/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12268416
Hey anon. You ok buddy?

>>12268423
feelin fine anon

06:00
>beer
11:00
>beer
>poutine
17:00
>beer
>pizza

I'm not doing so well

>>12268451
Poutine is always a happy day, anon

>>12268416
America here
6 am, sesame bagel-onion dip cream cheese
No lunch for the Slavie Wagie
7 pm Meatball sandwich with provolone
Sauce made from hot Italian sausage-browned-then puréed and strained for remaining flavor, red pepper strips chicken stock, Spanish onions and 3 cloves of garlic.
For dessert Egg custard (Pot de creme)

>>12268416
05:30
2 cigarettes, banana
06:45
Coffee
07:30
Coffee, cigarette
08:00
Banana, peanut butter, oatmeal
12:15
2 cigarettes, sardines
14:30
Cigarette, coffee
16:30
Cigarette, milk, peanut butter and jelly sandwich, 2 beers
19:00
Cigarette, bowl of beef stew, 2 beers

working on another now

10:00
>black coffee

20:30
>cosmopolitan

will probably continue drinking cosmos until i'm too drunk to mix them properly and switch to cape codders

>>12268416
6am - grilled cheese
24 oz cold brew concentrate

12pm - 6 oz cold brew concentrate with 2g red maeng da kratom

3pm - 24 oz cold brew concentrate

5pm - one bag natural microwave popcorn

9pm now. might demolish a family size bag of tortilla chips. haven't decided. my heart might explode first

7:15AM
>coffee

3:00PM
>coffee

7:00PM
>coffee

10:00PM
>air then sleep

>>12268416
0900 Steak med rare with pasta and tomato sauce

1300
two Burger King cheeseburgers.

maybe for dinner ill have the other steak and finish the pasta probably eat broccoli too.

8am:
>toast with jam
>scrambled egg whites
>chicken breast
>spinach
>hash browns

10am
>500ml milk coffee

2pm:
>Cuban sandwich

???
>Haven't decided on dinner

>having a routine
you fucks are just as bad as meal preppers

0430
>leftover tabouli and baba ganoush, 1/4 of leftover beef shawarma wrap, water

1700
>more tabouli, baba ganoush, falafel wrap, water, coffee

0020
>wendys avocado blt chicken sandwich, medium fries, cherry coke

Truckerfag reporting in

7am
Banana
2 eggs

12
Salad usually with chicken

6pm
Alcohol

8pm
Alcohol

9pm
An entire xl papa johns pizza
Alcohol

11:00 oatmeal mixed w/ jam and peanut butter, a bowl of matcha and a cup of earl grey

16:00 rice and vegetables w/ eggs or fish or tofu or meat or beans, a cup of earl grey tea and soy milk

21:00 nutty salad, natural yogurt w/ jam, a bowl of matcha and two reishi pills

11:00
>Cigarette
12:00
>vanilla syrup coffee concoction, something from the store when i buy cigarettes
And then dinner

Is this a data mining thread?

>>12270637
Update

>>12268416
>6~8am
Small something. Maybe.
>10am~3pm
Decent amount of something.
>6pm~10pm
Something else.

S'all I got. I didn't get into cooking to have a routine about what I cook for myself.

>>12268416
Today?
12:15pm
>frozen pizza (oven heated)
>jug of water
8pm
>crumbed chicken tortillas with garlic yogurt sauce, tomato, onions, capsicum, pickles, spinach
Whenever the fuck I can be bothered to get up
>some white chocolate
>coffee ice cream

09:00
>Banana Milk

12:30
>roasted eggplant and tomato salad with bread
>banana
>water

For dinner I'll cook some bacon wrapped pork fillet with mushroom sauce, green aspargus (if I can find some) and fries or rice

>>12268416
0830
>coffee
>1" slice of pineapple
>medium pink lady apple
>water

1300
>hot and sour chicken soup with rice
>water

1830
>chicken verde
>hoagie roll
>water

2000
>cheese toast
>olives (manzanita & black) in salsa verde
>water

0100
>toast
>crunchy peanut butter
>whole milk

7:00
>coffee
12:00
>coffee
>chicken thighs
>spinach
6:00
>meatballs
>broccoli

>>12268416
Why the fuck would you eat cigarettes?

Work routine:

0400
Peanut butter toast

0500
Cup of coffee

0700
Granola bar and earl grey

1030
Pastrami sandwich
Banana
Water

1500
Pot of tea (usually earl grey)
A few cookies

1800
Usually pasta with side salad

1900
Sleep

8:30
>gala apple

amidoinitrite

>>12269018
Caleb?

>>12270484

Punish your toilet

0845
Bread with nutella, 50c coffee from a machine

1345
Chinese (cantonese) feast with sweet and sour soup, noodles and pork

1900 (probably)
200g Salad with vinegar, tabasco habanero, water, msg, salt, cayenne

2130 (probably)
Grapefruit / kiwi / green apple

Uh

7am - banana, coffee

10am - andy capps hot fries

3pm - fazolis lunch special

8pm - probably hot dogs

11pm - ice cream or yoghurt

>Breakfast
Vector with strawberries and blueberries
Bagel with butter and honey
Orange Juice

>Lunch
Buffalo burger with guacamole and chipotle mayo
Lightly salted tortilla chips
Lemonade

>Dinner
Beef teriyaki stir fry with broccoli, cauliflower, peppers and mushrooms
St. Ambroise apricot Ale

>>12268416
Breakfast: Cornflakes with milk, tea with milk and sugar, a banana

Lunch: Cheese, apple, onion sandwich. An orange.

Afternoon: Two fruit pies, glass of milk

Just about to have an early dinner of spaghetti cooked in chicken stock with some bread. Basically homemade Super Noodles.

>>12268416
07:00
>a tablet of modafinil

08:30
>a leftover cinnamon bun
>a pot of green tea

Ten hours post cinnamon buns and I am kinda getting hungry now... Productive day though!

>>12268416
10AM: black tea w/ cream
1PM: a protein bar
7PM: a beef patty with a side of dill pickles
repeat for a month.

>>12268416
6:15 am
>500 ml energy drink
3 pm
>one kebab, 500 ml energy drink
7 pm
>500 ml energy drink

>>12268416
7:30
>two glasses of water and some black coffee, pretty much drink this throughout the day
9:30
>box of 4 godiva chocolates someone left on my desk
1:00
>big turkey sandwich from zoe's, and tomato bisque, chocolate cake. this was all probably 1500+ calories

will probably have chicken thighs and broccoli for dinner, ate too much sweets today

7am:
> Scrambled eggs on toast with paté / granola with greek yoghurt, honey, ginger and chopped fruits (alternating as I feel)

1pm
Whatevers on the menu, or on weekends probably a bunch of cold meats, salad stuff, haloumi, olives, pitta & dips etc

7pm
Big Meat + Carb dish, usually based around fish & rice, or meat & potatoes. Sometimes takeaway if I cba

Snack on apples & nuts throughout the day

>>12272171
>>12271658

Damn how many skellys are on this board?

>>12268416
11:00
Chili on mashed potatoes

17:00
Leftover Chinese food

17:30
Some candy my manager bought in from home

I woke up late and didn't have any tea

>>12268416
meal one: amy's veggie burger w/ some mayo kale and sauerkraut
some roasted potatoes and sweet potatoes
oats+whey+whole milk+raisins+almond butter
pecan pie lara bar (dates and pecans basically)
black coffee
snack: blueberries and greek yogurt

>>12268416
No cigarette with dinner?

Breakfast: Lemon curd with toast, various berries
Lunch: Normally tuna pasta or an omelette
Dinner: Very varied. Had a katsu curry tonight
Supper: Sardines + pickles

>>12268416
0800
>sleep
1000
>sleep
1200
>energy drink
1400
>cigarette, energy drink
1600
>beer
1800
>perfectly seared ribeye cooked rare and twice baked potatoes with crispy bacon
2000
>beer
2200
>beer
0000
>tequila
0200
>????

>>12268416
0900
>Coffee
1300
>Tuna fish sandwich with some cheese
>water
1800
>Spaghetti with turkey meatballs
>beer

>>12268416
14:00
>water
>cereal
>coffee

20:00
>tendies

>>12273142

Do you have have a job?

>>12268451
>getting up at 06:00
pleb

>>12270508
https://www.appliedbehavioranalysisedu.org/why-is-routine-so-important-to-people-with-asd/

9:00 am
>a muffin and nescafe gold trademark
12:45
>mcdouble, iced coffee and medium fries
4:00
>monster sugar free ultra violet.

>10:00
2 chocolate bread
1L of water for whole day

>13:00
Curry chicken sandwhich

>19:00
Mozzarella salad

Some chips after dinner til bed

>>12268416
0700 - large cup of v black coffee, a large sausage roll with apple and onion jam
0900 - some muscat grapes and a large glass of milk
1100 - haddock, mash, and beurre blanc, coffee
1500 - another sausage roll, half a bottle of zin, and a spliff
1800 - curried chicken, quinoa, chocolate pastry, rum baba, coffee
2230 - some lamb and foie gras, snuff
2350 - morels on toast, wine

>>12273189

>>12273220
>https://www.appliedbehavioranalysisedu.org/why-is-routine-so-important-to-people-with-asd/

>One of the primary diagnostic criteria for autism spectrum disorder (ASD) as outlined in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-5) is that the individual shows restricted, repetitive patterns of behavior, interests, or activities. And one of the key items of evidence to support the diagnosis is an insistence on sameness and an inflexible adherence to routines… extending down to minute details with things like the placement of toys, silverware, or bath towels… or into types of foods available at certain meals and the order in which they may be eaten… or the exact words and even tone of voice used in a bedtime story.
>This insistence on routine and sameness can only be categorized as obsessive and compulsive
>Any deviation from any of these particulars, even one almost undetectable to a neurotypical individual, can result in enormous anxiety and tantrums from an ASD patient. Adherence to routine becomes obsessively important and any sort of change is a major cause for alarm.

I wish I had this.

>>12268416
mines generally pretty weak

>work day:
11am: (before work) chicory coffee with or without ensure
ephedrine salts
multivitamine
3 cans of club soda
vodka
at work (2pm til 1am): butter fucking putting butter in my mouth is my job
1:30am (home from work): vodka til im hungry, cook greens in chicken stock, season with sesame oil, chilis and fish sauce, add yogurt to cream and eat while nodding at the fucking table

>off day
8-9am: chickory coffee, vodka and soda, marias
2pm: bread and cheese, vodka
2-9pm: vodka
9pm-1am: vodka
1:30 am: mama noodles pork flavour with fish sauce, chili sauce, greens and yogurt
multivitamin and two more cans of club soda

>>12273117
nah I'd had enough

Brekkie: slice of prune cake and a glass of coffee with milk
Mid-morning snack: a banana
Lunch: smoked lox and schmear on plain bagel with onion and olives (because no capers ;_;) and a large-ass cucumber salad
Afterwork bar snack and faggotry: micheladas and plate of mixed pickles
Dinner: pasta and cauliflower

Tomorrow:
Brekkie: raisin bread pudding and coffee with milk
Lunch: pasta with quick tomato sauce
Mid-afternoon snack: instanoodle with homemade kimchi
Dinner: leftover potroast in onion gravy with cauliflower stamppot and butter-braised carrot
Evening snack: veggie crisps while catching up on Doom Patrol

Sunday:
Brekkie: rice pudding w/banana
Lunch: "taco-seasoned" beef chili macaroni casserole with "taco cheese" top crust served with homemade tomatillo salsa
Dinner: idklol, something vegan, prolly. Carrot soup, maybe?

09:00 two Hardee's breakfast sandwiches
11:00 Loca Moca monster
18:45 sandwich and cinnamon roll

11:30 - 3 cigarettes and an energy drink
1:00 - 3 cigarettes and a 2nd energy drink
2:30 - 3 chips ahoy cookies
4:00 - 3 cigarettes and a 3rd energy drink
5:00 - 3 cigarettes and a 4th energy drink
7:00 - A cigarette
9:00 - Franks and beans with a side salad and cheese (attached) followed by a cigarette

coffee and dip for breakfast
coffee and dip and saltines for lunch
coffee and dip and sardines and fritos for dinner
and ive got dip for the rest of the night

9:30am: Giant bowl of spaghetti
6:30pm: Giant plate of sesame chicken with vodka

I can't eat lunch at work so I fill up in the morning and then I'm starving in the evening. Also I need to go grocery shopping.

7-10am

>came down to the kitchen
>instant nescafe coffee with soy creamer
>waxpen vape thing every few min and juul
>bowl of raw spinach

10am-4pm

>fried tofu with udon noodles and soy sauce, old korean spicy ramen packet, mirin, sesame oil, thinly sliced garlic.

>sauteed 'shanghai'/baby bok choy with garlic

>instant nescafe coffee with soy creamer

>Gween tea and Cawfeea not meming

>Cold brew coffee black

>waxpen vape thing every few min and juul

>bowl of raw spinach

4pm-now

>wax pen and juul

>perrier flavoured canned water (peach) x3 in both the math sense and emoji

>several bottles of water

>wax pen

>went out to buy more soy creamer and some unsweetened vanilla almond milk for my mom, got myself a bottle of german riesling (I know nothing about wine but i'm trying to move to germany so i thought maybe it'll help me learn german tonight when i study)

>didn't drink the riesling because i'm scared of aging and wanna look cute forever after i google 'does alcohol age you' and found out that it does and then thought about cool wine aunts and just said nah and left it in my car

>more canned perrier water

>more waxpen, almost empty now

>sitting in the kitchen

>my mom and dad are in the living room talking about the 70's and my mom doesn't understand the brown people at her job but that they're okay people as long as they conform to our rules

>in this thread
TL;DR i'm hungry

and no I'm not memeing about literally even any of this lmfao it's all 100% true sadly, I'm as much of a piece of shit as you think I am if you're ready this.

edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!!

>>12268416
>home made coconut
How does one even do this

12:30am chili
04:30am woke up, ate cold leftover chili
09:30am two full mouthfuls of vodka straight from the bottle
11:00am spinach florentine bagel with cream cheese, lox, tomato, onion, and capers
07:00pm cafeteria stroganoff with broccoli and two cups of black coffee

>>12268416
1pm
>water
3pm
>two duplex cookies
6pm
>half a tilapia filet, one scoop mashed potato, glass of milk
10pm
>2 eggs+cheese sandwich
10:12pm
>Beer

Sometimes I wonder how people can eat so much food multiple times a day.

>>12268416
1pm
>three ibuprofen washed down with a warm pint of alka-seltzer and toast
2.20pm
>big line of ketamine in the shape of the tribal tattoo on my thigh
4pm
>sausages and milkybars
5pm
>sausages and milkybars
8.30pm
>bag of raw mince, mashed up dandelion on a piece of bread, small pieces of metal, a yard of feta cheese for dessert
11pm
>cocaine
2am
>blood smoothie
2.30am
>just screaming
4.30am
>any type of fox I can find and catch
5am
>a cheeky sausage/milkybar combo
??am
>so many spiders

>>12274310
>Just copying the original gag
That's kinda weak dude

7:50 AM
>Oreo good humor bar
10:00 AM or so
>Sausage egg and cheese bagel from McDonald's
>Egg McMuffin from McDonald's
11:30 PM or so
>Strawberry good humor bar

Why the FUCK are egg mcmuffins $3.19 at my local McDonald's, I don't even live in a big city

>>12274325
took more effort than just reposting the image and achieved the same result of amusing literally nobody so I don't see a problem

>>12274359
You can't see shit nigga you blind!

3:30-coffee 2cgs
5:30-coffee 2cigs
10:00-coffee and cigarete
13:30-baguete from vending machine
18:30-coffee and dry cereal
20:00-a chilled glass of vodka

>>12268416
21:00
a large bowl of granola
maybe some water in between

>>12268416
day's just starting off for me so i'll post yesterday
9AM
>two scrambled eggs in olive oil with salt, pepper
>water

1130AM
>one sausage, microwaved
>handful of steamed broccoli tossed in light olive oil and salt and pepper
>15 raging bitch IPAs

8PM
>water
>pretzels, snyder's mini
>ham and cheese sandwich on white bread with mustard and sriracha sauce

>>12268416
12pm
>lemonade and vodka
12:30
>lemonade and vodka
1:00
>lemonade and vodka
.....
....
......
8am
>vodka and lemonade

6am:
Water
30mg Adderall (insufflated)
100mg caffeine (insufflated)
Multivitamin + various extra supplements

9am:
Water
100mg caffeine (sublingual)

12pm:
Water
100mg caffeine (sublingual)

2pm:
15mg Adderall (sublingual)

3pm:
Water
100mg caffeine (sublingual)

6pm:
Water
100mg caffeine (sublingual)

9pm:
Double whiskey soda.
Rotating meal prep.
Currently pork chops, salmon, and a bunch of vegtables. 1500 kCal, ~120g protein, 100g fat, 30g carb.

10pm:
Double whiskey soda

>>12275951
I was looking for this
Made me laugh so much lol

>16:00
An entire box of macaroni and cheese

>20:00
Like three tablespoons of peanut butter straight from the jar

>00:30
One small slice of chocolate cake

>>12276448
That is way too high of a sugar ratio, gonna give yourself diabetes

>>12270525
Fatass

>>12276003
whats your deal

10 am- cigarette
that's it so far. i need groceries

>>12268416
6:00
>Coffee until as of 2 weeks ago, trying to remove the dependency
>Ice cream
>Oatmeal
>Banana smoothie (milk, frozen banana)
7:00
>Egg, Potato Breakfast burrito
>Double tall glass of milk

9:00
>A liter of water

13:00
>Something like the following: Beef Cabbage Stew, Chicken and Dumplings, Lasagna, Pork Roast and Stewed Carrots. 4+ Servings
>Slice of homemade bread, buttered
>Double tall glass of milk

16:00
>A liter water

20:00
>Homemade bread with cheese, yogurt, egg salad, or sandwich of left overs.
>Double tall glass of milk

22:00
>half-liter of water.

>>12276568
Gotta go fast

15:00 - 19:00
Vodka and beer.

19:30
Chicken soup and french fries.

20:00
Popcorn.

>>12268416
morning
>coffee
>tea
Lunch
>protein cookies I baked myself
>lemon bar
Dinner
>lentils with vegetables and rice

Throw in snus and more coffee/tea at various intervals.

Bump

>>12268416
4:00
>0,5 l of vodka
>10 cigarettes