/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12201010
Jesus christ lose some fucking weight you look like you're having a heart attack every other second

did you photoshop your wrist to be really fat?

>>12201023
You saw my wrist asshole
>>12201028
Fuck you

>goblin arm
>thumb nail normal length
>woman's pinky nail

>>12201010
OP please eat less, your wrists look really bad

>>12201034
YEah and I can also see your heart struggling mightily to shove that sludge you call blood around that boat you call a body

What a fat disgusting hand

Funny thread op made so everyone can make fun of the fat guys arm

Bake some more shitty pastries tubby.

>>12201028

how sweet you makin them fritters OP

>>12201010
>fat hand
>other employee doesn't know the difference between "bakery's" and "bakeries"
>vary not various
Kys fatty fatty boom boom

Hey OP, maybe you would be less fat if you toned down the sugar in the fritters.

>>12201448
>vary not various
very*

>>12201448
That's how they spell very in Wisconsin, retard.

>>12201010
Good Lord OP. I'd tell you to kys, but it looks like you're nearly there already.

>>12201010
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People are different, they have various height and colors and looks.
We can't all be 110 lbs basement dwellers with spaghetti arms. Grow up kids.

i used to finger my asshole and drop my fingers in glasses of soda

Last night I had a woman call and yell at me for ten minutes about how everything was terrible, her sandwich was cold, etc. After she stoped I checked the receipts because she was the only person that night who had two separate orders and I remembered the name on them. She hadn't gotten a sandwich.

>>12202195
*stopped

>>12201010
Dude the arm fat is about to roll over on itself. My gym membership is $5/month. All it takes is an hour a day in the morning to not be a ham planet.

>>12202255
Gyms are a bad environment. Everybody there is shit. Just exercise at home.

>>12202261
You really think anyone is actually paying attention to you in a gym? No one gives a fuck, they’re busy doing their own workout. Stop letting your insecurities run your life.

>>12202261
I rent electric bikes (I'm gay), do yoga, and swim laps to avoid exercising in a gym. Doing things you can't really easily do at home is often nice.

>>12202273
That does not change or even have anything to do with a single thing I said, sorry.

>>12202273
It is more about how monotonous it is so it is hard to develop a routine and a lot of people overdo it at first and are uncomfortable with the amount of pain and soreness they get. I think exercising in novel environments can be soothing.

>>12201010
>>12201040

>>12202278

>not wanting to step outside your comfort zone
>thinking youre ever gonna make it

wew

>>12201010
Fucking flyovers make me puke.

>>12201010

>>12201010
do you keep your pinky nail long because you do cocain

>>12202669
Kiill yourself

>>12202281
lol why is that thumb popping up everywhere

>>12201010
Reddit reposter strikes again

>>12202281
I hope he sees this lol

>>12203733
me too

>>12201703

>>12201010
Nice hoof

>>12201010
I’d tell that cunt to go eat their feelings instead and fuck off.

>scrolling through the catalog
>see this horrendous sight
>click to enlarge
>puke.zip

>>12201010
HECK-A-CHONKER

>>12203560
Wasn't this an old Judge Dredd story arc?

>>12202281
Fucking kek!

>>12202669
>t.

>>12207659
i see youre a fan of my work
thanks fellow based thumbposter

Can i post a grocery story in here?

>decide to do a little social experiment
>put a little bit of fresh parsley on display
>get some 3 day old parsley from the walk in fridge and bring it next to the display
>make a motion to start stocking the parsley, then suddenly leave
>woman who picked the (fresh) parsley on display switches it for the 3 day old thinking it was fresher

You played yourself idiot

>>12201010
>reverse image search
>zero results

LOL op is a fat pig

>>12208231
probably took it to get it for free

>>12201702
>>12201448
very and various would work in both instances, sperg meister.

>>12202755
underrated post

>>12208442
underrated and overweighted

>>12202755
>Seiko
#makinit