/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12245468
What, are you anti-teen? Teens are cool and sexy.

>>12245472
just eat the food the way it is, why are you substituting anything?

>>12245468
>Making informed decisions is dumb
Based

>>12245540
if you dont train for anything why care about protein i just dont get it.
why is protein the word for meat now, people just cant say fucking meat anymore?
as if some millennial will be offended at the word meat? you know thats the case.
>ill take the fajitas
>'your choice of protein sir?'
>wait, what?? what does that even mean?

This board is getting dumber every day.

>>12245557
What was dumb was thinking that a food and cooking board could actually be successful on an anime image site.

>>12245563
/r/cooking is actually fairly successful, but I don't see what that has to do with anything here

ill go one step further, if a restaurant lists its meat selections under the heading 'protein' ill do a 360 and walk the fuck out.
>pic is unadulterated cringe
>>12245567
edgelord bugmen come here so they wont get permabanned for saying the word faggot.
>>12245563
phoneposting is to blame and a certain type of person doesnt own a computer

>>12245563
>anime image site.
Newfag.

>>12245555
>why can't other people just be me: the post

I've got the fancy diabetes with the 24/7 insulin pump and the shortened life span. I gotta calculate my insulin dosage based on the carb count AND the protein count of my foods, or else 3-4 hours after the meal I'll see a steady rise in blood glucose levels.

>>12245643
Stop bragging about your neediness

>>12245555
Meat is not the only commonly available protein. My college cafeteria used to ask me for my choice of 'starch' too.
Reminder that boomers like OP who get triggered at the word 'protein' will shake their fists and shout 'those damn millennial snowflakes getting triggered by words' whenever they get the chance.

>>12245555
>why is protein the word for meat now, people just cant say fucking meat anymore?
eggs and dairy are good sources of protein. maybe even better than meat.

>>12245555
I don’t own a cage, my body propels me around. If I don’t get enough protein I feel horrible. See as it turns out physical activity is possible outside the confines of the special designated Athlean X zone that Joe Rogan shilled you on.

Also why do you think meat is the only source of protein, are you a fat Texan ham planet who gets a panic attack at the sight of beans?

>>12245643
i dont think this is the same as someone who unironically refers to chicken, fish or steak as protein, or lumps meat in the same category as tofu or some meme-tier soyburger protein patty
>>12245672
snowflake detected
>>12245679
egg and dairy also come from animals, its normal to eat them as nature intended. whats not normal is some laboratory experiment meat substitute.

>>12245680
>reddit, the post

>>12245696
Beanburgers and tofurkey have been around for decades but thanks to facebook all the boomers can whip themselves into a self pitying ragetantrum over something that their managed care facility will never feed them without a heavy dose of meds first. Speaking of which, ask your handler if you got skipped today. It happens.

>>12245696
>egg and dairy also come from animals, its normal to eat them as nature intended. whats not normal is some laboratory experiment meat substitute.
cancer is natural but you probably don't want that. natural doesn't necessarily mean good. i like veggie burgers as their own thing, some of them taste pretty good and not because they're a meat substitute, but i'd also like to have lab-grown meat. even though killing is "natural" if there's an alternative to get meat without killing i think that's the better choice.

Imagine getting triggered over protein.

>>12245555
>why is protein the word for meat now, people just cant say fucking meat anymore?
There's a war on meat!

>>12245715
imagine being so retarded you cant eat meat
>>12245720
>>12245709
>pic related

>>12245737
Protein

>>12245737
Imagine having advanced senile dementia

>>12245741
ad hominem is the only defense for the soylent. its not even a decent one. its a weak attempt from a limp-wristed, low-t basedboi.

>>12245815
>the soibois are coming for my salisbury steak!

>>12245826

>>12245815
>ad honinem is the only defense of the soylent
>continues with ad hominem argument

>>12245843
but mine was at least accurate

based sperg

>>12245468
>>spending 1 second of your life caring about protein

Sounds like you need more protein.

>>12245862
>not knowing the inherent difference between the two

>>12245867
Between what two?

>>12245865
bruh that slaps! post more delicious non-animal based, methylcellulose laden meat substitute protiens!

>>12245867
>believing any difference is in his favor

>>12245872

>>12245879
Yeah, I made a mistake, now answer the question.

>>12245880
damn im a soyboy now, how do i into avengers, cosplay trannies and starwars? make it quick though, i'm about to spend 2 hours prepping my tofu quinoa fiesta kale bowls so i can zap up some tasty delicious mounds of healthy non animal based, eco-friendly, organic, low carbon footprint protiens all week long!

>>12245892
Just so you know, this is a 18+ website and your "trolling" sucks.

Back to your shithole >>>/tv/

>>12245898
>reddit spacing
>telling anyone to go back

>>12245468
Protein
>>12245555
Protein
>>12245737
Protein

>>12246186

>>12245468
spoken like a true fatass tub of lard. maybe some people work out and care about their diet health and looks. try visiting /fit/ from time to time dip ass.

>>12246433
you seem to know a thing or two about protein, is it true that the quickest way to absorb protein is directly through the large intestine? is that why people who work out the most are enormous, insufferable faggots?

>>12245575
>vegan buffalo sauce

for what purpose?

>>12247731
to obscure the taste of horrendous vegan food

>>12247747
I'm more confused about people actually giving a fuck about vegan sauce in a non-vegan dish, like the bowl in that image. Who would even have the need to clarify that on the menu? Vegans are clearly not gonna eat the bowl and meateaters dgaf.

>>12245575
>>12247731
"Vegan buffalo sauce" just refers to pic related.

I bet you're fat skinny or think bodybuilding is bad

>>12246433
“Dip ass”

>>12248617
Reminds me of the squirrels in The National Mall in DC. Fuckers are so fat they can't climb trees because of dumbass city people feeding them. They literally run up to you and beg for food. If you finally manage to spook them, some are so fat they'll run to a tree and they'll scramble two feet up before falling off.

Fucking coasties.

>this entire thread
Hiroshimoot please delete this board

>>12248679
Entire website would be great. I could have gotten a couple of advanced degrees with all the time I spent here. Instead I'm a profoundly well practiced shitposter. I literally think about shitposting when I'm in the shower, when I'm drifting off to sleep at night, when I'm eating lunch at work.

The amount of people that just went >protein proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.

>>12248655
Gross, doesn't he know mice have disease?

>>12248708
hey, thats 4channel.org to you. get it right

>>12248747
I love informing intelligent vegetarians that when starving, squirrels will eat eggs. It's extremely rare. They will of course eat birds and mice if they can get a hold of them. It's not their ideal diet but it's fat and protein; anything is ideal if you're starving.

Deer have been known to consume meat as well under complete starvation, but they usually die before the opportunity arrives. And they can't scavenge small animals like a squirrel can, only attack others. And it will make them sick, but better than just outright dying.

>>12248802
I like to do that too. Everyone always claps. The feeling of euphoria is - pardon my French - sans pareil.

>>12245701
>reddit, the post

>>12245680
based /n/ poster

>>12245575
>NOW WITH CHICKEN!

>>12248767
>>12248708
>>12248767
should just be 4reddit.org at this point.
this board is infiltrated with low-T, microwaved leftover eating, mealprepping bugmen who's sole reason for being here is to type the word faggot because their safespace will take away their internet points of they say it there.
>>12248802
who the fuck are you the crocodile hunter? take a stringray to the heart you fronthole fucking twink
>>12248827
>pic related

>>12248851
>everyone is reddit but me
>premium since 2019

>>12248893
>ignoring objective truth for an ambiguous date
the proverbial reddit strawman strikes again

>>12245540
>soy protein isolate
>informed decisions
chose one

>>12248851
not gonna lie, pretty based post

what a fucking retarded thread
imagine being this clown that somehow mangages to be even more obnoxious and cringeworthy than a restaurant listing a choice of meat as a choice of protein

>>12245468
too much protein, you get problems
too little protein, you get problems

>>12248708
How new are you? It has been liked this.

They all embrace the anonymous meme, but at the same time they all try to stand up a bit so they look taller than others.

At first, they shared smart but rare ideas -> then they shared "out of the box" ideas -> they sperg out irrational ideas to gain self acceptance, from other irrational autists -> they just irresponsibly shit out posts for self satisfaction

btw,>>12248851
faggot

Protein is love. Protein is life.

>>12248708
So, let me get this straight: you saw this thread, read the autistic OP, saw the image accompanying it, and actually had high expectations of some thoughtful discussion?
ultra kek.
IRL people would've slowly backed away from this OP character and informed a local psychiatric hospital.
Anyway, good riddance, but probably see you later.

>>12245696
Yeehaw, these fancy electric doohickey just ain't natural, we're all going to satan in a boot.

>>12245468
T. Soyboi