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I would never eat this shit.

>> No.12248068

>>12248061
I would so long as he promises to not do the sexual shit like staring at me while humping the roast.

>> No.12248092

I wouldn't let a guy play with my food like that unless we were gonna fuck later.

>> No.12248223
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>2 pounds of food
Why do people do these stupid as fuck proportions. Its one of the reasons why eating out is so expensive already. Fucking obese people man.

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This halfwit can cook and just wanks his hips back and forth, he knows fuck all about butchering and cooking meats without fucking things up with bad overcooked cheeses

>> No.12248303

>>12248061
Fuck this faggot, especially after he cooked for Maduro. He's got no shame.

>> No.12248438

>>12248303
>dictator with full security suite comprised of armed thugs waltzes into your restaurant
>"lol nah bro gtfo I don't agree with your politics"

>> No.12248444

>>12248303
Still mad about Muh Durro

>> No.12248446

>>12248061
That is fucking terrible. He has no sense of what good food is.

>> No.12248459

>>12248438
It's his restaurant, he has the right to refuse service.

>> No.12248465

>>12248061
Looks good man

>> No.12248485

>>12248061
You would never be able to afford it so you are telling the truth

>> No.12248621

>>12248223
Because that should have been either your only meal for the day or largest and last meal of the day, retard.

>hurr it's okay to eat a combined total of 10 lbs of food in a day but if you eat 1/5th of that in one sitting it' sBAD

>> No.12248934

>>12248459
>dictator
>with armed “security guards”
>MUH RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE
It’s not the U.S dude, it’s fucking turkey which is a backwater Muslim run shithole.

>> No.12248952

>>12248459
Are you retarded

>> No.12248967

>>12248092
Damn you gay guys just can’t stop talking about your socks can you

>> No.12248983

>>12248485
This.

>> No.12249249

sounds like op has a vagina
>>12248438
also this faggot

>> No.12249263

>>12248061
It's just too much.

>> No.12250858

>>12248061
good for you, no one cares

>> No.12250894

>>12248621
>largest and last
Post body, tub of lard.

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>>12248459
t. dead in 2 days of owning a restaurant outside his safe space

>> No.12250981

WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF SHITTY CHEESE AND EGGS WHEN YOU HAVE A NICE BIT OF MEAT TO EAT?

>> No.12250987

>>12248303
Maduro isn't actually the bad guy you are told he is.

>> No.12250993

>>12248223
That's kind of his thing though. You go there to eat an oversized chunk of meat.

>> No.12251196

>>12248061
holy shit this guy is based

>> No.12251200

>>12250987
HE'S A COMMIE. A COMMIE. HE HATES FREEDOM

>> No.12251237

The only thing that annoys me is the stab he does. Maybe if he did it once or twice, but making that one of your signature moves and systematically ruining food with it was a mistake. Half the times the bone doesn't even stay upright.

>> No.12251269

>>12248061
this retard has absolutely no idea what he’s doing, and I’m pretty sure his restaurant is failing

>> No.12251407

>>12250987
t.chapo poster

>> No.12251478

>>12248459
>It's his restaurant, he has the right to refuse service.
That's not how things work in the current year.

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>>12248061

>> No.12251505
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> "Let them eat steak..."

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>>12248061

"Better salt the top of the bun!"

>> No.12251607

>>12251269
I'm sure there are more than enough normalshit retards that go there because they saw a 30 second clip of him being gay on twitter to keep him in business, unfortunately.

>> No.12251612

His food is technically detrimental to the health of the patron so it's alright for him to serve a dictator.

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>> No.12251701

>>12248061
>pig disgusting

and the funny thing about it is, the fine dining and Michelin star threads get loads of people puking all over themselves how pretentious it is, yet this assclown gets peeps defending this utter shit.

>> No.12251721

>>12251701
What's in the OP is not pretentious. It's hacky and stupid, maybe someone living in a trailer park would find it pretentious. Not anyone that actually knows anything about food. It's just retarded shit.

>> No.12251754

>>12248303
This. Fuck anyone who supports him.

>> No.12251760
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>>12248061
this doesn't do justice to the meat

>>12251615
>>12251619
>>12251622
And here he's just become totally unrelatable and pandering to the rich fucks who are willing to pay for a picture with a meme. I used to be neutral on this guy. Now I don't like him.

>> No.12251769

>>12251760
>I used to be neutral on this guy.
Soy faggot.

>> No.12251774

>>12251505
People who complain about the wealth gap in capitalist countries are truly ignorant of just how much larger and more dramatic the wealth gap in socialist & communist countries are.

>> No.12251781

>>12251769
Honestly I could make an argument for not liking this guy is soy. He is seemingly a champion of meat etc after all.

I guess that shows the futility of memes, huh?

>> No.12251809

>>12251781
No, it shows what a complete homo you are. You were neutral about someone nicknamed "salt bae" that got popular for pouring salt on his elbow like a faggot. Now fuck off.

>> No.12251824

>>12251809
Yeah but he was just pouring salt on his elbow. It was everyone else that made him a meme. So why would I give a shit about him? But now he's making gold crusted meat and shit. And that's fucking gay.
>Now fuck off.
yeah I will, because what's the point of this thread anyway?

>> No.12252059

>>12251622
Ok, this is based.

>> No.12252071

>>12252059
I agree hes a good showman

>> No.12252073

>>12252071
If you're from reddit, yeah.

>> No.12252094

>>12252073
Well I do crosspost yeah. Only have 13k karma

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>>12252094
Kill yourself.

>> No.12252099

>>12252071
I was referring more to him being buddies with the meat processors. Even if he just went there for a meme video it's cool. It's a miserable job.

>> No.12252104

>>12250987
lol kys yourself

>> No.12252111

>>12252098
No thats a mean thing to say.

>>12252099
Yeah why wouldnt he be, though? He plays up the success hes had and is milking the rich for everything they got. He seems pretty down to earth. Its the chefs that look like they dont sleep and always talking about weird stuff like ideals that you have to watch out for.

>> No.12252647

>>12250987
>be trump
>say socialism is bad
crowed goes Wiiiiiillddd!

In all seriousness, he's not a bad guy, he's just an idiot who got royally fucked over by Chavez's boys and didn't know what to do.