/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What the fuck is wrong with burgers

>>12193223
It's actually got something on it other than more carbohydrates.

>>12193245
Right, of course, excuse me, I'm sure the shredded imitation pasteurised cheese product topping (Now Melts!) has enough sawdust to really give the dollar value tortilla that extra crunch.

>>12193253
Still better than bread on deep fried potato guts with no seasoning because it's too spicy for the 45% British palate.

>>12193263
Oh, you're just a LARPing racist with zero ability to think critically. Carry on.

>>12193233
that's an open face quesadilla

>>12193268
You guys put bread between bread and call it a sandwich, there is nothing America has that comes close to how stupid british """""""food""""""" is

>>12193223
American junk food is considered junk food by everyone, including yanks.
British junk food is considered junk food by everyone except the brits, who serve it as normal fare.

>>12193277
>You guys put bread between bread and call it a sandwich
Nobody in the UK eats toast sandwiches. It was made up in Victorian times as a food to give to "invalids" who were too picky for anything else. It's quite literally autist food.

>>12193223
Isn't that just cheesy bread? A little too much cheese for me but otherwise fine.
For a higher-class version, cut some thick slices from a load and butter, add various cheeses of your choice (i like chedder and feta) and a pinch of basil if you want (i have a lot so I try to use it up). Bake for around 10 minutes, just until it starts getting crunchy. It's better than eating a cheesy bread from dominos or whatever.

>>12193296
Those "invalids" are all you have left, wake up and smell the ashes you fucking bong. With brexit being halted by idiots you are only going to be seen as stupider and stupider by the world so please develop something that's actually good to eat.

>>12193284
>British junk food is considered junk food by everyone except the brits
Pretty sure brits know their junk food is shit. The only real "British" junk food they've got today is fish and chips, anyways. Anything else is shitty immigrant slop (and the donners aren't even as good as the ones you can get in Germany)

>>12193308
1. I'm not >>12193263 and I have no desire to talk about politics on a Laotian slow-cooking BBS
2. I'm not even British, just a Eurofag that was fed lies about "muh boiled british meat" and after living in the UK found out that British food can be bretty good
3. stop being a faggot

>>12193327
Stop being a fucking retard and move immediately, then reconsider your life for even thinking that the indian feces you're eating is good food.
Seriously, if you moved from the EU to Britain and thought the food was good you should either move to America where your 10 year old palate can be catered to, or kill yourself,.
The choice is yours.

>amerimutts and bongs arguing whose cuisine is worse
pottery

>>12193345
EU isn't a physical place, anon.

>>12193345
>amerilard tries to tell me that because I'm not a picky eater that eeewwwwws at icky food I have a 10-year-old palate
Tell me, how exactly did you come to this conclusion? Could it be that you have zero clue what British food is beyond shitty takeout?

>>12193361
>The EU is not physical land
Just shut the fuck up

>nobody in the UK actually eats those things dumbass
>implying anyome in america would even know what the fuck an arizona cheese crisp is if you didnt tell them what it was
based retard

>>12193369
The abbreviation for Europe is Eur.
The EU refers to a political and economic union, a series of treaties, accords and legal acts.

>>12193366
Well I know you enjoy eating literal shit, so that's a pretty good base to judge you on

>>12193369
>The European Union is a physical place.
Retard.

>>12193378
A union of what, made up fictional lands? Hmm, I guess Narnia is in the EU? I know for a fact Hogwarts is in the EU! You're right, you can't walk around any of the states belonging to the EU cause it's made up!
Good thing US told them to go fuck themselves or we'd be arguing over elves.

>>12193379
>amerishart throwing baseless insults around because he can't conceive people actually being able to enjoy food he doesn't like
Remind me who has a child's palate again?

>>12193400
It's you.

>>12193375
>implying anyome in america would even know what the fuck an arizona cheese crisp is if you didnt tell them what it was
Same thing goes for the toast sandwich. Guess which one is actually consumed, though?

>>12193389
Nice damage control, mall shitter.

>>12193410
Good shit post man, really awesome, really shit up the thread in the right way!
You didn't contribute, and are pretty stupid, but you still get a gold star for participation!

>Good shit post man, really awesome, really shit up the thread in the right way!
he says with no trace of self-reflection while posting shit like
>>12193345
>>12193379
>>12193405

What's your problem with British food again? Remember, "British" doesn't mean imported foreign food. Or do you think tacos are quintessentially American?

>>12193424
Half of British cuisine is taken from their time conquering other lands, why exclude their history?

>>12193253
Nigga you cannot tell me that factory made cheesy goodness is worse tasting or more unhealthy than fucking deep fried Mars bars.

>>12193263
This made me sad, even if I live in some country in asia. You people getting replaced by immigrants must be depressing

>>12193440
>more unhealthy
Probably not since modified food starch has zero nutritional value.
>worse tasting
Are you kidding? Pre-shredded cheese tastes like sawdust. I'm not even talking about "cheese". A deep-fried Mars bar (note, a Scottish thing only) at least has some taste to it, even if it's a bit cloying.

I understand you've got good cheeses in America, what possesses you to eat this shit?

>>12193449
It's not that bad on the inside since they congregate and need to spread out, but fighting it is like losing ground and thinking you can win.

>>12193465
Nobody I know tends to eat preshredded cheese. It's mostly a nigger/white trash delicacy.

>>12193465
Your argument is that British people DON'T and Americans DO, but what you fail to realize is that it's the exact same.
Whenever you eat the slop considered cuisine and feel bad, imagine that projected onto Americans forced to cater to Mexicans.

this thread is proof that england can't handle bants

>>12193223
I don't see what the problem is, it's just a giant nacho

>>12193465
I didn't say it was healthy, I said it was good tasting and that a literal candy bar thrown in a deep fryer and served on a hotdog holder was less healthy and worse tasting.

Throw any cheese in with box Mac and cheese and you cannot fuck up. It all tastes good. Try to eat one of those abominations and you get 10 fast food burgers worth of heart attack fuel along with a taste that leaves you painfully aware of exactly how many sugar calories you're consuming, in a way that leaves the taste buds overwhelmed rather than pleased

American cuisine

12193521
This is the average euro, so sad.

>>12193521
I'd prefer burger cuisine than the bongs

>>12193223
Probably for dipping in salsa you daft cunt.

>>12193408
Damn. The fact that you are taking this argument so seriously makes me think that you actually eat toast sandwiches and are in denial.

looks like a good 'zona 'za to me

>>12193284
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>>12193408
>Guess which one is actually consumed, though?
I live in Arizona and not one person knows what an "Arizona cheese crisp" is. Since you are implying one of these options are actually eaten, and since you live in Britain, you must know plenty of people who eat chip butties and toast sandwiches with mushy peas.

>>12193263
Man that made me sad and I'm a burger.

I'm sorry bongs :(

>>12193408
>Guess which one is actually consumed, though?
Okay.
>Look up "Arizona cheese crisp" on youtube
>There are only a few videos, each with less than 200 views, the videos are entirely bot-created wikipedia audio articles

>Look up "toast sandwich" on youtube
>Videos actually showing the creation of the toast sandwich, with people actually eating it, and tens or hundreds of thousands of views across these videos
Huh... I'm not sure. Do people eat one of Britain's famous staple foods? Or do people eat a food created by some fake wikipedia article that OP created?

Holy shit OP. Don't tell me you guys actually eat "choast" in Britain.

>>12194355
brits, what is with your fetish for baked beans?

>>12194378
**braps**

>>12194319
>toast sandwich
>famous staple food
How far did you reach into your ass to get this one?

>>12193353
this

>>12193223
That's basically a tostada with only cheese

>>12193223
I'm from arizona and that shit is a great childrens food. I remember eating them as a little kid.

>>12193272
No, we do call them cheese crisps as they are so cooked that the tortilla is as hard as a chip and then you dip it in salsa or top it with salsa.

>>12193253
Where does it say anything about requiring processed cheese?
Bongs are as retarded as their shit cuisine.

>>12193268
Uh oh, reddit is getting ass pained again. Better be PC, guys.

>>12195299
Monterey jack or pepper jack is best

>>12195257
It's what you guys eat. and it's what the world knows you for. How else would you define a staple?

>>12195452
Nobody eats toast sandwiches though.

>>12195463
>PLEASE DUDE we don't eat toast sandwiches! PLEASE BELIEVE ME DUDE! We only eat chip butties.
Then explain the unlimited amount of content online where I can find British people posting pictures, videos or text posts of them eating toast sandwiches.