/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Not in something like a 15 minute eating contest. But I could put that down throughout watching a movie.

>>12272298
>No toasted bun
>No onion
>No pickle
>No mustard

The Hoosier in me just died a little inside.

What do they even fry that in? Some kinda huge deep fryer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7YQQRxiVXg

>>12272373
Indiana is a joke

>>12272373
fucking schweinhund.
>>12272298
Ja. Based and schnitzel pilled

>>12272375
It would fit in ours at work? It would fit in large stock pot full of oil?

Not without my 'vark habanero hot sauce™

>>12272298
Not if its pork

>not a jager schnitzel
>no mustard

I probably could, but why would I want to?

Looks dry, needs sauce

>>12272421
bait, please kys

>>12272298
Wiener and Schnitzel pilled, hope thats veal my friend, otherwise it belongs in the trash

>>12272298
is it chicken or fish? i could do it if its fish.

>>12272438
i love veal schnitzel, but its not very common, so i settle for pork.

>>12272439
its usually pork or veal

>>12272298
how are u suppose to eat that? It has no bread

>>12272377
Not as much of a joke as your wiener.

>>12272373
du bist abartig.

>>12272373
Hope it dies completely.

>>12272298
Maybe if you wrap it around a stick of butter

>>12272506
is this a mcchicken

>make 20 Schnitzel Brötchen
>food for 2 weeks

>>12272298

It looks gigantic but it can't be that big unless it is being served with a slice of some sort of mutant super lemon.

>>12272298

yeah man i could

>>12272298
WAY TOO MUCH LEMON

>>12272605
This is a mcChicken marinated in steroids and antibiotics

>>12272298
Easily.

>>12272506
Do Germans really?

>>12272364
>>12272364
You cant, anon, that's gotta be at least 2500 calories

>>12274704
Not that difficult if you train for it...

>>12272373
?

Only the pickle makes any sense out of those. Toasted bun for something, which is already quite dry to begin with? What kind of backward place serves mustard with schnitzel?

Schnitzel needs mashed potato or french fries as side and some kind of salad or pickles, nothing else.

Why the fk do bagels burn so easily? stuck some in the toaster for only a minute or two and I almost killed the budgie from smoke inhalation.

>>12274690
F O R M E

>>12272298
Sure, it's actually quite thin.

>>12272298
RADDA RADDA!

>>12274731
Jesus Christ those stretch marks. I do like to imagine this is the average /ck/ user though.

>>12274731
Holy shit, he even ate one of the pizza boxes

>>12275480
Girly fingers.

>>12274731
Those bread sticks look fucking sad.

>>12275488
Oh good you're right it's a woman, that makes it even more disgusting.

>>12272298
no i would have to share with my gf and even then we would have to take some back home

>>12272298
needs some ketchup and a beer

>>12274700
Seething Americuck.

>>12277320
Take it easy Muhammad

>>12272373
It’s hilarious that people from Indiana think they invented putting schnitzel on a roll just because they call it a “pork tenderloin sandwich”

>>12277331
>implying that muhammads eat pork schnitzels
Amerimutt education is a joke.

>>12277349
We are only taught about countries that matter.

>>12277355
Such as WW2 Germany in your holocaust classes?

>>12277349
>what is veal

>>12277386
But the image in question isn’t veal. It’s pork. It;s also American.

Here is a hint:
Schnitzel was often made with shitty tough cuts of meats.
The hammering and resulting thinness makes it edible.

>>12272298
Ze Rheinfelder Bierhalle Jumbo Jumbo Cordon Bleu

Ein Schnitzel, Ein Kartoffelsalat, Ein Bier

>>12275480

>>12277349
Actually he was implying that you guys are gonna get outbred and have your culture vanish or some /pol/ incel conspiracy

>>12272373
neither onion nor pickles nor mustard is eaten with schnitzel. And Schnitzelsemmel (in a bun) is just some food-trucck thing

I don't eat schnitzel because I am not on a mission to destroy the West or force straight white men to chop off their penises.

>>12272375
A pan you fucking nigger

>>12274704
>2500 kcal
Fucking manlets

>>12277425
>that little dribble dip of sauce
Jesus

>>12272298
It's very thin. That's only about 200 to 250 grams of meat.
>ounce cucks can fuck off

>>12277393
And you know this how?

>>12272298
Schnitzel is great with some kind of sauce. I know it's not traditional but fuck that, one puny piece of lemon is not enough. My theory is that the dish is designed to sell more beer since that's what you'll be chugging through the entire ordeal.

>>12272373
The only thing mising in OP is some nice potatoe salad, Banause!

>>12274700
we DO make Schnitzelsemmeln (Schnitzel sandwiches) but they're usually in edible size and with some sauce of choice

>>12272375
They generally bake the ones that size and it isn't a single cut of meat but various thinner ones together

>>12280479
>What is Cordon Bleu
well it's 2 schnitzels with ham and molten cheese in between

>>12272373
burn indiana to the ground

>>12277332
lel I read on plebbit someone trying to explain their local Indiana food, multiple comments and no one still had a clue what he was talking about...never said "schnitzel" once, I finally had to Google it to figure it out. Fucking flyover retard.

Needs more Tunke.

>>12274731
the worst part about this pic is the fork and knife

Milanesa > schnitzel

>>12272401
what else would it be, Mr. Harami Salami? Maybe you should give it a try, hell can't be that bad anyway.

>>12272401
Either a muësliman or someone who never ate true pork-

>>12285299
>true pork

>>12272298
>thinking gaijins know how to make schnitzel

>>12283191
>Tunke

>>12272298
yuh

>>12283265
>>12285299