/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12227434
No sounds pretty reasonable to me OP

>>12227434
>particles of his shit
I hate you fucks so god damn much. It's just smells. I had an ex with whom I'd always palm my farts around and then smell (I was always naked at home, naturally), and she always said shit just like this, and she had a culinary arts degree. Some people are just retarded.

>>12227469

>this guy thinks "smell" is a state of matter

>>12227517
*it's just smellz

>>12227434
You probably didn't wash your hands before you ate so it's not really much better since I bet you share the same bathroom

CUM IN HIS SHAMPOO

I honestly like this pasta. Brings out scat fetishists like >>12227469

THIS IS WAR

>>12227434
>responding to someones power move

eat those damn hot dogs in his face while criticizing weak farts

>>12227434
Would you like one of my hot dogs?

>>12227434
>hot dogs
Stop eating your virgin processed shit and grill some pork sausages like a real man

i used to work at burger king and id always fart if i could on the customers food if i overheard they were a nigger in my headset

>>12227629
Yes the really big one that's attached to you, it grows in your pants, can you take it out for me?

>>12227629
man you gotta wonder what they thought when they were making this a stock photo lul

>>12227434
Wow funny copy pasta friend haha I just fell out of my chair because I couldn't and I can't stop laugh

Herbs

stupid vegans cant take some shit in their hot dogs, pathetic

>>12227546
THEN POO IN HIS SHAMCUM

>>12227659
they were thinking "what is the biggest waste of money we could possibly charge to the corporate account and get away with?"

>>12227659
Who the fuck knows. Guy seems alright tho.

>>12227434
When I shared a flat with a few people I kept asking them to wash up after themselves at least by Tuesday after a weekend of partying when they didn’t I broke all the plates and cups and left the shards in the sink I kept my sports direct mug and eat out of that or off the back of my frisbee they all keep plates and stuff inside their rooms now cos I break anything I find in the kitchen they all hate me and one girls boyfriend said he was gonna beat me up but I’m a bit of a nutter so I know he won’t do shit I take joy going to the kitchen to get some ice and seeing everyone partying drinking out of washed out deliveroo containers

>>12228492
They mostly drink cans but it’s happened a few times and someone giving you a dirty look while drinking wine out of a curry stained plastic box is definitely my favourite thing that’s ever happened in this flat I also complain about them not cleaning the bath out so I was it with bleach and don’t rinse it out properly so they have to wash it before they use it the same as me

>>12227517
>what is gas

>>12227434
I know it's pasta, but poke him in the eye with one to see if they're safe to eat.

>>12228492
>>12228521
2 posts and not a single piece of punctuation... fucking hell...

No joke i farted on a pile of my friends clothes at his house and he flew into a frenzy about how he just washed those and was about to fold them but now had to rewash them. Bitch, stop being a pussy. I fart on your shit, then i dab on you.

>>12228546
Punctuation is for the sane; for those capable of sympathy for their fellow man, and of suffering a compulsive need to communicate clearly. This solipsistic psychopath needs no such delusions.

>>12227546
>le edgy frog

>>12226546

Wiggle wiggle wiggle Nancy

>>12228377
based money launderer. checked digits just like how auditors will soon check your accounts.

>>12228492
>>12228521
You're going to grow up into mug anon.

>>12227434
You're clearly a beta male loser. No man would ever fart on my fucking food and if they did, I would beat the shit out of them at all costs.

>>12227434
cut up his parents, put them in chili and make him eat the chili. if he doesnt eat chili, make an Indian eat the chili and tell him he can use your roommates room as designated shittin area

>>12228652
This sounds familiar

>>12228546
>>12228562
>>12228609
At least no one farts on my food i can’t imagine anyone doing that to me and leaving contact lense solution in the same country as me

Should've kicked his ass right then and there. If this was the fucking jungle no one would tolerate that shit. He violated the NAP and made a direct full frontal assault upon your honor as a gentlemen

>>12228617
this. punch him in the balls while he sleeps

>>12227434
OP do this >>12227546
then tell him he's a bitch boy for throwing it out and also gay

>>12228383
cringe

>>12228582
>le seethe

>>12228582

>>12228654
It's exactly the same as in Titus Andronicus.

>>12227434
What a disgusting mutt.

>>12228582