/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12216133
Are you trying to trick a boy or girl into sleeping with you?

>>12216133
alcohol
weed
ecstacy
etc.

food aphrodisiacs are memes

>>12216133
There are literally no foods that will have an aphrodisiac effect from consuming one time, it's the repeated dose that improves sexual function. Also, oysters don't do anything.

TL;DR: use alcohol and weed and don't be so fucking ugly.

>>12216133
Tribulus tea and maca powder.

pizza and some thick bitch

>>12216133
>1 tin smoked oysters in oil with chili pepper
>1 small sweet onion
>1 stalk of celery
>1 garlic clove
>1 yellow bell pepper
>fresh Italian parsley
>red pepper flakes
>salt and black pepper
>allspice
>half a lemon
>dry white wine
>linguini

Drain most of the oil from the oysters, reserve enough to grease a 12-inch pan. Discard the chili pepper if desired, the texture is rather bad from being canned. Heat the oil in the pan, add oysters and sauté on high heat until the edges are crisp and browned. Remove and set aside. Dice the onion and celery, cut the bell pepper into long slices. Add to the pan and fry until blackened. Lower the heat, add the oysters back in, and deglaze with about 6 ounces of white wine. Stir and scrape the bottom of the pan. Add salt, black pepper, red pepper flakes, chopped parsley, and allspice to taste. Mince the garlic clove and stir in. Squeeze half a lemon’s juice in and grate some zest in to taste. Cook on medium heat and reduce until thickened. Add al dente linguini noodles and toss until well coated, cook for a minute to ensure the noodles get hot. Plate and garnish with a sprig of parsley and cracked black pepper, maybe a shake of cayenne if you like more heat.

>>12216728
>linguini noodles
Or as we say in the culinary world, linguini.

>>12216752
Imagine deciding to post just to be this much of a pedantic faggot.

just do the standard oyster vodka shot with a bit of zest.

>>12216757
I was just highlighting the fact that you’re very likely an American and as such your culinary advice can safely be ignored.

>>12216780
Nothing gives me a veiny, throbbing freedom boner more than an obsessed third-worlder making me their oneitis. Do it again, babe.

>>12216133
those turn into sepsis machine in this time of the year, also it is fcking cheap in gookland here
my prof told me that we couldn't export those as we have no toilets at sea farming
>where do they pOoP?

>>12216757
God forbid we user he correct terminology on the food and cooking board.
Other boards aren’t like this, for example go to /k/ or /out/ and you’ll see people discussing the subjects with a pretty high degree of experience and knowledge.

>>12216752
That’s fair. I don’t know why I didn’t just say linguini.

>>12216757
Also fair. I’d prefer feedback on my actual recipe and methods than pedantics.

>>12216133
horny goat weed

>>12216133
>>12216696
I get aroused when i bite into a sandwich made with one of these bad boys.
I can pick up a package of these for around $3 at my local food emporium.

>>12216682
A girl (male)

>>12216696
Oysters are high in zinc which increases testosterone.

>>12217056
This reddit-tier shit will never be funny, no matter how often you post it

>>12216133
Horny goat weed

as a Caucasian man of impeccable taste I only consume Eurodisiacs. none of that afro niggershit for me thx

>>12216133

pic related roasted with black cumin and honey also devil's p#ss¥ but it is very rare too expensive and exclusive for it might used as rape drug this probably the reason it isn't available for the public and totaly unknown substance for pharma industry it is given as a gift only for close trusted friends and relatives in the sahara