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12231330 No.12231330 [Reply] [Original]

What are some contemporary, chef-driven, seasonal (Baltimore) recipes I could make for an upcoming date I have with another man this weekend?

>> No.12231339

>>12231330
A bullet to the skull

>> No.12231341
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>>12231339
Now, that's kind of rude. I was just looking for recipe ideas.

>> No.12231600

bump

>> No.12231625

Just suck his dick and call it good, you fag.

>> No.12231632

>>12231625
Not before he enjoys a home-cooked meal.

>> No.12231644

>>12231330
Probably something with blue crab, they just came in season so you should be able to get your hands on some fresh local ones pretty easily. Maybe crab cakes with vegetable spring rolls and mushroom miso soup?

>> No.12231645

>>12231632
that home-cooked meal is already in your bloodstream and it's called AIDS

>> No.12231691
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>>12231645

>> No.12231695

>>12231644
He doesn't eat seafood or pork.

>> No.12231722

>>12231691

The seconx they open up blood donations to gays is the second AIDS cases among transplant patients skyrockets due to bug spreaders donating pozzed blood then masturbating in the public bathroom

>> No.12231726

>>12231695
Lol fucking dump his sorry ass why even date a pickyfag?

>> No.12231729

>>12231722
They have opened it up to gays in some countries and literally nothing bad has happened. You just want excuses to stigmatize gay people and abuse us.

>> No.12231731

>>12231726

If he liked the taste of fish he wouldnt be gay

>> No.12231732
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12231732

>>12231726
He's really smart and witty from what I've seen so far.

>> No.12231738
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>>12231731
He eats fish!

>> No.12231836

Baltimore huh? Try my gammy's bean stew!
>3 cans of bush's baked beans
>2 quarts of water
>bring to boil or however hot your faucet gets to
>add ketchup and taco bell sauce packets as needed for flavoring
wala!

>> No.12231871

>>12231836
yeah no

>> No.12231908

>>12231871
no yeah, make it you coward. Lest you want your teeth kicked in the back of your throat?

>> No.12231911

>>12231908
you don't scare me internet tough guy

>> No.12231925

>>12231330
>contemporary, chef-driven,
How about you make food instead of a centerpiece Ayden. Get two crabs and boil them with some sausage potatoes and corn in a heavily old-bay'd broth

>> No.12231947

>>12231925
He doesn't eat seafood.

>> No.12231962

>>12231947
Then get one crab and let him have the corn and potatoes. Or dump him for being a manchild instead of clinging to every relationship you trip and fall into like a fucking stg

>> No.12231970

>>12231962
I'm not serving food he won't eat. Your idea is lowbrow and generic to begin with.

NEXT

>> No.12231974

>>12231970
Okay sis you do you, have fun with the tendies and fries every date night.

>> No.12232044

>>12231970
>NEXT
stg confirmed

>> No.12232054
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12232054

OP here, I'm straight as an arrow and laughing at how racist you all are.

Lmfao, never change you beautiful people!

>> No.12232056

>>12232044
>baltimore
>small town

oh honey no

>> No.12232071

>>12231330
What would be specific to Baltimore other than seafood?
>64% black
Ahh, I've got it! Fried chicken, fried potatoes. Collared greens aren't in season so have to make do with some cumskin veg like asparagus and a microgreen salad.

>> No.12232086
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12232086

>>12232056
>stg isnt a mindset its about the patch of earth you were born on

>> No.12232101

>>12232071
just crops that are in season now locally, doesnt have to be low end food