/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12223620
That's how they say it in the advertising

>>12223620
Friendly reminder that reese-ease is confirmed by the man the company is named for to be a mispronunciation. And Reese-is is the pronunciation used in promotional material and commercials used by the company. You are objectively wrong.

>>12223629
it's wrong though.
it's a Reesey cup

>>12223620
If you knew a guy named Reese and were talking about his car, would you say "Reese-is car" or "Reese-ease car"?

>>12223637
I'd probably say "that fags car" because anyone named Reese would be flamer.

>>12223651
okay, but if you did happen to say "Reese's car", which way would you pronounce it?

My favorite candy is Reece-ease Peece-ease

>>12223651
What if Reese blew up and you had to pick up Reece's pieces?

>>12223633
He was a convicted pedophile, his opinion on anything is disregarded.

To avoid conflict, I omit the ending.
>Reese

>>12223663
based
but it's not plural, it's just reecey piecey

>>12223620
>this retard says "Reese-ease piece-ease"
You should try to learn the only language you speak.

>>12223635
Wrong. It's a recess cup

>>12223682
I speak the language of love, love for a pack of reesey cups. reese-is just sounds like you have bells palsy

>>12223696
>bell-ease palsy

>>12223686
because I take time out to savor the chocolate and peanut butter, right?

>>12223703
Right!

>>12223620
The right answer is "reece-is," but I don't even care so much about it being the official right answer. I say it that way because the alternative means going around sounding like you eat feces. Zero aural aesthetic appeal. Do people not have the good sense to work this out with the words they use? People will involuntarily associate all the things that sounds similar to the word choices you make. You're sabotaging your public image.

>>12223731
quite the opposite where I live. if you said reese-is here people would look at you funny or think you're just retarded. most likely both though desu

>>12223741
How did everyone where you live get it wrong? This is publicly available knowledge, not sure how this could happen.

>>12223741
It doesn't even make any sense. It's the name Reece. Who would assume the name Reece was pronounced Reecey? That's insane.

>>12223620
The only people who say reese-ees are retarded midwestern shitheel children.

>>12223635
Nigga you look like a giant Reesey cup and im boutta come over there and get a piece

TOOT THAT ASS UP

https://youtu.be/O3Uw_GB8sp0

>>12223651
had a neighbor named reesy
I'm pretty sure his full name maurice

>>12223782
>>12223757
I actually live in new york, not NYC, so ha to your hypothesis.
its everyone though I've never heard reese-is except on the commercial, and that's because the announcer has an accent.
>>12223871
mo is short for Maurice fren

/ck/ - Lowest-effort shitposting

Meanwhile in Canada...

>>12223620
>reece-ease
are you a literal child? i bet you draw people as circles with arms and legs too

>>12223960
Why are you including my post in that reply? I didn't say anything about your location. I just pointed out it was really weird how you and everyone around you could have gotten this wrong when it's publicly available information and also just the intuitively right answer in the sense that nobody would pronounce a last name like that ("Reece") with a superfluous "-y" out of nowhere. I'm genuinely baffled as to where anyone got this idea from.

>>12224310
you're assuming it's wrong though, that's the issue.

>>12224013
Dude holy fuck, talk about a Mandela effect moment. Never realized this before, and I worked at a gas station for three years. We all still call them Reese's PBCs though.

>>12224343
No, it just is wrong. This is documented, look it up.

>>12224013
>>12224351
thats because in canada packaging has to be bilingual, and french has no possessive forms of words.
>>12224361
ive asked at least 3 people from here in the past hour if they ever heard of 'reece-is' and i got 2 no's and 1 ew, who would say that?
so i get it potaytoh potahto, either way is correct i guess.

>>12223620
>reece-ease peece-ease
>reece-is peace-is

context clues are a vital way approximate the meaning of things you otherwise have no knowledge of

>>12223620
Okay but how do you pronounce "coupon" ?

>>12223620
It's pretty obviously supposed to be pronounced "recess" because of the "recession" in the middle where the peanut butter goes
>>12224522
Cow-pen

>>12224450
einstein ine-stine
winestein wine-steen

context schmontext, just fudge your way through things and be so confident in appearance that anyone else will be scared to doubt you

>>12223620
I think if I ever met one of you piecies motherfuckers in real life I'd punch you in the throat, knowing that you are too low-t to fight back.

>>12224562
The irony of your post is you completely ignore the alliterative context of the product for some made-up non-comparison

>>12224425
>french has no possessive forms of words.
What a cucked language.

>>12224562
But Weinstein is pronounced wine-stine. Anyone who pronounces it the other way is a pathetic hollywood shill who begs for sex from shitty actresses.

>>12223701
underrated

>>12223782
true

>>12224425
>either way is correct i guess.
No. It's objectively incorrect to say "Reese-ease." It's no less objectively incorrect just because everyone around you is equally as inbred as you are.
Is your fat mouth just too lazy to change shape for a different vowel sound?

>>12224579
>this guy getting all high school debaticle
make a graph for me lol dweeb

>>12224597
>ween stine
never heard that once
>reecey peacey
tomayto tomahto fren

>adding an extra syllable

heh, i'm just gonna keep minmaxing my speech fag.

>>12224628
nigger

>>12224633
JANNIES! HELP!

>>12223663
Based i am laughing so hard right now. That sounds retarded.

>>12223629
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