/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12246011
What does this accomplish? Do I get a better deal? Are you schizophrenic?

>stealing is a "hack"

Americans, everybody.

Sly, op

>>12246019
>>12246021
It saves you time because you don't have to weigh each one individually

>>12246019
Put all the food on the scale and scan the cheapest by-the-pound item and wala!

>>12246053
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA
PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE

>>12246011
this is stealing anon.

>>12246066
No you're still getting the same total weight, but you don't have to spend all that time weighing each potato or whatever

I know it's hard to fathom because I did the same thing for years, but believe me, once you make the switch you'll never go back

>>12246071
so you were weighing each potater individually??
huh

>>12246086
Don't act like you weren't

>>12246011
When buying condoms, leave your number with the cashier

>>12246089
i'm pretty sure only you were man. thats weird

>>12246011
I'm not a thief fuck that

>>12246055

>buy shitload of garlic because fuck yeah garlic
>normally costs $.99 per bulb for like a 2 oz bulb
>select "white onions" and weigh it
>white onions are dirt cheap, $.79/lb
>get 7+ bulbs of garlic for under $1

you're welcome

>>12246011
I get all the expensive organic veggies and ring them up as the cheap normal veggies.

>>12246055
sweatingfrog.jpg

>>12246011
I scan sweet potatoes as cheap white potatoes.

>>12246308
You're stealing sweet potatoes. Re-evaluate your life.

>>12246021
Its not stealing its a staff discount for working the checkout.

>>12246325
See
>>12246332

Why even bother scanning if you're just going to steal?

>be at self-checkout
>check self out
>damn
>all self-checkouts here have some faggot look over the buyers even though these are the bloody suburbs and they are as white as a bowl of bleached assholes
>still put in all my pound groceries as potatoes
>faggot looks at me
>stare him down
>realise he gets less than minimum wage which is why he won't stop me from stealing a few bucks worth of veggies
>pay with credit card to flex on him about how i am not afraid of his 15 year old bitchass

>>12246055
>walmart
>assistance never comes
>just vacate machine and move to another checkout line to try again

>>12246626
>and they are as white as a bowl of bleached assholes
White people steal stuff too. Especially older white women.

>>12246721
bullshit.
They only put those up there because of a single based black man running out of the store with a boat-motor.

Wait...im white...shit.

>>12246674
based

>>12246755
perfectly legal in Dallas now; the new DA says he will not prosecute for shoplifting under $750 as long as it is for “necessities” so you can imagine how many ducks the loss prevention guys give now down in South Oak Cliff; “I needz deez ribs n shit, and dem Air Yeezies”

hannaford has a camera that identifies produce.
One time I accidentally clicked sweet potatoes instead of yellow and it told me to stop fuckin around. im scared of going back now

>>12246929
what if you print out a picture and put that on top of the vegetables you're weighing. checkmate.

>>12247225
Better yet, get some of those AI scrambling stickers

>>12246011
There are people there explicitly to watch for this shit.

>>12246055
It amazes me you retards can't use these things.

Seriously, I have an issue like once every 2 months and all I have to do is pick it up and sit it back down. Is it that you slam things around like a retard, sit your fat ass on the scales, or are allergic to other human beings and panic if the machine makes noise?

>>12246055
My local store upgraded their machines a few years ago and I haven't had this problem since.

>>12246610
Because you can claim you're stupid and untrained with plausable deniability

>Feeling the need to steal food.

The poors are at it again.

>>12246011
Sure, Tyreese. Why don't you get a job so that you can at least have the appearance of being productive member of society?

>>12246847
what the fuck