/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>takes pride in membership that litteraly pays for itself

>>12198023
Between gas and tires executive membership is cheaper because at the end of the year I get more cash back than what the membership costs, and still save money on actual cost of goods. Might buy a heat pump through them this summer if the local HVAC company's aren't significantly lower. that'll be a nice payoff at the end of the year.

>>12198023
Cringe

>>12198032
>seething because he couldn't afford the upfront cost

>>12198023
based and redpilled

>>12198023
we only have bj's & sams here and fuck walshart

>>12198858
Sam's has a business membership that offers cash back as well. I cover the cost just by my volume of purchases.

i stopped jerking off recently. im 39 years old and i really dont get horney anymore.

not sure why. maybe its just old age.

What does executive do?

It’s $100 annual fee but it gives you 2% cashback on purchases, so if you spend more than $2500 a year at Costco it’s actually cheaper than a gold star membership which is $50 but no cashback.

>>12199095
its cause youre a fat fuck

>>12198023
i'm Rich Galanti, i'm shitposting. By that I mean I'm browsing ck on my phone while i'm taking a shit. ama you dumb retards

>>12199140
not according to the usa guidelines. im 5'9 and 230 lbs. not quite obese.

>>12198023
I pay for gold just because I like the store and only buy a few small things, not to save money by buying in bulk. you're the poor one for spending a ton a costco and not at whole foods or some other high end grocer

>>12199242
Whole foods is not a high end grocer, they sell the same shit as everyone above Kroger, they just gouge you on price more for it.

>>12199278
sure some of it is the same but they definitely have higher end items than like Publix or some shit, if you can't tell then you're retarded. And it's not even that much more expensive anymore, especially compared to publix which literally sells the same brand shit as walmart for twice the price.

>>12199278
Their bulk foods are fairly priced and many of them can't be found at other grocers including large international markets. Keep an open mind and stop basing your grocery judgement on their targeted demographic. You're literally worse than an sjw.

>>12199242
This is why I didn't want Gold cucks in my thread.

>>12199240
>5'9
>230
>NOT obese

>>12200292
enjoy your cash back "exp" or whatever the poors are calling credit card rewards these days. keep scraping those singles off the floor so you can afford a 10 pack of knee pads

Executive member reporting in. Got me three half gallons of whiskey and shit load of beef, rice and beans a few days ago.

>>12199242
how long does food court food last? can it be refrigerated?

>>12200543

all they sell in their food court is available to purchase in bulk

>>12199240
i'm 6'0 and 170 and i feel like a fatass. i can't imagine how you must feel looking in the mirror every morning, you walking butterball

>>12200391
Imm ripped bro
>>12198043
The line is always super fucked at costco though. I save like 20 cents a gallon but I burn like 10 or 15 minutes of time

>>12199240

I'm 6'1 and 240 and feel like a fucking baby boomer who has multiple vacation properties. We gotta get in shape 'naw im sain?

>>12199240
lmao

>>12199240
I'm 6"3 and 250 and definitely obese you lying fattie

>>12199242
>Electronic payments only
This is legal?

>>12198023
This thread feels like it was made by an advertiser. Something about it seems inorganic and calculated.

I live about a 5 minute walk from Costco, they have the best pizza and hotdogs.

>>12202500
truth

>>12200553
Not their buns though

I've only shopped there twice, but it's nice for snacks and cheap wine. I borrow my mom's card to go because I'm a plebian.

>thinks he's a richfag
>buys Kirkland knockoffs and bulk buys
LMAO!

>>12199240
Lose 100lbs

>>12199095
Low testosterone due to poor diet and sedentary lifestyle.

>>12198023
lol bragging about a costco membership as making you rich is almost as bad as bragging about a Walmart membership, keep being poor.

>>12199240
I'm 5'8 and 160. I'm a chubby fuck. The hell you ain't obese.

>>12202454
Technically yes
https://www.federalreserve.gov/faqs/currency_12772.html
Some cities have passed or are considering regulations. Philly's done it, though their law exempts Costco and other membership-based stores
https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/3/8/18256601/cashless-stores-philadelphia-law-amazon-go-sweetgreen

>>12202454
>>12205253
The self service kiosok is electronic payment only but you can pay cash at the cashier dummies

Will Costco special order me shit if I ask a manager or something.

>>12206761
Costco will do anything for a based Executive Member!

>>12207568
it's like having a concierge but for life

Little brother goldies can't compete.
>my turn in line and I whip out my BigBlackCard
>cashier gets nervous and bites her lips
>hand my BigBlackCard over
>there's a hefty weight to it in the cashiers hand
>2 boomers behind me knows what's up and starts nodding in approval
>Korean beta stands in the next line over holding his cash cards like a bitch
>the hapa the next line over flashes his BigBlueCard and nods in approval

Goldies get your shit together. But yea executive is pretty worth it if you have a family of 4 or more, my kids go through meat and veggies like crazy

>>12207852
>he thinks his BigBlackCard matters

Heh.... Pails in comparison to my GRAY card

>>12199240

I'm 6'2" and 195 and i've got some fat around my midsection. You're a tub of lard.

>>12207568
If that's true I just might get one.