/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12208931
Makin some calico beans right now fren. I'd post pictures but 4chan says I'm not allowed to do that anymore.

>>12208931
All beans are great. Depends on the variety and time needed to prepare. I'll do stove top, crock pot, or instant pot.

>>12208931
Is that Hickock45?

>>12208940
These?

Stink beans with shrimp and sambal.

>>12208951
>All beans are great.
I'll expand that to say all LEGUMES are great, because peas and lentils are amazing too

>>12208931
I used to love kidney beans but nowadays I'm starting to prefer them black beans, whatever the english name for them is.

>>12209060
Here in my neck of the woods we call em "nigger prostates"

>>12209060
>I'm starting to prefer them black beans, whatever the english name for them is.

black beans

for me it's Colombian style beans, i dont know how they're made but they're in some thicc sauce and sometimes have plantain chunks and other stuff mixed in, truly a 10/10

>>12209070
Based. I love licking my mouth full of them nigger prostates

>>12209060
how'd you cook the kidney beans? are they fine on their own with some light seasoning?

>>12209090
>on their own
They're somewhat boring on their own, even with seasoning. The "least cooked" way I'd eath them is probably in a salad with 2-3 other elective ingredients (who am I kidding I eat them as them is but don't do as I do). Otherwise they're great in literally any stew, pot or sauce you'll make. Just don't cook them more than a couple of minutes.

>>12209154
Lol, I assume you're talking about canned beans. Cause if they're starting with raw kidney beans, then telling them to only cook them for a few minutes is a good way to get someone extremely sick.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phytohaemagglutinin

>>12208931
Baked beans
>empty can into bowl
>microwave for two minutes

>>12209191
>canned beans
Yeah. I just assumed that any country where you do not know how to deal with "raw" kidney beans does not sell them actually raw.

Pinto's are the best because they are usually the cheapest and they cook well.
I blanch them, soak them in salted water, and cook them in a pressure cooker in salted water for 1 minute + natural pressure release. They come out absolutely perfect.

>>12209245
oh forgot to mention, I rinse them after soaking, and also strain them after cooking, cool them down by running cold water over them, and store in fridge/freezer.

>>12209225
Raw beans are a bit labor intensive, so lots of people just use canned ones. I used only canned beans until I was in my 20s.

>>12209268
>Raw beans are a bit labor intensive
Absolutely. And that goes for the kinds of beans that don't give you violent diarrhea if consumed uncooked also.

>>12208931
The cool beans obviously

Luck's Pinto Beans... served over rice with one A1 Bold sauce + onions and Goldfish crackers. Don't knock my poorfag food until you've tried. It's a fantastic experience of flavors and textures.

kidney beans

>>12208931
Human bean

Salt, pepper, 3-4 minutes on both sides

>>12208931
For me it’s the black bean. Boil em in a pot with a little piece of ham or bacon, some salt, black pepper, chicken stock, and chipotle peppers. Serve over rice or in burritos/quesadillas.

>>12208931
Navy beans

>>12208931
Canned beans are fine. I like these with a steak or some porkchops. Say goodbye to your asshole, though.

beans are boomer food
have chex immediately please

>>12210593
Fuck, I need to remember to add this to the, "things /ck/ memes that are actually terrible" list.

>>12210641
>canned beans are fine
This part? How so? Beans are generally underwhelming as fuck without a lot of tampering and boiling them yourself makes no difference whatsoever.

>>12208931
1. Kidney
(power gap)
2. Black
3. Pinto
4. White
5. Navy

A pot of "soup beans" made with kidney's instead of pintos + a smithfield ham (country ham) for seasoning is the ultimate bean dish. Kidney beans have more depth to them compared to pintos.

Refried black beans are the superior choice for that preparation.

>>12211015
and by country ham I mean this kind of ham.

>>12209203
I wish I knew how this turned out in the long run.

>>12208931
I'm into black beans since recently
>soak em overnight then boil with one or two bay leaves
>once done, store them or heat some olive oil, sautee some garlic, add the beans and once they're heated through, stir in some parsley or italian herbs
>serve as a side or as a base for burritos or smth

>>12209279
not really labor intensive, they just need a lot of soaking time

>>12209060
BLACKED

1 pound dried Great Northern beans soaked overnight
1 pound bacon, chopped
1 onion, chopped
3 jalapenos, chopped
1 can tomato paste
1/4 cup dark brown sugar
1/2 cup blackstrap molasses
1 quart of your choice of broth
cayenne pepper to your liking
2T chili powder
1 teaspoon black pepper
1T kosher salt

In a Dutch oven, fry the bacon till some fat renders, then add the onion and jalepeno and cook until soft. Add in everything else and bring to a boil. Cover and put in a preheated 250 degree oven for 8 hours. Consume on the Sabbath for extra authenticity. Wa la

>>12208931
Peanuts. I puree them to a butter and spread them on toast.

I WAS EATING THOS BEANS hahaa

>>12211313
>buttered peanuts on bread
you sick fuck

>>12211291
Yeye. Sometimes I sub in smoked ham.

>>12208981
are those lima beans?

natto is the only beans worthy of consumption

>>12208931
castor beans