/ck/ - Food & Cooking

wow haha money nice man

>>12212862
Just sell your dope and everything will be alright

>>12212862
Tabasco for shitty noodles

For the nicer ones, Egg, green onion, black pepper, a few pieces of kimchi and a little pour of the kimchi water. 와라.

Cool you have about 3000 dollars to your name. You're now at poverty level, congratulations retard.

>>12212885
>>12212868
>>12212877
Did you guys even notice the filename or that the hand is black

>>12212862
It comes with a flavor packet.

>>12212896
*Y'all

>>12212896
>black people don't post on /ck/

lol.

>>12212917
People pretend theyre black

>black hand
Ewww. I don't care how much money you have, I will never let you have this arby's kitchen.

>>12212885
The 100s alone look to be 6k tops and another 2k in 50s. Probably tax return. So he could have a real job with a kid.

>>12212862
Throw that out or give it to a homeless guy, go to a grocery store with just one of those 50s, buy ingredients to make real ramen, and do that. Then take some more of that money and start a savings account at a bank. Take the rest and put it in a checking account, except maybe $200 you keep in your wallet. Then get a credit card and use it to buy gasoline once a month and immediately pay it off, build your credit score up. Put $100 in your savings account every month out of your income.

>>12212885
That looks like a lot more than $3,000 to me.

When I sold dope I had more cash than this in my pocket every day

>>12212862
+Lashings of Soy Sauce
+A smattering of Chorizo Coins
+Half a dozen Eggs dropped in

flexing his 3k lol

>>12212925
ok. I guess ive been pretending this entire time.

>>12213086
We know bruh

>>12212862
SRIRACHA AND ABC SOY SAUCE

>>12212862
>non-sequential bills
holy shit, are you our black guy drug dealer?

>>12212925
Blacks pretend they're people

>>12212954
If you think having 6k to your name is a lot, I have news for you, you are poor.

>>12212862
>looks like about 10-12 grand
Woooaaaahhh so impressive man!
Hold on let me get a screenshot of my 401(k) and Roth IRA accounts.

>>12214095
There's no way it's that much.

>>12214095
We're waiting. And that's not 10k.

>>12214144
I can't believe I actually VPN'd into the company intranet on a Sunday for a 4chan argument.

>>12214102
>There's no way it's that much.
>>12214144
>We're waiting. And that's not 10k.

OP is showing about $6,000

>>12214259
>annualized return: 12.3156%
jesus fuck

>>12212862
With tears and loneliness.

So so much loneliness.

>>12214304
That's right kids, don't listen to 4chan losers who keep saying the world is going to end any second now. You're missing out on actual, realized gains.

>>12214304
1% a month isn't that crazy. That's just a diversified S&P portfolio.
You can dump everything into an ETF that's broad-market S&P and make 1% a month.

Id honestly steal that from you if you showed it to me by whatever means necessary.

>>12212862
>nongshim
>fuckton of green onions
>onion
>egg
>shredded laver and/or kimchi if I'm feeling fancy
I grew up with this kind of combination so adding soy sauce and stuff to instant noodles sounds alien to me.

>>12214532
Don't know what Jew spin you're sniffing, but my ASX and international ETFs don't even touch 10% annual average rate of return
Only way I can see that rate happening is in the short to medium term with a well timed investment, that's why I'm at a 23% annualised rate this year, but everyone knows that won't last

Bone broth

>>12212862
galic salt.

>>12212862
a tiny splash of soy sauce, a few drops of sesame oil, green onion, egg, a handful of spinach, a few pieces of kimchi plus some of the juices, and sliced mushrooms if i have them

>>12212885
I'm counting about 6300$. Of course this assumes it's not an improvised nigger roll.

>>12212862

>>12212862
I add powdered shrimp, cayenne, and a tablespoon of butter.

>>12212862
i like to add.....

ADOLF HITLER'S BROCCOLI

>>12212896
black people have pale palms

>>12216224
That's a lot to you?

>>12212877
Hey whattup lil inchworm
I hope this letter make you feel just a lil bit better

>>12216889
Nope, but the anon I was replying to said there was ~3k. Naturally I had to correct him, since people being wrong on the internet is verboten.

>>12216998
You missed the point entirely.

>>12212896
I also noticed that OP is nigger rich.

>>12212862
Mostly dry, maybe quarter-cup of hot water in when seasoning. Add the stock, herbs, a nice winter mix of vegetables, green onions, a poached egg and some thinly sliced ham or whatever on the side.

There's not much you can't add to noodles.

>>12212862
Around 6100 dollars

>>12212862

Not sure what it's for, but we use the contents of the little foil packet that comes with Ramen.
So good.

>>12212862
Chicken flavor:
Along with the season packet
Some soy sauce
Cut up chicken
Scramble an egg
Black pepper
Red pepper flakes

>>12212862
green onions and schmaltz

>>12214304
Market did backflips the last couple years. It actually isnt that uncommon right now

>>12212862
Kimchi, dumplings, mushrooms, chili oil.

>>12212862
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1rj8b55gOXL

>>12212862
Yolks, kikkomans, chives, garlic and sesame seeds/oil.

Sriracha and parsley

>cook the noodles
>drain most of the water, keep some in reserve
>add crunchy peanut butter to the remaining water and mix until incorporated, adding reserve water as needed until saucy
>add however much of the seasoning packet you want
>add hot sauce
Wa la! Spicy peanut noodle dish, better with meat and veg, but works well enough on its own

>>12214259
Enjoy seeing those gains vanish within the next 2 years. Like some retard bragging about buying a house in 2006

>>12214259
t. Wageslave
Those big numbers on the computer screen won’t mean shit when you’re dead, boomer. Meanwhile I’m living my best life feeling great and I didn’t have to spend 80% of my time working for Mr.Shecklestien to do it.

>>12212896
I don't see race.

>>12212862
all that cash and he still has the shitty fake marble countertops from home depot

I just eat ramen at ramen shops because I live in Tokyo. Only poorfag Asians living in America or Canada make instant ramen at home, and no one likes them.

>>12219849
Weird and awkward flex but ok

I wouldnt wanna live in Tokyo man maybe hokkaido. Or just go live with my grandma in korea

>>12220230
>grandma in korea
Really hit the nail on the head.

>>12220255
What part, friend? You korean too?

>>12212862
I eat packaged ramen less than once a month.
I usually grab a single cup ramen from the Asian grocer when I feel like it.

I do go to a ramen shop which serves proper ramen every once in a while though

ramen noodles taste like shit no matter what you put on them

>>12212979
Wow nice advice gramps. Next you’ll tell him to get a job with a handshake lmao.

OP. I got one word for you.
NIGGER.

>>12219680
Yeah but he gets to retire at 50 in a nice house with his family. You have to depend on checks from the government to maintain your section 8 apartment and apply to (3?) jobs a month to maintain your unemployment disability garbage.

>>12219849
This is a very specific angry post and i hope you work out your issues

But i just wanna address the topic of japanese ramen: it was all bullshit hype, right? I have visited japan 5 times now and ive never had ramen that was anything to write home about. I am 1000000% sure that it was just fucking tourism bullshit. I mean its so plain. Japan has foods that did knock my socks off, but ramen is not on that list.

>>12220409
I prefer pho. But its not "pho" everyone! Haha. Hahaha.

>>12216268
Oh hey I remember that threa-
>5 years ago

>>12220409
This is a very ignorant and plebian post made by an angry Asian, and I know you'll never work out your issues.

>>12220443
Im a wop. What does it matter to you? Are you hunting asian tripfags or something? Also answer my theory about the tourism shit, vaffanculo

>>12220454
You're an idiot if you managed to go to Japan 5 times and couldn't find good ramen, and that stupidity is terminal. I'll try humoring you, though. Where did you eat ramen? What kind of ramen was it? Did you order the noodles to the hardness you like and order the fattiness of the broth based on the noodles or did you just wing it? Did you even go to a good ramen shop or did you just order ramen off the menu from somewhere that doesn't specialize in making good ramen? Ramen is far from my favorite food, but there's still fantastic ramen to be eaten in Japan.

>>12220454
Every country has some tourism push to some extent. Japan is not exempt from that. You should visit the city of Numazu. A whole city flipped to cater to fans of an anime idol group. Its a great example of the japanese attitude towards tourism, and how they aggressively push japaneseness to the travel scene. Just dont confuse yourself and rashly immigrate, unless you are fine with being a second class citizen for the sake of anime.

>>12220464
I had my japanese friends take me out to wherever. I didnt bother remembering all the names with the yas or menyas or rans. I just shared youtube vids of mikey chen and stuff to him as reference. Im sorry you are so pissed that your noodle shit is so basic but really??? You are really saying that thats it, basically, man? Fuck man i was just looking really forward to a godly bowl of noodles but i had better soba or udon. Take off your weeb glasses bro that shit was plain plain plain.

>>12220479
>Where did you go to eat ramen?
>I can't name a single place I ate at or what I ordered, but it was all plain so all ramen is plain
And this is why I called you an idiot.

>>12220454
tua madre mi fa dei buoni spaghetti ogni volta che le chiedo.

Japanese noodles are overrated.

>>12220490
He is right tho, it is pretty overrated. I get really tired of travelling with ppl that r always "durr durr ramen ramen mm oishii"

>>12220490
Yeah well you arr mad and im gonna go eat an actually palatable noodle dish - my mamas carbonara.

>>12220499
>He is right
>His nonspecific post that couldn't answer a single question asked was right

>>12220503
Why ask about good ramen if you can't remember a single place you ate as a point of comparison? Since you're really stupid then all Italians must be stupid.

>>12220506
Shut up you stupid korean weeb and eat your traitorous bowl of ramen.

>>12220509
Go make some extra thick pasta and hang yourself with it.

>>12220513
Thats not me i am happy eating my pasta

R u korean ? I actually like korea very much they like chewy texture so italians love their foods

>>12220516
What part of any of my posts made you think I was Korean? Are you drunk or just illiterate?

>>12220521
Calm down, stop eating so much bad ramen

Here have some my pasta. And have some sex too lololol

>>12220526
Stop drinking so much. It's killing the few brain cells you have left.

>>12212862
i bring the water to a boil and then first add the seasoning pack before i boil the noodles so that the noodles can fully absorb the seasoning

its the real way

garlic

>>12212862
I've been eating top ramen ever since I was a young tyke, and always assumed that toxic looking silver packet that came with every noodle brick was a silica packet like they package in beef jerkey to keep it fresh. well, turns out it's actually full of flavored salt and not poison. whodathunkit? not me; that's for darn sure. haha. all that seasoned salt I've wasted over the years. grammy must have been yelling at me from up on high in the Great Firmament for wasting buckets and buckets of her favorite mineral

>>12219680
Not everyone wants to "just live". Some people like to have ability to buy nice things and visit nice places.
You bitching about wageslaves sounds alot like a story about a fox who couldn't reach for grapes...