/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12244478
Technically yes but have you tried just not being an alcoholic?

>>12244481
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>>12244478
in the short term yes. In the long term, no, because you have self-control problems. switch to gin and diet tonic, at least it tastes like poison so you've got some clue to stop eventually.

unironically be a mailman. i lost a good amount of weight and its only been 2 months. getting complainants all over the place now. the money is decent too

>>12244478
Alcohol is easy street to fatland.

whiskey has no carbs (unless added spices or flavors give it 1 or 2 grams) and is just straight up calories. drinking it straight will technically be "healthier" from a caloric and macronutrient point of view compared to beer. straight is best, but mixing it with other 0 calorie (or low calorie if you must insist) mixers would be better than most beers.

>>12244495
Back to rebbit with you

>>12244500
>complainaints
Are you fucking up the mail delivery you spaz?

>>12244478
OP have you tried not being an alcoholic

>>12244478
Hey what could go wrong Mr. Frog?

>>12244478
Don't eat

nigga just turn away from the food

>>12244478
Same question but for Vodka

>>12244478
absorb the alcohol with your colon instead. you save time, money and use less alchol for the same buzz. you arent digesting anything and when youre done you just blow it out your ass. it can be fatal if you do too much at once, so start off real small, like half of a shot glass.

>>12244481
>>12244571
>just don't be an alcoholic lol
Do we live on the same planet?

>>12244837
I'm all for drinking through the pain and into an early grave but if you don't want to get fat along the way then you're gonna need to compromise.

>>12244837
Dropping liquor as a habit made it infinitely easier for me to lose weight, man, even if the first couple of weeks of withdrawals were hell.

>>12244478
Drink water fatass

>>12244837
>he has to drink literal poison to avoid life
OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHHA LOOK AT THIS DUDE

start taking kratom

kills appetite and makes you feel great. walking feels like orgasming on it.

i have walked like 8 miles today. beautiful. losing a lot of weight lately.

>>12244710
alcohol cal is measured by proof, doesn't matter what kind it is unless its has added sugar like liqueur. 5 shots of 100 proof whiskey is about 650 cal which is a lot for a 2,000 cal diet but really bad if you a small person on a 1,500 cal diet. You need to maximize you effect by drinking on an empty stomach to get drunker with less alcohol
t. aspiring alcoholic

>>12244930
i hate you dorks that take kratom like its a drug and give it a bad name, that shit is a necessary life saver for people trying to quit real drugs and you're jeopardizing one of the only tools they have to get better

>>12244478
what do you eat and drink on a normal day?

>>12244478
dont go down that road
just drink once a week

>>12244478
>am born
>already alcoholic before I leave the womb
>almost die from withdrawls
>be 10
>learn my family has a history of alcoholism
>picture of oldest family member shows him drinking out of his barrel-keg of whiskey
>said to have drank a barrel-keg everyday
>notice my father stopped drinking beer
>switched to whiskey
>lost some weight
>now has sever alcoholism
>I drink beer everyday
>only getting fatter
in short, yes, but the side effects are pretty bad. Also, you'll still get fat off whiskey if you live like shit.

>>12246381
this story is fake and gay

>>12244478
I think you might also want to address your drinking problem
I don't know what would be worse for your health but there is nothing stopping you from losing weight and not drinking

>>12246381
god I wish it was fake and gay. reality sucks.

>>12246394
meant to give you a (you), not myself.

>>12244930
That only lasts for a few weeks, tops. Then you get leg cramps, constipation, and restless sleep when it wears off. You just feel normal on it, but it still helps with pain.

I like kratom but couldn't handle the side effects after a while.

>>12244478

Ramsey?

>>12244873
What were your withdrawals like? Right now I'm just really moody.

>>12244478
Take it from me OP. I was up to 258lbs of pure American before I got serious and made permanent life style changes. Now I only drink hard liquor and eat 5 square meals a day. I'm down to a trim 215lbs and I've never felt healthier.

>>12244478
Cutting the booze bit by bit would help. But I switched form beer to vodka mixed drinks and that helped.

>>12247931
rofl still fat and bragging about being 200 lbs+

>>12248189
That's quite the accomplishment for an Amerifat