/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12275612
most millennial redditors dont have fridges, and the ones that do are full of meal preps, so these threads dont do as well as they did a few years back before 4chan split.
nevertheless heres mine.

>>12275612
looks just like mine before my saturday shop desu

>>12275663
>giant thing of ranch and mayo

how fat are you?

>>12275663
It's like all condiments.

>>12275697
Who the fuck doesn't keep mayo around?

>>12275755

That’s all you need for frozen meals & fast food.

>>12275663
>90% condiments

>>12275612
Is that 'his and hers' milk so you don't each others germs?

>>12275778
I believe it is milk for her and her bull

>>12275778
Looks like one of them is way out of date just left in there like the empty 6 pack

>>12275663
You have a lot of condiments.

>>12275761
>can't into reading conprehension

>>12275663
>bitch about kids these days
>cooks like a literal child

You can't make this shit up

>>12275761
Answer the question

HOW

FAT

ARE

YOU

>>12275796
>can’t into spelling

>>12275697
>fat
>ranch literally says 60 calories on it
>>12275755
>>12275775
>>12275802
the condiments are in the doors, great work detectives. there in bulk size because im not a poor piece of shit and can afford them.
aside from the standard condiments and a small selection of hot sauces as to what are you referring to? does he consider salad dressing to be a condiment? maybe in your trailer park. does he consider black bean sauce or spicy bean paste to be condiments? hoisin is your run of the mill condiment to you? sofrito is a condiment? chip = food but the salsa is a condiment?
>exactly what are marinades?
>what does stocking a kitchen mean?
ignore the two drawers of fruits and vegetables
ignore the bags of salad
ignore entire tray of meats and cheeses
ignore the dairy and eggs
theres a 7 pound bag of ground beef and another 6 pound bag of chicken, i suppose those are condiments as well?
>full of condiments
get fucked poor fag cooklets

>>12275612
Just was going to make a thread to, rate my shit food

>>12275823
To be fair, it's pretty much nothing but condiments.

>>12275823
>>ranch literally says 60 calories on it
no one who has a bottle of ranch that big eats one serving size

>>12275807
>a typo is worse than retardism

>>12275823
But bulk size is cheaper
????????????????????
I think you're just fat, poor, and impotent

>>12275802
>>12275835
>no prepackaged, preprepared or processed microwave shit.
>all fresh meat, fruits and vegetables and dairy items
>anything i need to make my own dressings, sauces and marinades
>if people come over i may have something they like
>doesnt consider that i may not live alone

>child
eat your mcchickens you mealpreppping homos. maybe its a nice day and you can sit outside at the complex picnic table.
>>12275837
>buying products in bulk with an extended shelf life is unheard of to you

>>12275823
whatever dude, go eat a mayo and ketchup sandwich lol

>>12275847
>>buying products in bulk with an extended shelf life is unheard of to you
literally not what i said

>>12275823
You have close to 30 condiments. Wtf, man. The size isn't the problem on the case that you have a lot of different bottles. It is a problem when clearly you're going through pounds of ranch and mayo.

>>12275846
youre a projecting millennial fucking retard.
>>12275853
>>12275849
>>12275852
based seething redditors

>>12275853
interesting that different people who live here have different tastes. keep harping on the same tired ass shit fa.m.
im the fucking condiment king, you wish you could afford to buy as much food as i buy MUH CONDIMENTS!~

>>12275823
Triggered lmao

>>12275663
>I'll have just a touch of meat and vegetables on the side with my bowl of condiments
Do you just eat the condiments like a soup?

>>12275855
>get called fat and retarded by entire thread
>respond to literally everyone seconds after they post
>lol you guy are seething

the absolute state of (you)

I just bought an Indesit fridge, salesgoy told me it was just like a Smeg.,idk,.. I think I've been cheatened.

>>12275872
>>12275870
>>12275868
ITT houseless millennial/zoomfags with no family to support
please be continuously mad that i can afford to buy everyone here what they like.
go post this on r/4chan and include me in the screencap.

>>12275878
Nobody is mad that you can afford to buy a $2 bottle of ranch. People are making fun of you for doing so.

>>12275823
>says I can't into spelling
>retard manchild doesn't know the difference between words
>can't punctuate or capitalize
>calls someone he in 3rd person
Ok, this is a troll.

>>12275849
Fucking kek.

>>12275855
>reddit because I point out how hurr durr he is
Ok, pal.

>>12275663
>>12275823
>>12275847
>>12275855
>>12275878
bugs.. easy on the ranch

>>12275612
lol north carolinian fridge

>>12275878
watch your blood pressure man, all that ranch and mayonnaise can't be good for your heart

>>12275663
>all those condiments

My mom is always buying nasty pickels and condiments and fruit she never eats

>>12275663
looks like dorm fridge reddit prepfags didn't like being called out. stay seething cornholers

>>12276038
919 represent

>>12275878
Calm down retard

>>12276211
Post pic of mom's panty drawer

>>12275663
>salsa in the fridge
Very big shiggy from me lads

>>12275663
>he puts soy sauce in the fridge

why

fridge

>>12276047
Dude he lives with 8 other people in a HOUSE, you houselet. And he can afford industrial sized mayo and ranch. And they're LITE, so he's not even fat. Gawd.

freezer

>>12275663
stop larping you fucking massive faggot, 4chan split probably not even 6 months ago not 'a few years back' and it didn't have any substantial effect on the user base
I swear newfriends have never tried as hard as this to fit in, that's probably why they have to mention reddit in every other response, le go back

>>12275663
>>12276588
>hot sauce in the fridge
why though

>>12276691
i have nowhere else to put it

Why do people keep cereal on top of the fridge
dont you have a fucking pantry

>>12276211
>mom
Hahahahaha

It's so clean but so empty.
>>12275612
I live with 4 other people.

>>12275827
That's a lot of beer

>>12276756
>gypsy tears

>>12275612
>milk in the door
gtfo

>>12275847
>being this booty bothered by randoms shitting on your fridge
get a grip, homo

>>12275663
wtf

>>12275827
>Busch light and Michelob ultra
Good taste.

>>12276578
Where is the food

>>12275847
>>anything i need to make my own dressings, sauces and marinades
Yet you have a Big Gulp of ranch
Yikes

Had an ant problem, so a bunch of sauces that don't belong in the fridge found themselves there until that was sorted out.

The cream and milk is rotten. Just sitting there until bin day rolls along. Along with the banana. The marinade at the bottom is inedible. Vegetables are kind leaning towards the latter end of their shelf life.

Yeah...

>>12277598
Oi, mate, you got a loicense for that bin?

>>12275847
>>12275823
Have sex

>>12275663
do you make condiment smoothies or something lmao?

>>12275612
>he drinks IPAs

>3kg of carrots
>soy sauce
>fish sauce
>garlic
>lemon juice
>worcestershire sauce
>creamed coconut
>bowl of lamb stock
>bowl of chicken stock
>pint of blended cherry, banana, avocado & strawberry
>jar gherkins
>mug of yoghurt
>2kg defrosting sirloin
>one piece salmon for dins tomorrow
>barely visible pack of beetroot
so, now you know.

>>12278254
...oh and 6 chicken eggs. would be duck eggs but apparently every supermarket in the uk recently stopped selling the damn things. why the hell can't i find them anywhere now?

>>12278280
Recall maybe?

>>12278286
nah its been like a year since i could find them anywhere, having been buying them in 4 different supermarkets for about a decade beforehand. mystery

>>12275612
>tfw shitty apartment fridge and appliances made in the 70's.

doesn't even have a handle.

>>12278292
Fell out of style? Some bullshit law.

>>12275663

Don't listen to these plebs.

Condiments literally make half the meal.

>>12278326
>Some bullshit law.
yeah maybe need a duck egg loicense or sth.

>>12277598
Is that woolies chocolate topping alright? Was going to get some with this weeks groceries.

>>12278254
Looks nice and tidy.

>>12275612

>>12275663
What's wrong with meal preps brah?

>>12281719
>oh boy 5 day old left overs

>>12275612
Why are you posting a pic from 6 months ago?

>>12282916
>all that shit at the bottom

disgusting

>>12282927
Yeah, not going to clean it until the posole is finished. The grown child can't be bothered to take the pot out and serve himself on the counter, or at the very least not spill in the fridge. Then I get my nice clean fridge.

>>12282752
Cant even tell, they still taste fresh up until the last 1 days worth.
Cheap, hits my macros, time saving.

>>12283005
imagine being such a tastelet you cant notice the difference between freshly cooked food and 5 day old leftovers

>>12282952
>he lets his wifes son make a mess in his kitchen and just takes it like his wife takes her bulls hard throbbing cock

yikes

>>12283192
Well, dude, Jaman has disabilities. You can't be a dick to handicapped people, man. And as to Tiffany and Lavar, am I supposed to let my wife be miserable?? Happy wife, happy life, my dude.

>>12276747
Floridian Filipino detected

>>12283532
handicapped "people" should be aborted or shot in the head after birth

>>12283644
It was his dad who gave him TBI, shitlord. It's not like all disabilities start from birth.

>>12283644
ow, that edge

real minimalist checking in

>>12276240
sames

>>12283568
Have gone outside with your son today yet?

>>12275663
>milk in door
Exit bag

>>12281719
Faggot

GF is vegan, lots of veggies. Also too many condiments bc I'm a hot sauce fag.

>>12283745
>pepperoni
>beer
R-Ricky?

>>12285194
>gf is vegan
Fag

>>12283745
Now that's what I call alcoholism.

Magners was on sale

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