/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12216403
>to
we have proper schooling here at least

>>12216403
>What goes with it?
Sliced hot dogs.

>>12216403
this is my dinner friend. i love soyburders! as american as apple pie

>>12216403
>Kraft Dinner
>Americans

kraft dinner is a staple of the canadian diet

>>12216403
Go be a gangsta somewhere else

>>12216414
>>12216411
Canadians are basically Americans

>>12216403
Did you use salted or unsalted butter?I usually add herbs or hot sauce and a can of tuna.

>>12216421
>A self aware hat
Huh?

>kraft dinner
Annie's box pastas are the patrician's choice

>>12216403

I like to make mine with sliced up fried hotdogs, onions, ketchup, sriracha sauce, and a few boiled potato, bacon, and cheddar perogies. I would also recommend a bag of doritos to scoop up some mac and cheese from time to time. Very satisfying and delicious.

>>12216421

No we're not. We don't shoot up schools and workplaces on a weekly basis.

>>12216662
>No we're not
The entire country is one big flyover state with extra snow and pretend frenchmen. Could add every square inch to the US as New Wyoming and all it would do is create a new made up cultural """cuisine""" for insecure flyovers to point at when they think someone cares to listen
>Cheesy gravy fries are totally culture!
>and sports!
>and shitty pilsners!

>>12216695

Canada has about as much culture as the US has. So none. This of course excludes Quebec, as many of them are still in touch with their roots. My point is that Canadians as a people are different from Americans. We are less fat, more intelligent, and less primitive/violent. Your country is the only country in the world in which majorly obese people ride scooters in Walmart and shit themselves, because they can't even fucking walk to the store to buy their frozen pizzas. It's truly a nation of retarded bloodthirsty niggers.

>>12216695
It must be exhausting being an obsessed butt blasted coastie everyday.

>>12216741
>B-B-But Americans are fat and lazy!
Have you seen the stats from after 2008? You joined the "one in 4 adults are morbidly obese" club years ago. This very thread has the stereotype of you sugar guzzling boy scouts and your love of freeze dried mac and "cheese product"
>Oh but we dont shoot each other like America
If some eskimo goes on a rampage with his hockey stick and murders an entire preschool in Canada nobody gives a shit. A teenager getting shot in the US makes international headlines.

>>12216403
>Do Americans eat this for dinner
No, Kraft dinner is exclusively Canadian.

>>12216403
mix in a pound of ground beef w/ taco seasoning. bellissimo

>>12216852

t. Obsessed, SEETHING low IQ, Americuck lmao,

stay assraped fag

>>12216406
THIS

>>12216653
BASED annies is so gud

>>12216403
Usually its eaten with sliced hot dogs but I prefer to use fried bacon and to make the sauce by hand.

>>12216414
>>12216996
>Exclusively Canadian
From Pennsylvania, love that shit, was under the impression it was everywhere

Try playing around with different kinds of cheeses in it OP, and add sliced hotdogs if you want meat in it.

Because it's a cheese based dish there's not really a lot of other possibilities for non-retarded ingredients. The cheese just overrides the other flavors.

>>12216407
>hulk kills thanos
Are these movies worth watching?

>>12216403
>What goes with it?
Chicken nuggies.

>>12216403
Ketchup.

>>12216403
Add chick peas and curry paste like that dude in that youtube video it tastes great

You didn’t add enough milk

>>12216406
kielbasa too

I buy a ham steak, fry it up, and cut into cubes. I also add pea's.

Kraft dinner can be made delicious with some fairly simple modifications. You mostly follow the box, but add at least half a cup of grated extra sharp cheddar cheese along with the sauce powder pack, 2.5 tablespoons of a salted European style butter instead of margarine and slightly more milk, probably 1/3rd of a cup instead of 1/4th to avoid the problem in OP's picture and generally get the sauce to come out right. Which isn't too hard anyway, the sauce pack contains some kind of magic bullshit that makes it really easy to make a stable sauce with whatever you're doing to it.

The choice of cheese is what's really in control though. I use pic related but any high end cheddar can save kraft dinner from being boring trash.

>>12216403
>Do Americans eat this for dinner?
no

>>12216741
>This of course excludes Quebec, as many of them are still in touch with their roots.
Quebecfag here. We have no culture, don't let any of my brethren failures tell you otherwise.

a box of macaroni is considered a snack

>>12216403
I once ate an entire box to myself. It made me feel like I had taken a handful of xanax and vicodins. I couldn't move, crawled off my chair to my bed and passed out for several hours.
I think Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Dinner gave me diabetes.

>>12218826
you must have a small little girl stomach. I eat a box to myself all the time as a snack

>>12216852
>If some eskimo goes on a rampage with his hockey stick and murders an entire preschool in Canada nobody gives a shit
Because Canadians don't matter, not even to other Canadians.

>>12218832
I'm 120lbs, nobody this tiny should eat that much Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Dinner. There's enough there for two or even three of me.

>>12216653
BASED
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>>12218771
I like adding some chile peppers, peas, and a can of tuna. That's some fine dining I tell ya, even girlfriend's agree. Any girl that would disagree is just a fuckin' "look-at-me look-at-me" whoar looking to milk you for money.

>>12218825
>>12218832
Only a box? You people are lightweights, step aside for a professional!

>>12216662
challenge accepted

>>12218832
lol i eat cake every day fag get on my level

its generally perceived as a dish for children, especially in the cheap, plain form pictured. Higher end, more interesting varieties are not uncommon at restaurants (especially as side dishes at BBQ places, or with meat added as an entree), but eating the cheap plain stuff is pretty uncommon for adults

>>12216406
Chili

>>12216403
Ugh, you're fuckin triggering me. My son always gripes about his stepfather cooking this shit every night he's at his mom's.

>>12216403
i just made a burger and cut it up in it
or bacon or eggs or something

>>12219345
And then everyone at nintendo (where my dad works) stood up and clapped.

>>12216653
There's Annie's everything. From mac and cheese to frozen burritos to cookie dough. I find it hard to believe Annie can do anything exceptionally if she's spread so thin.

T. Kroger employee

>>12216653
Fuck Annies. Everyone knows Cracker Barrel is top Mac and Cheese quality. It's not cheap shit, especially when it's almost 4-5$ a box.

>>12216403
Yes they do and it's salty depending on how you make it. I haven't had Kraft Mac and Cheese in awhile but when my dad used to make it from time to time it wasn't too salty. Maybe add a little more milk/water to balance it out?

>>12216403
>Do Americans eat this for dinner?

>>12216530
>tuna
>with processed cheese

>>12216403
maybe with ham chunks and broccoli

>>12216695
>pretend frenchmen
Confirmed for not knowing shit

prefer the shells myself. I usually grate in some cheese (gouda and sharp cheddar blend is best, but any melty cheese will do) along with the powder/milk/etc, and sometimes will add bacon, sauteed onions/garlic/peppers, various herbs and spices, all depends on what I have and how much effort I feel like investing

In Canada, it's called Kraft Dinner, and Canadians are passionate about it. It's part of the culture.

In America, it's called Mac & Cheese, and nobody gives it much thought. It's just a cheap and easy side dish, something bland to serve to children.

>>12220608
i'm not a child!

>>12216403
I don’t understand why people eat this shit unless it’s for nostalgia. Mac and cheese is stupidly easy to make. Especially if you want to be lazy and buy grated cheese in a bag.

>>12216403
It's just a side dish bro

The US bashing and Soyjak on this board is getting out of hand.

>>12220608
ive tried it once, not a american: cheese shouldnt be that orange! and actually taste like cheese. a true cheese sauce should taste creamy and cheesey. kraft krap is neither of those. i can make it myself better than they do and cheaper too.

mac-n-cheese is easy alls you need is heavy whipping cream, velveeta cheese and penne pasta and a microwave and wala

>>12216421
Canada isn't a real country.

>>12216403
steamed veggies and hot dogs.

>>12218835
Much like China, which Canada is a colony of.

>>12221018
>wala
fuck you

>>12218851
You must be a really a nice trap.

>>12221629

>>12216695
I laughed.
2020 KAG

>>12216403
"Milk" ≠ tranny juizz
Easy eurocuck mistake

>>12216403
Do Americans really do this?

>>12216403
Yes, but I dress it up. It's just nice and cheap. It's like our ramen. Some brands are better and like ramen, the more it costs, the better it tastes. Pic related is what I just ate. You can dress it up any way you want; hell throw curry powder in there.
>There are tricks to make it better. For starters it's best to mix the sauce until blended in the pot before you add back in the noodles. I usually add whole can of tuna in a well into the sauce before the noodles. Adding a good dollop of Greek yogurt and/cream cheese is a good way to thicken and cheese it up.

I usually eat half the box, and heat it up in the microwave the next day by adding a smidge of water and leaving a cover over it.

P.s. if it's too salty use unsalted butter.

>>12216411
What's funny to me is why eurotrash scum are so obsessed with the USA. Explain yourselves because I certainly can't explain your euro bullshit.

>>12222292
Imagine if you had to live somewhere other than America. Wouldn't you be obsessed too? Resentful, envious, and needing to feign a superior attitude to deflect from their obvious inferiority. At least Canada's usually cool about it, Australia too banter aside.

>>12222292
Because they literally cannot escape us. Their cities are filled with our restaurants. Their theaters are filled with our movies. They listen to our music and read about our news. They post on our imageboards with our memes. They most likely have American military bases in their country. Everything their country does is done under the eyes of America.

>>12220515
>Cheese powder is the same as can cheese

It's still low quality, but it's not that bad.

>>12222159
Yo that actually looks good.

>>12216403

>STOP INSULTING ME EUROTRASH! >You're just jelly of our high culture and cheesburgers!

>>12221000
>cheese shouldnt be that orange!
Cheese is not naturally orange. However, plenty of excellent cheeses all over the world are made with coloring additives that give them a variety of orange hues.
A few years ago, Kraft stopped using the food coloring that gave its Mac and Cheese that weird orange color and went to all-natural ingredients, and now it has a color you'd see in other melted cheese sauces.

>>12222475
I like how Kraft made the switch without telling anyone, then after a while went, "Psyc, we changed it and you guys can't tell. No bitching fatties".

>>12216741
Like canadians don't riot over hockey. You guys have good chip flavors and pastries, for sure though.

>>12222318
Why would I bother to waste my time with stupidity?

>>12222682
I don't know, why ARE you here?

>>12222517
https://www.quora.com/Why-do-fans-throw-octopus-on-the-ice-during-hockey-games

>>12222687
We disagree with shadows.

>>12222687
Why are you here?

>>12216403
needs some hot sauce

>>12222708
Just to suffer.

>>12222725
Your mum got plenty of my hot sauce last night, I'm tapped out until later today.

>>12222727
Wrong answer.

>>12216403
a bit of mustard and some hot sauce

>>12216741
You guys are 1 IQ point higher than we are. Everyone loves Canada but hates Canadians, you guys are more self centered than we Americans are, but at least we can legally defend ourselves and don't worship a 93 year old hag.

>>12217570
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

>>12218818
au pire, tu peux fermer ta yeule

>>12222786
You Canucks do have some hot chicks, they're dumber than a box of rocks but fuck all hot.

>>12222795
>ta yeule
Precisely my point. Failing the speak your own language properly is not a substitute for culture.

>>12222786
You should check out this OTR stuff based on Canadian Mounties, it's pretty damn good.
Not nearly as good as Gunsmoke but it's good.
https://archive.org/details/OTRR_Challenge_of_the_Yukon_Singles

>>12222735
Sounds like a typical, basement-dwelling virgin response. Why even bother?

>>12222802
>Failing the speak your own language properly
Yeah right, please educate me in English some more.

>>12222811
Because u r maroon

>>12222802
L'osti de tête carrée, qui se mériterait un tour dans une valise de char à la Pierre laporte, mange donc un char de marde.

One of these days we might annex Canada but it's still a Brititish Commonwealth territory. Just look at what's on your money.

>>12222824
>this whole sentence
>unironically being proud of being of the French equivalent of Boomhauer
I'd love to be proud of my region but people like you make it incredibly hard.

>>12222835
It's a sad state of affairs when anyone is proud of French heritage.

>>12217038
>m-m-mabey if I insult him bad enough he'll get mad and leave

>>12216403

add 1 can of tuna
1 small can of spring peas

don't eat it like this too often but when I do, I eat it like am the boss of it

>>12219397

not that much different for the cost
I expected more, but didn't get
I like Cracker Barrel cheese

are you putting enough milk in anon?

>>12223653
Imagine the smell!

>>12216403
Sure
it's quick
it's cheap
it's tasty

regardkng being too salty
your Mother's vagina is quite salty
and it smells kinda bad

>>12222819
You sure? Look at your post kid.

>>12220764
This. Why would anyone want to make easy food? I exclusively prepare 3 hour MINIMUM cuisine because I’m a REAL chef.

>>12224121
This but unironically

>>12224121
I doubt you have your own house or own a car.

>>12224159
As a dentist, I’m very offended by this baseless accusation. I work 25 hours a week and have assloads of time to cook lol

>>12224190
You'll be in homeroom in about 12 hours.

>>12224190
>As a dentist
I too am greedy, lazy, and generally unskilled.

>>12219356
it's owned by general mills. They noticed at some point that consumers like non threatening small brands and generic labels from health food stores like trader joes better than their own brands so they keep the packaging for these completely anonymous.

>>12216406
butter

start huffing deeper and deeper, put your snout right in the colon
>BRAAAAPPPPPP
thats right faggot take it all in dropping for cock

>>12216662
That's literally because there just aren't enough of you. Canada has the population of a small midwestern town, there just hasn't been enough time for statistics to catch you yet. Watch, it'll happen, some edgy french teen will get really butthurt that somebody spoke english to him in public and fashion a gun out of cigarettes and poutine and you canucks won't know what to do because nobody is asking you politely to die.

>>12219337
I know one adult out of a couple thousand who doesn’t eat Mac and Cheese and he’s a faggot who shares your opinions on it. You’re wasting your time judging someone for eating food. It’s beyond pathetic.

>>12224615
>fashion a gun out of cigarettes and poutine
Get /k/ on the case, we'll have blueprints in an hour, test-fire in three.

>>12224231
I get it. I got In it for money. 100k a year for 25 hours a week at a national chain dentistry is the best. Fuck hard work, that’s for people who don’t qualify for loans.

>>12216403
Pepper

>>12224615
Pretty much this when you have to walk 2 hours through snow and moose shit you're pretty tired