/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12239198
Reminds me of your mother's vaginal canal, hohoho.

>>12239198
Something feels very wrong about them. How do they get those little pieces of shit to taste so good? They also have 8g protein in every one despite being so tiny and having holes cut in them. All kinds of shenanigans going on there.

>>12239198
You gonna eat that fukkin' box cheese?

>>12239198
*blocks your path*

>>12239298
Who wouldn't?

I don't know why 'ni 'gers have such a poor reputation around these parts, to be honest.

I don't know what it is. If I'm going to be gorging on junk, it's going to be white castle. Every time

>>12239308
Impossible sliders are good but expensive (and a little dry, but that doesn't bother me personally)

>>12239229
>How do they get those little pieces of shit to taste so good?
Two words
ONION
STEAM

I don't care what the 4chan consensus of this is... the Impossible Slider is wonderful.

>inb4 vegan soiboi
Not vegan and I feel like I could enjoy these more than the original. Without bias, I would order a crave case of these for a party and everyone would be okay.

>>12239658
That packaging is ridiculously wasteful. Why not just shovel them into the trunk of your car in the parking lot, you fat fucking American.

>>12239701

>>12239694
That really looks like poo poo in the middle.

>>12239701
I WOULD IF I COULD

>>12239727
It does

>>12239694
>>12239308
How do these Impossible Sliders compare to the older Vegan sliders?

>>12239198
>>12239658
>>12239708
i needs it

>>12239708
10/10 just got this yesterday

>>12239989
lucky fucker

>>12239198
fuck off yankee

Not even Five Guys rapes wallets as hard as Wh*te Castle.

for me it's the Sausage, Egg, and Cheese

>>12240118
If I'm dropping 50 bucks on Krystal, I expect more than just a few burgers.

>>12240251
Holy crap he looks 50 years old

>>12239911
>How do these Impossible Sliders compare to the older Vegan sliders?
they're a lot better

for me it's the Sausage, Egg, and Cheese

>>12239701
because we know it makes you mad

white castle and dennys are the only two fast food chains that ive tried that genuinely disgust me and i never want to eat ever again

>>12239701
>into the trunk of your car
>trunk
self-hating american detected

>>12239229
8g of protein really isn't fuckall.

>>12240336
*is fuck all

>>12239198
Your mom's pussy is like that but I wouldn't call it good.

>>12240258
Never go vegan.

>>12239198
Too bad they're so expensive. They should be a third of the price of a regular burger but instead they're more expensive because they're a "novelty"

>>12240327
This does not surprise me. Jevin, you are a fucking faggot

>>12240327
Get help namefag

>>12239658
>>12239198
white castle is the ultimate binge burger, so fucking good to take the first bite. delicious onion rings too

these are not available in europoor land. Why even live?

Is there any european chains similar to these sliders?

I'm sad. We don't have White Castle in my shitty desert town.

>>12240947
Just make them yourself. They're just sliders.

>>12240251
Who are they?

>>12239198
I've only been to White Castle once but they have the worst burgers I've ever had the displeasure of tasting.

What the fuck is wrong with everyone in this thread? Fat fucking flyover Americans.

>>12239198
Why is the meat grey?

>>12241567
Because they cook it over the onions or something.

>>12239701
See
>>12240323

>>12241029
>t.

>>12241647
that's how I imagine people who like white castle

dude harold and kumar

>>12239198
The only reason I ever tried White Castle was because of pic related. Those sliders are disgusting. The only good things are the sides like mozzarella sticks or onion rings

>>12241660
cringe

>>12241660
Yeah I wondered how the fuck they were still in business slinging such digusting food. I honestly felt bad for the workers there having to make it. It's not even a meme like working at McDonald's where everyone laughs but then says "at least it's good on your resume, if you survive McDonald's it shows you're capable".

>>12239205
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>>12241647
Ayyy lmao!

>>12240343
In this case "isn't fuckall" is equivalent to "is fuckall" and is arguably more appropriate grammar.

>>12240118
ah there it is
the insecure southerner

Ah White Castle. Last time I had that, besides the frozen shit at the grocery store (which holds up quite well btw) I was visiting my buddy in Long Branch NJ. Right on the shore, had a great time, we got drunk as fuck and grew hungry. Roll up to WC and he gets a 'suitcase' of the things... Fuck it right? Guy has a union gig. He can afford it. We house that shit, between puking in his yard and chugging yuengling and whiskey. His little step-bro kept bothering us, confused at the animalistic carnage going on, his mother being hyper-religious. Got that little kid to chug a beer and eat three sliders before his stomach started to hurt and he went to bed. Cute kid, anyways, we're throwing shit in the street and daring each other to do dumber and dumber shit with the reward being a white castle slider. Our token black friend was calling the neighbor dude a cracker ass cracker for telling us to shut up, which we backed up by calling him a racist motherfucker even if he was some spic that barely spoke english. We ended up in the ocean screaming and naked, bleeding all over. It was a good day.

God bless White Castle and God bless New Jersey.

>>12242052
>$5 for a fucking hotdog
>$5 for a fucking milkshake
>$5 for a fucking french fries

>>12242052
What is that, some overrated 5 guys ripoff?

>>12240118
based

>>12239911
Impossible to compare

XD see what I did there

>>12240118
Krystals is shit. Absolute shit. Those chicken sliders are damn good though.

>>12242052
Worth it. The $6.50 bacon cheese dog makes me cry because they are fucking great but I can easily eat two and I don't want to spend $13 on hotdogs...

>>12240141
I thought it was super cheap there? I’ve never been

My dream is for white castle to serve a fish slider

>>12242828
They do...

>>12242854
*Head explodes*

>>12241720
Probably because your personal opinion doesn't mean shit.

>>12242067
Yeah with a mountain of toppings on it.

>>12242052
Five Guys is in the Midwest and East Coast, are you retarded?

>>12241768
Summer's here fellas.

>>12242854
Oh..... God!

>>12242052
You can tell when someone hasnt gone to Five Guys and doesnt understand the prices make perfect sense.

>>12242052
the beef is better in flyover

>>12242052
you could cook a burger yourself with good beef raised right where you live and a coastie would be like wowwww which franchise is that from???? is this wagyu beef from japan????

>>12242052
That is a really old sign, their basic burger is 10$ now and their small fry is 4.50$. Needing to get a bank loan to eat there isn't a meme anymore. It's a fucking joke.