/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12258659
Shit i wish i knew someone that still madr sloppy joe, seems like everyones always making the fanciest reddit shit at bbqs now

anyone else consider corn to be an important part of sloppy joes

Who the fuck puts cheese on a sloppy joe

Haven't eaten one in ages. The other options just seem less messy.

I had a sloppy joe last week and remembered, I love sloppy joes.

>>12258659
I grew up on those at least 2x month. No one in my family now really likes them but my wife's son and myself . I don't do the manwhich tho I make my own sauce for the beef now and use white American on a toasted bun

>>12258669
You scared of a little mess?

>mom used to make sloppy joes and mac n cheese when i was a wee lad
those days are never coming back

>>12258677
Your mom was a wonderful person.

And a demon in the sack! Hot diggity.

>>12258673
>my wife's son

>>12258659
It’s dope, my mom used to make sloppy joes a couple times a month when I was a kid. I always looked forward to sloppy joe night. If you buy premade sloppy joes from a can or a tub you’re getting the absolute worst sloppy joe available. You have to make it fresh from good quality ground beef.

>>12258665
Absolutely not.

>>12258668
Some people do, I don’t and we never did that at my house growing up.

>>12258675
No, but I am not a big fan of dripping sandwiches. I would always put too much meat.

>>12258702
Sounds like you are.

>>12258659
I make it from scratch
no canned ingredients or spice mix packets
topping them with cheese seems a little excessive tho

Anyone got a good recommendation for a sloppy joe recipe?

>>12258691
problem, incel?

>>12258735
>1lb lean ground beef
>1 small sweet onion, diced
>1 green bell pepper, diced
>2 cloves garlic, pressed
>1 tablespoon spicy brown mustard
>1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
>1 can of tomato paste
>1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
>1 can plain tomato sauce
>1 tablespoon rolled oats
>salt, pepper, and oregano to taste
>optional: 1 pod of star anise

Brown the ground beef in a large sauce pan on high heat. Get the edges nice and crispy. Drain the fat, reduce heat to low, add all remaining ingredients. Cover and simmer for 30 minutes, serve on toasted buns. Fish out the star anise before serving if you used it. I like the way it tastes with beef but I know some people don’t like anise.

>>12258659
how come they don't put that shit in hot dog buns? seems like it would be easier to eat that way, and they're just as common in grocery stores as burger buns.

>>12258659
I'd rather make burgers or chili using the beef.

>>12258760
Good question, maybe you found a market gap.

Made from scratch it's dam good. Steer clear of the can shit.

>>12258713
well I AIN'T SO QUIT SAYIJNG i AM!!! *angry devil face emoji*

>>12258659
Cheese on a sloppy joe? Is that something that other people did?

>>12258752
Fucking kill yourself, you permavirgin piece of shit.

I wanna make a sloppy joe runza now

>>12258759
what are the oats for?

>>12258659
make it twice/week
my Mom got Emphysema from Dad’s second-hand smoke and doctor prescribed red meat plus tomato, Vitamin C helps you absorb iron

>>12258759
Sounds like the real deal here.

>>12258759
gonna try this, thanks anon

>>12258668
I almost always put cheese on. Make an open faced sandwich, throw a slice on each have and throw in in the oven for a bit to melt the cheese.

>>12260887
You clearly are.

>>12260911
>that post
>those digits

>>12258659
if it hadnt been for sloppy joe i would have been married a long time ago.

>>12262034
>He brought disaster wherever he went The hearts of the girls was to Hell, broken, sent
>They all ran away so nobody would know
>And left only men 'cause of SloppyJoe

>>12258665
I had a "Sloppy Joe Slider" at a cookout and it had Black Beans, Spiced Turkey Burger, Corn and Fire Roasted Tomatoes on a potato roll. wasnt ooey or gooey , so I went and got a pork steak instead after a couple bites. the dogs seemed to enjoy it ;^)

>>12258659
Bretty good for that student budget.

>>12260926
Thickener and texture.

>>12260926
If you dont like oats a little cornstarch would do

>>12262475

>>12260977
sad

>>12258760
This really got my noggin joggin.

>>12258759
Gonna make this tonight

>>12258665
Fucking disgusting baka desu senpai

>>12258675
Yes, it's disgusting.

>>12258668

piece of cheddar or my fave:
a dollop if this
so good

>>12258735

my wife made a batch from scratch a few months ago and they were tasty

still can't go wrong with this

mincemeat is the worst food there is

>>12258668
What kind of faggot doesn't like melted cheese

>>12262034

I'm more of a juicy thigh man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZvpHwoQfqk

>>12260926
makes it less sloppy

>>12258673
why don't you just call him "son", anon? Sure you have bonded to that point by now

>>12258659
I have a can of sloppy joe. It doesn't contain meat, am I supposed to add ground beef or something or is that stuff in the can what sloppy joe is?

>>12262930

Stinky Suzie

>sloppy joe
FUCK YE-
>cheese on said sloppy joe
FUCKING DROPPED.

>>12262930

Dripping Diane

I just don't like the very idea of eating something sloppy like that. Why eat this over a good burger? No idea.

>>12263111

I feel sorry for his girlfriend.

Isn't a sloppy Joe just ground beef and bolognese sauce on a burger?

>>12258659
Kind of like meatloaf, I will not eat a sloppy joe ordered out in a restaurant, just too much can be scary, not even in Key West.

I used to only make it from time to time because it can be made from previously frozen ground beef, and crumbled up, and fulfill the hamburger craving without needing to pat out some patties. But, I did attempt to make them from scratch a few times when I wanted to do it right.

I butter toasted insides of soft bun. I used soft french rolls (publix).
Coarse ground sirloin, drained all rendered fat, sauteed with diced green bell pepper, red onion, minced red jalapeno, pressed garlic. Stir in a couple of shakes of Heinz chili sauce, shakes of worchestershire sauce, dry mustard powder and my secret ingredients...tsp minced pickled cherry peppers (Cento Hot Pepper Relish) and Tbsp of hot mango chutney for sweetness, any chunky bits minced further.

I found a recipe that suggested sharp cheddar and fritos on top of the meat, sandwiched in the bun....and it was great, actually.

>>12263131
Oh, I wish it was bolognese sauce. Most recipes are sugary sauce and there's even premade sauces, think closer to American ketchup than actual ketchup and added to a sauce. Sloppy joes are disgusting sweet shit.

>>12263131
>chili powder
>Bolognese sauce

>>12263140
>my secret ingredients
Fuck off you simpering faggot larping as an italian nonna, they aren't special.

>>12258659
Sloppy Joe's are just hamburgers that are 50% ketchup and taste like the inside of an asshole

>>12262751
>don't use bell pepper, never use bell pepper
>oh ew, I don't like anise don't use that
>don't use oregano anon it's not pizza sauce!
>oh it's too tart, put in some sugar
>it needs more sugar anon!
>yum so tasty!

W-wala.

>>12258677
We all wish we could go back

The Maid-Rite franchises essentially makes these, but they state it's not a Sloppy Joe.

>>12258668

i do, but mine is grated sharp cheddar and i let it melt for a bit while the bottom bun gets soggy. melty cheese holds the top lid on nicely.

it's called sloppy for a reason.

Using hot dog buns for sloppy joes is next level

>>12258691
>he took the bait

>>12258659
I've never had a "horribly wrong" one. Had them all the time as a kid, parents would use a mix powder and water to flavor the beef. They stopped selling that brand, so I just use manwich.

>>12263991
I think a sloppy joe needs a tomato based sauce

>>12258691
>newfag

Nice

>>12262903
Because his real dad comes to our house a lot, so it would be confusing.

>>12262850
>4% milkfat minimum
>minimum
Daisy is fucking based

>>12258659
Isn't it just a way to use leftovers?

Loose meat is better

>>12258659
My dad makes them sometimes. Nice and wholesome.

>>12258759
Forgot to menton chili powder, that’s important too. Add it to taste.

>>12258760
It'd probably just make the bun soggy and break it or deep through

>>12265990
Your dad seems like a cool guy.