/ck/ - Food & Cooking

For myself. Hah. I only dine on the most exquisite and high end foods. For me it's more about the exquisite experience. It's about the range of palette. It's about the delivery.

I've tipped more than you make in one month. I've had every dish, plate, course, and lavish you've ever heard of. I've eaten reductions off of models, actors, and politicians. I've eaten a zealandian food in zero-g.

Have you ever had starved yourself for 14 days only to eat a 5 course meal? Have you ever eaten only rice for a week only to devour 3 pounds of matsutake mushrooms? Have your ever even eaten gold? Of course not you fucking plebian.

With all said and done, I would trade my entire existence ten times over for the experience of pairing an Impossible Burger with curly fries. The Impossible Burger is clearly the burger of gentlemen.