/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>heh
*crack*
>how ya liking that socialism, snowflake?
*sips*
>yep

>>12223440
sure, go ahead man but I didnt order fries,

Huutista bro xD

I fucking HATE THIS.
*been buying the same brand of fries for years*
*frying them perfectly crispy on the outside, soft in the inside*
*stupid mom bitch appears*
*uses her roastclaws and snatches a handful of my fries, her hand, probably soaked with semen of 3 different men she was emotionally exploiting for money the same day, being subtle taste flavorings*
*I have to deal with semen microbes on my fries while she makes me miscalculate my daily intake of carbs*

>>12223440

go for it, i just removed each of them from my rectum, so they should still be pipping hot

I shot people for less.

>>12223451
vittu et sä mun ranskalaisia saa >:(

>hehe no fries for me, just a salad
*eats half your fries*

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID WHORE JUST GET YOUR OWN I'LL FUCKING BUY THEM FOR YOU FUCKING CUNT

>>12223440
Fuck.

Had this drinking buddy who would always invite random people. The odd time it was this one dude who would always snake his way into the drunk food session to just 'grab' a few of this and that.
Never wanted to say "no man their mine" because I barely knew the fucking guy, but fries were like open season for him, he'd just politely ask my drunk ass; and I would say "yea yea sure", then ten minutes later it's like what the fuck, where did half my fries go?
There he was smugly laughing at stupid conversation while chewing, and repeatedly putting the rest of a fry close to his mouth and abruptly taking it away pointing at someone with the fry in hysterical laughter.

Fuck.

I don't eat fries retard

>>12223440
I 'm making fries tonight as we speak and just finished the first fry. Waiting to complete after they rest. Asked my waifu if she wanted any and she said, "nahhh, I don't think so." With that answer, I know she'll try to grab a handful, but this time, I swear, I'm blocking her!

>Hey I'm making some [Food], you want some?
>No anon, I don't want any
>Are you sure?
>Yes, I'm sure
>*1 minutes later*
>Hey anon can I have some of your [Food]?

>>12223467
lol, 8/8 m8
>living with parents
underage b&

>>12224332
That hand is simply horrifying. The way the pinky sprouts from the thin thing and all of the fingers look boney and soft at the same time is nightmarish.

>>12223492
Come on, they were black. You know they did worse

>>12224332
What the fuck. That soyclaw.

>>12224332
You gotta be kidding me, are soylent bottles really that hard to open or are these soy creatures that fucking weak?

>>12224332
If I buy and drink one of these, will I be okay. 7-11 has some, and I'm curious

>>12224332
This seems highly impractical compared to just using your teeth

>>12223440
>sure man take a couple but can I try the chicken tenders you got? they look good.
never understood you guyses problem with some basic sharing it's like its the worst thing in the world on here when in reality it's pretty normal to do....

>>12224871
a little bit of both

>>12223444
based oliet Bang's poster

>>12223504
>>12223451
Perkele!

>>12223440
>anyone else a big cuck and enjoy sharing their food just to see people happily enjoying stuff, even if it means I gotta sacrifice half of all my fries.

>>12225030
>oliet
choking on my fucking drink

>>12224873
Go ahead, one bottle of faggot pulp juice wont kill you.

>>12224871
He obviously has some sort of disability. A hand deformation at the very least, but I bet it's a debilitating condition that extends to his entire skeletal structure.

>>12225030
>bang's

It's oliet Barq's fucking cunt

>>12225393
It's called "veganism"

>>12224873
Go for it. Make sure to post your soy titties here once they start growing.

>>12224871
Apparently the label slides around so it's tough for handlets to get a grip. I don't get why he doesn't just slit the label with his pocketknife and remove it.

Sure, help yourself.

I dont need to be eating them anyway.

>>12224845
>soyclaw

>>12223440
when i go to five guys i give my mom the fries in the bag and take the cup, then go and take some of her fries bc she was 200lbs at the time and i was 104 and i was hungry

>>12224878
The soy breed does not have the primitive fight to process such a life skill.

>>12224332
>building an entire contraption to open your drink bottle because your ricky berwick marfan syndrome raptor claw can't grip the fucking thing

>>12224845
>soyclaw
holy fuck

I just smile, laughed a little and say no, I don't think so.
70% of the time, it works every time.

>>12225634
The worst thing is how slow and underpowered the contraction is.

>>12225759
Kind of like your penis, my man.

>>12225634
>>12224878
>>12224871
>>12224845
>>12224332
>Being completely ignorant to people with disabilities needing machines to help them.

>>12225791
Mate it might be underpowered but I guarantee it's not slow.

>>12225858
He could help himself by not drinking that soyslurry in the first place

lemme just reach deep in there and grab a few fries bro.

>>12225858
Good point.

>Someone takes shit without asking while also making a passive aggressive remark as some kind of excuse
>THEY get mad if you tell them off
I truly hate these people.