/ck/ - Food & Cooking

why not ask them instead of a saharan ice fishing tip exchange forum

>>12226990
>not having your orange juice "black"

>>12226996
this, and why wouldnt you add sugar, worst case scenario its still drinkable albeit a little sweet there chuckles

>>12226990
You thought out of cream or sugar cream would be the better option to go in your juice?

>>12226990
>because it thinks it’s a coffee
What? Wouldn't that also mean you can't use it to order black coffee.

>>12226990
This is what happens when you're too much of a cuck to talk to people.

>>12227007
>>12227010
his reasoning is sound
the sugar is more likely to happen if chosen because it's not as absurd

>>12226990
>cream in OJ
im dying here

>>12226990
uber eats, post mates, door dash
all of these food delivery have this same problem

>>12226990
what does it look like show us a photo

>>12227034
FIne, you have a point.

>>12227012
It is difficult to order black coffee at mcdonalds. The employees always sound flabbergasted. You must say "no cream, no liquid sugar" and then provide confirmation of this immediately.

>>12226990
What's wrong with orange cream? It's a good flavor combo.

I once ordered a 47cl Redbull but got a 25cl or whatever knockoff cheapo energy drink.
Terrible.

>>12227012
I also ordered a coffee with 1 cream and sugar and didn’t want the staff to see the black orange juice and mistake it for a black coffee so I opted for the cream OJ

>>12227034
His reasoning is only sound if presented as a gamble. If he thinks "if I choose the more absurd option, there's less of a chance of them doing it", then he would be correct

Instead, OP assumed and thought "if I choose cream, the staff will surely know what I mean and not actually put cream", which is flawed reasoning.

OP is a fag

>>12226990
>>12227052
>>12227070
>>12227098
why are millennials such uberfaggots?
enjoy a lifetime of paying rent and never owning a car to actually go buy your own fucking food.
>pic very related

>>12227174
>why are millennials such uberfaggots?
because their parents were inept in raising them.

>>12227225
>its never my fault
cucked for life

>>12226990
>uber eats
Oh, so you are a disgusting human being?

>>12227225
This. And why do they tell us not to question the inception of the state of Israel after world war two. Why would the allied powers turn southeast and go to the middle east after VE day then steal land from the locals to establish a jewish state there? How in the fuck was making israel on the agenda just after beating hitler while we were in the area no big deal.

>>12227112
mister if you're retarded i have a job for you at uber eats

>>12227174
Nigger I got $25 worth of taco bell for $15 because Uber eats takes off $10 from your first order. If you aren't a normie retard you can use it forever and always get $10 off. Plus you don't need to tip the wagie driver which is where they try to kike you

>>12226990
>ordering food off an app

>>12227061
I never use the phrase "black", I always use plain and it absolutely stuns them which amuses me. They just can't handle that phrase because no one else refers to coffee as plain.

>>12227174
Hel-lo flyover!

>>12227281
another anon here. never did that whats the issue?

>>12227174
Based and correct. It's not exactly Uber where I live, just home delivery and I've used it literally once. I ordered from a restaurant that doesn't charge extra for home delivery because it would have been expensive as fuck otherwise. I found the website timeconsuming to navigate and I prefer to just call the local sweaty pizzaturk then go pick that shit up across the street. Add to it the Redbull debacle and I think I'll stick to the old way. Not that that's foolproof either. Recently the pizza apes literally couldn't speak my language at all so I had to talk to their boss over the phone to place my order, but they still couldn't fucking understand so he had to come down. I was so befuddled by the end I just stuck around and ordered from him when I actually should have told everyone to fuck off. Beta, I know.
Not even the one much touted benefit of DIVERSITY works out.

Furthermore, I have a car, $200k in savings and I cook 90% of my meals : - ))))

>>12227262
Bank jews owned Churchill and also they had carte blanche after 300k died in German luxury camps because of supply line disruptions.

>>12227282
Based and plainpilled

>>12227174
>owning a house

yeah, well enjoy paying property taxes, and insurance, and anything that goes wrong, you have to fix it, which is more money out of your pocket. When you rent, you pay only one monthly cost and you get a servant to fix everything for you and it costs you nothing, and you can pick up and move to a new place at any time.

>owning a car

again, the fucking insurance will cost you 2000 dollars a year, and those things have repair costs too, which are always jacked up because mechanics typically charge an idiot tax. then there's gas. I just walk to work, I don't own a car.


This means, that I have huge amounts of disposable income and I can have people bring me food whenever I want. I barely have to work, too, since my expenses are so low. I have a job that doesn't even care if I show up, like if I appear for the day, they pay me, but if I don't, I won't get fired. The world has changed, and if you can't adapt to the current circumstances, you'll end up wasting all your money on a stupid house and stupid car because you're stupid.

>>12227272
Employees will do exactly as told unless told otherwise. Person that made your drink acted correctly. You assumed #1 uber eats had communicated the errror to the staff and told them how to proceed and #2 uber eats is even aware of this error in their app.

You gambled and loss, deal with it.

>ordered orange juice with my meal
you got what you deserved

>>12227323
You have no Idea how much property tax and insurance costs do you. How often does shit just break down or you’re too much of an idiot pussy to fix.

>>12227174
I had a coupon for $10 plus free delivery and only paid $5 for two meals, otherwise I don’t use the service.
Seethe harder shitbundle.

>>12227323
>I have to do property maintenance and taxes
Yeah, you also own a house. Which you can do whatever you please in, and HAS VALUE, you financial dipshit.
>I don't need a car, because I'm an urban pedestrian
Great, I can drive hours to do whatever I want whenever I want as well as haul cargo.

I guess spending needless income on frivolities without retaining any value is your MO. You're exactly what that poster was talking about, but too retarded to realize.

>>12227366
"oh no, no, anon, no please, stop showing me incontrovertible evidence"

-You, after viewing my attached image.

>>12227388
You realize that when I pay $200,000 towards a home, I own a $200,000 home, right? Of course you don't.

>>12227381
The costs significantly outweigh the benefits as far as investments go. You've just been brainwashed into buying a house by society because that's what people expect. You could invest better. By the time you pay off your mortgage and all the expenses over a period of twenty years or so and sell the house, you'll be very lucky if you make a profit.

And if the time frame is shorter, you really are an idiot. You shouldn't buy a house only to move within a few years, like I see many people doing.

>>12227403
If you spend 20 years paying rent in an apartment or condo, you get $0 back on your investment.

>>12227398
Utilities, insurance, Property tax, and repairs and maintenance are non-recoverable costs. They do not add to the value of the home. In fact, your home only becomes less and less valuable in time.

A smart fellow would go live in an RV on a plot of land that he paid for and has no tax on it.

>>12227417
>your home only becomes less and less valuable in time.
Do you know what a retarded sweeping statement you have just made? Go tell that to the investors! You've just cracked the code!

>>12227416
Yeah, but there are numerous advantages. Free maintenance, freedom to relocate at will. And it's not like you get a return on your investment when you buy a house so you're just going to have to accept that I'm right.

>>12227398
>You realize that when I pay $200,000 towards a home, I own a $200,000 home, right?
Depends on whether or not you're paying mortgage interest. Most of the time people end up spending about 3x what the home is actually "worth" when you factor in the average mortgage.

>>12227403
>The costs significantly outweigh the benefits as far as investments go
That depends on a huge number of variables, the main one being location, but also what you are or are not capable of doing yourself. There's a big difference between someone who has the skills to fix something up vs. someone who is paying through the nose for contractors. Asserting that all home/property ownership is a poor value is just as absurd as claiming that all stocks are equally wise picks.

>>12227422
"investors"

kek, no, mister, buying a home doesn't make you a money expert. You've just been brainwashed into thinking this way. Did you ever even consider why you wanted a house in the first place or did you just do it compulsively? Desirable land locations can increase in value, but the house is irrelevant. Invest in land, not houses.

>>12227293
Why the fuck would you get food delivered from a place which doesn't properly prepare its food for delivery, by a service which doesn't even equip its workers with good equipment to do delivery.

It's as if you like to get fucked up the ass.

>>12227323
>yeah, well enjoy paying property taxes, and insurance, and anything that goes wrong, you have to fix it, which is more money out of your pocket. When you rent, you pay only one monthly cost and you get a servant to fix everything for you and it costs you nothing, and you can pick up and move to a new place at any time.
this is a new level of stupid that will be the downfall for millennials and zoomers
hey stupid, who do you think is paying the property taxes, and insurance on the place you live right now?? the landlord??? top fucking kek cuckboy. yeah he pays it but who gives him the money to pay it?????? think hard now
here's how stupid you are: my mortgage on my first house was $750. $350 went to principal $300 to escrow. to simplify for cucks, my "rent" is $350, $300 goes to property taxes, school taxes and home insurance all rolled into one neat little payment. the going rate for rent for that house is $1500/month, which means my tenant pays all the mortgage, all the insurance, and half of my current mortgage, and doesnt have a fucking thing to show for it except the smug satisfaction of knowing that if something breaks i have to fix it.
if you werent such a fucking cuckfuck you could easily fix a leaky pipe, a floor tile, a broken thermocouple, or anything else that goes wrong in your house. if i cant fix something then i have friends to help or i ask a cuckrepairman to fix it.
either way keep doing what youre doing, you dont deserve to have anything nice and you deserve to have your money taken from you by people who are better at life than you are.
> and it costs you nothing,
HAHAH THATS WHY YOUR RENT IS DOUBLE THE MORTGAGE FUCKFACE
>you can pick up and move to a new place at any time.
BECAUSE SELLING YOUR HOME ISNT A THING
>car
sometimes you gotta pay to play son, buy a car that will last and you have no payment for 5-10 years after its paid off. my ins is dirt cheap cuz i have it bundled and i have a clean record

>>12227439
my gut guess would be because i for whatever reason wasnt in the mood to go out/unable to do so.

>>12227439
OP here
It was $10 off plus free delivery and only cost me $5 in leafbux for two meals, literally the only reason I ordered from there, I can see the mcdonald’s from my condo

>>12227416
you pay essentially nothing for maintenance and upkeep though, and the landlord won't even go after you for much of it because recouping costs is both close to impossible beyond the deposit and they can write off almost all of it anyways

the smartest thing to do is to buy a rental and not stay in it, buying a single family residence for yourself you'll barely make a profit unless you stay 20+ years or the market takes a huge swing upwards

Are people comparing houses to apartments here?
If we compare apples to apples, owning a house ought to be cheaper than renting one because the taxes, insurance, maintenance and utilities will still cost the landlord if you're renting a house. Plus the landlord will charge for the administrative work aswell as a profit. Then potentially you have sales tax when selling/buying complicating the whole thing. Ultimately who gives a shit, it's an entirely theoretical argument because you're not going to find many houses for rent. Also, apartmentdwellers are insectoid bugsouled scum we need to eradicate.

>>12227463
There are fuckloads of rental houses here in phoenix. You'd be stupid to have an apartment.

>>12227463
it's called a block of apartments mister. Many people living together reduces the overall cost.

>>12227061
It isn't, really.

>>12227444
>ctrl-f your post
>four instances of the word cuck

enh, I think I'll just ignore you, you're clearly not verbose.

>>12227492
>fingers in ears
you pay property taxes, school taxes and insurance on a home you dont own
TLDR for you KEK

>>12226990
No pic nonproof

>>12227492
so cuc.k is now filtered. lol never change 4chan
KEK = KEK

>>12227511
home"owners" btfo

>>12226996
I'll take mine orange, thanks

>>12227501
>His face when

Cuck
>Cuck
Kek
>Kek

>>12227381
If you live in that house. It's not an asset

>>12227531

>>12227528
Orange is the new black.

>>12227323
This is correct. Buying a house just to feel like you're not wasting money or met some imaginary milestone for success in your life is completely retarded. There is no end to the horror stories you can look up about people fucking themselves over this way.
RE: "You can just move if you have a problem," Yeah, except you have to go through an appraisal process and all that money you spent could be wiped out if they find some structural problem that costs a fortune to resolve. You don't necessarily have any clue when this is the case until they do this inspection. Even before you try to sell if you DO notice a problem like mold it could set you back tens of thousands of dollars on renovation which you might be obligated to pay for either for health reasons or because your HOA will come after you.
The major advantage to renting is you aren't on the hook for shit. You have a ridiculously small one-time deposit which almost everyone gets back after leaving (you have to seriously fuck up an apartment before most landlords will bother hassling you over a security deposit). People can and do completely ruin the apartments they stay in and still get to leave and go live somewhere else with zero consequences. And while the costs of maintaining the overall complex are represented in some way with your rent payments, those are costs spread out across everyone else who lives there, and you benefit from most people not costing much of anything to support, whereas if you're directly on the hook for a house you own you're taking on full responsibility for everything directly.
If you're a typical 4chan autist who can barely take care of basic needs like food and hygiene then the last thing you want to do is take on the responsibilities associated with owning a house. Normalfags vasatly underestimate just how not good at handling these responsibilities an autist would be. And even normalfags themselves get fucked over by unexpected expenses stemming from home ownership.

>>12227045
>>12227053
>>12227010
you guys think this is real..?
>haha no anon we're just trolling too

>>12227444
>sweet thermocouple

>>12227601
I didn't reply but I'll also say it definitely could be real. I've seen things like this a number of times on Uber Eats. Here are a couple examples:
1) Firehouse Subs for whatever retarded reason added a category on their menu titled "water or soda." You can pull up that category and then select what you actually want e.g. Coca-Cola, but when you do this it gets printed out for the wagies working there as:
>Water or Soda - Coca-Cola
Which they end up interpreting as you telling them to randomly decide between giving you a water or a Coke. I got a water back a couple times even when trying to switch to a different Firehouse Subs location. Fortunately I later discovered Jersey Mike's and realized they're much better anyway and haven't ordered a thing from Firehouse since.
2) Some random French restaurant with decent breakfast food local to my city changed their settings so that the omelet with ham which is listed as coming with potatoes by default now forces you to select a side of either hash browns or fruit. And either one you pick gets interpreted by that restaurant's wagies as you asking for that (has browns or fruit) IN PLACE OF the potatoes you used to get and enjoy and actually wanted.
So yes, if the person setting these accounts up doesn't realize how their staff are going to interpret the results, they can and will set up bad options you can't get around that will force you to communicate something confusing to them instead of what you actually want. You could try adding a free text note too but that'll only confuse them more if they see it at all.

>>12227570
this is why everyone hates millennials.
god damn you are truly the most useful of idiots.

Why not just always have groceries where you are?

>>12226990
>complaining about free orange cream drink

>>12226990
ORANGE JUICE. BLACK. PULP ON THE SIDE.

>>12227463
there's no sales tax on a house

>>12227452
That shit is some fucking big condon hum

>>12227714
If you make a profit off a house sale you've gotta pay tax on the net profit anyway. Atleast where I live, maybe not in Burglandia.

>>12227667
No, you're just a shortsighted imbecile who doesn't understand what consequences are. My boomer parents just retired last year and got hit with massive renovation charges (something involving the piping underground needing to all be taken out and replaced) when they tried to sell their house. They're fortunately well off enough that they could handle it, but if you're not a high paid senior partner at an actuarial firm you'd just be fucked. These aren't imaginary concerns. You probably have a better chance dealing with a situation like this than not given enough time as a home owner. Most people aren't Bob Vila and don't know how to keep a house in mint condition and do all the repairs themselves, not that you can ever 100% guarantee you'll catch everything regardless.

>>12227667
It's not the 1950's anymore retard
if you know anything about the housing market and the costs involved you know that the only 2 reliable ways to make money on housing are flipping or being a landlord

Even with mortgages themselves being close to free any equity you accrue will be completely eaten up by the work you'll have to do, and you still might not even break even if for some reason you have to sell early in a poor market

>>12227272
They could get fired for disobeying a direct order.

>>12227743
Not in the land of the free (if it's your primary residence)

>>12227673
Groceries aren't the same as restaurant food unless you're willing to also stock your home with a slew of industrial cooking appliances and all the different ingredients that go into the foods you would get at the restaurant along with knowing how to take those ingredients and make the end product and being willing to set aside the time and work up the effort to act on that knowledge on a regular basis. And then you would need to either commit to always eating something that uses all those ingredients or else letting them go bad when you get lazy or bored and do something else for your future meals.
Knowing myself, I don't try to put myself in that position anymore since every time I've even done a much smaller scale version of this where the food you make is nothing like restaurant food I inevitably end up getting tired of keeping up with it after two or three meals and am then left with a couple bucks in savings in exchange for a bunch of rotting unused ingredients in my fridge.

>>12227783
I know planning can be hard for wagies, but what industrial appliances are needed besides a $<200 blender?

>>12227805
At minimum you need a full sized deep fryer and a commercial smoker.

>>12227845
One should never do any kind of frying, and you don't even need specialty equipment for that. A wok and thermometer work fine. There's options for smoking on your stove if you have a good extractor or even a powerful HEPA unit to put next to it. You shouldn't smoke anything fatty. It causes every kind of cancer. Could always just use liquid smoke.

>>12227845
get a pot to fry in and a trashcan to smoke in

>>12227845
>deep fryer
you mean a sauce pan and some oil?
>smoker
you mean an oven?

>>12227783
>all the different ingredients that go into the foods you would get at the restaurant along with knowing how to take those ingredients and make the end product and being willing to set aside the time and work up the effort to act on that knowledge on a regular basis
That's called "being a normal adult" anon. It's simple, basic, shit.

>>12226990
Should have asked for it on the side.

>>12227860
>>12227863
lmao they've never fried anything so they have no idea how it's done.

>>12227881
how do i fry something then? I'm confused

>>12227805
>I know planning can be hard for wagies, but what industrial appliances are needed besides a $<200 blender?
Please explain how exactly you're going to make the full menu of a restaurant with nothing but a blender.

>>12227910
Heat oil to somewhere between the boiling point of water and boiling point of oil, put stuff in, leave it until done, take it out. Cheap temperature-controlled fryers often heat it too low for safety and less splatter, so stuff comes out soggy.

>>12227911
easy

>>12227874
Not that you're thinking of the same thing (you're clearly imagining cooking for the foods you cook rather than cooking to reproduce the menu of an actual restaurant), but that aside I didn't say it wasn't simple. The problem is you end up with lots of ingredients stored at home that you'll probably end up not using after two or three times of making meals yourself. I told you I've already done this in the past and it always ends the same way. Easy once or twice? Sure. Something I'm going to care to keep up with every fucking day for the rest of my life? Absolutely not.

>>12227925
Now do it for a restaurant with food. I dunno, Outback Steakhouse. Pretty sure you're not reproducing whatever it is they do on their different menu items with a blender. That's such a bizarre cooking appliance to even bring up. It's probably the first example I can think of for something you *wouldn't need*.

>>12227911
Why can't I use normal appliances? Why must they be "industrial" ones?

>>12227911
I assumed you already have the other standard home kitchen stuff, like oven, and knife. Anyone can make just one of something.

>>12227936
Because someone claimed you can just get groceries in place of going to a restaurant, and you aren't necessarily going to be able to reproduce actual restaurant food with a microwave.

>>12227928
Do you just not eat fruits and vegetables? Enjoy your crow's feet.

>>12227928
you just suck at planning and shopping. you can make anything on the outback menu with a knife a pan and a pot even the blooming onion

>>12227958

>>12227934
>It's probably the first example I can think of for something you *wouldn't need*.
And that's a red flag for how abysmal your cooking skills are.

Blenders are fucking great: make dressings and purees, dough, dips, sauces, salsa, marinades, frozen drinks, nut butters, crush spices, even make your own flour. The better ones like Vitamix or Blendtec even do a passable job grinding meat, so long as you do small batches. Blenders are a kitchen essential.

>>12227958
You're completely discounting time and effort as factors. I suspect because you actually enjoy cooking. A lot of people don't enjoy it, and when you don't enjoy something completely optional with a relatively high level of time and effort required then you're very likely to not keep up with it. Simple concept, and like I've said already, it's what actually happens when I've tried it in the past. Skill / knowledge / planning are all important too, but having all those things isn't going to give you the time and effort parts of the equation, especially when you stop treating this as a one-time situation and start recognizing it would be an over and over and over and over and over again situation which only gets even more annoying to keep up with each subsequent iteration.

>>12227956
I don't know how to make buns that shitty, and I've never cooked meat since I've been vegan since I was 9.

>>12227966
The only difficulty is the logistics of making it all on-demand for a large number of people. You can prepare any individual meal if you actually try. My old boomer dad does so single-handedly every holiday for a large party, and only sometimes blends in a date pit or blender gasket.

>>12227945
I've never had a problem duplicating or exceeding 99% of restaurant cooking with a normal home oven and range.

>>12226990
>bart sitting in that purple pod thing
how does he get out?

>>12227966
He can make it all with a knife and an oven obviously. He also has all the ingredients for everything there already stored inside the ten freezers he owns.

>>12227984
mcdonalds isn't a restaurant

>>12227981
Are you talking about going to the grocery store every time you eat a meal? How are you storing all these ingredients and then actually using them before they go bad?

>>12227976
I cook because im poor as shit, drink and do drugs. I cant even afford to eat the dollar menu.

>>12227984
Me too. I don't eat at restaurants because they always cut corners, like using cassia instead of ceylon where cinnamon is in the name of the dish, or worthless oil where nuts/seeds should be.

>>12227976
IMHO it comes entirely down to skill and experience. Once you have that it takes essentially zero effort. Obviously it takes time to cook, but it takes time to go and get food too. I can cook most meals in less time than it would take for me to drive somewhere, get food, then come home again.

>>12228000
Well if you are able to afford restaurant food it's pretty well impossible not to sooner or later get lazy and just go with that instead of keeping up with a constant supply chain / cooking operation every day for the rest of your life.

>>12227998
I know what I like to eat and get the short-lived stuff a few times a month.

>>12227993
I haven't been to a Mcdonald's since 2001, anon.
Cooking real food is not hard. You just lack the skills, probably because you were busy playing vidya when you were a kid instead of learning from your parents....or even worse, THEY didn't know how to cook either.

Luckily you can solve this problem easily by using your phone toy. Today, you can have world-class experts show you how to do everything.

>>12228006
It's not zero effort. Just keeping up with supplies alone would be way more effort than anything I currently do with my free time outside of work. Sometimes I get too lazy to go to the convenience store right next to where I live just to replenish my supply of instant noodles. The kind of supplying you're talking about would be hundreds of times higher effort than that.

>>12228023
maybe you should stop going to shitty restaurants where they can't match your hobby cooking with their fulltime work

>>12228005
I wouldn't say they ALWAYS cut corners, but those which do tend to charge a fuckload of money.

Cassia a shit; Saigon cinnamon is where it's at.

>>12228023
>probably because you were busy playing vidya when you were a kid instead of learning from your parents....or even worse, THEY didn't know how to cook either.
Not him, but the latter's true for me. Both my parents worked and all my food was from restaurants (either delivery or going there and eating). The closest my mom ever got to cooking was heating up pop tarts.

>>12228006
My dad spent a lot redoing his kitchen, with an illegally powerful extractor, but drives from home to get chinese food, made using only a wok, knife and choptsticks, to eat it at home. It's weird.

>>12228030
When I eat out I prefer to go to nice restaurants, that way I can learn something.

It honestly doesn't take much skill to blow the average restaurant cooking out of the water. The simple fact that you can handpick your ingredients and prepare them right before serving already gives you a massive advantage over most places who are buying prepared crap from pic related.

>>12228031
Saigon is just another name for one variety of cassia, to trick soccer moms at Costco. Get some cheap Mexican sticks of Ceylon and put it in a blade grinder.

>>12228043
so you admit all your posts were stupid and pointless to begin with cool

>>12228050
I have no idea what you are trying to imply.

>>12228049
>Saigon is just another name for one variety of cassia
nonsense, they look nothing alike.

>>cheap mexican sticks of ceylon
that's what I used to buy. Saigon is a fuck of a lot better.

>>12228083
It's cassia, and it's not good to eat every day.
>Saigon cinnamon contains the highest amount of coumarin of all the four Cinnamomum species sold as cinnamon, with one study detecting 6.97 g/kg in an authenticated sample.[2] Coumarin is moderately toxic to the liver and kidneys, and minor neurological dysfunction was found in children exposed to coumarin during pregnancy.

>>12228091
>and it's not good to eat every day
I only use it about once every 3 or 4 weeks so there's no problem there.

>>Saigon cinnamon contains the highest amount of coumarin
Yep, that's why it's so potent in flavor.

>>12227966
all of these are reasonably simple to make, many dont even require me to go shopping for ingredients

>>12227478
Maybe at your mcdoanald's but the idiots at my local ones all seem to think black means no cream and still put that sugar syrup in it.

The fuck you think in you ding a ling. Creamy orange juice vs sweet oj. You born yesterday?

>>12228180
shut the fuck up

>90s
>at Old Country Buffet with brother, dad, his second wife, and her dumb kids
>girl mixes orange juice with milk and it curdles
>the rest of us are no longer allowed to mix coke with raspberry nestea just because she learned something

Isn't orange juice + cream basically a smoothie?

>>12228243
not thick enough

Why would you drink orange juice instead of eating a whole orange or putting it in a blender if you want to drink it?

>>12227174
Why are boomers browsing a food and cooking board on an anime based site? You are the bigger embarrassment.

>>12227273
You got 4-5 days worth of food in that order? That's what I spend on groceries eating pretty optimally so I'm still mistaken for a teenager at 30.

>>12226990
Food workers are braindead automatons. If it's on the ticket that's what they do. also:
>not enjoying an orange creamcicle

>>12227323
when you rent the apartment complex can send a man to your house at 9 AM for "inspections" and there's nothing you can do about it.
I, a Texan homeowner, could kill that man for doing such a thing and it wouldn't even be a crime.

>>12228320
>you're a braindead automaton if you don't give the customer what they ordered
>but if you ordered something you didn't want you're not retarded
lmao

>>12228403
>when you rent the apartment complex can send a man to your house at 9 AM for "inspections" and there's nothing you can do about it.
I live in an apartment in Texas and part of our contractual agreement outlines how they will not attempt to enter your apartment (e.g. for pest spray or a work request) unless they give you advanced notice in writing. The only time I've ever encountered actual inspections at an apartment was back when I lived in this town that had an illegal immigration problem where 99% of the residents there were Hispanic. At a regular apartment in Dallas though you don't have to deal with shit like that.

>>12228275
I didn’t waste my 20s on this shithole. I’ve already had life experiences and am married. What are you doing?

>>12228403
I rented room in a diverse neighborhood and my dad got scared so he offered me a zero-interest mortgage on a condo in the suburbs at zero interest. I can be a total slob when I'm not having any cool dudes over. I kinda regret it because needing to get in a car to go anywhere isn't so nice.

go talk about houses on /biz/ faggits

>>12228440
>am married
>life experiences
I'd put "being married" not in the "life experience" bucket but more in the "marking time, waiting for death" bucket

>>12226990
It's a melted orange julius without the vanilla. They probably thought you wanted that.

>>12228453
It's funny seeing people get married and have kids before even doing an intercontinental backpacking trip like I did when I was NEET.

>>12228403
What would happen to your living situation if you suddenly lost all your money, and the ability to make more money Mr. Texan Homeowner?

I'd wager you'd at least have a place to lie your head unlike Mr. Rent Controlled if he found himself in a similar, hypothetical situation.

>>12228483
What do you think happens if you stop paying on your mortgage?

>>12227429
>3x what the home is actually worth
I do not have a 3% mortgage over 100% of the value of my property lasting 100 years which never reduces as I pay off the principle, and neither does anybody else in the world you absolute knobend

>>12228591
I'm forced to sell the house at current market rates and bank whatever money is left over after giving the bank the amount I owe.

>>12227492
>what you get absolutely, positively, BTFO

>>12227570
HOA
Land of the free

>>12227750
Just accept it, you're fucking retarded.

>>12228621
Wow you should actually look at an amortization table dude. A $300,000 mortgage at 4.5% over a term of 360 months is a Total Payment of $547,214.54. This doesn't factor in closing costs, tax and insurance payments (which would average around another $400/mo at least for a 300k home as a very low estimate, meaning another 144k over the life of the loan), and then you need to consider the cost of maintaining and updating a home, and market swings in price

>>12228633
Which is not only going to be zero unless you've been paying into the property for 20 years, but if you need to get anything fixed or updated to sell the bank isn't going to sit around and play nice if you can't immediately eat that cost out of pocket, they'll initiate foreclosure on you and then you CAN'T sell. So your options are tap into equity and lose the money, or tap into your retirement and lose even more.

>>12227429
any fucking idiot has the skills to fix a house, the problem is it's fucking annoying. like why do they put toilets in places where I have to contort my body in odd positions so I can spend fifteen minutes unscrewing a single bolt because I can't even revolve the wrench a quarter spin before it fucking whacks against the toilet because there's no room.

>>12226990
>orders cream in orange juice
>blames them for doing what he asked for

Also I don't believe there wouldn't be an option for black coffee, you're just stupid

>>12228870
Get a ratchet handle and a socket extension. Sheesh.

>>12227429
Of course, some home ownership can be invaluable. The real problem is the insidious social construct that destroys lives. I have too many friends who contemplate suicide because they can't get society's ideal.

>Two cars, a house, a wife and kids

They don't even fucking know why they want that, they just want it, and nothing I say will convince them otherwise because they've lived with the notion from birth that if they don't get that, they're a failure.

I know no one will listen to me because everyone has to touch the hot stove themselves before they realize their error. And it's a rare person who actually achieves the goal of the happy family and the nice house.

>>12228440
I'm a millennial that went to college, got a degree, bought a truck, bought a house, and am enjoying life. I was raised properly, you however are browsing this site as an old man. If this is what your life is reduced to now you're sad.

>>12228891
Because its awesome. If you dont have those things you become a weird cat lady or that old guy at the bar who hits on young girls

>>12228900
>>12228440
If you're posting on 4chan, you're both fucking losers.

>>12229004

>>12227013
Don't schizoid shame me asshole

>>12228900
and a truck, a degree, a house, are these things the reason you enjoy life?

I hope not, because trucks don't last forever. Neither does life, I suppose, so I guess you could gamble on your truck outliving you.

>>12228891
People drive themselves insane trying to follow this mold. Don't get me wrong, kids are great, a wife is great, a house is great. However the people who do those things to avoid the social stigma of NOT doing those things end up being miserable. Having kids isn't enough, the kids have to be athletes, they have to make straight As, and if they do that then they have to be popular and they have to be tall and they have to be attractive and they have to go to an ivy league school, etc. It never fucking stops.

wait... they don't let you order straight black coffee?

>>12228180
OP BTFO

>>12227417
You do know that either your rent covers utilties or the rentor just charges it to you anyway? So why even include it as an advantage?

>>12229057
They do,m, but the reason I avoided entering “black” because my coworker also ordered a coffee with cream and sugar and didn’t want his coffee to be construed as “black”

>>12229048
I agree, you should not have children

>>12226990
So... you got an Orange Julius?

Good - those are really delicious.

>>12229835
some places have rent including utilities, but others have rent plus utilities. I currently reside at an including utilities place. That means, if I so felt, I could go turn on the tap right now and just leave it on because my contract says I pay a 300 flat rate for the room every month.

>>12230092
I had an orange julius for the first time in a decade this afternoon, what a fucking treat. I heard the secret ingredient is vanilla pudding mix.

>>12227273
How can you use it forever without using different phone numbers to make new accounts?

>>12227388
property tax is yearly you gigantic idiot, my uncle had a good acre sized lot and only paid 1300$ a year on it.

As far as your mortgage, it depends on how much of a downpayment/house cost.

Spill your propaganda elsewhere.

>>12227993
>>12227945
Why are you on a cooking board if you can't cook and seem unwilling to learn? If you're above the age of 30 (which you very well may not be) it's sort of expected that you know how to cook. If you can't make basic dishes at a restaurant level in your own kitchen, you have some practicing to do.

>>12226990
>This is unacceptable.
so is your stupidity

>>12230319
yearly costs can be divided by twelve to obtain monthly figures.

>>12230357
what the fuck do you even think you're talking about retard? are you bragging about being able to make better food than a denny's? nobody gives a fuck about that you stupid fucking subhuman, that is not even remotely the issue and you're fucking retarded for thinking that

take this example since you're too fucking stupid to stop and goddamn think for even an iota of a second

the local top tier burger restaurant I could get absolutely top quality food for $20-30, they use all the same "best" ingredients that I could go get and they prepare them expertly

if I want to mimic their burgers, I need a meat grinder and a patty press at a minimum, but that's not even the real issue, the real issue is I have to go not only spend $40 on meat, spend an hour prepping and grinding it, then longer cooking it but then I only get one meal's worth of actually top quality burger, the rest I have to freeze in increments and it gets worse over time so not only is what I paid in effectively more expensive for less, but my time in prepping it is more expensive for a worse end product

you've also failed to take the single most important thing into account you stupid fuck, which is TIME, it takes large amounts of TIME to cook things correctly, and you will lose every time if you're spending your few hours after work trying to make top quality food vs. a group of people that literally do it fulltime, and if you CAN do that you are going to shitty restaurants to begin with

sure, most equipment is a one time investment, but restaurants run on razor thin margins, if I get top quality chicken to cook myself it's already $10/lb w/ no other ingredients and I have to spend an hour prepping and cooking it, this gets even worse with things that need to be slow cooked or babied, am I going to spend 4+ hours after work babying it only to eat right before bed? no, fucking of course not

>>12227323
t. wagecuck poorfag

>>12230357
obviously the compromise is to have a repertoire of basic things that don't take forever to make during the week, and save anything more ambitious for the weekend if you want to eat top quality, which is what I already do

the claim that you can just on a whim make food equal to a restaurant with no waste is just a blatant lie, though, not only are you going to need to spend multiple hours to make most things and end up eating too late, but any excess you'll need to reheat or freeze and it's not fucking top quality anymore

the only way you'd be able to think like this is if you were a NEET who had their parents pay for everything to begin with

>>12230892
>absolutely top quality food for $20-30
>restaurants run on razor thin margins
The absolute state of this cope. Go back to /b/ and stay there, „I need a patty press to make a burger“ retard.

>>12226990
Orange juice with cream sounds pretty good, though.

>>12228440
>married
enjoy your divorce, idiot

>>12229024
>enjoy life
>>>/r/eddit

>>12229019

Unironically based

>>12226990
why would they open a bottle of orange juice and add cream to it? definitely either a troll or youre lying

>>12227845
Smoke box and. Tabletop fryer would collectively cost $30 USD that's including the wood chips and fat/oil

>>12230892
>being this buttmad
Yup, someone doesn't know how to cook. Go microwave your TV dinner and go back to whatever shitposting board you originally came from.

>>12226990
That’s what you get for using an app to order your gluttonous fatass even more fast food, you insufferably lethargic manchild.

>>12230909
>>12228440
>>12228275
>the proverbial boomer boogeyman
youre an embarrassment to your generation neck yourselves immediately

>>12231157
if you're just going to complain about being btfo you might as well go back to the NEET board

>>12227388
What the fuck kind of home is $730 a month in tax but only $50 in insurance?

>>12231328
Housing taxes vary wildly by county/city/state, lots of them are partial payments for local programs or schools in certain locales.

Anyone else here feels like running over Uber eats delivery people when you see them on the road? The a bloody everywhere, get in the way when you actually go to the restaurant... I don't know I just hate them and want them to fuck off.

>>12231405
I know what you mean. You look in and see no line. Great, good opportunity to quickly drop in. But wait, they're preparing four Uber Eats orders and you have to wait behind all of those. Too bad, sucker. It's no good at all.

>>12231405
I was tempted to get a job doing that. Then I remembered that I like not getting run over, or getting stabbed and/or shoot doing delivery.

>>12230892
>are you bragging about being able to make better food than a denny's?
No, I'm saying people should at least be able to cook shit like fetuccine alfredo or fried rice in their house at a quality level. Can you?

>the local top tier burger restaurant I could get absolutely top quality food for $20-30, they use all the same "best" ingredients that I could go get and they prepare them expertly
>I have to go not only spend $40
You have to be joking. A burger does not cost $30 to make and burger meat does not cost $40. I can almost guarantee your "local top tier burger restaurant" is using 80/20 ground beef from the grocery store. Maybe they go to a butcher and get 80/20 ground beef from a specific part of the cow, but this is what's going on at the end of the day. 100% guaranteed.

>I need a meat grinder and a patty press at a minimum
>spend an hour prepping and grinding it, then longer cooking it
You're so fucking incompetent. Why on Earth do you think you would need a fucking patty press of all things to make burgers, you goddamn mongoloid?

>restaurants run on razor thin margins
You have no idea how the industry works. I suppose this explains why you think restaurants are superior in every way to home cooking.

>if I get top quality chicken to cook myself it's already $10/lb w/ no other ingredients and I have to spend an hour prepping and cooking it, this gets even worse with things that need to be slow cooked or babied
Paying $10/lb for some fucking chicken, holy shit. What's worse, you spend an entire fucking hour cooking chicken?? What's wrong with you? Are you brain damaged?

>am I going to spend 4+ hours after work babying it only to eat right before bed? no, fucking of course not
Of course you aren't. Instead of learning how to pan fry a chicken breast, you're going to heat up your McDonald's leftovers and write stupid posts on /ck/.

I can't believe I spent any amount of time replying to this post. Fuck you and I hope this was bait.

>>12226990
Are you implying that you cant order a black coffee on that app?

>>12226993
>Saharan Ice Fishing
Nice touch, well done.

>>12227381
>HAS VALUE, you financial dipshit
So what happens when '08 happens again and houses become affordable again?

>>12231455
you could have just said you live in a rural area and have extremely low standards, that would have been faster, which is the whole fucking thing I was getting at
you've never had good food in your life, don't presume to speak about quality, I'm sorry your options for both restaurants and ingredients are shit but that's the breaks

>>12230357
>Why are you on a cooking board if you can't cook and seem unwilling to learn?
Why can't you read?
>FOOD & Cooking
Most people here don't cook. Which would be obvious if you knew how to use the catalog view.

>>12227702
Hehe nice post.

>>12231656
>Most people here don't cook.
Yes, we call these people the cancer that killed /ck/. How stupid can you be if you can't even work a hob?

>>12227985
He's gotta eat all the eggs.

>>12226990
Ordered pizza using grub hub app, add ranch on the side.
They put ranch all over the pizza as a topping. The app bucks up and doesn't tell them, "on the side" so they don't know what to do. But they made me a correct pizza and gave me the ranch one for free.

>>12231656
>FOOD & Cooking
>&
>AND
Notice it says AND, not OR

>>12231800
>Notice it says AND, not OR
Go back to school you stupid fuck. "And" means both are board topics, not that each doesn't count unless the other is included. Racetrac is a gas station and a convenience store, that doesn't mean you're only supposed to go there if you're filling up gas and buying a pack of cigarettes at the same time.

>>12231704
I've never even heard of "hob" before, sounds like some stupid euro-word. Also you're confusing "can't" with "not bothering to." Cookingfags don't seem to understand the concepts of convenience or free time.

>>12228275
boomer/millenial is a mindset, cuckboy

>>12226990
Cant you add notes for the driver?

>>12231959
Nope. Sorry, boomer. Stop slacking off and get back to helping those walmart customers. Your slightly delayed retirement at 90 isn't going to pay for itself.

>>12231921
You've never heard of "hobgoblins" and wondered at the derivation? I'm an amerifat and figured out what a hob was on my own by reading carefully and looking up vocabulary words when I was 7 yo.

>>12232104
>You've never heard of "hobgoblins" and wondered at the derivation?
You know perfectly well nobody else has done that. That's such a retarded reverse engineered expectation. People in the US mention hobgoblins about as rarely as they mention hobs. The most likely reason you'd hear about it at all is because there was a shit tier derivative Spider-Man villain who went by that name.

>>12227007
>just add cream, assuming staff will knoe I just want an OJ

that is why. sugar is not strange enough

>>12231633
Cringe

>>12232128
There are a lot of childrens stories referencing hobgoblins since long before the advent of your capeshit. Sorry you had a deprived childhood. Did you ever finally meet your father and learn to read?

>>12232285
>children's stories
I was born in the early 80s, we had television you poor and/or boomer anon.

>>12232285
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hobgoblin
What's the first search return? Is it obscure old timey folk stories from anon's home country? Or is it that derivative Green Goblin clone villain from Spider-Man?

>>12232285
Did you seriously grow up in a closet being told about hobgoblins lmfao

>>12232382
I'm guessing he wasn't actually told hobgoblin stories as a child unless he's 80 years old and a firat generation immigrant or something. He probably first heard about it from Spider-Man comics like most everyone else alive today and then made up this after the fact story to try to make it seem like the source of his knowledge was more respectable and to feign shock at others not sharing in his fake intellectual curiosity for obscure children's story etymologies.

Dammit, OP. You gotta learn to improvise. Get the orange juice with cream and freeze it. Orange creamsicle. Dumb nigger.

>>12227417
This is only true if you live in rotting gangland shithole areas. There are neighborhoods in different areas that have promise, with schools being built, parks, grocery stores, movie theatres, gyms, you know.. new things that people will want/need over time. That's real estate investment.

>>12232990
Because there are so many house buyers now, right? Oh yeah, no. Everyone's losing money on houses nowadays. Not nearly as many younger adults falling for the boomer home owner meme.

>>12232990
>rotting gangland shithole areas
AKA the areas where people are actually reproducing and spreading, as opposed to the nice up and coming neighborhoods populated with sub-replacement fertility white people. Not something to bet your future on.

>>12227098
are tou having a strke? or ami?

>>12227750
seethe more you pathetic inept worthless child. rent for life hahaha just slice your dick off and call yourself kaitlyn you don't deserve to call yourself a man.
why are you even on ck, I fucking doubt you can even boil water correctly.

>>12227463
the fuck are you talking about? who are you talking to?

>>12232104
Don't bother, he's an idiot.
Oh, I read below. Proof:
>>12232128

>>12227388
lel my mortgage 3 bedroom is 500 a month where is this the top of the Empire State Building?

>>12227323
My nigger. Fuck mcmansions, fuck cages.

>>12227061
>>12227282
You people are pretentious retards. A black coffee is only lacking in cream or milk, but could still be sweetened, and a plain coffee implies you want it however the restaurant serves it by their standard. If you want it black with no sugar, you can say that, or "straight up" for shorthand.

>>12227425
>relocate at will
Renters are mostly poorfags, and moving is neither a cheap nor fun thing for anyone. If I was rich enough to take a few days off work to pack, move and unpack my shit, plus pay a home application fee and a month's rent and a security deposit that's often around a grand at the drop of a hat, I would just own my own fucking house and not have to worry about landlords and the other assorted shit that comes with renting.

>>12226990
Former sushi merchant here. I can 100% certify that if there's a fucked option on there, you can bet your ass that it was a manager at the restaurant in question, and not fuckup on Uber's or Postmates' part. They have direct control of the menu right on the tablet they're given and can fix those problems at any time.
Blame the manager. They put it there because they hate you.

>>12233781
>Renters are mostly poorfags, and moving is neither a cheap nor fun thing for anyone.
As someone in his 30s who's always rented, I can tell you moving is easy as fuck. It'd only be a hassle if you own a bunch of useless junk, which there's less reason than ever to do nowadays with all entertainment media being free and acessible through tiny little laptop computers. And if you're not a woman you only need a few changes of clothes. I pity anyone who lets their belongings get so out of hand they can't enjoy quick and easy mobility on the fly. You don't need more than a couple suitcases, and if you ever want to leave an apartment while still having time left with your lease all that happens is they charge you an incredibly small one-time fee before letting you completely off the hook, in contrast with house owners who are absolutely fucked beyond repair if mold or other structural problems come up during appraisal. Apartment liability you're looking at a few hundred dollars maybe. House liability easily goes into tens of thousands of dollars for just one specific issue.

>>12227444
You sound like a fun guy to be around

>>12234716
Reddit Response Checklist
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[ ] who hurt you?
[ ] find love
[ ] moms basement
[ ] virgin/incel
[ ] have some sex

>>12232408
Well, you'd be wrong. Now go commune with your own hobgoblin to figure out why that's so. The fact you're obsessed with hobs, not only as a means of cooking, but a harborer of goblins, indicates you probably need help.

>>12231633
>"nice touch"
>literally just the joke itself
oof

>>12226990
sneed

>>12234839
maybe if people keep saying these things to you, they're actually true?

>>12234964
or maybe every redditor has 5-6 comebacks they constantly see upvoted and think fucking someone's fronthole resolves all problems apparently.
they also think referring to someone's sex life or perceived lack thereof is a hiroshima-level insult and makes them somehow better because they get to cornhole their gender fluid tranny boyfriend twice a week.
they think everyone on 4chan are r9k robot wizards and thats the farthest from the truth. youd know this if you actually spent any time here that doesnt consist of shitposting, memeing, or arguing with a wall to prove their opinion is 'correct.'
its just ad hominem bullshit when they get btfo. happens everytime, yourself included, unoriginal loser.

>>12235020

Sure anon, it's everyone else's problem.

>>12235020
This

>>12226990
>got exactly what he ordered
>wants a refund because he got exactly what he ordered

>>12235020
The fucks an r9k robot wizard, lol! Seriously, wtf?

>>12235169
we did it!
>>12235341
im not telling you

>>12226990
Isn't that called an orange julius?

>>12235370
You need sugar syrup and blended ice too to make an Orange Julius

>>12226993
any good catches?

>>12235370
Where I'm from, we call this a 'Hot Carl'

I'm an Uber Eats driver. Please don't shriek at your driver if the order is wrong. We didn't cook it, nor do we go through the order. That's against the rules.

You know you could just call the restaurant right? Sometimes when I order wings the app gets fucked and doesn't give me any dipping sauce but all I have to do is call the place and tell them I want blue cheese dressing with my order. The phone number is usually right there in the app

>>12232149
>>12232149
>what is an orange Julius
>what is a creamcicle
You're a fucking retard and this is what you get for being too lazy to pick up your own take out

>>12226990
That’s what special instructions are for

>>12238080
wouldn’t allow me to do special instructions
uber hasn’t got back to me yet but i’m not gonna press the issue further, the meal was heavily discounted anyways