/ck/ - Food & Cooking

provides good flavor.

After taking a steak off the grill i'll usually put a tbsp of butter or so on top and then cover it with foil to rest for 5-10 minutes.

>swedes age their steaks in several pounds of butter
>French put cold herb butter on top of their fatty steaks
>why Americans
Because it distracts you from your special play pen. Hopefully your arrogance doesn't start a third world war, killing us all.

>>12267456
Big words coming from the land of the rising Cheeto.

>>12267464
it's the fritos who are rising you inbred hun.

>>12267415
that's way too much butter but I do like to add a little bit of butter and baste with it as it sizzles in the pan

>>12267415

Do you know how uncommon and expensive large cuts of beef are in Europe? Outside of Japan and perhaps Korea, no country does beef like Americans. Australian beef is plagued with disease and tastes like shit, that's why China is it's largest consumer.

>>12267464
Don’t be disrespectful towards President Trump.

>>12267493
I don't know about you but I personally get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos, or Fritos.

>>12267456
>Swedes
No we dont faggot

>>12267464
The fact that people think that the worst outcome of Treaty of Versailles was a stronger more fanatical Germany that was ignored until it was too late is astounding. Europe managed to create Communist China at the same time. You guys are hilarious fuckups.

>>12267527
Abloo bloo bloo

Shut up bitch

>>12267535

>>12267415
Why do Europoors spend everyday obsessing over Americans?

>>12267648
cause you guys always take the bait

>>12267674
You realize most Americans are probably laughing thinking you probably have some erotic obsession?

>>12267510
From what I’ve heard the Argies do steak pretty well.

>>12267510
What is Argentina?

>>12267711
>>12267712
Beat me by 5 seconds!

>>12267464

>>12267674
I'd like to say we feel sorry for you, but we really don't think about you at all. There are much better ways to get our attention though.

>>12267415
My guess is the steak has been aging inside of that airless seal of fat.

Oh look, I was right. And it's cheft Casper Stuhr Sobczyk from Denmark. Very American.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suhyTlTi28A

>>12267711
>>12267712

Gauchos in Argentina import American studs and raise American cattle breeds exclusively.

>>12267766
you dont know what the fuck you are talking about, holando argentina, angus and the old school english cattle(forget the name) dominate here

imagine amerimutts thinking their locally produced beef is of a remotely good quality when all their cattle are fed on subsidised pre-processed HFCS instead of grass.
japanese, australian or argentinian beef is 100x better

>>12267861
>imagine Americans thinking their beef is good
>I can think of three competitors

>>12267861
Australians only have a shittier version of wagyu, most of which are trueblood and not purebred. Argentina's beef is shit or at least it's cooked like shit because they always deep fry it or cook it well done. I'll give you Japanese beef nothing beats nip autism when it comes to quality. Chilean beef is also extremely good and they actually have an understanding of spices in Chile.

>>12267464
fuck to your mother, bitch

>>12267527
>communist chinese uprising, an indigenous action after years of exploitation by a rightwing fascist government, similar to cuba throwing off the shackles of bautista
>b-but europe d-did it, ok?
Has /pol/ really become this retarded? Christ.

>>12267415
It's an ageing technique

>>12268004
yes hans, yes , tell us more about how class exploitation led to the TOTALLY ORGANIC communist revolutions , and how evil right wing fascists are just so evil


please, continue

>>12268004
>I opened up a generic textbook.
Congrats, I bet you feel less guilty about the shit you caused.

Japan not allowing China to participate in combat roles during WW1, limiting their seats during treaties, combined with the Twenty-One Demands, just outright shoved them into communist uprising. If they had more representation at the Paris Peace Conference (literally caused by non-combat role), that shit wouldn't have happened. Instead they had to cede a ton of territory and watch the US compromise with Japan, then later watch Europe roll over when Japan attacked European boats and leave the League of Nations while attacking China.

>>12268059
europeans cant take responsibility for their own mistakes and have to project their inner self hatred on america. I mean they actually take pride in the fact that their countries confiscate peoples wealth to indoctrinate their own children to hate themselves. They look down on us because we dont do this. When you think about it, its pretty damn funny.

>>12267464
>T.

>>12267415
steaks these days are leaner and leaner.
especially in burgerland, ironically enough.

>>12267861
Imagine being this foreign, poor and stupid.
Let me guess, Eastern Europe?

>>12268194
>Imagine being this foreign, poor and stupid.
>foreign
relative term
>poor
according to the UN my country is the 3rd most developed in the world, compared to the US at #13, so if anything you are the poor one
>stupid
According to IQ and the wealth of nations (2006), both our countries have the same average IQ, honestly feels bad to be put on the same level as ameritards but not everything goes your way

Statistically, according to the UN, i am more likely to experience a happier life then you as well, so ive got that going for me

enjoy living in a 56% HFCS fueled israeli puppet state, cletus

>>12267464
>unironically calls trump a cheeto

>>12268251
>developed
>UN
Who has the largest economy
Who has the most nukes

There are currently 5 permanent members of the UN security council (aka the ones who make the decisions)
US
RUSSIA
CHINA
UK
FRANCE
Literally no other countries matter. I know shitting on countries that have a lower gdp and world economic power than some US states might be seen as punching down, but you fuckers really need to learn your place. You can post whatever metric you want to cope and make yourself feel better at the end of the day you post that shit in English on an american website. Everytime you eat your McChicken, everytime you buy an apple product, everytime you see a movie money goes to US.

>>12268251
Imagine having to look up official figures to defend how great you are on an underwater basketweaving forum. While you were out there quantifying how much happier than Americans you are, Americans were just out there being better without needing to justify it to anyone.

>>12267415
That butter is clearly to dry age the steaks.

>>12267456
w2c that hat

>>12268403
>we can destroy life on earth 5 times over
>that makes us more happy eventhough every metric of quality of life ranks the US at the very bottom compared with other 1st world countries
>b-but muh popguns, ok?
Lmao

>>12267963
>You're on your own
If only America followed that policy.

>>12268403
>Who has the largest economy
>Who has the most nukes
how does living in a country with nukes effect your daily life and happiness?
how does living in a country with 300 million other retards affect your daily life and happiness? do you think it would be different somehow if it was only 100 million?
At the end of the day only per capita statistics matter to you as an individual
>You can post whatever metric you want to cope and make yourself feel better at the end of the day you post that shit in English on an american website.
imagine claiming that australia only uses english as a language due to the great US of A
>Everytime you eat your McChicken, everytime you buy an apple product, everytime you see a movie money goes to US.
i dont shop at mcdonalds, buy apple or go to cinemas but i get the point you are trying to make here. you think there is a huge inflow of cash from the world into the US.
however, the US is in a huge trade deficit, while my country is in a very slight trade surplus(i.e. more money coming in then out). very weird argument for you to use when it is completely wrong and outside of reality, but ok

>>12268563
we did , you folks did two world wars. Because you have euro autism.

S A D !

>>12267415

Name one food that is not improved by butter

>>12267648
jealousy and being upset that we don't care about them any more than we care about somalia.

>>12267527
>Europe managed to create Communist China at the same time.
so they did something good for a change?

>>12267464
i love how this awful insult was still enough to trigger trumptards

>>12267415
>He doesn't deepfry his steaks in butter.

Look at this fucking europoor and laugh.

>>12267415
I'm an American and I cook my steaks using bacon grease

>>12268896
dont say somalia around the europeans, their women will get wet and their men will look for a dildo while waiting to watch


>>12269006
how can you look at europeans today, with maybe the exception of the italians and poles, and not laugh?

>>12267464
>land of the rising Cheeto.
im sure your libtard friends in womens studies thought that was a great line

>>12267834

>Foreign cattle dominate here.

I know, that's why I said that. Unless cattle are indigenous to Argentina...

>>12268177

>l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶r̶u̶m̶p̶s̶ ̶ hate drumpf
nice touch

>>12269141
It got 9 (you)s. You can bitch about how lame or uncreative his insult was but it served the purpose of an insult.

>>12268177
>every anti-trump person is pro-hillary
Absolute state of trumpers. Can't even understand their opposition.

>>12268403
>largest economy
>amerifats brag about how much money their jews have to feel better about themselves.

>>12269141
you forgot to mention hillary’s emails

I want /int/ to leave.

>>12269498
oh and the emails

>came here to talk about ageing beef
>find out its turned into beautiful /pol shitposting.

Fk i love this place.

Personally I enjoy dry aging my beef in bags for about 20 days. Fantastic flavor, no seasoning needed whatsoever.

>>12269161
no you said they import american breeds

>>12267700
>n-no, YOU'RE obsessed

>>12269165
>>l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶r̶u̶m̶p̶s̶ ̶ hate drumpf
>strikeout
w-what?

>>12267415
I dont, but I cook mine medium rare.

My girl used to be an in home care giver to a rich 95 year old woman who only trusted meat cooked well done. She also didn't have much appetite (for example she would buy very high end filet mignon and throw half of it away) so over the years my girl learned to cook in ways to get her to eat more. She figured out if she batted it with butter it would stay moist and tender even when overcooked.

She was so good at getting the lady to eat they kept her until the lady died a month shy of turning 100.

>>12267510
I've heard Argentina is on par with the US when it come to steaks since they raise a lot of cattle.

My mammy uses lard, not butter.

>>12267464
>all these ass ravaged flyover amerishits defending their retard president

baste

>>12268917
imagine being this FUCKING RETARDED

>>12269769
>Personally I enjoy dry aging my beef in bags for about 20 days. Fantastic flavor, no seasoning needed whatsoever.

Lol look at this faggot talking about cooking. Hey dipshit this board is for geo-political politics and fastfood. Get outta here with that gay shit.

>>12270177
meanwhile your country is probably being raped by achmed, gz

>>12267464

>>12267415
I dunno I'm baking a bunch of meat right now at 275. Slathered it in BBQ sauce probably gonna be dry as shit. Anyone want to have sex?

>>12270341
are you my wife?

>>12270102
its true we have more asado per month but you guys have more meat in each meal.

>>12267700
>NO YOURE OBSESSED

>>12270329
>he said this as his mom raped by tyrone

>>12267513
based and doompilled

>>12269497
/thread

>>12267861
Literally seething over american superiority

>>12268251
>pic
I never understood this. I'm circumcised and I can jerk off just fine.

>>12267415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LiKNGa9cJc

tl;dw it's an aging technique

>>12270735
hollywood movies such as 'american pie' always confused me as a teen, because the use of lotion in masturbation was a consistent factor, even though noone i know of does this. maybe that is related.
ready up on this dr kellogg guy, he saw the prevention of masturbation as being from the psychological damage of having the operation done without anesthetic, and the soreness that would follow the operation would break the habit in the following weeks, cant see him mentioning any long term physical pleasure effects directly as far as i can tell.
>A remedy which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis.
>The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment, as it may well be in some cases.
>The soreness which continues for several weeks interrupts the practice, and if it had not previously become too firmly fixed, it may be forgotten and not resumed.[51]

>>12270083
God you animeposters are fucking retarded sacks of shit.

>>12267861
Americans are so loyal to whatever Walmart feeds them that they will convince themselves that a higher quality foreign alternative is literally stealing their freedom - as long as it isn't sold at Walmart. If there is a lower quality foreign alternative of course Walmart will sell that, and then when the domestic producer goes out of business the Walsharts will just blame immigrants and minorities.

>>12267564
>>12267527
>>12268039
lmao triggered

>>12269141
>>12268263
>>12268177
Haha you fat piece of shits are really fucking insecure. Go back to your nazi tumblr

>>12268177
Rent free

>>12267464
All these bootyblasted drumpf subhumans

>>12267464
I cant believe how easy culture warriors are to bait. Have a (You) For exposing their thin skinned faggotry.

>>12267456
>swedes age their steaks in several pounds of butter
Va? Dumme fan.

>>12270873
.. and pepsi has the 5th biggest navy in the world.
Welcome to the corporate world, kid.

>>12267464
>orange man... BAD

>>12268403
Burger education lmao

>Israel
>India
>Pakistan
>Iran

All have nuclear arsenal and a standing army. If anything France and the UK matter less day by day, and I say that as a European. You're simply retard. Also thinking the size of the nuclear arsenal is the important thing is just beyond dumb. Read a book, fag

>>12271078
>*teleports behind you*

>>12267464
Drumpflets btfo!

>>12267464
here's your (((you)))

>>12271312
>these shitskin countries have 2 low yield nukes apiece, BURGER BTFO!!!
l m a o ing @ u

>>12268403
Why is France there?

>>12270667
All caps when you spell the man's name, biatch.

>>12267464
imagine being such a s0yb0y that you cant recognize the greatest president we have had since washington

>>12272527
Can't tell if this is bait or not.

>>12270873
>all those shithole southern states
Kek. Also how does Denver international Airport employ so many people?

>>12270873
i fail to see how walmart being the largest employer in a given state is worse than a government funded university being the largest employer.

>>12271975
The UK needed us. Thank to them, we have one seat.

>>12272639
Not him, but really?

>>12272639
Yeah who needs educated people when we can just ban trade

>>12268573

pic related is literally why we elected gronald blumpf

>>12272675
Rust belt elected him because muh manufacturing jobs. Then he shit directly on their face and outsourced more jobs than Obama. Thanks Trump!

>>12272738
the economy under trump is the greatest its ever been, millions of jobs created, stock market on a high, everyone is living the best life they ever have. only people complaining are the SJWs and the jews because they dont run our society anymore

>>12268573
>starts recovering dramatically from China dip with Bush
kek.

>>12272932
>calling any image with words a "meme"
>imgur filename
>posting non 4chan shit on 4chan
kill yourself

>>12267464
all the triggered snowflakes that replied to you neec a safe space lmao

>>12267464
>all these NPC redditors mass replying

>>12272932
>the jews because they dont run our society anymore
Obviously you're being ironic.

>>12272932
you are retarded. Trump is a kike puppet. Where did you come from? Kill yourself kike

>>12270666
>flyover
>tyrone

>>12273180
trump has always and will continue to put americans first, not you israelite scum
the only people who think that trump is owned by the jews are the SJWs trying to delegitimise his rule

>>12272527
ORANGE MAN GOOD

>>12267510
>Laughs in Scots.

>>12267464
the land of the rising Cheeto.

>>12267415
>Danish restaurant aging technique
>Hurr wai du murcins do dis

>>12267510
>uncommon
not really
>expensive
meh i guess but hardly ruinous. Honestly it'd cost more if you wanted to eat large cuts of a reasonably expensive fish like salmon
>Australian beef is plagued with disease and tastes like shit
that's funny, because I'd regard most american beef as pretty third world. A nice small farm grass fed american piece of beef? I'm sure its lovely. The average piece of "beef" you consume (and anything cheap over there)? Honestly I'd rather just not eat anything at all. At least that way I'd eat fewer growth hormones and fecal matter. I love blue steaks, and I'd happily have it with most british beef, most european beef, as well as argentinian and australian beef. American beef though? Fuck that I'd wouldn't risk having it worse than rare. The "food" in your country is an absolute shitshow, beef included

Don't even get me started on your tasteless GMO crap vegetables.
>https://www.motherjones.com/food/2015/08/poop-ground-beef-superbugs-antibiotic-resistant/
oh nonononononononooono

>>12267766
And the US in turn uses predominantly british cattle breeds
So are you saying US beef is just ripoff british beef?

>>12271312
I don't strictly disagree UK and france matter less day by day (t.brit), but they + germany are still the only countries that actually matter in europe. Any one of the 3 is worth all of the nordic countries bar norway, or all of the iberian + med countries bar italy, or all of the baltic states, or the entire V4, etc.

India is something of a rising power if they don't kill themselves via pollution or overpopulation first, china is a serious threat. The biggest issue for europe as a whole is really our declining population (this is an america problem too, since replacing whites with browns doesn't help geopolitical strength)

You're entirely wrong in that the size of the nuclear arsenal doesn't matter, unless your mere goal is "hope to kick off MAD with your ineffectual nuclear flailing". The things that matter are, in order : second strike potential / strike range, missile number, potential possible yield. So sure missile number isn't the most important thing but its pretty damn important, and in the things that matter most those are the only countries that matter.

>Read a book, fag

I really don't think you realise how weak most countries are. The US alone could BTFO the entire world, or at least make a good attempt. Britain, france, and germany could probably take on the entirety of europe bar greece. Any one of the 3 of them could destroy both india and pakistan without running any existential threat, at all. Iran too most likely.

Total war =/= modern geneva convention war

>>12271975
Because they were one of the original nuclear powers, and one of the 2 or 3 strongest military countries in the history of europe. Why wouldn't they be in there?

>>12272932
>>12273418
93000 jobs have been outsourced under Trump and wages across the board are stagnating. The stock market is high, which means the jews are making more and more money. Trump is an Israeli shill. They're literally naming a settlement district or something after him, and you're saying he doesn't serve him? See >>12273177

>>12274076
Not just any settlement. A settlement in the golan heights, aka the settlement israel tried to seize from syria for (((genie energy))), a company with a board that's a who's who of rothschilds and american deep state members.

Thank god they have someone like trump sticking up for them!. Must be nice.

>>12272629
Its major hub for that states

>>12269044

>56% mystery meat hominid claims actual human women get wet for Africans

>>12267415
Your real question should be: Why can't muggles, mudbugs, leafs and Euroqueers afford steak?

>>12267456
>b-but the swedes
>b-but the french

>>12272996
>epic trole!
how will drombf ever recover

>>12274322
Trump isn't affected, it's trumptards that got salty. And no, they will never recover.

>>12267415
because americans are dumb primitive land animals

>>12274289
O B E S E D

>>12274506
>O B E S E
Kek

>>12274289
>Last I checked you'd circle for 20 extra minutes-
What state are you checking in?

Around here sometimes we end up going up and two to three aisles because we get confused thinking there's a spot near the door, but then we realize there's a person in the 3rd handicapped spot leaving the 4th handicapped spot open. There's way too many fucking handicapped spots and they park like they're visually impaired.

>>12274526
California I guess, since that's where Achewood is set.

>>12267456
Cuck.

>>12272527
>unabashed puppet of the jews
>"greatest president"

>>12275545
>unabashed puppet of Putin
FTFY

>>12270070

They do, steer semen as well.

>>12267507
based. pan steak is best steak.

>>12275562
no, he was right the first time retard

>>12275634
>Says retarded thing while calling someone else retard