/ck/ - Food & Cooking

FUCK 4CHAN

>>12277910
You should suggest a little Lannister family role play Anon.

You don't order at Medieval times, they only serve one thing. It's pretty good though, it's several courses throughout the show.

>>12277920
Is there alcohol? Can I get her drunk? How is it priced?

>>12277929
i doubt you could afford enough ale for that wench to touch you're mutilated pen0r

>>12277929
I know there's booze but the last time I was there I was too young to drink, it's probably a dollar or 2 higher than typical restaurant prices. Bring a fifth with you and take a couple shots with her in the car before you go inside just in case.

Is it autistic to go to med-evil times alone?

>>12277976
They have a no naives policy so you won't be allowed in.

>>12277929
The picture in your OP literally shows alcohol

>>12277910
If I ever visit the USA I'll be going to one of these shows
Looks based AF
>picrelated my local Rugby team mascots

>>12278005

It's nice. It's almost like weird medial sentai/power rangers. It tells a story about heroes and a tournament and there is always a mysterious green ranger like guy no one knows who his side is on.

i don't believe you have much of a selection when it comes to the dinner outside of what you want to drink

>>12277910
They have no utensils. It's uncultured as fuck. Also if you are going to the NJ one KYS

FUCK THIS PLACE
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FAGGOT ASS BITCHES
BITCHY BITCHY BITCH BITCH BITCH
FAGGY FAGGY FAG FAG FAG
BITE IT YOU SCUM
I'M THE SATANIC COWBOY FROM HELL

>>12278005
What do you think of those dicks that are trying to get the crusaders name changed.
Personally I think it's fine and that changing it would be stupid but hey.

>>12277973
Smooth
>hey i know we just met, want to pound some liqour in my car before we go to Medieval Times?

>>12278064
If she's some sjw whore who would say you raped her just because you were both drunk, call off the date anyway.

>>12278057
I read a Newshub article in favor of changing the name, they cited a bunch of teams that changed names in the USA and they were all under Jewish ownership.
They want the horses removed, the name changed, the swords gone, the sword under the pitch dug up, the castle removed and "Conquest of Paradise" stopped being played. Only (((outsiders))) want these things. But when the Prime Minister is wearing a towel and announcing on National TV that there is one "God and his name is Allah" and being praised for it, we're already doomed worse than the UK, time to move to Finland, I'll miss the seafood but their cuisine in general is better.

>>12278072
My point wasnt about getting accused of rape, my point was that drinking liqour in your car outside of a Medieval Times on a second date is fucking pathetic.

>>12277910
>Medieval Times' noble guests feast on garlic bread, tomato bisque soup, roasted chicken, sweet buttered corn, herb-basted potatoes, dessert of the Castle, coffee and two rounds of select non-alcoholic beverages.
>A full-service bar is also available for adult guests.
>Vegetarian meals are available upon request.
There's the menu, bro. Sounds pretty fuckin' good to me. There's booze for you and your disgusting wench, and if she's a weirdo she can eat vegetarian. Have fun and remember, Green Knight rules.

>>12278104
>nigger knight

Fucking disgusting

>>12278104
>medieval times
>menu is full of stuff that didn't exist in europe until the age of discovery

>>12278107
There's multiple Medieval Timeses, anon. He's not a gross Moorish darko at every location.

>>12278064
this.
If you need to calm your nerves just have a single shot of peppermint schnapps before you pick her up and a pint with dinner.
"Not yet tipsy" is the best place to be on a date.

Also report back after, but don't take photo's on a date it's a mood killer.
Place looks awesome, they even have a falconer

>>12278117
Yeah, tomatoes corn and potatoes were all absent from medieval life, right? Coffee beans too. I'm sure whatever the dessert is would be entirely foreign, I'd just expect fruit or even candied fruit in the 1300's.

>>12278104
>Medieval Times' noble guests feast on garlic bread, tomato bisque soup, roasted chicken, sweet buttered corn, herb-basted potatoes, dessert of the Castle, coffee and two rounds of select non-alcoholic beverages.
You are going to have so much gas after this date no way you are fucking her.

>>12278005
Its fun if you somewhat lower your expectations. The show is campy in a pleasant way if you are some pessimist/buzz-kill. The food is decent mostly because of the portion sizes, but its fresh and they bring it throughout the whole show so it really feels like an event rather than a pig trough. Its really fun booing the heel (bad guy knight) and cheering for yours. They encourage you to yell and cheer. If everyone keeps in good taste and there isnt some drunk guy yelling obscenities and embarassing his date and/or friends (ahem >>12277973) its a good time.

And if youre really lucky your wench will have big tits

Wait is this real or like WWE? Do they really kill each other on stage?

>>12278132
*unless you are some pessimist/buzz-kill

>>12278140
It's completely real. The audience even gets to decide if the guy at the end gets beheaded or not, and obviously everyone always votes yes.

They released this recipe for some Food Drive thing.
>MEDIEVAL TIMES TOMATO BISQUE (home version)

2 tbls. canola oil
2 ea. medium carrots, peeled
1 ea. celery stalk, cleaned and trimmed
½ ea. medium onion, peeled
1 tsp. garlic, minced
2 ea. 6 oz. cans tomato paste
1 ea. 15 1/2 oz can tomato puree
5 cups water
1 tsp. paprika
3 tbls. sugar
2 tsp. salt
¼ tsp. fresh ground pepper
Pinch Italian seasoning
½ ea. lemon, for juice

Cut the carrots, celery and onion into small pieces about ½ inches. Place the carrots, onions and celery into a food processor fitted with the knife blade and pulse until they are finely minced, almost pureed.
Heat the canola oil in a 5 – 6 quart stainless steel sauce pan or pot. Add the finely minced carrots, onions and celery and cook until vegetables are soft but not browned, about 5 to 7 minutes.
Add the minced garlic and continue to cook for another 2 minutes.
Add the tomato paste and stir into the vegetables to combine well and cook for another 2 minutes.
Add the tomato puree, water, paprika sugar, salt, ground pepper, Italian Seasoning and juice from ½ lemon.
Bring soup to a boil while stirring frequently. Once soup comes to a boil, reduce heat to a simmer and continue to simmer for 20 minutes, while stirring frequently to prevent soup from scorching.
When soup is finished cooking, remove from heat, taste and adjust seasoning if necessary. Serve immediately.

>>12278131
I'd say he's got a good 45 mins after the show

>>12278131
It's the second date, bro. This is supposed to be the fun, exciting date. Fucking on the second date is nice but unexpected. The third date is supposed to be the nice, romantic, non-gaseous date, that's the one you fuck on. Do you zoomers really not know this already?

I live in one of the biggest tourist trap/family vacation meccas in the US. Medieval Times is just the tip of the iceberg

https://youtu.be/XCUDuRvbZkA

>>12278163
Nigga, I tinder and we fuck after the first drink

>>12278140
It's all kayfabe you stupid fuck, just enjoy the show.

>>12278169
Yeah but dudes are easier

>>12277929
Why do you want to get her drunk anon?

>>12278169
Your hookup culture disgusts me, and it's the reason you're depressed.

>>12278160
First time I read through that. Very interesting perspective of the gay experience.

>>12278165
It's only a matter of time until marvel licenses a show like this isn't it?

>>12278175
Because girls are easier when they're drunk and you're drunk, why the fuck do you think virgin? Same for gay dudes and lez women, it's always better drunk. Have sex.

>>12278175
I want to fuck her. She is very attractive. I wanted to pull all the stops which is why I'm taking her to medieval times.

>>12278165
Bro
Clear off your couch, I'm coming to visit Myrtle. They got a pirate version of Medieval Times? With food and pirate fights? I'm booking my flight now, gimme your addy.

>>12278185
If you really wanted to pull out the stops, you'd reserve a spot in the show, like they did in The Cable Guy. They'll outfit you with a sword and armor, and you can impress your lady by slaying the Green Knight in front of everybody. Give them a call beforehand, they'll totally set that up for you.

>>12278186
Where I live in NYC they have a ninja version of that shit. Google ninja ny

>>12277910
>t. Country bumpkin

You’re probably obese lmao

>>12278195
Yeah but NYC is expensive. Myrtle Beach had $1.70 gas earlier this year. You can live like a king

>>12278201
I'm from New Jersey.

>>12278132
Is the ale served in dragons or tankards, or wine in goblets? Plz say yes...

>>12278160
Exactly what I thought the author would look like

>>12278186
Come on down man. I got you

1005 Osceola St, Myrtle Beach, SC 29577

>>12278181
>>12278185
Getting her drunk in order to have sex with her, I wouldn't call it rape but it is disturbing and creepy. It also seems unethical.

I have taken a lot of dates here. This place gets shit on a lot, mostly due to the cable guy but it really is a solid place to take a date.

>>12278218
You clearly are a virgin

>>12278222
Yes, I know I am morally superior to you in many ways.

>>12278218
Let me guess? You ask for consent before you fuck a girl?

>>12278218
>Can I please have your permission to kiss you?

>>12278206
Yikes.

>>12278209
Its like a big cheap mug but it adds enough to the vibe vs a plastic cup. You also get a fun paper crown to wear and it smells earthy because of all the horses and the dirt arena (no, it doesnt smell like horse shit, its super clean)

>>12278218
>please m'lady, may I grab your breast

>>12278218
>P-please forgive me m'lady but I wondered if you would make me the happiest people kind in this castle and hold hands with me?

>>12278237
Close enough. If have to go to Orlando tho... Fug.

>>12278235
Jersey is a depressing place. The medieval times in Jersey is literally in the middle of nowhere surrounded by empty land and gasoline processing factories. When you go inside it's like being teleported to another, better world.

>>12278064
if she's not down to pregame in the car we were never gonna get along anyways

>>12278218
Have sex, *cel

>>12278218
have sex

>>12278218
Check the boxes and sign this, boy, before I allow you to see my breasts.

>>12278218

Are you going to be part of the show White Knight?

i've only gone to the show once when i was a kid
my parents bought me and my brother wooden swords and i ended up breaking it over his back later on

>>12278291
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>>12278322
Based brotherly love

>>12278064
what type of boring people do you hang around that would think this was a weird thing to do?

>>12278291
>Page 1 of 3

>>12278291
>page 1 of 3

I went once for my birthday, my friends and I were the only one heckling the knights of the opposing kingdoms. I heckled an enemy knight so much he pointed his lance at me. Can't wait to go again

>>12278291
>Page 1 of 3

>>12278350
People with careers and hobbies. It might not be now, but youll hit a point where driving around with a flask isnt the best use of your time

>>12278645
I know plenty of people with careers and hobbies who are fun m8, you're just a boring person with a boring life and boring friends and you look down on people who you see having more fun than you.

>>12278057
Never forget that there would not have been crusades without Muslims declaring war on the whole civilised world, Anon.
And fuck Jacinta Ardern too. Muslims killed almost 19,000 people in the year before the Christchurch shootings, why didn’t she shed a tear for the 300 Christians murdered by Muslims in the three weeks before Christchurch?

>>12278657
Sorry if I touched a nerve. Go find an Arbys to get drunk at. Sounds wild man!

I remember going once during a field trip in elementary school. It was fun from what I remember. The food was alright, very greasy though.

>>12278724

>>12278732

Ok big man, how important is your life that it would all come crashing down if you had a shot with your girl in the car before a night out?

Put up or shut up, I bet you spend the 8 hours a day you're not sleeping or working watching TV.

>>12278779
>how important is your life that it would all come crashing down if you had a shot with your girl in the car before a night out?

Youre talking about a DUI, open container, and possibly public intox. How important is my life? Apparently more important than yours.

>>12278902
A shot isn't going to put you over the legal limit, put the bottle in the trunk and you're good on the open container law (to be fair if you have an SUV this could still be an issue, idk how the law is worded), as far as public intoxication goes you have to be piss stinking drunk and causing a nuisance to get arrested, and the consequences are nil to everything but the DUI.

>>12278941
Also, if the car is parked on private property and the keys are not in the ignition, depending on your state you may be good to drink in the car. I don't know the laws in every state so check before you get tazed for resisting arrest because anon told you otherwise.

>>12278264
We have this shit in Chicago, too.

>>12278064
I met my current fiance with this exact line except it was the county fair instead of medieval times.

>>12278941
>>12278941
>the consequences are nil to everything but the DUI

Well damn, forget everything I said then. Im getting a lawyer and heading to my nearest Medieval Times parking lot

>>12278987
You know what m8? Don't do anything differently, because you probably would go crazy and fuck up and ruin your life if you tried to live a little. Stay in your bubble, you're safe there. What are your hobbies? I've always wanted to get into model building but it seems so expensive and time consuming and I'd need a better workspace than my apartment allows. I grow some really bomb indoor hydro weed though.

>anon makes a thread about taking a date to medieval times
>half the comments are tips on raping her

>>12277910
Just make sure to keep your USB stick at home.

Medieval times is not a place for date rape faggots

>>12277910
If they serve eggs and she eats em all, she's a keeper anon

>>12278301
Underrated

>>12277913
UNDERRATED

>>12278291
>Page 1 of 3

>>12279009
I go kayak fishing a lot and mountain bike. I cook a lot and go to any decent concert or kind of big event that seems interesting within about a 2 hour drive. I used to paint but gave my easel and brushes to my nephew. Im currently (slowly) restoring an old motorcycle. I also have a small garden as well as chickens, a horse, and a mule, four dogs, a cat, and two hermit crabs. Im a full time student and I work as well. Im using the GI Bill to go to school so I have enough money to do shit that I like without worrying about bills.

So, no, I dont spend a lot of time drinking in parking lots.

>>12278291
I unironically think this is a great idea, women would fucking hate this. Because then they would no longer be able to retroactively call rape. Shits dangerous out there man, you need to roll with a fucking legal notary. Gonna try to spam me bitch? I got this contract signed by you and 2 neutral witnesses that you wanted me to go down on you in the parking lot outside 7-11

>>12279071
How do you go to so many concerts and not drink in parking lots?

>>12279009
Oh, and heres a pic of my horse and mule on part of my 18 acres if you think Im bullshitting. Glad to hear you have a sweet apartment though.

Like I said way earlier, it may not be now, but there will be a time where drinking in a parking lot and smoking weed isnt as badass as you think.

>>12279084
I have enough money to take an Uber. I love to pregame, I just dont ride around with a fucking flask. The anon completely took what I said and ran with it. Im not anti drinking or even anti drugs. Im anti sitting in a parking lot then driving around with hooch and risking getting a DUI. When youre young and all you own is a futon you dont think about real life no-shit consequences. Like court fees or having to take public transportation to work. And back to my original point, drinking in a Medieval Times parking lot is a bad second date.

>>12279092
Huh. My animals arent usually sideways

>>12279071
>Im using the GI Bill to go to school

>>12279009
Heres my seats at a NBA game earlier this year. I was drinking my ass off and guess what? I didnt have to do it in a parking lot. Get a hotel room near the venue. Thats a date man

>>12279104
If that makes you mad youd flip out over my VA disablity rating and the amount of BAH I get a month from the GI Bill

>>12279115
>>12279092
Just get a room and suck each others dicks already, fucking faggots

>>12279163
Same guy. I would if I were flexible enough.

>>12279092
I do a bit more than smoke weed in parking lots, usually the bars around here just let you smoke on the patio since it's legal here. I play a lot of pool, take a lot of road trips. I had a really good one recently where I went with this girl to LA and we spent the whole trip doing blow and drinking until the sun came up. I garden outside of weed too, recently I moved and had to leave most of my garden behind or give it all away. I had collected over 200 different species of plants. Getting it going again and focusing more on stuff that I can use than decorative plants, got tomatoes going, eggplants, different peppers, herbs, berries. I just met a guy who grows a huge variety of peppers and sells the seeds and I want to get into exotic peppers and maybe make my own hot sauce. Camping, fishing and backpacking when I get the chance. Obviously I love to cook or I wouldn't be here.

I guess my point is that you can actually live a pretty good life and still take a shot in the car before you go into medieval times with some tail.

>>12279163
I won't suck a guy's dick unless he can get me courtside seats.

>>12279184
tl;dr

Have a good night. Keep me posted on any good parking lot drinking spots

>>12277920
They have vegetarian option too :^)

>>12279196
You know what, I was enjoying the banter but you're clearly a fucking piece of shit who takes himself way too seriously. I read all 3 of your bullshit posts you fucking nigger. Eat my asshole, I hope your horses get AIDS.

>>12279203
Theres only one horse. The other is a mule. Have fun in your apartment

>>12279218
Have fun fucking your mule

The last time I took a date to a theatrical dinner she was 'stolen' by the bad guy but still never returned to the table

To this day I still don't know if it was staged or she just simply took off.

The place was in the middle of nowhere though and I drove her.

I found some guys wallet walking out to my car and it had like $70 in it so it wasn't that bad.

Thanks Brad Ryan.

>>12279203
He has 40 acres and a mule of course he is a nigger bro

>>12277929
There's a bar inside that you can drink at before the show but expect it to be packed and overpriced. I think they'll also bring you beer with your meal

>>12277973
A fucking fifth wtf

These places seem tacky but really fun. Wish there was one where I live, been to a pirate night on holiday as a child and thought it was the coolest shit.

If I come to America, that's one of my day one activities.

We had a theme park in the early 90's in the UK called "Camelot" which had all similar knights and shit, which I used to look forward to every summer holidays at school

>>12278064
Did this with a girl once. We are now married. Good times.

>>12279104
based
>>12279127
kikepilled

>>12278160
Imagine the smell

>>12278218
>all these virgins replying LARPing as pussy smashing chads
lmao

>>12277910
In Lyndhurst?

>>12277910
I don't know. Whatever. Who cares? She's an idiot for agreeing to go out with you anyway.

>>12278064
women love getting drunk

>>12279184
>still defending drink driving
Why is it such a common thing in the US? Hardly anyone does it here. Maybe it's because we don't feel compelled to drive everywhere we go no matter what. We're happy to take public transport or even just walk if we plan on drinking and/or taking drugs.

>>12278218
M'
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>>12279078
This piece of paper means nothing when women are involved, they'll just claim it was signed under duress and then economically rape you back.

>>12279009
DUDE

>tfw your country doesn't have enough FREEDOMS for Medieval times
First time I'm legitimately jealous of Americans, what the fuck this isn't fair

>>12278119
girl on left
T H I C C

>>12278214
is that a dude?

>>12279078
Less than 1% of rape cases are false allegations. Fewer than 100% of actual rape events are actually reported.

>>12280791
Unless you're in a very large city there is no public transportation and on the west coast there isn't even any in the large cities. As far as walking, most americans would drive 1 block to a gas station for beer instead of walking it.

I've always wanted to take my gf to Medieval Times, but she's allergic to horses. Life isn't fair.

>>12280245
Was she r8pd?

>>12280619
If you want to fly to Dfw you can stay at my house for free and I’ll drive you around. We have a nice theme park, water park, and the JFK museum.

>>12278119
>they even have a falconer
so does any respectable kinoplex

>>12278131
>You are going to have so much gas after this date

based

>>12278227
Of course you dumb fucking boomer.

>>12278179
I took my little brother to Marvel Live. It was a fun show even though it was 50% Captain America doing motorcycle tricks.

Update: Here is how the date went.

Picked her up and took her to the show. Sat in the parking lot and started pounding southern comfort. I offered her and she said no. Went inside and sat by the bar. Got a beer for like $9. Then the show started and they sat us. Had another beer and got passed the tipsy part. Got really shit faced to the point where I got into it and started yelling and my seating sections knight to win and loudly cursed out the others. I think I called the blue knight a dirty spic. The food from what I remember was really good. Had a turkey or chicken leg couldn't remember, soup, corn and some other shit. As soon as it ended I went to the bathroom and vomited. Asked the chick if she wanted to "hang out" she said no. Drove her home and thought I blew it.

HOWEVER she just texted me and said she had a great time and wants to hang out again so I guess something went well.

order the dragon wings and her head on a platter, peasant!

>>12277910
fucking kek, I've seen this I guess in simpsons episode or some movie but I didn't think this thing is real, americans sitting around munching on buffalo wings and watching larping based on other countries history

>>12280915
>source: my ass

>>12281870
You lucky fuck up.

>>12277910
>I'm taking a girl on a 2nd date to pic related. What should I expect? What should I order?
I would pack some individual wet wipes. You eat with your hands. It'll make you happy between courses.


>>12277973
This. Predrink, either the right way with Uber there, or the cheap way, very quickly before entering. It's a date. You choose.

>>12278126
all 3 you mentioned were brought to europe just in 16th century by conquistadors from central america, and coffee in 17th century

>>12281937
She has been texting me all morning. Turns out she is extremely redpilled. I think my spic comment turned her on. She hates non white guys and loves Trump. I am going to ask her if she knows about the JQ.

>>12281933
This is an awesome place you have no idea what you are talking about. When you step inside its like you go back in time. Everyone inside takes this shit seriously and acts the part. It's entertaining and the food is great. This kind of shit can only exist in a hyper capitalistic society like America and it's what makes us awesome.

How can you not like this?
HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE THIS?
Fuck the cable guy there should be no negative stigma to this place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utnODrb6mFM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icbITuMa7JY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwkkqvAHkKM

Boomer restaurant chains are dying all around us I hope this doesn't happen to them.

>>12278117
>t

>>12281966
we have shit like that here all the time, but it is usually set in real castles and based on people and events that took place there in past, reenacting the american war of independence in my country would be silly as that
also we don't stuff our faces while we watch it

>>12282043
>reenacting the american war of independence in my country would be silly as that
why?
>also we don't stuff our faces while we watch it
your loss

>>12282054
because it is something that took place on other side of planet and didn't directly affect us. doing the napoleonic wars that took the place here is much more interesting, it really helps the overall atmosphere when you realize these fights happened on very same field you stand on just 200 years ago, that's why I find knights in restaurant somewhat random

>>12278040
>whines about culture at a medieval event
You really can’t let go of your “high class” ego for one night? How sad.

>>12282096
>that's why I find knights in restaurant somewhat random
Well your comparison is off here because this show isn't about any specific British part of history. It's a fictional kingdom with a fictional king and queen. The emphasis is placed on the fighting. So the correct comparison would be like watching a fictional revolutionary war battle between fictional generals set in a fictional US state. You guys don't have fiction in your country?

>>12278104
>medieval
>potatoes
>corn
>tomato
that's a YIKES from me hombre

>>12282139
They also have pepsi and diet pepsi that didn't exist in the medieval era

>>12282128
that's some top tier larping, we have shows that are all about fighting too, but it's never fight of aborigines or samurais

>>12282184
Sucks for you I would love to watch samurais fight even if its larping. Closest we have is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGXmsrMxzd0

Ultimately, you are taking yourself too seriously. I don't know what country you are from but I probably wouldn't mind watching people larp your past battles

>>12279092
Wow nice horse man. Glad you spent 7 years in the military for that? Lmao I couldn’t imagine wasting my life like that. I finished grad school at 26 with my dds instead so I could be successful in life.

OP, medieval times was hella fun. I went for my buds bachelor party in Vegas at the Excalibur and it was great.they had big ass mutton for everyone and tons of mead they claimed they make in house.

animals don't exactly smell great
I'm not sure that would be an appetizing experience

>>12282213
oh my fucking god, that was hard to watch, that's beyond larping, that's a cringe manufactory

>>12282266
It's not the same thing as medieval times. Instead of fighting, the characters serve you. I been to Ninja NY twice, it was a great time. The entrance has a jump scare which is great to take a date on and the entire time you are eating ninjas are sneaking up to you and messing with you. I was pissing in a urinal and a guy put me in a fake choke hold as I was pissing then vanished like Batman when I turned around. You have to go there it's tough to explain but it's a 10/10 experience.....5/10 food that is pretty expensive.

>>12278350
Adults. I haven't done that on a date ever and have only done it once with party sluts at a concert. They also drank codine.

>>12282283
>I was pissing in a urinal and a guy put me in a fake choke hold as I was pissing
>then vanished like Batman when I turned around
ok this is not the entertainment I am looking for

>>12281966
>the pinnacle of american capitalism is an overpriced chain restaurant featuring fantasy larping scripted fights where the audience is assigned which team they are required to root for while stuffing their maws with shit food not even representative of the time period being larped
If there was ever a reason to oppose american capitalism style product (now melts!), this would be it.

>>12278119
You just know the girl on the left has a big butt.

>>12277996
kek

>americans thinking those clown costumes have something to do with history
>muh falcon, we are in middle ages now

BLUE KNIGHT RULES!
RED KNIGHT SUCKS THE BIG ONE!
YOU'RE GOIN DOWN RED KNIGHT!
DOWN DOWN DOWN, RED KNIGHT GOIN DOWN!

>>12281955
Checked kek is with you!

>>12281955
Be strategic about it. When I asked my gf about the JQ first thing I did was ask a general question of "what's your view on religion". Then I start naming each one. Do not ever start with Judaism as it will be obvious what you are doing. Ask about Christians first. Then Buddhism. Then Scientology. Then Islam and finally Judaism. Prod her a little at the end, mention Jewish nepotism and such. If she isn't biting, pull back and slowly redpill her. If she is right wing you will probably get a negative statement about Islam and a positive one about Israel. Its your job to fix this. Good luck anon and may the power protect you.

>>12283633
is this some sort of larping or what?

>>12283663
No not at all. You would be surprised how many girls dislike Jews they just are afraid to admit it.

>>12281955
>loves Daddy Zion Drumpf

>extremely redpilled
cringe
i like the larp attempt

>>12283675
>implying Trump doesn't understand he need to play ball to undermine Jews

Back to resetera faggot

>>12283666
and why do you sound like someone who has never talked to any?

>>12283694
I don't these days because I probably found my wife

>>12283684
More like playing with their balls for fifty years you enormous retard. You’re larping or genuinely retarded as there’s a massive cognitive dissonance that is irreconcilable

>>12283707
>trying to undo 80 years of college control
>implying it can be done quickly

How was your Passover?

>>12278117
there weren't any vegetarians or pepsi back then either, just accept it's a caricature in the spirit of fun

>>12283715
You anti semites can't win ever. People know how evil you are. You will never get rid of us and WE will replace YOU.

>>12281933
Cable Guy, dude. It's the best Jim Carrey movie after The Truman Show and The Mask and Eternal Sunshine Of A Spotless Mind.

>>12283737
Actually, that appeared to be true in the 90s but then South Park and the internet came along and anti-semitism saw an unpredicted resurgence that has not waned.

>>12277973
>drink two fourtys of Old English in car
>punch nigger next to me who was cheering for the red knight
>mfw

>>12283741
That's not a good thing. Why do you hate jews so much? I could understand why you'd hate the far left "jewish" voting sect in America but they're a minority lot, other proper jews think they're dumb ass tools who often go against their own interests, and largely inseparable from other such far left loonies. Most jews outside of the leftist paradigm academia strongholds tend to be fairly conservative and right of center. /pol/ isn't doing you (or itself) any favors by holding fast to anti-semitism conspiracy theory BS. You have good jews and bad jews just like every other kind of person in the world. Most of the people who control the world at present are gentiles, not jews.

>inb4 accused of being (((them)))
You got me! Let me deposit $00.1 into your account. Set our plans back for world domination you did champ. Did I cover everything or did the meme change a bit over the years?

>>12278131
Medieval Times (or at least the one in Orlando) unironically has some of the best tomato bisque I've ever eaten in my 28 years of life.

How the fuck it ended up being tomato bisque at a fucking MT is beyond me, but that's what it is.

>>12283871
You are too nice to them. The point is there is nothing they can do. There is a reason these fools are online and anonymous. If they were to say this stuff outside they would be punched like their hero Richard Spencer. There is nothing they can do to hurt us again. Never again wasn't just some empty slogan. It was a fucking promise.

>>12283884
Simple soup for large meal prep.

>>12283871
There is it so many times a person can be passed over for a job, a promotion, a scholarship, college admission, great affordable real estate...only so many times we can see that the majority of actors, journalists, news anchors and people who say white people are a problem are Jewish... before people get sick of it. I actually think Jews would do a lot better if they admitted the bias publicly but instead you guys always feign ignorance and history has shown this never ends well.

>>12279078
>implying they can't just say they revoked consent after signing and render this all meaningless

>>12277910
Less jousting and more horse dancing. I'm puzzled at how the splinters don't get into the horses' eyes.

>>12278154
Holy fuck. Thank you. I really loved their tomato bisque when I went there.

>>12283929

>we’re an oppressed minority!
>anti-semitism is complete nonsense!

Says the people who comprise less than 1% of the global population yet somehow have an extremely inordinate amount of influence, wealth, and power.

>media
>banking
>academia
>medicine
>scientific research

Really gets the noggin joggin. I dont think theres a worldwide jew conspiracy, but theyre doing well for themselves. We could all learn from the jews.

>>12283892
Good meme, cowardly kike

>>12284018
>meme
No really, learn from this. Quit poisoning your mind. Stormfags aren't your friends and this tribalism BS won't do anything for you in civilized society.

>>12284061

Its shit like pic related that makes us goyim raise our eyebrows and go HMMM

>>12277910
>What should I expect?
handjob through your pants at the most

>>12283986
You’re about to bring the wrath of pol on yourself.

>>12277929
$10 beers here in Canada, think sports arena prices. Best to pre-drink before you arrive. They also don't do any sort of bag check and it's dark so you could totally get away with spiking your cola.

>>12284109
>in Sweden
She's a lefty twofaced twit, I'll give you that. But even without her encouragement Sweden and the rest of Europe has been fucking itself over with an absurd notion that it needs to take on every muslim immigrant it can handle, even if these people are dangerous religious extremists with no intention of assimilating into the country and instead transforming it according to their own faith... such as the very places they fled. Israel is fighting against the very same issue. Outside of twoface lefty twits like that (of which there are far more swedes who agree than the cherry picked example of a lefty jew), no one in Israel has anything to say about what Sweden does with itself. That's Sweden. That's Europe.

If you want some advice you guys should probably look into not letting so many crazy people into your countries, yeah? That's stupid. Every other thing with them is "death to the jews!". They try to kill us all the time. Did you think it was just us they're after? Muslims want a global caliphate and the nations of the world are just stepping stones to that goal. They're not shy about it. But no no no, it's definitely the jews trying to take over the world. Nevermind the muslim invasion of Europe. That's a falseflag, right?

>>12283986
It's insane how you kikes are utterly unable to admit you do have disproportionate power in certain areas. Every group has admitted this about themselves before but you guys can't even simply say "yea you are right we are over representated in media and film which is blatantly obvious. So obvious you sneaky fucks change your name to hide this fact and whine oppression when anyone calls you out on it.