/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12259242
Corn isn't a vegetable
Inb4 everyone bitching about butter making you fat
Op's bait is shit quality
Made me reply/10

DO AMERICANS REALLY?

OP eats corn on the cob the long way haha

>>12259247
Um no sweety corn is actually a vegetable, a whole grain, and a fruit.
>>12259250
>licks fingers

>>12259242
There's something majestic about fresh corn on the cob... buttered and peppered... absolutely dripping with American spirit. I could eat a stack of them without even blinking

>>12259258
I did this as a kid at family gatherings and such and my dad would always yell at me and tell to it like normal person. Boy, was that an early warning sign.

>>12259300
Fuck had a mini stroke half way through

>* tell me to eat it like a normal person

>>12259242
Reeeeee!
*posts some reason why corn is inferior and/or "bad"*

>>12259300
hahaha

i will say though, the microwave method is perfectly good. you can get away with microwaving it straight up in the husk, and then cut off the tip and slide it out
a jew i used to work with taught me this and naturally i didnt believe him, but turns out it works just fine. then butter and salt
it's been a while, but 1min on high ought to do one ear, and i think for two it was 90sec

>>12259242
That ain't carrots bitch.

If we're going to stay on topic and talk about actual vegetables that are good with butter:

>broccoli
>asparagus
>carrots
>green and yellow beans
>sugar snap peas

>>12259349
>not including squash

>>12259355
Squash is a fruit my boy

>>12259369
you're a fruit

>>12259349
Beans are not fruit

>>12259340
You're right. It ain't carrots.

>>12259250

Butter is literally good on/with anything.

>>12259373

>>12259390

>>12259288
I'm not even American, but this.
Do you guys ever just remember enjoying food? Remember being 10? And you're at a birthday party for someone you play baseball with, and there's corn on the barbecue and a pound of cold butter sitting on a picnic bench that you just roll the corn in? I mean in retrospect it's sort of a cheap move to just buy corn and hot dogs for your kid's birthday but what more is really required.

>>12259441
Do you not have bbq/cookouts with your friends or something? Do you not enjoy food anymore? What?

>>12259441
>corn on the barbecue

nigga what? you must be a bogan

>>12259437

>>12259437
Soooo satisfying. The irritation of her stupid face. The way it scalps her. The catharsis of her delayed reaction. Her trying to keep it cool. I love it.

>>12259242
I prefer post cobbed corn

>>12259242

Sous vide parsnip done in butter. It's ridiculous.

>>12259242
Corn is one of those vegetables that rapidly deteriorates after it has been picked. Most people only ever get corn that was picked at least 1 week before it hits the shelves even in season, so they think you have to slather it in butter for flavor. Fresh picked corn, lightly steamed is amazing w/o anything added. But keep being fat because you think fresh picked vegetables are a jewish scam, lol.

>>12259242
Agree. Growing up eating like 8 or so for dinner wasn't considered odd. Hi from Ohio...

>>12259390
DO