/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12226088
Yes, yes I do.
Thank you anon for asking!

No I don’t like coffee

Decaf coffee

>>12226088
>>12189514

yep! coffee in the morning tea throughout the day.

>>12226088
Yes! I love a good iced white chocolate caramel macchiato with whip in the morning!

>>12226088
No, only afternoon.

should i have a nap after lunch or another coffee to stay awake

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>>12226088
Not anymore, once I stopped drinking my acne cleared up some.

>>12226088
Yep, generally just go cheap with the free coffee at the office, it's tolerable.

>>12226088
Every single day. If I don't immediately need to piss after getting out of bed, it's straight to the kettle to make my morning cuppa.

It's like a ritual for me. I'm miserable until I've had a good 5 - 10 minutes sitting with a coffee.

nah, not a fan of coffee

>>12226088
I really enjoy Soylent coffee with a soy-based caramel creamer. If I’m lucky, my wife’s boyfriend will let me use some of his seed for extra protein.

>>12226334
Nobody's buying it, /pol/.

>>12226334
this is a bad post and you should feel bad

I drink cum

>>12226479
ok

>>12226187
You should eat lighterlunches fatty

>>12226504
im not fat
what should i have for lunch
i was thinking of going to subway

>>12226201
Why can't we go one thread without criticizing someone else's tastes?

so i know jack shit about coffee beans but want to ditch k-cups and creamer and learn how to love black coffee, what do you guys drink?

>>12226088
Nah, upsets my stomach. I like having a small cup of it for dessert after a large meal but that's all. It's a shame, I really like it, I just don't handle it well.

>>12226536
Honestly, as long as you grind them yourself, even a cheap $15 Mr. Coffee brewer is a huge step up from that crap. You'll get great results from a $5 single-cup pourover and an electric kettle.

As for types:
Light roasts are about the flavors the coffee brings and carry more caffeine.
Dark roasts are more about the flavors that develop from the roasting itself.
Medium are somewhere in between.

Drip coffee has a lighter body, and uses paper filters that draw off a lot of the oils, though metal filters are an option that can be desirable as they're reusable and don't pull the oils off. With these machines you want to look for one that comes with a thermos-style carafe, not a glass one that sits on a hot plate. Even better if it uses a sprayer type of head to wet the grinds evenly.

French press is a full immersion technique where the beans soak in the water, giving a very full-bodied, oily coffee. They use a fine mesh in the press component to both separate the grounds out and emulsify the oils into the coffee.

Manual Pourover is pretty popular because it results in a similar, but higher quality cup compared to drip for very cheap on the equipment at the cost of more time needed in personal effort, though OXO has a great single-cup model that has a self-regulating water tank.

>>12226088
No because caffeine has absolutely no effect on me. Still drink lots of tea though because that shit tastes good.

i did up until i realized i was basically a crack addict
>start drinking coffee with milk and sugar like a cuck
>gradually slide into black coffee out of convenience
>start needing a cup in the morning to "wake up"
>get to a point where i can't function without it, headaches, irritability, etc.
>don't care enough to buy high quality coffee
>drinking shitty black coffee that tastes like cigarette butts
>do this every day just to "feel normal"
i was no different than a tweaker who got hooked on the good stuff and deteriorated into smoking crack just to get my fix. i quit cold turkey 2 months ago and became a based teachad. gives just enough of a kick to get over the morning slump without fostering dependency

pic related, it's literally me

>>12226905
Yeah, some people take in too much caffeine when just a little is enough to get the gears turning. I was an addict until I lowered my caffeine intake gradually and was able to get rid of some of the same symptoms that you also had.

Nowadays, if I need coffee for the energy boost, I'll only drink until I feel the slightest feeling of the caffeine taking effect, and then I'll just throw out the remaining coffee, no matter how expensive it is.

>>12226905
>>12227047

lol try a real addiction faggots

>>12226088
yup

>>12226088
I miss the old captcha

>>12226088
I DRINK COLD BREW IN THE MORNING IT WAKES ME UP

>>12226098
reddit-tier

>>12226088
No, it gives me palpitations

>>12226513
Why can't these homos just scroll past the thread if they don't like the thing being discussed? Why even post?

>>12227747
how will we know if they dont like these things if they dont tell us
sometimes it is fun to jokingly tell others they are bad or shit or gay because your interests differ from theirs. sometimes shitposting is fun which is probably why piccolo dick threads still keep popping up on /v/
personally i think its hilarious but i have been here far too long
food for thought i guess

>>12226088
I opt for a coke zero

>>12226088
For me, it's spending half an hour with a cuppa in the morning while I read 4chan.

i like chocolate milk :3

>>12229056
sounds comfy
do you lurk other boards than /ck/
i usually check in with a couple generals on /vg/, ill browse /v/ a bit, and check out /bant/ since it sometimes reminds me of old /b/ before it turned into a gayer version of /soc/
i went to /qa/ today to harass jevin
fuck jevin

>>12226088
One 12oz mug made with a Hario V60 every morning

>>12229102
I do /ck/, /diy/, /x/, and /an/. Sometimes /lit/, but they're a bit retarded there and it's a bit disappointing to see. I know /x/ is more retarded, but that's to be expected given the theme.

>>12229119
/lit/ is retarded? thats surprising i thought they would be one of less shit boards

>>12226088
are you writing a book?

leave that chapter out

>>12229155
what

>>12226088
>drinking caffeine
just take caffeine pills. we're living in the future, dog. do you wash your clothes in a river too? lol

>>12226088
late mornings to noon, but only when I don't have to work.

>>12226536
French press, my current beans are from the Congo. it's a very very smooth brew.

>>12229218
no i just like having a coffee in the morning its comfy also i like the taste

Coffee is poison
Don't drink it lads

>>12229301
are you by chance a fungus?

>>12226088
No, I'm not a degenerate addict.

>>12226088
Yes
I like it sweet

I make cold brew

I made a pitcher of cold brew using Folgers. It was ok.

>>12226088
I rarely drink coffee ever.
Maybe had 10 mugs this year.

>>12226305
>LMAO DON'T TALK TO ME TILL I'VE HAD MY MORNING COFFEE AMIRITE?! HAHAHA LOL.

>>12229350
>ssssssslurrrrrrrrppppp

>>12229350
shut up you are dumb and gay

>>12226088
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>>12229370
I know it's not a trip code, but still applies.
https://youtu.be/YgHNtzxO0y8

>>12229382
shut up jevin you are just jealous i am liked more than your stupid ass

>>12229382
Based, namefags are worse than chinamen

>>12229396
oops how embarrassing i forgot my name but that was me, salm, posting that ill prove it to you if you dont believe me i swear it was me

Yeah, nice accompaniment to my morning juul

>>12229382
>>12229401
why no one tells this to laundry? why its ok for laundry to be a tripfag but not for me to have a name

>>12229409
youre both unlikeable attention seeking faggots dont worry. if he were here id help shame him as well

>>12229409
I was just going to enjoy my coffee, but seeing you use a name has made it too bitter to drink
>48 users
>17 posts from salm

>>12229433
maybe you never liked it to begin with then i bet i helped you

i drink decaff tea.
ironically I drink it for the caffeine, since I'm dependent on caffeine, but full strength is just too much.

>>12229473
hey you imposter dont impersonate me
although that does sound like something i would say
impersonate jevin not me, he is gay and dumb i am smart and cool

>>12229433
salm thats me you didnt even realize it was me because i was making quality posts and now you are feigning contrarian because you are taught to hate namefags and tripfags but my posts are good and you know it so you are upset at yourself for going against what you thought was right

>>12229519
But salm-larp-fag, that cannot be true, for that poster is I...But honestly stop using names, it's really faggy and attention seeking

>>12229527
no

>>12226088
I drink it with my protein powder in the morning.

I'm a huge faggots disregard all my posts. I also love to gargle big black cock. The thought of having a black stud fill all my holes is making my pathetic white cock leak precum.

>>12229542
stop impersonating me now
it was a little funny the first time but not really

>>12226088
Yeah, but usually not until 9:30 or so. First thing I drink out of bed is water, then I'll have breakfast and don't usually have a coffee until I'm settled into work for the day.

>>12229569
$5 says your jevin, and you're an attention seeking bitch. Why are you so desperate?

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>>12229576
i am salm you guys are not salm
only the second guy got it similar to me

define "drink"

guys please stop i chose this name for a a really personal reason i dont want to share but just stop okay

>>12226473
>tripfags

>>12229605
Assalamualaikum

>>12229608
I'm Muslim & I need to show this board that JIHAD is the true way. Read Quran you cooklet

stop being mean to me

>>12229614
Walekusalma brother>>12229628

>>12229624
I bet salm isn't even muslim, he seems like a pajeet to me. Let me try to lure him out. I hope NOBODY shits on this perfectly clean street

>>12229603
kek

>>12229637
I'm not looking in lol bro

>>12229637
Nvm, thanks to salm I found a nice little cafe for drinking coffee. Bless you brother

>>12226088
I literally can't start my morning without a hot glass of coffee.

>>12226088
For me it's Adderall :D

>>12229705
no prob bob

this thread sucks now and its gotta go
also for the record i am white and i poop in toilets, typically after my morning coffee

>>12226088
I just eat caffiene pills.

>>12229978
Just eat a dick.

Is 3 mugs of coffee a day too much?

Coffee > anxiety > benzos > alcohol > sleep > repeat

>>12230455
Thumbs up fren

I have a cup almost every morning but literally don't feel any different when I go cold turkey. Do I have brain damage?

>>12230455
You know mixing benzos and alcohol can kill you, right?

Sometimes. 13-17 hour shifts sometimes, boys.

Gotta have something