/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12273930

>>12273930
take your facebook shit back to fucking anywhere else but here you god damn iphone posting piece of shit

>>12273933
There’s no need to be upset.

>>12273933
Lighten up, Muhammad

>>12273931
>trying to greentext outside of 4chan
newfags were a mistake

>>12273941
Huh?

>>12273933

have sex sweetie

@OP

well memed you brilliant bastard!!

>>12273938
haha
that's a good one!

>>12273956
wow almost missed the shirt joke. thanks for the warning.

>>12273980
>it looks like shit in the second picture

Heh.

>>12273930
lost on the first damn picture

>>12274009
Lost.

>>12273933
This but unironically

>>12274043

>>12273980
Every time I have to laugh at how they can't average two numbers in the last panel. Racists really are absolutely brain dead.

>>12273991
>but you keep going

>>12274009
of all fucking things
i lost my shit

>>12274067
A real life average wouldn’t be mathematically accurate either you dumb coon

>>12274079
KEK

>>12274074
Careful with that edge my underage phoneposting friend

>>12274120
he's contributing to the thread

you're not

>>12274136
>contributing :)
what a creepy and faggy thing to say

>>12273991
This but with pineapple

>>12273941
The use of ``>'' to indicate a quotation well predates 四chan.

>>12274067
>thinks 88 has anything to do with mathematics
Good one Goy

>>12274141
sonic feces

>>12273971
This is still the greatest comic of all time

>>12274136
How exactly does a can explode inside a pot and launch said pot upwards? Shouldn't the pot be launched downwards?

>>12274040
extremely based

>>12274067
>assuming equal volumes

>>12274212
I hadn't seen that before. I wish I didn't see it at all

>>12274210
I think it’s the “equal and opposite reaction” effect - the pot is pushed down with a shitload of force, but when that happens the stovetop pushes back against it with the same force, but since there is nothing above it to stop it moving up, it’s launched into the air

>>12274136
>contributing
found the neckbeard 4chan geek

>>12273971
>>12274205
Absolutely correct

>>12274227
No. The stovetop will only push back up with whatever force the pot is pushing down on it; that's what is meant by equal and opposite. It can, at most, only push back enough to stop the pot from moving downwards, it won't push up with the additional force needed to send it accelerating upwards. Push down as hard as you can against the countertop; does the countertop respond with just enough force to stop your hand from moving down, or does it send you flying into the air?

>>12274067
How is that image racist?

>>12274271
It's a joke that's meant to imply race mixing lowers the average iq of a population

>>12274283
Does it?

>>12273991
Sour Skittles did this to me as a kid

>>12274288
I don't think so, from what I've seen they lean more towards the smarter race they inherit from

>>12274147
I think you might be allergic

>>12273971

>>12274067
This desuu

>>12274334
unfortunately not

>>12274067
yeah everyone should be tolerant but not tolerant of Nazi racist trannyphobe homophobe Muslimphobe niggerphobes
>pic is you faggit

>>12274372
is this a gore thread now?

>>12274079
it took me too fucking long to see the face

>>12274151
I live near here

>>12274253

You dont know much about explosives do you?

>>12274151
God I fucking hate America.

>>12273930
Hahaha very funny mark

>>12274212

>>12274040
I've taken the green shit out of garlic and just eaten it raw before.

Makes your mouth feel on fire but it's not bad

>>12274067
This is why your kind can't meme.

>>12274470
homemade coconut still gets me.

>>12274212
Well I'm not laughing, but I am sad about this place now. More hopeless than I'd ever thought, and I've been here for 10 years

>>12274009
l o s t

>>12274585
Commas bro. The muffin made of all that bullshit is homemade. which begs the question, what impossibly gay restaurants did he go to for the other meals?

>>12273933
For future reference, don't word your insults like "blah blah blah, you big dumb stupid head." Never start begin your insult with "you" because it reads exactly like that example no matter what you say.

>>12274151
>mississippi
yeepp

>>12274457
stay mad muhammed

>>12273933
Agreed

>>12274151
Flyover state: the picture.

>>12274613
What in that image makes you think it’s Mississippi?

>>12274151
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>>12274680
>U-Haul Moving & Storage At Noland & I-70
>Independence, Missouri
Google the fucking phone number on the sign you dumb-asses.

>>12274151
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

lmao hahaHA roflmao on the floor laughing right now haha hoho heheHEHEHE kek lllmao haha that one got me xDDDD

>>12273971
bwahahahahahaha

>>12273933
Cringe...

>>12274709
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>>12274734
What's with all this facebook garbage that would get boo'd out of /b/?
You have to be 18 to post here

>>12274775

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>>12274585

>>12273998
kek just noticed it myself

>>12274775
Happens on /v/ too with YLYL threads. Not sure why people don't keep the images on topic with the board.

>>12274141
https://youtu.be/XLMTuLdSxaI?t=1207

>>12274775
To be fair, I did laugh at the Bic lighter one.

>>12274775
Too meta for you

>>12274368
>poltard infographic
ohh no hes retarded .

>>12274578
based. miga mate. owning libs. hok honk. what could have been. degenerates. statue man with shitty filtter and platitutde.

>>12274151
I love living in America
But the death of the small town for fucking interstate fast food death traps is unforgivable

>>12274067
>Implying the chocolate has the same volume as the pot'o milk
Ur retarded friend lol

>>12274709
This is so fucking staged.

>>12274725
So is this.

>>12275057
I fucking hate zoomers

>>12275061

>>12275067
theres a point where memes become like triple or even deeper tier irony and it becomes funny again

>>12275075
I can smell the nig with the shitted diaper along with the single mom who's majoring in child development from here with that kind of humor.

>>12273980
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>>12274368
Believing (((Race Science)))

>>12274212
These are the people who actively create and post in fast food threads

>>12274040
t. Barbarian

>>12275109
a friend send me this unironically a few days ago.

>>12275088
calm down incel

>>12274151
>AFFORDABLE ELF-STORAGE
I'm intrigued.

>>12274355
Pineapple eats you back as you eat it. Look it up. Something to do with enzymes that break down proteins, not sure about the science behind it.

Approximately how much energy does it take to get an oven this size running? How much was lost to bring life back to this cold dead nugget?

>>12274212
>swizz and cheddar the same
>the same

the fucking state of US cuisine

>>12273933
>screeched the 12yo
embarrassing.

>>12274717
That guy's signature isn't even trying.

>>12274999
manchild

>>12274210
Shit bounced.

>>12273930
>twitter for iPhone
Kys

>>12273968

>>12274364
Why are trannies always so surly?

>>12274457
We hate you too

>>12274775
Half of the people on /ck/ are literal redditors and the other half post shit like that ironically.

>>12274212

>>12275509
You would probably be surly too if you looked like a Hot Topic goth that got attacked by a cotton candy machine.

>>12275534
Wtf!!

>>12274212
That restaurant post made me kek hard

>>12274253
>can blasts pot downward
>pot breaks through initial layer of stove
>hits steel underneath
>bounces off and upward to ceiling

>>12273933
get out of /ck/

>>12274212
>aren't prunes just dried grapes

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>>12274709

>>12274040
i thought this was only me

>>12274393
is it supposed to be sonic or what?

>>12274470

>>12275587
Plums

>>12274470
Okay so this was a guy that was a big fat fuck living on junk food, he got slim but he also got arrogant and obsessed with health so now eats this abortion of foods.

God I bet he's boring.

>>12274775
It’s summertime

>>12274334

Regression to the mean, dumbo.

>>12273965
kek, good episode
KotH is based as fuck

>>12274205
is it a running comic or is this the only one? I like it

>>12274067
Based and equalitypilled

>>12273933
fpbp

>>12274220
It would be mass that is pertinent, fool

>>12274442
I just meant that the person to whom I was replying was wrong; an equal and opposite force produced by the stove wouldn't account for the pot flying upwards
>>12275563
For something to bounce, it needs initial momentum downwards when it hits the thing it bounces off of; momentum, ie velocity*mass, causes bouncing. Force alone doesn't. Press a bouncy ball against the floor as hard as you can, and then let go. If it's not moving initially it won't bounce up. You can see the lid of the saucepan in the picture. Probably it was that which caused the hole in the ceiling

>>12274775
Those pics have been on 4chan far longer than you, zoomed faggot

>>12273933
/thread

>>12275501
If your filter everything that picture includes, every board gets significantly better.

>>12274775
Some people are on a constant mission to purposefully ruin any and all threads like this by spamming them to death with trash.

>>12273933
Hothead,begone!

>>12275501
>yall
Texan here. Is this word being co-opted by hipsters?
Please. It's all we have left.

>>12274009
thank you,sir and/or ma'am.

>>12274210
It was the lid that hit the ceiling, not the pot. The writer of that story is a retard.

>>12274151
Why do Americans hate sidewalks?

>>12275061
notice how there is nothing in the well thought out clever meme spot

>>12276002
Apparently it's socialism and big government using tax dollars that could be better spent on the military.

>>12274067
>tfw blacks are statistically more likely to be racist than whites
ruh roh...

>>12274079
i hope this is real

>>12276002
Because most of the country is designed around cars and walking isn't even remotely practical.

In any major city, you'll see sidewalks.

>>12274079
for a sonic pizza thats not terrible i guess

>>12273956
L O L this is a great photo, do you mind if I save it?

>>12275521
Which are you?

>>12276049

>>12276079

It's all yours my friend :)

>>12276075
Look at that picture. All the stores are close together. Sidewalk seems very practical there

>>12275811
You misunderstand. The initial force crushes the top layer of the stove, moving the pot through the hollow space between the layer and the steel structure underneath. It bounces off the steel.

Here's another angle: if this isn't what happened, what's your explanation for how the stove would be rekt and the ceiling directly above it would have a perfectly pot-shaped circle, with burnt food flung in a radius all around?

>>12274775

>>12274470
>Alkalised water
>With vinegar

>>12273933
based facebook shit poster

>>12274364
ENDURANCE RUN

>>12274372
This post is almost as stupid as Trump.

>>12274364
I'm so sorry. I don't have time to do a proper job right now.

>>12275501
oh boy, lets unpack this post before i lose all faith in humanity... hopefully you realize you are not welcome here and your toxic and problematic posts are full of bigotry.

>>12274368
>no control that checks two black parents
based /pol/tard pseudo science

>>12276075
I regularly see people walking along streets that have sidewalks and choosing to walk in the street instead

>>12276201
down with cistemd
t. /g/

>>12274151
>Jackson county
Yikes! Thank hod I’m a Johnson county lad

>>12276307

Why? That's a lot more dangerous.

>>12274212
I'm glad someone is also cronicholing this problem

>>12274364
Fat Mike became such a sellout.

>>12276263
That's because there are never two black parents.

>>12274067
Honestly this

>>12274057
Ducking lost

>>12273933
OP just got deep fried

>>12274067
Friendly reminder that black iq is statistically 10+ points lower on average

>/pol/ is just a boogeym-

>>12273930
Jesus Christ is it summer already? Mods for fucks sake.

>>12275912
Unfortunately, yes. Thots are adopting it too unironically.

>>12276432
15, assuming african americans (which are 15-20% white on average)

>>12274067
>he doesn't get the joke, but he commented anyways

>>12274470
>cultured veggies
What the fuck does that mean?
Do they fucking go to poetry slams?

>>12273933
FPBP

the fuck is with all the reddit shit itt

>>12274141
cursed

>>12276518
fuck off already

>>12276534

>>12276534
Literally me

>>12276534
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>>12273971
These are okay, everything else is painfully unfunny boomerbook shit. Might as well start posting minions

>>12276555

>all this literal boomer shit

>>12276555

>>12276555

>>12273933
this

>>12276555
this is the worst thread I've seen in like a year

>>12276555
i now have double AIDS plus butt cancer
fuck

>>12274074
What did he mean by this

>>12276555

>>12276316
i'm also in johnson county. missourians are subhuman

>>12276678
Johnson County is literally plastic soccer mom ground zero.

>>12276216
Damn it if you had added
> who hurt you
I would have had bingo

>>12274364
more like "down with any chair I try to sit on"

>>12274775
Stewie?

>>12275695
It’s a joke. Did you not look at the other “ my day on a plate” pictures? Autists really can’t understand humor, huh.

>>12276114
Yes, if there's a hollow space between the stovetop and the steel support, then what you said possibly is what happened. However, the person I was replying to was still wrong in saying that it's because the stove exerted an equal but opposite force and since there was nothing opposing the movement upwards, it moved up. An equal and opposite force alone would not cause it to shoot up like that, but breaking through the top and hitting the steel structure below could.

However, I think it's more likely that it's the lid that flew off and made a hole in the ceiling. The burnt food could have been flung around just from the can exploding; I don't see why the pot has to fly up. It's hard to believe that after breaking through the stovetop, the pot would have conserved enough momentum to bounce off the steel and make a hole in the ceiling. It's also unlikely that it would land in the exact same spot as where it initially broke through.

/ck/ is becoming more and more like /b/ each day

>>12275177
friend send this unionically few days go two

>>12276518
sea snipper

>>12277262
A welcome change

>>12276561

>>12275912
They're trying to sound like sassy southern black women.

>>12274607
You big stinky poopy head

>>12277290
Avgn is sexist and racist

>>12273930
Is this a burger thing, putting the food in there with no recipient?

>>12274151
why do american's want to protect this so much?

burn it clean

>>12275075
Boomer tier humor is the worst

>>12277502
Are you not familiar with the general hatred between the north and the south?

>>12277502
Probably just to spite the rest of the world at this rate.

>>12277476
Has he actually been accused of this? He has cuck tendencies so I would be surprised.

>>12273971
Lost.

>>12274334
Diversity is our strength, goy!

>>12277542
I wouldn't be surprised. The Left love to eat eachother.
They drove Wil Wheaton off Mastodon for not being SJW enough.

>>12274009
fuck

>>12275912
Sorry buddy but you're a hipster too if you do two or more of these: post on 4chan, dislike radio music, dislike marvel movies, don't pretend that dogs are the best thing on Earth, have a pet that isn't a dog, have glasses, a flannel shirt in your closet, smoke cigarettes or vape, enjoy indie video games, cook meals for yourself, have seen and enjoyed a David Lynch or A24 film, have a folder of frog image macros.

>>12274212
>frying food in water

>>12275075
haha

>>12273933
>there are people that dont unanimously agree with this
niggers everywhere

>>12276714
better than having methheads for neighbors

>>12277716

>>12275045
Wow there Buddy, save the breath to suck on your wifes pet nigger cock

>>12273956
Starburst jellybeans are p good.

>>12276549
is this an anti-homosexuality meme?

>>12277742
The fuck does this have to do with /ck/?

>>12278226
Welcome to /ck/, newfriend.

>>12277742
Best post in the thread.
Very audible keks.

>>12274673
As if you can afford to fly.

>>12273933
based

>>12273930
don't turn /ck/ into another /b/ you faggot

>>12278226
there hasn't been a /ck/ post in like 150 replies, it just turned into a thread for giggles

>>12278391
If it were the style of old /b/, that would be cool.

>>12274705
that cant be independence nooooooooooo

>>12274786
Lost

This thread sucks

Thanks for making this thread into facebook now I won't feel like I'm shilling a random youtuber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6abePkXncCM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApO4c2AkLqw

>>12273933
based.

>>12273971
This gave me a solid 3 minute of laughter

>>12278128
Have you never had skittles? They taste exactly the same

>>12274786
Why is this so funny

>>12278544
is he ok?

>>12274212

>>12274140
trying too hard

>>12273991
that's because s&v is the lowest form of degeneracy.

>>12273980
Last one should be 1488

>>12279062
hes having a great time

>>12277833
Wow, another anon with a cuck obsession. Oh gee that is very untypical for people with your views.. I wonder why that is

>>12277742
I've been laughing for 3 minutes.

>>12274384
Kek fucking Aussies knew exactly what they were doing with this one

This threads so terrible but I’m crying of laughter please send brain help

>>12278544
Wait what

>>12275501
have sex

>>12274040
Delicious, but don't really do it, the garlic breath will raise the dead and stay with you for a long time.

>>12279832
it's one of my favorite things to come out of /lit/

>>12273956
sneed?

>>12273930
>>12273933
>/b/ style threads
>people don't realize this is the end of times coming

i'll miss you /ck/

>>12276106
You don't start off from a store to go visit another store, you fucking idiot. You drive to the store from 5 miles away.

>>12274508
that's what I call my dick

>>12276534
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>12273933
Based. Fuck twitter screencaps and fuck reddit

>>12273991
let's get vintage

>>12273933
fpbp
other niggers who are defending OP can bite a bullet

>>12278435
Why the fuck is this board not moderated?

>>12280444
It is, you just need to find something that triggers a mod.

>>/ck/thread/S12117740

>>12274079
i thought it was some of those trippy images at first

>>12274212
>I guess I'm nothing but a obese retard

>>12274786
>2:30am Just screaming

>>12276549
Chief Wiggum eats them with a straw.

>>12276555
fuck this, nigga

>>12274227
no silly, the force is inside the pot, pushing outwards in all directions. The pot is pushed downward, the pot's LID is pushed upward

>>12280465
>TFW only carry a gun so I can legally gun down a nigger who tries to steal my wallet full of BK coupons

>>12274470
Despite being a lie anyway, does this nigga have any concept of how much the shit he describes costs? Like fucking hell that's like $80+ worth of food

love this one

>>12273956
she cut his balls off. bought the nutered man child some candy. what a fucking joke of a life

>>12273933
based and checked

>>12273971
fine you got me, audible kek

>>12273933
based

>>12274136
> the absolute state of westerners
every soviet kid has a story of trying to do this by themselves and demolishing the kitchen. should've done some research

>>12276503
>commented

>>12276383
kek, well played sir

>>12276002
>Americans
>walking

>>12280594
But my parents did have google?

>>12281190
Holy shit lol.

>>12277591
>>12277542
He got called sexist because he said wasn't going to do a review for the Ghostbusters reboot. Video basically amounted to
>idk guys I'm just not really feeling the reboot. What we already got is kinda all I want.
Which was actually a dog whistle that he hates women, somehow.

>>12281445
i don't hate woman, i just hate when they do an all female reboot of cult classics

>>12273933
I agree with you but that was still very autistic

>>12274364
>Satan pendant
Well no wonder!

>>12276309
get a job

>>12281042
>she cut his balls off
Is that what you think a vasectomy is?

>>12279660
dumb frog poster

>>12274470
Anyone know how to activate your almonds?

>>12273933
fpbp too bad this thread lived to see 300

>>12274009
asians are short and short people are called shrimps so yeah

>>12280363
Low hanging fruit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxKSnrUstDE

>>12274079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos

>>12274786
this one got me

>>12278828
I've had far more skittles than Starburst jellybeans and I disagree that they taste the same.

>>12277205
The activated almonds guy is the original one. The others are parodies, you goddamn newfag.

>>12279853
Genu recurvatum

>>12281042
That's a castration, anon. Vasectomy just means he can't knock her up.

>>12274368
>no standard errors or level of significance
>no regression analysis on observational data
>130 samples
welp, into the garbage it goes

>>12282925
>>12281805
Vasectomies are cringe and bluepilled and if you let a woman meme you into one you deserve to get divorced. It causes low test and possibly autoimmunity via anti-sperm antibodies in the long term. If you willingly undergo a fucking surgery for convenience sake then you're an unbelievably stupid sheep of a human.

>>12283027
>all this pseudoscience
Wow. How does Alex Jones's dick taste, fag?

>>12283027
>"if you let a woman meme you into one you deserve to get divorced."
>lets other retard incels meme him into believing vasectomy=castration
you're not very bright are you? you know anyone can just google this right? I mean apparently not you I guess
even if any of that bullshit you just said was true, you're very likely low test regardless and will never get the opportunity to get a woman pregnant anyway. so I don't know why you're so concerned about what other men decide to do with their own sperm tubes. that's kinda gay.
if you're so concerned with other men's cocks so much, campaign against something that's actually harmful like circumcision

>>12283027
The chance of you ever interacting with a female irl other than a relative is @ the same level as your testosterone - 0.

>>12273968
kill yourself faggot

>>12274151

I didn't see the problem with this picture, because it's such a common site for me. I didn't even think anything of it.

>>12283027
I want to be married to a woman because I like the idea of being in love for my entire life but I hate having sex so there's no reason for me to get a vasectomy anyway.

>>12283766
Your wife's boyfriend Tyrone will take care of that

>>12276323
Whats wrong with some of these? Arent plums just dried grapes? Im sure you can fry food with water it cant be that hard to do.

>>12274786

>just screaming

Every fucking time.

>>12274786
>?? am So many spiders
kek

>>12282880
texture matters fag, skittles are far more gritty

>>12283038
you need to go back

>>12274136
Absolutely lost

>>12273980
Funny picture because /pol/tards unironically think this is true.

>>12274151
The land of the """free"""

>>12276309
Get a girlfriend, fatso

>>12275641
Trying too hard

>>12276555
why

why did you post this

>>12274775
Women and ironic double triple subverted meta shitposters