’t fucking belong here

>>12285382
Jannie are you ok?

>>12280876
Guess again.

>>12285394
>Necco wafers

Yeah, nothing like the sugary sweet taste of literal chalk.

>>12280876
this, its very TASTY

>>12280876
bulgarian here, since it's so common I can objectively tell you it's nothing special, the novelty of it for a non-eastern european is what made OP post this

>reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit
>janny janny janny janny janny janny janny janny janny janny janny janny janny janny janny janny janny janny janny janny
truly the epitome of 4chan's food discussion

>>12280876
Yeah I just fucking love rosewater flavoured sugar that has the texture of a soft plastic. Protip its spelled worst not best.

>>12280884
Same

Remember reading that it's flavored with rosewater so it sounds pretty interesting.

Well I have violet mints so there might be a pattern

>>12280986
>rules are basically just a pretext for mods to push their personal agendas.
Yeah so exactly like reddit then.
>the worst that can happen is getting downvoted into oblivion
Yeah so the worst thing possible for a message board.

PS you forgot about shadow bans. Reddit is all the garbage of 4 chan made worse by normies and karma / up vote down vote.

>>12281088
>Your opinions are not as worthwhile as you think they are. If they were they'd be in one of two places: (1) top of the thread sort by "best", or (2) top of the thread sort by "controversial"
HAHAHAHAAHAAH HOLY SHIT
Ah yes the quality of a post should be/is determined by, the majority hordes.

The system is retarded from the get go and is made even more retarded by the fact that reddit users dont use it properly to upvote salient and correct comments while downvoting non sequitur. Instead they simply up or downvote according to if they like the post or not.

>>12281184
>Doesnt understand even basic human psychology
You have to be either underage or legitimately retarded to not understand why reddits comment system is antithetical to producing visible discourse. It intrinsically props up the majority opinion/topic and suppresses the rest. Did you think that the countless hours of discussion that have gone into ballot presentation for political process to address this was just a joke?

>>12280994
I think the Turkish delight here isn't the same as what you guys get

Lokum is alright, we have way better sweets.
Also stop calling it turkish delight you subhumans

>>12280876