/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12244727
I missed these threads. Do you remember the webm that used to be shared sometimes where a street vendor cooks an egg sandwich? I always liked that one.

best /ck/ youtubers?

>>12245069
god i fucking hate hipsters

>>12245074
I don't think I've seen that one, is it the one posted before the post?

>>12245076
How

>>12245076
i want to eat it

>>12244738
Angel cake?

@me video clips you want webms of

>>12245106
That scene in Room Service where they finally get some food and they're all eating it and Harpo is rapidly sticking small pieces in his mouth at a time.

>>12244738
lewd

>>12244727
What is that thing

>>12246031
post op transexual

>>12244727
Thought it was phone case, was about to type do American really

>>12246050
Why is his eye so red

>>12244738
>>12246005

>>12245069
A never ending supply of breakfast sandwiches and you never get to take a bite. It's like a greek myth.

>>12245075
joshua weissman

>>12244727
Her face looks so tense, like she's constantly pushing out a huge shit.

>>12245084
does

>>12246113

It's a black thing, same as how their teeth are generally whiter than those of Europeans.

t. southerner

>>12246202

>>12245076
What if somebody eats his egg fort?

>>12245076
?

>>12246467
he

>>12244729
Really. Really. Pisses me off. Idk y tho. I think its the head shake at the end. Like “joy response initiate”.

>>12246651
get

>>12246223
>like a greek myth

>>12246680
out

>>12245076
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>12246680
>>12247422
>those digits
BTFO

>>12247422
>>12246680
>>12246651
>>12246467
>>12245084
he doesn't

>>12247544
>cottage cheese
I'm out!

>>12247631
gay

>>12244727
dumb bitch acting like a child with her fucking food again
no table manners, the pizza is cold and looks like shit too after her 50 takes

i am a part of sams club

>>12247732
That's a kike.

>>12247544
do not use coconut oil for anything, it's literally the worst type of oil

>>12245076
>can't 1 hand crack
He is no king

>>12246963
Imagine being able to eat a fast food burger that actually looks like the ones in advertisements

>>12244738
Now I want some castella.

>>12247544
jesus Terry, it looks like a god damn sloppo

>>12245110

>>12246113
He's crying because he's eating some super hot wings

>>12247424
is this new?

>>12248474
not really

>>12248096
Why are old movies better than new ones?
Why do we get Adam Sadlel type fart humour comedies and capeshit actions and none of this kind of smart and subtle comedies?

>>12248467
that was very hard to watch
i'm at a loss for words
we've weakened them all, such that when the time to really use them comes, they are insufficient
i can't call that awful, vile, disgusting, sad, depressing, disturbing, terrifying, soul crushing, etc. all of those words or expressions pale in comparison to what that webm made me feel.
it is close to the "Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had".
tiring. it tires the soul.

>>12248474
No but you are.

>>12248556
Dont forget to subscribe to joeys youtube channel, fellow muchacho. WooWooWooWOO!

>>12248564
SEAT SNIFFING CREW CHECKING IN

>>12248646
I'm still waiting on someone to do an edit to one of these videos when he does the dumb face tilt to the side thing it get scrambled and it looks like his face is falling off.

>>12247917
Whatever shitty area you live in, move out. I lived in a shithole ghetto for 5 years, every fast food place was garbage. Moved to a whiter area, where the managers of BK and Wendy's actually give a damn about hiring decent employees, now the food is always great.

>>12247416
lol wtf?

>>12244729
>>12246659
It's actually the face combined with the autism. She's southeast asian. I dated someone who looked like a chubbier version of her. Had to break up because I could not deal with her personality

>>12248657
imagine living in a country with no standards for meat

>>12248657
lmao none of these are even close to accurate

>>12247732
have sex

>>12246425
t. scat fetishist

>>12248657
Did you know this video was edited on a mac computer assembled using underaged slave labor with manufacturing processes that have irreparably damaged the environment?!?! Did you know that by existing, YOU ARE DEPRIVING OTHER LIFE FORMS OF THEIR EXISTENCE

>>12245076
>cracks egg with both hands
>crowned king
More like the egg jester cuz you clownin if you think that shit makes you a king

>>12245069
cucked
how is your wife and my kids
faggot

>>12246223
More like an American myth

>>12247873
It's a great for tossing salads tho.

>>12248657
Holy shit, meat is made of... meat.

>>12244727

>>12244727
>We haven't had one in a while
Who the fuck are you trying to kid

>>12247424
>There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest egg around?! Oh my Egg.
>I can almost see your pathetic overweight eggshell glowing in the dark, lit by your egg screen which is the only source of egg in your room, giggling like an egg as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the egg. Or maybe you don't even fill in the egg. Maybe you're such a disgusting EGG that you actually paid for an egg pass, so you just choose the egg. Oh, and we all know the egg. The "epic" Surly King egg, isn't it? I imagine you little egg laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your eggs on the floor, but it's ok, your egg will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your egg. You are a fat fucking egg, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown egg who spends all his time on eggchan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a mcmuffin or an omelet or something grand, and then you became a EGG. A pathetic Eggfag EGG. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become an egg of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little egg laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old egg that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>12248883
They're 18 in that video right? No pedo

>>12248883
This is weird right? Sharing a icecream at that age is considered not normal right? right!?

>>12248933
no. they are 17.75. You sick fuck.
>>12248985
yes. It made me uncomfortable

>>12248883
>2 ebony teen take turns sucking on white shaft

>>12248710
looks like a K-drama

>>12248874
If only I could read nipshit

>>12249041
Looks like gelatin, flowers + berry, more gelatin, and custard.

>>12247544
>tfw can't turn on the audio to hear Terry
Thanks, moot

>>12248666
This is the attitude that is destroying this website. Learn how to do that and make it yourself; you're talking about video editing techniques used by self-taught teenagers.

>>12244738
This is malaysian jiggly cake, actually I think it comes from taiwan or something, but spreading around that area now.
There's cheese in it.

>>12247716
fucking gag

>>12248096
Oh shit, you actually delivered. Nice.

>>12247728
Vegetarians are absolutely disgusting.
>haha virtue signalling look at all these vegetables
>now put in the eggs, cream, cheese, and milk haha

>>12247737
>vegan
>egg

>>12249308
Sam is about as far away from a vegetarian as you can get.

>>12249322

it's a shirt making fun of vegans.

That's beef.

>>12245106
Kodoku Gourmet webms please

>>12247716
>not using split top New England style rolls
pure shit

ALL HAIL YOUR EGG QUEEN

>>12249308
>Vegetarians are absolutely disgusting.
is there something wrong with you? There is beef in that calzone.

>>12249674
That brand of chorizo is so gross, made me sick the only time i used it. Probably because its so cheap.

These are just from youtube

>>12249749
so is my dick

>too long 120.02s

>not naming ur fuken webms

>not spoofing filenames

>>12249862
>whipped cream on cheese cake
...

>>12249027
>double eyelids
>Koreans

lol

>>12248883
muh dik

I'm still taking webm requests, but I'm going to bed so delivery will be tomorrow

>>12249881
>double eyelids

huh?

also those people look korean as fuck

>>12247416
The men still manage to be more attractive than the women

>>12249908
Theyre chinks

All asians except japanese have been copying the korean standard set in media, so its pretty hard to tell.

>>12247917
Live in a white neighborhood

>>12249668
how does she get out?

>>12249916
The Korean bowl haircut is ugly as fuck. I hope it doesn't spread.

>>12250032
Way too late to say that

>>12250058
>>12250032
>>12249916
>>12249908
>>12249881
It is a Vietnamese song.

>>12248657
> cancer-causing chemicals
every chemical causes cancer these days
> refined wood pulp
did you faggots mean fiber? it doesn't matter where it came from when the fiber is purified

>>12249749
Source?

>>12250205
kodoku no gurume
watch it
a show about dude eating food
also apparently all the shops featured do actually exist in real life

>>12250328
>kodoku no gurume
Thanks. Will be sure to watch it.

>>12244727
That is some crappy-looking pizza.

>>12248877
You have autism.
Just wanted to let you know.

>>12250398
That's because she's been trying to film the perfect shot, had to let the pizza get cold, then threw it out

>>12250400
Isn't that because they have to fit all that information on the box/bottle?

>>12250405
Nothing wrong with cold pizza, but that particular pizza wouldn't have been good at any temperature.

>>12249867
>cake mix
>oil
yikes

>>12250435
prob vegan

>>12250435
Greeks use olive oil for nearly everything.

>>12245069
white power

>>12245075

Binging with Babish is pretty good

>>12250460
Agreed

>>12248758
huh are you american or something?

>>12249322
did you see the 3 meat patties too? dumbass

>>12249994
she has to wait for the yearly typhoon to wash everything away

>>12249879
Broad had the hands of a pig beast, would you expect her to not find a way to cram more sugar on the plate?

>>12249668
>egg is just a supporting character
get out

>>12249308
>look at me, I'm vegan and better than everyone else.
>can't even distinguish an obvious regular person from a vegetarian
If I've learned one thing from the vegans here is that the diet has a noticeable detrimental effect on the brain.
That, or it was malfunctioning in the first place, causing veganism.

>>12245075
that one guy who finishes all of his sentences with an upward inflection. holy hell is he annoying to listen to, but his videos are solid.

>>12250400
I expected the pills to be in a plastic bag

>>12250566
That wouldn't change the wasted space vs actual product much.

>>12250606
That would still be useless plastic packaging

>>12246050
>That gallon jug looking like a mug in his hand
Damn, Shaq is huge.

>>12246050
I thought about shopping some chicken in his hands while he looked like this, but it's no fun if he's actually holding some.

>>12249710
Yep, this is the brand. Read the ingredients.
Its fucking disgusting. I made a breakfast casserole with it and it was absolutely ruined. Could only eat a few bites before throwing it out, it was that bad.

>>12250469
I assumed those were soy protein patties.

>>12247732
is that the jew girl from the avocado restaurant webm?

>>12244727
what the fuck is she saying? "bela"?

>>12250737
I kinda want to know too, but no clue where it's from. Thought she probably said pizza, but I'm not lipreader.

>>12246223
Joke's on the white guy. He either keeps doing that and dies after 4 sandwiches or he leaves to go puke or give up.

>>12246963
Movie?

>>12248746
based housekiposter

>>12246050
Based Shaq-Attack

>>12247544
that looks so fucking delicious
Based Terry

>>12248883
B L E A C H E D

>>12250633
>Shaq is huge.

>>12250916
Man, these guys could carry me around in one of their pockets.

>>12248883
what the fuck? I wonder if they wanted to embarrass their father because they knew they were on camera

>>12245075
Mark Wiens

>>12248799
it cant be

>>12246590
God forbid he ruin the sanctity of these stupid ass threads.

>>12245075
Cooking with Mama Donna

>>12244727
>the generation "selfie or it didn't happen"

>>12247716
>recipe includes some fucking wacky shit like 'hearts of palm'
Thanks for immediately letting me know this recipe is shit

>>12250990
>palm hearts
>wacky
Flyover detected.

>>12250855
That's 'The Terminal' I believe.

>>12248474
oof

>>12247873
(it isnt btw)

>>12248877
Same as /pol/'s ironic "Now that the dust has settled" meme.
>2016 election
>been a week
>Now that the dust has dettled, was Trump a good president?

>>12250737
>>12250755
She's obviously saying "pizza" is some stupid fucking voice because she thinks it's cute. God I fucking hate women so much. Thank God I'm gay.

>>12251085
I know it's common for lesbians to hate men, but I hadn't heard of gay guys hating women.

>>12250916
he's a big guy

>>12251119
Not common.
I have met a few misogynist gay men, though

b idiots

>>12251151
Bidiot?

>>12250400
I love Taran

>>12246355
mah nigga. He is pretty neato

>>12244727
Uncanny with that huge mouth. She looks like a disney cartoon.

post the one with the frog and the chink

>>12247873
Its nice for beating your meat

>>12247873
Alright, I'll go back to cooking with diesel.

>>12246488
Are they whiter or are they whiter by contrast? Though you may have a point, asians seem to have darker teeth.

>>12248552
Its what sells tickets.

>>12245075
DinoTendies

>>12249111
the cook must be part mexican im guessing

>>12250990
>hearts of palm
>wacky shit
Come on, anon.

>>12247059
can you imagine the sheer weirdness of being in a series of meetings with 7-figure executives discussing baked potatoes without a shred of irony as an absolute slam dunk for the chain

>>12248467
how in the hell does this kind of filth not violate youtube's TOS

>>12248883
the slight camera zoom gets me every time

>>12249749
Reminds me of that anime about the kid from a tonkatsu restaurant that was also a DJ.

>>12244727

Retarded and about to cry.

>>12251577
Last time I was in a Taco Bell there was some sort of corporate walk-thru where like 6 people in expensive as fuck suits with perfect corporate appearances who would never be caught dead eating that garbage were walking all around and commenting on this and that, saying things like "Yes the Baja slush should be a big draw for the summer" and "Are the crunchwrap cheetos sliders a necessary feature?"

I had to get the fuck out of there, it was so goddamn unsettling.

>>12245076
this is lame. glad he ded irl tho. his son gave up entirely to so it's all gone. it was sad the way he went, that was horrible. I feel bad for his family as they are all dirt poor.

>>12251740
That would make a good short story

>>12248096

So Jewish it's kosher.

>>12251835
What? What's the story here?

>>12249755
>GoroSanJoinsTheBlueManGroup.webm

>>12252130
he was on his way to the egg shack one morning and was hit by a car in a fatal accident. he didnt come out of the coma so they had to pull the plug on him.

>>12251835
>>12252130
>>12252160
>Egg Lord is dead and the Prince Who Was Promised abandoned the fort

>>12249749
>>12249755

ReviewBrah's autistic japanese cousin?

>>12249849

Bretty cute.

>>12252173
he was taken from us to soon

>>12249134
Like a weird Pannacotta I guess.

>>12250328
>>12250331
http://www.lonely.cafe/en/restaurants/map

>>12245075
Quang tran

>>12247873
I condition my hair with it and use it to beat off in the shower. It's a multipurpose wonderfood.

>>12247416
>Cuts off the shitty fat bit to feed his girl
madman

>>12246050
Shaw is small time.

>>12245076
LOL EGGS LOL EGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS LOL HOW DOES HE FIT ALL THE EGGS UP HIS TWAT WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF THERE?? LOL SURLY EGG CHAD LOL EGG VIRGIN LOL EGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSS EGGS EGGS EGGS
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EGGEGGEGGEGGEGGGGGGSSSSSS LOL EGGS HOW??? HOW DOES HE EGGS??? LOL EGGS LET'S HAVE ANOTHER 300 REPLY THREAD WITH THE SAME 45 WEBMS POSTED LIKE LAST TIME LOL EGGS

>>12247873
Is it okay to use as lube

>>12253012
Are you black
Black people always smell like coconut oil and BO

>>12253078
top kek.

fucking why? what a goddamn idiot.

>>12248657
>"Did we creep you out?"
I'm creeped out that you're telling me what to feel.

>>12244727
Is she saying "penis"?

>>12253143
He died idiot, show some respect
Btw stale pasta

>>12253078
Post more beast

>>12253332
He has many world records.

>>12253078
Literally the funniest shit I've seen all year

>>12248467
I miss the old joey threads.

>>12253359

>>12253346
What is inside the bottle ?

>>12253370
Maple Syrup.

>>12253078
tabasco isnt hot only 3k scovilles or so.
its like vinegar if you eat 60k+ on a regular base.

>>12253365
looks like a scat vid
what is this ?

>>12253483
That's the habanero tobasco.

>>12253380
This webm with sound is one of the most unholy things I have ever witnessed.

>>12253501
chorizo meat.

>>12253577
>food redditors eat

>>12253592

>>12253609
>3 ingredients
>here is how it's constructed

>>12253617
N

>>12253624
The cross section looks like hulk hogan

>>12253624
>good steak cut by pretentious prick wearing NBC gloves on lacquered tree stump before being ruined with more cheese than steak, then being sprinkled with fried pork

Killing this man is justifiable homicide right?

>>12253609
>shows how its made
>NOW HERE IS HOW IT'S MADE
>shows the same fucking thing

>>12253648

>>12253709
So this is the food horror thread?

>>12253736

>>12253736

>>12253648
They ruined it

>>12250990
Lol, let me guess limes are just hipster lemons?

>>12253753

>>12253757
>hipster

>>12253771
everything in this looks good

>>12253746
It's gross no matter how many times I see it

>>12253771
I've never understood why you always post this as an example of hipsters. Just because one guy has a tattoo and a striped shirt?

>>12253807
Everyone must see it.

>>12253812
Please stop. You're making me nauseous

>>12253821
So like pasta. Or bread. Tortillas are fucking boring.

>>12253821

>>12253827
Dude. That looks SO viral

>>12253839

>>12253828
>that'll be $6000 plus $50 for the pods, each

>>12245075
Henry's Kitchen

https://youtu.be/yNSXQsP-VQY

>>12253874
this fat slob clearly shouldn't be eating so much fat and carbs

>>12253827
>i'm too lazy to roll up a burrito so i add more tortilla

>>12253898
Looks ok for the first plate of the night

>>12253898
this is beautiful

>>12253898
And the only green thing is the pickles in the tartar sauce.

>>12254025
It's a buffet. I'm not going to a buffet to stuff myself with salad

>>12253898
I'm so sucking fungry

>>12254027
Exactly. The buffet sets cheap fillers like salad, bread ect. so dummys fill up on it so they dont go for the expensive shit like prime rib or other choice cuts of meat or seafood.

>>12254049
The best buffets are (real) chinese buffets. The ones that actual Chinese people from China go to. They have (good) lobster and crab. It's amazing.

>>12253380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5GFthySlS4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CadWPSRrN9s

I didn't believe you. Fuck, why didn't I just believe you!?!

>>12254068
blood curdling

>>12244727
universal suffrage was a mistake

>>12245075
My picks would be Food Wishes, Joshua Weissman, Alex (french guy) and Aden Films

>>12253078
That much sodium would really wreck your electrolyte balance and send you blood pressure sky high when it pulled all the intracellular fluid into the interstitia and vasculature

>>12245075
Jun's Kitchen

>>12254471
Bone marrow is awesome!

>>12249111

What a sad and miserable life.

>>12245069
Hey incels, guess which one is the alpha and which one is the beta? Now... which one are you?

>>12246050
Narrator: Despite his size, this giant was not immune to the pain of simple hot sauce

>>12247059
A Wendy's baked potato is one of the great values in American fast food

>>12247416
"Tastes so good you'll want to cheat on your partner"

>>12247873
Umm.... hello, theater popcorn

>>12248610
Takes a human about 3 seconds

>>12248646
Seriously, you have to have no respect for yourself to make the same fake stupid face every time you eat something as if everything you eat is super good and you never eat anything bad

>>12248883
Obummer, having to reach into his pocket to pay for food for the first time in 15 years

>>12252160
where did you get that information?

>>12246050
he was such a bitch in this

>>12254471
I love bone marrow. Why are these faggots masking the taste of the marrow with all sorts of gay ass shit? You only need crispy bread, salt, pepper, maybe some parsley.

>>12253821
The initial point is somewhat valid, then he shits the bed when he tries to expand on it.
>the right consistency
OK, what do you mean by this? What is the right consistency?
>it brings it all together
That's not very remarkable for a flatbread product.

I've had some amazing tortillas cooked on a hammered surface over a mesquite fire. Little char pockets with enough gluten development to give the tender inside some chew combined for wonderful texture, and the subtle mesquite smoke flavor that they picked up went well with butter and honey, salsa, chiles, pretty much anything. I could see where some lovingly crafted tortillas could be a base for some high quality food, where the varied qualities are integral to the dishes. Just toasting a piece of flat bread in a pan is all fine and good, but it's not going to get you to a 50 Euro dish on its own.

>>12248646
where does he hide the bodies?

>>12254802
huh?

>>12250529
>>12245075
Food Wishes

>>12253923
kek

>>12254854
It never gets old and actually looks good when you're hungry.

>>12253709
no mexibros no

>>12251174
FUCK U

>>12255126
who the fuck

>>12253078
I feel bad for his anus.

>>12247917
Don't buy fast food m8. Go to a mom & pop/corner store that does takeaway and you can get a burger that actually looks like the picture for half the price. You'll be in and out in 5 mins top and there are no queues.

>>12253638
I

>>12253810
Perhaps it's because the food presented there appears to be actually healthy, compared to the vast majority of food posted here, and thus associated with hipsters? dunno

>>12253657
fucking kek

>>12245076
HDHGOOT?

>>12246050
Why can't blacks handle spice

>>12248657
yum

>>12249911
I think she's attractive too.

>>12253828
Funny how the only people who can afford this werent shown in the video. White people.

>>12253848
>using the knife blade to push shit aside on the board

Pls no.