/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12270267
yeah dude, I LOVE Aspic.

>>12270267
>short hair
dropped.

>>12270267
Sounds like a personal problem. I have a wife whos an engineer. We both make enough for her ass to chill at home when shes pregnant until she wants to go back to work. And we both cook.

Keep shitposting kiddo

>>12270345
good for you normie, now gtfo

>>12270267
They took her from me they took that from us

I'm not a lesbian.

>>12270345
Of course it's a personal problem for op. What are you fucking stupid? He posted the thread for a reason. Oh and I'm surprised you're so happily married that you're posting on 4chan when you apparently don't have time for the wife.

>>12270267
>tfw you’ll never be a 1950s suburban housewife happily making your husband three delicious meals a day

>>12270267
>happily

>>12270345
Wait until she cheats, divorces and takes half your stuff.
Remember. Divorce rates are upwards of 50% in the west

The American mid-1900s were absolutely fucking dire culinary years
Read any American cookbook from that era, it's horrifying.

>>12270697
fucking frogs and their cuck obsession

>>12270267
>ywn have a 50's housewife who thinks blowjobs are the work of satan and won't do anything in bed except missionary

>>12270729
>won't do anything in bed except missionary

with the lights off and no kissing or heavy breathing

>>12270267
But I do and in the summer time she wears easy to lift summer dresses with no panties.

>>12270267
Good, I don’t want that creepy domestic servitude shit. I want a relationship with a person not a maid I can fuck.

>>12270267

>1950's housewife
>you go off to work
>she's left home and fucks the milkman
>'your' kids look nothing like you
>she makes you cold Weiner-tot casserole and tomato aspic for dinner

them were the days...

>>12270267
>Nostalgia'ing for the 50s

Shit taste low test Omega faggot

>>12270306
See above

>>12271094
Thats not a the housewife relationship idiot. You're still a married couple and a team. She's the general of the house and kids, giving them a home and parent to raise them on a daily basis unlike most fucked up households these days where kids barely see their parents. The dads job is to bring home the money and support his family while providing a strong hand to reinforce his wife's authority with the kids. She isn't your servant, she's the mother of your children. I don't think it's any coincidence the country went to hell exactly when the women abandoned caring for their families to go to work for "muh empowerment". My wife is proud that she has a husband that can support our family and give her the ability to be at home so she can be the mother she wants to be to our kids.

>>12271094
Exactly. Not that there's anything wrong with fucking maids, but if that's your top aspiration you're an ambitionless cuck.

>>12271113
Hate to break it to you but your wife is fucking the postman

>>12271113
Okay yeah we have very different life goals in mind. I never plan on having kids, that’s not for me. I mean if that’s what makes you happy go for it but the whole lifestyle is just too constrained for me.

>>12271119
t. person who's never had a real relationship built on love and mutual respect and now thinks all women are thots.

>>12271113
If your wife isn't
>Highly active and motivated
>intellectually curious
>Familiar with the western literature and philosophy Canon
>Well off financially and well connected
>Skilled at arts and craftsmanship
>A genuinely fun person you enjoy spending time with

Then you're a faggot with low standards who prefers a pet over a partner. You're insecure. You prefer not to be challenged. You're unsure in your manliness, hence why you desperately cling to outdated stereotypes to validate yourself. In short: fucking cuck.

>>12270267
I don't need her to do anything except dress up decently. Not heels or make up, but maybe pearls and her hair up.
there's this stupid old image that is finally making its rounds between the people on my facebook of the "when a guy says he wants his wife to cook and clean" and it shows a woman holding a grown man in a diaper.
what the fuck else are wives for? they don't work, they don't raise the kids, they fucking should clean and cook.

>>12271113
>shes the general
>which means she takes care of everything that literal children aren't equipped to do
>which is literally everything up until maybe 6 years of age
Anon face it
Your idea of a wife and mother is definitively connected to the idea that she's taking care of the house
Not to the idea that she's her own person

And if she is her own person, why isn't she on here defending herself
Why are you speaking for her?

>>12271127
It was a joke. But seriously. Check on your wife.

>>12271139
My housewife quit her job at a law firm to raise our kids and now runs a bakery business out of the house that caters weddings in her spare time. She's better educated, more skilled and more "intellectually curious" than you will ever be anon. Trying finding quality women instead of bar trash and maybe you can find someone like that too.

>>12270285
Has there ever been a good aspic?

>>12270267
>50s recipes
>good
Pick one.

>>12271179
I have seen a fruit only based one, but its kinda hard to fuck up fruit.

>>12271176
Why are you so defensive then? My entire post was about having an equal footed, intelligent and interesting partner and your response is "well don't pick up at trash lol". You're alarmingly incoherent.

What's the last proper book you read, what's the last one your wife read?

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>>12270345
I know tons of pregnant wives who still cooked. Nice having a lazy cunt for a wife lmao

>>12270267
Is there anything more cringe than incels idolizing the 50s?

>>12271394
frogposters

>>12271354
On a scale of 1-10 how euphoric are you?

>>12270267
>>tfw you’ll never be suburban househusband happily making you and your hard working wife three delicious meals a day and keeping the household in order
Also you get to continue the NEET Life, while having sex, since Housework is hard, but not really that bad, if you are able to organize it well and effectivly, so you can still talk with your frens on /ck/ on all the stuff you made

Im pretty content with her deepthroating me

>>12271139
When I read your post I can almost see the hastily typing sausage fingers of a blubberous fedora-adorned pseud wholly convinced that having trite sophist shitposting matches about philosophical works he‘s never read and endless verbal fellation of Russian high-school classics on a literature section of an anime board makes him an erudite intellectual. Wash your penis and stop posting cringe. You‘re as apathetic and boring as every other hump that uses this website. Find somebody meek and loyal and stop convincing yourself you deserve any better.

>>12271518
this. BTFO

>>12270267
>3 meals a day
Lol fuck no, husbands making me mf money and kids are at school. I'm getting high for lunch on over the counter codeine and drinking wine. I expect to get a good smack for being such a fucking mess if I don't sober up by dinner tho.

>>12270697
50% of marriages end in divorce, not 50% percent of people who get a divorce in their lifetime.
Dipshits getting 5+ divorces really skew that statistic.

>>12271518
>When I read your post I start projecting really hard.
k

>>12271613
Textbook attempt to cope!

>>12271176
Can my partner and I order a cake from her for our gay wedding?

>>12271603
>Lol
not a word
why the fuck would you capitalize it like one

>>12271113
Your wife sounds like trailer trash if she's content to leech off of you instead of demonstrating her independence. Probably too stupid to realize she's setting herself up to be dumped by you when she turns into a saggy titted cow at 35 yo.

>>12270574

>>12271645
Because I was pretending to be a women.

Wives in the 50's generally served an assortment of slop from a can and then spent the rest of the day doing some cleaning then had drinks and gossiped with their friends while the husband was busting ass. You're longing for a past that doesn't exist, you might as well make tfw you don't have a wyvern to mount and the Maximilian plate and longsword to go with it.

Who the fuck wants three square casseroles a day?

I don't get why people idealize this shit.

>>12271766
flyovers

>>12271179
don't be racist man Mexicans are hard workers

>>12271139
Sure you do lying faggot

>>12271637
Doubtful. She's a staunch conservative.

>>12271656
She's a lawyer you dumb twat.

>>12270267
>happily
We all tend to forget what raging alcoholics people were in the 50s

>>12270345
cuck

>>12270632
Yeah, I wouldn't say 50's families were happy. Most had WWII vets.

>>12270345
>woman
>engineer
it's the details that make or break these lies anon

>>12271842
>a woman lawyer
Do they have to go to law school or can they just say "I identify as a lawyer" and you're a bigot if you say anything about it?

>>12271146
Fuck the 50's. I want cyberpunk harem.

>>12271468
Most women are not good at doing this. This is primarily why it's rare.
Hell, the issue today is nobody doing the housework or marrying at all in order to keep their wageslave jobs.

>>12270345
>we both cook
Haha gay

If you have a wife from the 50's, she's seriously old now.
>>12271986
I'm on board with this.

>>12271161
>>12271656
holy shit kill yourselves

>>12272440
they're just lonely

>>12272470
Thus spake Virginthustra

>>12271113
This is quite the boomer post. Literally something my gramps could write.

>not having a doctor or lawyer wifey making 300k while you stay at home and cook and shitpost
we have very different ideas of a perfect life anon.

>>12271094
pretty much this. I view my girl friend as a equal, the only time I demand she be submissive is in bed and she likes it.

yeah, wholesome grils are extinct.

>>12272475
kek

>>12270267

Good? Not only are women not food-slaves, have you seen the fucking slop they ate in the 50s? 10 different canned products slathered in aspic yum yum.

>>12270345
Have sex, oh wait you're married

>>12272570
only rich people ate that shit. Poor people ate real food

>>12271894
We also forget that there was both rampant domestic violence perpetrated against the wife as well as child abuse. And the wives put up with it because divorce was heavily stigmatized and she had never been educated or learned a skill. Keep fantasizing about the good old days, in reality they were horrific.

>>12272601
>And the wives put up
"To have and to obey". It was until the 1990s (30 years ago) when legislation was passed where a man could be formally charged for raping his wife.

>>12270267
So get one, tons of women want to be housewives.

>>12270700
This though.

>>12272601
now we just make them slave away for minimum wage and never give them a chance to be happy

>>12270267
i do. I call her mom

>>12271838
Not all conservatives are loony evangelical homophobes. A true conservative believes in maximizing personal freedom so they wouldn't oppose it.

>>12271139
sounds like you want a male friend

>>12272640
No true Scotsman am I right

>>12272649
t. has never seen a vagina in person

>>12270267
>When the diazepam hits you

>you'll never have a cute retarded tranny as a housewife making delicious food for you but sometimes fucking it up because she's too clumsy

>>12271139
>>12272659
no he's right, you just want to fuck dudes, which is fine, but since you don't know what the term "cuck" actually means I'm leaning towards angry homo

>>12272640
>A true conservative believes in maximizing personal freedom
wrong, that's a libertardian

>>12272640
Conservative values don't stop at politics nu-male

>>12270697
Stay at home housewives are the ones that cheat, retard. Ones with fulfilling careers don’t have crises when they realize they’ve done nothing their entire lives then go suck a bunch of dick to feel young again.

>>12272697
>>12272659
If I had to take a stab at it you haven't talked to a woman who wasn't your mother or your teacher in about 6 months.

>>12272659
t. >my gf is my only friend

>>12272702
You're completely wrong and ignorant, so I guess you're just young and drunk so you lash out.
All women cheat when given the opportunity. Back in the day it was also easy even without these "come fuck me" applications on their telephones since you had no real way to contact her during the day.
They cheat on better men than us, they cheat on bigger dicks, thicker wallets, and more loving hearts.
They just don't give a fuck about you or relationships. They might cry and pretend to care when it's in their benefit, but that is manipulation and you should be smart enough to not fall for it.

>>12272714
t. has no idea what women are interested in

>>12272731
enjoy that barren womb

>>12272735
Your girlfriend must be so proud

>>12272739
have some wine sweaty. You're cranky

>>12270267
>what do you mean there's no Pabst blue ribbon in the icebox!?*takes old Schlitz bottle and cracks it on her head*fucking bitch, lights up a camel , I shouldve died in guadalcanal
yep 50s pretty kino

>>12272754
>sweaty
I don't even know where to start

>>12272772
sounds comfy desu

>>12272714
Christ, nice greentext attempt, newfag! Lurk moar.

>>12272700
>that's a libertardian
Correct, a true conservative. Not a cuckservitard sucking evangelical cock.

>>12270510
You would have never gotten it anyways. You took it away from yourself. Loser. Lol

>>12271179
aspic is literally not bad at all apart from appearance

it's basically using whatever leftovers you don't want to spoil to make a slice like bologna. Saves money and you'd be surprised what kind of meals taste decent as a cold sandwich loaf

I'm disappointed by the lack of 50s pin-up posters in this thread

>>12274966
>high heels outdoors
>spilt drink
>oh im soooooo clumsy
>oooh did you just try to peek you naughty boy?

Thots will always exist in any timeline.

>>12274966
I deleted my collection of wholesome stuff.

>>12274966
when will we ever return to the bra-less era

>>12271113
Don't know why these zoomer fags are shitting on this post. There's nothing wrong with separation of duties in a partnership. He also never said anything about her doing only housework and child care, just that her main responsibility is home-based and his main responsibility is workplace-based.

>>12272702
LOL you're so fucking deluded. Career women are statistically more miserable. Stop projecting male qualities onto women just because feminism has force fed that down your throat for the last 30 years. Women, on average, find fulfillment through having and raising children, developing strong emotional connections and an intimate circle of friends, and finding a low-stress/short hour career that reflects either of those desires.

>>12270267
>gf and i enjoy googling recipes to try cooking
>go grocery shopping together
>try the recipe at home
>famished by the end of it
>she always gives me the first bite
i love her bros

>>12275517
Because the progressives have poisoned the minds of our youth into believing traditional household roles are evil. They don't realize the damage the destruction of those traditional roles has caused and the negative impact it's had. It's no coincidence that single motherhood rates are now through the roof. Broken homes are now the norm. Crime committed by youths has skyrocketed and that criminality continues on into adulthood. Every degregation of Western society can be directly linked to women leaving the home and their kids so they can go to work. You know what my wife finds empowering? Raising a healthy and successful family including kids that have actually been raised properly. You know what's not empowering? Working for corporate overlords so they can keep refueling their private jets while you try and pick up their crumbs.

>>12275552
The right is just as guilty. Corporate overlords supported it as a means of doubling the labor pool so they could keep wages low due to increased competition for jobs.

>>12271179
I personally like tafelspitzsulz quite a bit. It's essentially cooked beef in a thick broth. Served with onions and a little vinegar and pumpkin seed oil it's a nice starter.