/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12270536
Come out as gay and vegan.

>>12270536
have them watch forks over knives

>>12270547
not gay; i have a wife who i've struggled to but eventually convinced to eat a vegan diet

>>12270536
Eating a bullet usually works.

>>12270561
She's cheating on you with burgers and steaks when you're not around.

>>12270561

>>12270536
wow they made every mom food blogger into a poster

>>12270561
>i have a wife who i've struggled to but eventually convinced to eat a vegan diet
What did you do?

>>12270536
Just tell her upfront that they need to stop eating meat along with the rest of the goyim cattle so the Chosen People can enjoy it as a luxury instead. If they're true Israel supporting conservatives they'll understand right away.

>>12270692
Ever watched the color purple?
>beat her

>>12270536
You don't. You change your diet if you want and let others do as they please.

>>12270536

Tell them that they will never taste authentic local cuisine anywhere they travel
>wow

Inform them that, unless they buy organic only, they are killing more animals eating vegan than carni, due to pesticides genociding millions of insects
>holy shit

let em know of the non-existent peer reviewed studies which support countering your naturally evolved diet
>mother fucking shieet

>>12270731
All of those things you've made up.

>>12270747
>All of those things you've made up.

Hoş geldin, American frriend.
This delicous Börek contains the primest of creams and was perfected over 600 years of ottomon culinary history

>b..but w-what about the cow which was milked? isn't that unethical?


I swear you eurofags and amerimutt faggots are so fucking pathetic. Your grandparents would be ashamed

>>12270536
Well as long as you don't force it too hard you could probably convince them by cooking really great vegan food for them

>>12270756
türk müsün?

>>12270536
>whats the best way to convince my parents to start a vegan diet
Explain that the only way you have meat is by sucking cock, and since you don't swallow, then you're all good. Suggest they do the same.

>>12270731
>he thinks organic means zero pesticides

>>12270547
op didn't ask what's the best way for my parents to an hero

>>12270837
Ben Kıbrıs Rum. Ben biraz türkçe biliyorum.

Nerelisin?

>PS. kıbrıs'ta özgürlük, faggot

>>12270863
Thank for vildating my point even further then.
Veganism kills animals as much as normal diets then, regardless of farming practises

>>12270895
>doesnt even know that organic isn’t pesticide free

>w-well im actually still right!!! r-right guys!!!
Cringe

>>12270547
That's redundant.

>>12270914
Nice vegan propaganda, faggot.

Where is the peer reviewed study and the funding bodies of said study?

>oh shit you have no access to peer reviewed work because it costs 30$ a piece.

>implying the number of insects killed when spraying a crop field is quantifiable to any extent

**b..but wait insects are not animals they are insects.. right?**

an hero is the only way friend.

>>12270923
>stats are propaganda

>i need peer reviewed research to do basic arithmetic

>muh baseless actual propaganda is true, just take my word but i need evidence from you!!!”

>k-k-k-k-kill yourself meanie!!!!!
Cringe.

>>12270536
they'll live long enough to maybe possibly see a grandchild
no, wait, not convincing enough. they'll laugh in your face.

>>12270931
fake stats are propaganda.
Sit down and think, does your image come from anything more reputable than thedodo.com?

I am not appealing to stats or propaganda, am appealing to logic. Logic needs no evidence.

>the meat of a cow can sustain you for years
>animal death toll: 1 cow

>10000 cans of chickpeas can sustain you for years
>animal death toll: a million sprayed bugs.

Everyone should eat local meat - ethical, tasty, sustainable.

>>12270955
just in case you didn't realize, what does an average cow eat? how efficient is the nutrient transformation through a cow? (eg. how many grams of protein should i give to a cow in order to get 1 from it's flesh)

>>12270955
>the stats are fake because I say so!!!
Awesome propaganda lmao. The raw stats are all sourced from the Agricultural Division of the USDA

Does your asspain originate from anything less pathetic than your blatant erectile dysfunction?

>am not appealing to stats or propaganda, am appealing to logic. Logic needs no evidence
CRINGE

Nobody cares about your baseless propaganda in the face of reality. Facts don’t care about your feelings

>muh one cow gets killed
Obviously not, retard >>12270914

We should just fatten up your already lard ass even further and harvest you, far more ethical to kill a braindead creature than a relatively smart one in a cow

>>12270967
>>12270963
I live in Scotland and Greece interchangeably.

A cow in Scotland eats an endless supply of grass, all non-sprayed, hence no insects die.
I eat no beef in Greece, but the animals which Greece can sustain naturally.

>>12270967

>erectile dysfunction
loosing the argument makes as all defensive dude, its okay

>still claims facts

>Paper title and authors obscured
>Image with no context or axis explanation
>Still no source of original picture

Imagine not having a glass of wine because you feel sorry for the chicken which shat the egg used to purify it

>>12270991
>all non sprayed
Lol sure, your magical grass requires zero treatment, your magical cows require zero protection from predators, and your magical cows never so much as lay a hoof on an insect, your magical cows got dropped in the grass, your magical cows never so much as finish on grain, your magical pasture requires zero tilling, and your magical cows have zero habitat or environment effect despite taking up whopping amounts of land at an incredibly inefficient rate? Wow golly gee!

>loosing the argument makes as all defensive dude, its okay
Looks like your brain is a little too loose from the stem, fatty. Do you have any non propaganda to offer or are you going to milk your little gyno bitchtits in a hissy fit?

>>12271007
>treating naturally grown, unlimited grass
Kek
>cows step on insects so you shouldnt eat them
Kek
>Predators in scotland
Lolz

>accusing me of propaganda when i didnt produce any
Kek
>lets bet that he is fat that will hurt his feelings
Keeek

>>12271066
What about the studies that suggest that grass fed cattle produce way more methane?

>>12270561
Why are you forcing ypur agenda on others? Just enjoy your own life

>>12271066
Do you think naturally grown means it magically immune to pests and overall degradation?

>cows step on insects so you shouldnt eat them
They also eat them, migo, nice damage control from “only one cow!!!” tho

>predators in scotland
So you cast magical barriers around the cows? Cool

>accusing me of propaganda for propagating falsehoods
Yes

>bet
Yikes buddy.

>>12270536
>whats the best way to convince my parents to start a vegan diet
If you were my kid, I would slap you across your face, tie you to a chair and force feed you bacon until you stop acting like a faggot!

Seriously! I don't give a flying fuck about you not wanting to eat meat, but the fact you are such a fucking faggot you would try to push your stupid diet and beliefs unto others makes me sick! Just keep your stupid unhealthy diet for yourself and dont piss people off trying to push it on them!

You are the reason so many people hate vegans!

>>12271126

>>12270895
>Veganism kills animals as much as normal diets then
Holy shit i have never seen something so retarded. Cattle require plants too, numb nuts.

I'll break it down to kindergarten level so you can understand brainlet.

Vegan deaths = Death from agriculture
Meat deaths = Death from agriculture + killing the cattle

>>12271148
Your picture illustrates perfectly the average vegan male lifestyle.

>>12271171
>no you!!!

>>12271209
You keep it up, those pictures are the perfect illustration of why people should avoid veganism and hate vegans.

>>12270536
By commiting suicide.

>>12270561
Seems to me the main problem here is you being a piece of shit.

>>12271241
>no you x2!!! please stop posting it bully!!

>>12271276
Hey man, im not the one deregulating my hormones by ingesting large amounts of soy. Enjoy being low test and having manboobs.

>>12271322
No you’re just increasing your massive gyno by milk like the fatty you are

>>12271492
Oh sure, believe the false studies paid for by soy companies, im sure they are real...

Meanwhile ignore all the others claiming your soy based diet is unhealthy. Im sure it wont bite you in the ass.

>>12271519
Oh sure, your studies are of course unbiased and *true*. Soy is fine in almost any amount.

>>12270536
Sprinkle their rice with nutritional yeast or "nooch" as I like to call it.

>>12270919
I'm gay and I think veganism is an eating disorder.

>>12271641
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26152621
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4270274/
Go ahead and pretend there are no studies showing the risks of soy comsumption. I honestly don't care if you fuck your health up.

>>12271686
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26152621
>just an abstract of a shitty review
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4270274/
Reads like some first semester shit, literally just quoting other studies without any methodolody.

xd

>>12271707
I seriously doubt you actually read those. I also do not care if you live off a diet made up exclusively by soylent. For all matters and purposes I consider it a very good thing that stupid people like you develop health problems that lead to your eventual death.

>>12271737
Sure, at least I know how to judge scientific research, because the 2 you posted are literal garbage. Always funny when people like you first try to reason with "facts" and then just resort to ad hominems because they don't even understand basic stuff. I wonder what other retarded shit you believe is or is not healthy.

>>12271519
>my feelings trump your facts!!!!
Lol

>>12271686
>shitty abstract and a review of case studies and animal experiments
Yikers my guy

>>12270536
Show them this. Informative three-part series on veganism.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJnPZgLHHWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFF30jfTubU

>>12270536
Kill them.

>>12271158
>Vegan deaths = insects and animals are killed in deforestation, displacement, deep tilling, chemical weapons attacks (roundup etc) intensive harvesting and pest control (direct shootings)

>cattle/sheep deaths
>One cow per year dies per person. MINIMAL deaths from harvesting winter wheat for the cows. Most cows eat only byproducts of human food like silage, corn stalks etc = 100% human inedible food, and grass which God gives the cows, for free (rancher/customers have to pay the property tax)

Cattle deaths are OFFSET by the many cattle and sheep lives we create, by buying beef, wool, milk etc, the wool, cheese etc fund animals to be born and live, they get lives, because of me. (And you if you buy animal products)

Cows are BORN because of me nigger, your vegan dollars only kill animals and insects.


https://theconversation.com/ordering-the-vegetarian-meal-theres-more-animal-blood-on-your-hands-4659

Can anyone tell me what is the actual point of trying to change what people eat? I think shark fin soup is an awful practice but I don't post on Chinese cooking boards yelling at them for what they eat.

>>12272228
There isn't one, vegans are just shitty people.
This does not include vegans who just keep to themselves and don't give a shit if you or I eat meat or not, they're okay in theory.

>>12270914
>Slaughter eggs.

>>12272282
I agree, I think vegans should realize that meat eaters aren't going to change their ways, especially if you go after them in an aggressive way. I also agree with what >>12270731 said, being vegan really limits you to experiencing other cultures foods and traditions. I love to attend one of those camel slaughter community cookouts in Saudi Arabia.

>>12272228
It's just a negative side effect of good intentions stemming from ethical concern and empathy.
A lot of vegans do actually feel a strong sense of empathy for animals and are frustrated that others do not. Or that they draw arbitrary lines in the sand for their affection, like a dog being federally protected from slaughter or abuse, but not a cow. Admittedly I somewhat agree that that whole thing does seem like a bad double standard, but I know whatever I say will not have a meaningful impact on other people's minds, so I don't try to push that point to them.

show them pictures of vegans.

I have a radical idea, how about don't try and force your views on others?

>>12272327
Vegans only pretend to care about animals, it's easier to say.....
>I am a passionate crusader for the animals
Than it is to be honest and say
>I am a brainwashed retard in a starvation cult

https://theconversation.com/ordering-the-vegetarian-meal-theres-more-animal-blood-on-your-hands-4659

>>12272297
They macerate day old male chicks because they dont lay eggs. Meatcucks are so fucking ignorant about the shit they eat.

>>12272392
I am going to go out on a limb and say no, being vegan is not healthy lol.

>>12271126
bacon and beer for breakfast!
based and redpilled patriot

>>12272507
What do you do with mice and deer that get on your vegetables farms vegan?

https://theconversation.com/ordering-the-vegetarian-meal-theres-more-animal-blood-on-your-hands-4659

>>12272526
They don't do shit with them because i live in a civilized country unlike where that bullshit "study" is from. I know an organic wheat farmer who looked very confused when i asked about animals killed during harvest. "no dude they get the fuck away the machine is loud as fuck" is the gist of it. Btw grass fed cattle release way more methane than grain fed but you probably don't believe in global warming so why should you care.

>>12272556
Of course, the lizards, turtles snakes and frogs just hop Right out of the way.. Fucking vegan liar.

FYI (not that you give a fuck obviously) but animals to insects are killed with Many methods where your food comes from, deep tilling, pesticides, and intensive harvesting practices, including shooting animals.

Why bother telling you when zero vegans give a fuck about the animals they kill anyway??

https://theconversation.com/ordering-the-vegetarian-meal-theres-more-animal-blood-on-your-hands-4659

>>12272609
Deep tilling: not done by the local organic farmers i support
Pesticides are not used by the local organic farmers i support
I don't even think it's legal to shoot deer on your farm here.

Do your diet consist only of grass fed cattle perhaps?

>>12272668
Let me guess you have never worked on a farm???

The vegan delusion is strong. You will come to your senses when the deficient vegan diet has wrecked your health past the point of denial.

>>12272556
>i know a farmer who

nice debating skills faggot.

Veganism is a fucking starvation cult. You really think your diet can be good in any way when it defies millions of years of evolution?

Natural selection made humans omnivores and you a faggot. You must come from an overly sensitive, all providing concrete city in western Europe or North America. Soft-ass faggot

>>12272609
Conscientious grain farmers have developed a method where they start harvesting in the middle of the field and crun small circles outward so instead of the traditional method of going from the outside in where the critters are finally trapped in the center and slaughtered, they run outward and escape. It works. Stop pretending vegans equal carnists in your bloodlusting, maniacal and senseless slaughter of conscious beings.

>>12272711
Brushing teeth defies millions of years of evolution :D

>>12272709
No. I have never worked on a farm. I am nearly self sufficient with vegetables and totally self sufficient with my legumes. Pretty involved in collaborations with local farmers though. I probably know a heck of a lot more of the reality of having a farm than you ever will.

10 year vegan now? when am I supposed to stop?

A vitamin never found in plants? how delusional are you? D vitamin? step out of your moms basement in the sun .

>>12272722
Cleaning yourself is not against evolution.

Chimps do it. We just do it in a more sophisticated way.

>>12272720
Wow. Farmers have found a way to be slightly nicer, in one of the ten ways they massacre animals. Wow.

In grainfields, all large animals from deer to buffalo to their predators- wolves bears etc are banished, and will be culled (killed) if they are caught on the crop fields.

On cattle ranches, the cattle get to enjoy the acres of land and the natural sunlight. Vegans are satanist and the vegan movement seeks to sterilize the earth.

(Note- we beef consumers also sin against the predators and they have a valid complaint which I admit to, but with vegans it's even worse, because you eradicate their food completely)

You also eat more than just bread.

>>12272729
Means literally nothing. Only the stomach/digestive system matters, and the human stomach is most closely parallels the Lions and wolves stomachs, and we are totally opposite of the plant eating deer and cows.

The stomach doesn't give the slightest fuck what kind of eyes or claws you have.

>>12272733
I respect your freedom, so if you think vegan is healthy you're welcome to it. I am only against the lies of the "animal rights vegans" who cry about animals one minute, next minute they are paying money to a farmer who will buy bullets and pesticides with it to massacre "pests" ie insects and animals.

And the ten years vegans on YouTube look frightful, but I'm sure you are perfectly healthy lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30w3FtAI23A

>>12272733
Based! I'll bet you don't even have a huge acerage since the legumes would be grown in areas that needed replenishing nitrogen after a heavy feeding crop. People don't realize just how many vegetables can be produced on relatively small plots. If the imbecilic suburbanites with their 1/4 acre plots converted them to food production instead of Dow/monsanto sanctioned chemical war zones growing a single strain of grass, they'd get most of their vegetables for almost nothing, eat more vegetables because they actually taste good and lose weight tending them. But no, we can't promote that because it hurts the megacorporations' fee-fees and they own the US.

>>12272722
I commanded a basic training company in the army and we had to give classes on how to brush your teeth because many of the enlistees were southern whitetrash and blacks who had never seen a toothbrush, I kid you not. The south is a magical place.

>baldy poster finds thread and spergs out with strawmen and proof by example
Every time it's so easy lmao

>>12273102
Who is that weird looking woman in the upper right corner?

>>12270696
>Implying he has the upper body strength.

>>12270536
Kill yourself. Trust me, they'll convert.